RUN THE FUCK AWAY

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)16:54 No. 177935 ID: 1d6838
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>RUN THE FUCK AWAY
Why?

You feel so fantastic.

No time for running.

Only for feeling fantastic.

Hey.












Hey.






Hey.

[i think we ARE the manikin, how this person got a manikin i don't know]

go make breakfast.

>>177935
Get a haircut. Yours looks like someone puked all over your head.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)16:57 No. 177939 ID: 1d6838
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>>177936
Why make breakfast?

It is late night.

You have no kitchen.


Not.

Not in here.


This is the fantastic room. Hey. Hey.





Hey.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)16:59 No. 177940 ID: 1d6838
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>Get a haircut. Yours looks like someone puked all over your head.

But it's so... fantastic.

If it pleases you, you will get a haircut in time.

 

>>177939
Hey.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)17:05 No. 177946 ID: 1d6838
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There is someone


















at the door

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)17:06 No. 177948 ID: 1d6838
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Should the door be opened?

sure, why not?

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)17:10 No. 177955 ID: 1d6838
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The door is opened.

It is Jerron.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)17:12 No. 177958 ID: 1d6838
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Jerron says that your friend Mrs. Shaye is having trouble.

She is not doing well.

She is having wire therapy.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)17:13 No. 177959 ID: 1d6838
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She is not fantastic.

>>177959
Ask her why she's in wire therapy, and if she has enough skin tape.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)17:45 No. 177978 ID: 1d6838
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You make it to Shaye's residence.

>Ask her why she's in wire therapy

She says that the Drip Drop Diet wasn't working too well despite promising twodropstwopoundstwodropstwopounds.

So she's trying the new Wire therapy until she can find a better solution.

>and if she has enough skin tape.
Shaye says if the Wire Therapy works, there might not be such a need for skin tape. At the moment she's got a large deposit of skin tape for using when needed.

She keeps doing that hand thing as well.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)17:46 No. 177979 ID: 1d6838
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Shaye is still doing the hand thing.

Ah houd.

Ah houd.


Ah. Houd.

Oh man what is going on why is this happening

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)18:09 No. 177994 ID: 1d6838
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Shaye is still doing the hand thing.

Shaye is doing the hand thing because she can't do the foot thing.

Because of the wire therapy.

But the wire therapy is going fantastic.

Fantastic.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

>Oh man what is going on why is this happening
It's wire therapy, silly.

It's wire therapy.

And the hand thing.

The hand thing.

Fantastic hand thing.


























Ah houd. Ah houd.

I am scared.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)18:18 No. 178006 ID: 1d6838
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Shaye asks for a tea bag.

Shaye says that her bags are in the next room along with her wheelchair.

She says that Tissue will help you find your way.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)18:19 No. 178008 ID: 1d6838
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This is Tissue.

She seems fantastic.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)18:19 No. 178011 ID: 1d6838
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Will you follow Tissue to go get tea bags?

is it fat albert?

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)18:22 No. 178016 ID: 1d6838
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>is it fat albert?

It is Tissue.

You are not aware of any Alberts to begin with, let alone fat ones.

Tissue doesn't think they're fantastic.

You don't think they're fantastic.

But where are those tea bags?

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)18:52 No. 178036 ID: 1d6838
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Those teabags.

Those.

Tea.

Bags.


















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>>178036

Alright then, go and make some tea!

Whoo!

Sage for teabags. Loose tea is superior.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)19:38 No. 178055 ID: 1d6838
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>Alright then, go and make some tea!

You approach the tea bag box. As you pick it up, a sloshing noise emanates from inside.


A fantastic noise.

You stare down at the tea box.

It stares up at you.

The teabox seems to be staring at you.

Fantastic.

Hey.
Hey.
Hey.

Should you open the tea box? It's not polite to stare.

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)19:39 No. 178056 ID: 1d6838
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>Sage for teabags. Loose tea is superior.
But is it fantastic?

You don't think so.

Neither does Tissue, who was sent to help you find tea bags instead of loose tea. Loose tea doesn't work well with Wire Therapy. Everyone knows that. Everyone who is fantastic knows that.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

>>178055

Well of course, open it up!

Also, put a kettle of water on the boil, post haste!

teamsleep 2010/05/15(Sat)19:50 No. 178061 ID: 1d6838
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>Well of course, open it up!

You open the box.

It screams.

You find tea bags inside. And other things.




Fantastic things.

But they are not tea bags.

They will have to wait for another fantastic time.

You dig around and obtain a tea bag for Shaye.

>Also, put a kettle of water on the boil, post haste!

We only needed the tea bags.

Yet you put on the tea kettle.

You laugh.

That's when it begins to scream.


Shaye is probably getting impatient.

Trippin. Balls.

wat. are we a possessed manikin?

>>178055
is this someone?

is his fantastic noises blood rushing? maybe wheezing? or screaming?

>>178061
did we just... killed someone?

>>178056
a poltergheist? a ghost? a chtlutean entity?

so wire therapy is... wiring human tissue to the manikin, and then using blood/vital organs to keep it whole?

man, i am trippin balls.

 

You guys haven't seen this?

>>178131
more annoying than creepy

5Copper!OcWN4aulz6 2010/05/15(Sat)21:19 No. 178134 ID: 5e217a
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>>178131

teamsleep 2010/05/16(Sun)07:11 No. 178267 ID: 1d6838
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Now about those teabags.


Shaye is still waiting.


You should take the tea bags to her.

But keep the goods.

The fantastic goods only go to the fantastic.

teamsleep 2010/05/16(Sun)08:48 No. 178274 ID: 1d6838
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With her teabags, Shaye can now focus on wire therapy.


Fantastic.




No need for skin tape.
















Just need for wire therapy.










Fantastic wire therapy.

teamsleep 2010/05/16(Sun)08:50 No. 178275 ID: 1d6838
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But what should be done with the other fantastic things you found in the tea box?

Shaye says she doesn't need them.













Shaye agrees, however, that the things you found are fantastic.






Hey.









Hey.








Hey.



But what should be done with the tea box's fantastic goods?

>>178275
Eat them
Fantastically
Hey. Hey. Hey.

um.

right.

how about getting some fantastic money?

lets try to sell it.

teamsleep 2010/05/16(Sun)12:12 No. 178335 ID: 1d6838
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>how about getting some fantastic money?

>lets try to sell it.

That is a fantastic idea.

>Eat them
>Fantastically
>Hey. Hey. Hey.
You do so.

But only a little bit.

Overeating isn't fantastic, and you need the fantastic goods for your fantastic sale.


Jerron operates a market. Perhaps we should see him.

Jerron's a tad strange. He wants to be just like Shaye. He botched a surgery to look like Shaye.

But it isn't polite to gossip. Gossiping isn't fantastic.

And Jerron is happy about it.

Jerron feels fantastic.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Perhaps we should see Jerron.

hey, that i snot a bad idea.

as long as he isnt a fantastic chtulean entity.

hey.

hey.

hey.

Yeah we should check for Chtulu before we goes to any place. Weird shit, ho!

Hey.










Hey.

Yeah we should check for Chtulu before we goes to any place. Weird shit, ho!

Hey.










Hey.

>>178335
Have the most fantastic sale with the fantastic other things


hey
hey
hey

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/05/17(Mon)11:48 No. 178728 ID: a85626
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HAY IS FOR HOERSES

teamsleep 2010/05/17(Mon)16:33 No. 178852 ID: 1d6838
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>hey, that i snot a bad idea.

>hey, that i snot a bad idea.

>as long as he isnt a fantastic chtulean entity.

Jerron is not a chtulean entity.

He is Jerron.

>Yeah we should check for Chtulu before we goes to any place. Weird shit, ho!

You see no Cthulhu.

>Yeah we should check for Chtulu before we goes to any place. Weird shit, ho!

You see no Cthulhu.

>Have the most fantastic sale with the fantastic other things

Of course.

We must be quick, however. Jerron took the tablets. He will be gone by midnight.

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Go find Jerron and get the tablets. If he leaves by midnight that wouldn't be very fantastic.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.

Does the name Autons ring any bells? If so, find the Doctor; he's quite the fantastic gentleman. Also brilliant. And Geromino, but that's for another day.
BTW this shit is like bad acid

teamsleep 2010/05/20(Thu)14:20 No. 180295 ID: 0f9dad
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>Does the name Autons ring any bells? If so, find the Doctor; he's quite the fantastic gentleman. Also brilliant. And Geromino, but that's for another day.

It's vague. You cannot think of any persons named Auton. Nor do you know a doctor or Geronimo.

They sound fantastic and will be kept in mind, however. Never forget things. Never.

>Go find Jerron and get the tablets. If he leaves by midnight that wouldn't be very fantastic.

He's going to be gone regardless.

As such, if you are going to make a sale, you must make it now.

Jerron says our goods are worth a lot, and is willing to pay us in currency.

>>180295
fantastic, i guess.

accept the offer.

hey.

hey.

hey.

by the by, what does he has to sell?

teamsleep 2010/05/22(Sat)06:44 No. 181240 ID: 0f9dad
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>fantastic, i guess.
Very.


>accept the offer.

You do so.

>by the by, what does he has to sell?

Many things.

A handbag catches your eyes. You could possibly put coins in there.

>>181240
hey, i am wondering what that fantastic currency is.

also does the fantastic handbag makes any sound? maybe move on its own?

SirTen!!H3AwAzMwMw 2010/05/22(Sat)13:35 No. 181327 ID: a7a85a
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See if you can purchase this guy's services.

He's old school.

He can only make your day more fantastic.

teamsleep 2010/05/23(Sun)16:28 No. 181979 ID: 0f9dad
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>hey, i am wondering what that fantastic currency is.
Behold.

We call them flares.

>also does the fantastic handbag makes any sound? maybe move on its own?
It does not. You can't use wire therapy on a handbag.

>See if you can purchase this guy's services.
You were not aware he was purchasable.

Those really are some fantastic flares.

They would go fantastic with that fantastic handbag.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFantastic

its time for some news. lets check his price list first.

and dont forget to loot the flares on the tea box. hey. hey. hey.

teamsleep 2010/05/25(Tue)16:44 No. 183030 ID: 0f9dad
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>Those really are some fantastic flares.
They certainly are.

>They would go fantastic with that fantastic handbag.

They certainly would.


>its time for some news. lets check his price list first.

The handbag is relatively cheap for its quality-79҉ with a discount for helping Shaye's wire therapy, Jerron says.

That should come to about 30҉.

>>183030
If that means we can afford it, then lets do so.

>If that means we can afford it, then lets do so.
We do so!

We still have about 49҉.

teamsleep 2010/05/27(Thu)08:44 No. 184035 ID: 0f9dad
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We should go home, no?

teamsleep 2010/05/27(Thu)08:48 No. 184037 ID: 0f9dad
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But what's this?

It looks like someone has been here.

teamsleep 2010/05/27(Thu)08:49 No. 184038 ID: 0f9dad
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Someone has left quite a mess.

no we shouldnt go ho- wait we are already home?

ohshi.

get weepan. prepare for battel.

teamsleep 2010/05/27(Thu)13:39 No. 184084 ID: 0f9dad
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>get weepan. prepare for battel.
We have no weepan. Or a weapon for that matter. Just the handbag, though you could use that as a weapon.

There is rustling in the other room.

Before entering the other room, check the space in between.
Hey.


Hey.

thats not fantastic. that is un-fantastic, in matter of fact.

get to kitchen, grab a knife, try to phone the police, etc.

teamsleep 2010/05/27(Thu)18:24 No. 184183 ID: 0f9dad
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>Before entering the other room, check the space in between.

You see what you did there.

>get to kitchen

Our maid is here, but she seems to know about much as us about the current situation.

teamsleep 2010/05/27(Thu)18:25 No. 184184 ID: 0f9dad
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>grab a knife

We retrieve a knife from the cutting board.

The rustling in the other rooms continue still.

we have a maid. that isnt mexican.

this is fantastic.

lets get dangerous in the next room.

hey!
hey!
hey!

its harass time!

teamsleep 2010/05/28(Fri)13:24 No. 184448 ID: 0f9dad
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>lets get dangerous in the next room.
Someone's left graffiti all over the wall. How rude.

teamsleep 2010/05/28(Fri)13:24 No. 184449 ID: 0f9dad
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Here's our intruder!

It makes a low, wet rumbling noise.

What a fantastic intruder.

Condemn it for the mess, then open it and see what's inside.

teamsleep 2010/05/28(Fri)20:31 No. 184668 ID: 0f9dad
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>Condemn it for the mess

It ignores us.

>then open it and see what's inside.

It resists! It screeches and scratches at us. Our maid falls backwards.

A very interesting fluid leaks from our arms, yet this intruder is hostile.


This is a very fantastic fluid.

Lick the fluid from its face.

Fling the fluid at its face, blind it ever so fantastically

Stab the intruder with the knife, then open it. Don't forget to apologize and tell it to have a fantastic rest of the day.

teamsleep 2010/05/30(Sun)16:35 No. 185476 ID: 0f9dad
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fluid?! fluid...

˙ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ pǝɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʞıן ı

ʇsoɯןɐ uɐɔ ı

uoısıʌ ˙dn ǝʞɐʍ 'dn ǝʞɐʍ

You explained your intentions clearly to the intruder, yet it doesn't respond, only makes more noises at us.

So with the help of the maid you opened it up.

It's very pretty now.

teamsleep 2010/05/30(Sun)16:36 No. 185477 ID: 0f9dad
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Pretty.

teamsleep 2010/05/30(Sun)16:36 No. 185478 ID: 0f9dad
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So very, very pretty.

Fantastically pretty.

Hey.


Hey.


Hey.

Squish fantastic bugs, eat fantastic bugs, search intruder corpse. Be sure to do this fantastically.

um. attempt to identify the intruder? did it carried something? maybe it had money? maybe teabags?

Tell us more about our maid.

teamsleep 2010/06/04(Fri)13:47 No. 187797 ID: 0f9dad
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>Squish fantastic bugs, eat fantastic bugs,
That would be rude.

Would you stomp out ɔıʇsɐʇuɐɟ?

>search intruder corpse.

There isn't anything. With enough cutting with our knife we might be able to manufacture some currency.

>did it carried something?
Only its life.

teamsleep 2010/06/04(Fri)13:48 No. 187798 ID: 0f9dad
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>Tell us more about our maid.
The best in the area.

Truly fantastic.

Gather the fantastic currency. Do intruders happen often? It would probably be a good source of income...