Princess Prudy Sparklejaws was minding her own business when suddenly assassins infiltrated her throne room, which is decorated with pink silk and bones, to kill her for her grievous and numerous crimes against the local tribes. They also stole her magic blood jewels, but she doesn't know that yet.
use your magic sergal powers to defeat them!
STRANGLE THEM WITH YOUR PREHENSILE CLITORAL HOOD!
use the magic of the blood jewels to enlarge your clitoral hood to defeat the assassins.
>>170731 Second
>>170731 >>170738 >>170730 These all combine logically. Do this.
You leap into action, strangling the apparent leader with your extremely muscular clitoral hood! But he has a whole army of identical frumpy women. You'll need magic! You go to get your magical Blood Jewels...
Wait, they were right here in this clearly marked display case right next to the blood... Oh no! Some asshole done jacked your favorite jewelry! Now what are you going to do?
>>170766 Drink the blood so you can tell where they are!
>>170766 PUNCH THEM TO DEATH!
>>170771 With your clitoral hood.
>>170763 You have claws and teeth do you not? You are a sergal are you not? WELL THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING WAITING FOR YOU SILLY FUCKING TWAT! RIP AND MOTHERFUCKING TEAR RIGHT NOW!!!!
>>170790 Now now. A lady like Princess Sparklejaws would never be so uncouth. >>170770 What a twist! It's not blood it's blood wine! ...get piss drunk.
You quaff the blood in a hearty and somewhat unprincess-like manner. It tastes good, like the life of the servant you harvested it from. [cutscene 1/3ish]
The blood lets you see... Two of the blood jewels are far away already, but one is in your very own maze!
Princess Sparklejaws kills all the assassins, and then flies out the window. Only she can't actually fly, she just likes to pretend. So instead she lands on her cutebold pile! [End Cutscene]
>>172698 Noserub the surviving cutebolds, then get the gem in the maze.
>>172698 Use your sergal fleshwarping powers to become so huge that you can just walk over the maze instead of going though in! (pic related)
>>172729 This is a legit plan.
To bypass your maze, you must become an huge! But as everyone knows, conservation of mass. Therefore, you must eat some cutebolds. Also, your neck is missing at the moment. Don't worry, it'll come back.
YOU ARE BECOME HUGE Also, as everyone knows, intense musculature begets jeans. So now you're wearing jeans
bust through the maze like the kool-aid man. make sure to say 'OH YEAH!' after each wall is broken.
OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH HEY! That dude has your blood jewel. He doesn't seem to have noticed you yet. How do you proceed?
Calmly discuss your grievances over a cup of tea.
>>172804 Rip his ugly nose off and shove it down his throat.
>>172806 This, one thousand times, this.
>>172806 Yes, only a reasonable chap would explore a maze.
>>172804 Forget the blood jewel what is that it looks like pot. You need to smoke a bowl.
>>172804 In the middle of the tea, rape his nose. Then strangle him with your clotorial hood.
>>172804 YOU ARE HUGE THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS RIP AND TEAR that guy with the blood jewel.