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170655 No. 170655 ID: f95872

You are an overweight man with a neckbeard. You have decided to make a quest on your favorite site on the internet, Ponychan!

What will your quest be about?
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No. 170660 ID: 889351

Make a spiritual sequel to Prudy. It deserves better than abandonment from Leaver.
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No. 170666 ID: 5bce57

make a quest about making quests
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No. 170668 ID: c7ff53

Stop making a quest and go get a life. Also, do lots of exercise. You're getting fat.
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No. 170683 ID: ecf25b

Make a quest about sergals :V
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No. 170684 ID: e3f578

Make a quest about Prudy with a sergal that is his total bro where the subject is to make a quest and obtain a life at the same time.
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No. 170686 ID: 732129

Buy a set of video glasses, a one-handed keyboard that you strap to your wrist, and a portable computer that's got a 3G modem, and post "REAL LIFE QUEST" where you post what you're doing and ask Pony-Chan users for guidance and help, and they post responses in real time.
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No. 170688 ID: f3f64f

Eat some Pocky first, then make a magical girl themed quest. Include copious amounts of fan service and homoerotic overtones.
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No. 170704 ID: 0fc814

Make a quest about sergals.
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No. 170709 ID: f95872
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170709

>>170660
>>170683
The star of your quest will be Prudy the Sergal!

>>170686
>>170668
He journeys on a neverending quest to get a life!

>>170688
Also he's a homoerotic magical girl.

You draw Prudy in MS Paint, your favorite (and only) drawing program.
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No. 170710 ID: 401207

>>170709
MORE SPARKLES
MORE
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No. 170712 ID: ecf25b

>>170710
Also tits and ass
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No. 170718 ID: f95872
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170718

Now, you know that the first post is one of the most important ones. What is going to go into it? What splash/cover page? What's the name going to be?
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No. 170719 ID: f98e0b

>>170718
Milton.
Milton the Quest.
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No. 170720 ID: 0fc814

Cover page shall be a glamor shot of the protagonist surrounded by the title: Princess Sparklejaws' Big Adventure.

In the following post, describe how she was minding her own business when suddenly assassins infiltrated her throne room, which is decorated with pink silk and bones, to kill her for her grievous and numerous crimes against the local tribes.

They also stole her magic blood jewels, but she doesn't know that yet.
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No. 170721 ID: 5a2e05

>>170718
How 'bout, uh... Scrambles.
Scrambles the uh, deathdealer.
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No. 170728 ID: f95872
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170728

>>170719
>>170720
>>170721
Pleased with your handiwork, you sit back, waiting for the surely numerous suggestions by your adoring fans.
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No. 170743 ID: f95872
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170743

F5.

F5.

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5- OH HEY!

You got some suggestions. How are you going to respond?
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No. 170744 ID: 1ac39d

combine any non mutually exclusive suggestions together.
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No. 170745 ID: ecf25b

That "dogmeat" person seems to have the right idea.
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No. 170757 ID: 5a2e05

>>170743
Ignore what the people are saying and get on with the railroad. Use a proxy to post the "canon" suggestion before you do to allay suspicion.
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No. 170772 ID: f95872
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170772

>>170744
You combined them all! Your audience must be hugely wowed by your genius. First you showed how awesome your main character was, by having her rip off an enemy's head with her clitoral hood. But there were so many enemies (who were hard to draw, so they were copied - maybe they were clones?) that even Princess Prudy Sparklejaws might not have been able to handle them using just her genitals. So she was going to use magic... AND THEN YOU SPRANG THE TWIST ON THEM! There's no way they could have ever seen that coming. Ah, let's just sit back and let the adoration flow in...
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No. 170775 ID: 701a19

>>170772
What better place for them to hide the jewels than in the blood? Who would ever think to check the blood for stolen jewels?
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No. 170805 ID: f95872
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170805

People think you should resort to violence. Will you?
Also, some guy thinks you should drink the blood to figure out where the blood jewels are. Would that even work? If not, do we care? Where are the blood jewels, anyway?

>>170757
Wait, "canon"? Do you even have something that could pass for a plot?
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No. 170808 ID: 701a19

>>170805
Yes. Drinking blood should obviously let you sense where the blood stones are. Why else would they keep blood next to them?
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No. 170812 ID: aff67f

>>170805

Plot is superfluous! Make up everything as you go along. Retcon stuff that's already happened every time you need to introduce a new element.
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No. 170815 ID: 7524b0

It seems like more people want to use physical violence. Let's implement the blood as a kind of powerup thing.
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No. 170817 ID: f95872

>>170815
We could always use it as a motivator - "Oh, now I know where a blood jewel is, I'm going to tear through these people now to get there"
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No. 170919 ID: 8b8eef

>>170805
Of course you do. You're going to make it up as you go. That's a plot, right?

As an aside, this would be a neat idea to use for a real quest. By the people, for the people. Maybe stick this instructions thread in questdis.
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No. 172703 ID: f95872
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172703

You have made a wondrous cutscene. Your followers love cutscenes, because they don't have to do anything in them!

>>170919
That's exactly what this is, bro. Suggesters would have more direct control over stuff if suggesters made more direct suggestions.
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No. 172758 ID: f95872
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172758

They're suggesting... what are you gonna do?
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No. 172761 ID: 34470e

>>172758
Incorporate a mechanic where eating kobolds allows you to temporarily increase in size.
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No. 172762 ID: 0b2a05

>>172761
Incorporate a mechanic where eating kobolds out allows you to temporarily increase in size.
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No. 172766 ID: 3b6c92

>>172762
hahaha

sure, that's awesome
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No. 172777 ID: a594b9

They want to cheat at the maze so let them. But, instead of using silly size shifting powers that will probably break the quest in half... just let them climb up on the shrubbery.
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No. 172785 ID: 3b6c92

>>172777
But silly size shifting powers are awesome!

Plus this quest is already really silly to begin with. No harm done. :B
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No. 172797 ID: f95872

>>172785
>No harm done. :B
Except to the kobolds, anyway.
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No. 172805 ID: f95872
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172805

You have produced the awesomest update ever. But they might get a blood jewel soon...

What the fuck do blood jewels even do?
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No. 172816 ID: 3b52de

Blood Jewels summon Erajabon: Lord of the Infernal Pit, Keeper of Accounts Receivable, and Guardian of Real Fruit Flavor.
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No. 173403 ID: a594b9

>>172805
Blood jewels allow you to use your own blood as a weapon. If you get wounded somehow, the blood shed in that way can become BLADES that SHOOT OUT AND IMPALE YOUR ENEMIES. That's with one jewel.

With two, you can turn anyone's blood into a weapon, but you have to get in physical contact with it first.

With three jewels, you don't even need to touch blood to turn it into a weapon.
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No. 173452 ID: 6cd631

Alone, they cause cramps and moodiness. But together, they generate magical power. Magic increases for each jewel and they need to be soaked in blood to recharge (super absorbent).
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No. 173810 ID: 5eabae

>>173403
For the win.
>>173452
For the lulz.
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No. 173845 ID: e3f578

They also get you possessed by a dark god if you fail a rollcheck or whenever the hell you please.
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No. 173947 ID: 43d730

One is good for bilrubin people out.
Two are something to put in the bank.
Three cause khorney jokes.
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