Draw penis on desk

>>16783
Well, first of all, acquire some damn paper. You don't want to draw on your desk, retard.

Draw desk on penis

Suggestion 2009/07/28(Tue)22:47 No. 16790 ID: 961ddb
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Draw Raital cosplaying as Dracula and Mudy as a succubus.

Use penis to draw on desk.

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/28(Tue)22:50 No. 16792 ID: 788fc6
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>>16785
>>16787
It's just going to be one of those days.

>>16786
You acquire some paper and immediately feel like a retard for drawing on your desk.

>>16792
Your task is to pair up Skullking and Tom using Rape as a theme!

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/28(Tue)23:02 No. 16801 ID: 788fc6
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>>16790
>>16791
>>16798
That would require EFFORT and CONFIDENCE, lacking these you decide to draw a stickman instead.

>>16801
Draw some fanart. Everyone loves fanart. If it needs to be simple, you can keep with the stickfigures, like Beardbeard, Ruby, or Kara.
Alternatively, give your stickfigure man there a tophat and cane to make him a dapper gentleman.
... but you should probably draw Kara. Because... no reason.

>>16806
> Alternatively, give your stickfigure man there a tophat and cane to make him a dapper gentleman.

Yes. Draw some CastQuest fanart.

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/28(Tue)23:13 No. 16810 ID: 788fc6
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>>16806
With all the ideas running around in your head, you remember how lazy you are and play with the stickman some more.

You are really starting to find that penis on your desk annoying and are contemplating erasing it, but you can't find your eraser!

>>16810
lick the penis.

>>16810
Lick it off

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/28(Tue)23:23 No. 16819 ID: 788fc6
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>>16813
>>16812
I guess if there's no other way...

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/28(Tue)23:26 No. 16824 ID: 788fc6
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DFSSGJFGHSDFJHADF!!#@RE$%&(@Y

That tasted absolutely terrible and regret... FUCK THAT BETTER NOT BE WHAT I THINK IT IS.

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/28(Tue)23:30 No. 16827 ID: 788fc6
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>>16824

FFFFFFFFffffffff.... You have acquired a PUTTY ERASER a little later than you would've liked.

>>16824
draw a self portrait.

Draw something abstract.

Draw a rock.

Draw yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself etc. Ad infinitum.

Enough of this mucking about. Draw an ork!

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/28(Tue)23:41 No. 16834 ID: 788fc6
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>>16828
You would need REFERENCE for that but you have more immediate concerns, it's getting dark and you're feeling hungry.

>>16834

Turn on a light. We'll work through the hunger a bit.

Lets draw another stick figure to go along with that one. We'll make a little scene out of it. Maybe turn it into a three panel comic.

>>16834
There is only one solution
DRAW A SANDVICH SO REALISTIC IT LITERALLY LEAPS OFF THE PAGE SO YOU CAN EAT IT.

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/28(Tue)23:57 No. 16837 ID: 788fc6
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>>16835
You switch on the light and wait for them to warm up, in the meantime you give Mr. Stickman a friend.

He is obviously pleased by this development.

You still feel hungry, maybe eating will let you raise your EFFORT.

>>16837

Go grab an apple or some fresh fruit. The sugar will help certainly.

Unless of course we feel like something more substantial, in which case we should fix dinner.

Fuck, I'm hungry now.

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/29(Wed)00:05 No. 16840 ID: 788fc6
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>>16838

You find some left over curry, you'll return to drawing after you have CONSUMED ITS FLESH.

>>16840
My mother, and grandmother both collect that pottery. I think they call it blue willow and they are OBSESSED. I'd recognize it anywhere.

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/29(Wed)00:31 No. 16844 ID: 788fc6
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You finish the curry, it was delicious and leaves this lingering sensation of HELLFIRE in your mouth, now you are no longer hungry you can focus a lot better.

EFFORT +1


Noticing the dancing colours, you take a moment to walk outside and enjoy the sunset. Such beauty makes you feel all warm inside...

CONFIDENCE +1

>>16844

Lets draw a landscape of that mother fucking sunset. That shit was fucking lovely.

>>16844
fucken saved

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/29(Wed)00:46 No. 16848 ID: 788fc6
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SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

No more fucking around, you whip out the greatest tool an artist can have. The SKETCHBOOK, or in your case a SKETCHBINDER.

Ready to apply your new found CONFIDENCE and EFFORT, you can now sketch anything provided you have REFERENCE.

>>16848

Oh shit!

Lets pull up a reference of fucking turtle! Then we'll make shit crazy and draw some fucking sunglasses on him!

Suggestion 2009/07/29(Wed)01:02 No. 16852 ID: 06b21e
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>>16848

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/29(Wed)01:04 No. 16854 ID: 788fc6
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It is surprisingly difficult finding a new page in this thing.

>>16850
A turtle is fine too, but you still lack REFERENCE, shame you don't have a COMPUTER here.

You close your eyes trying to VISUALIZE what a turtle looks like.

>>16854

That is not a turtle, that is a hand!

Shit. Look out the window. What do we see that we can draw?

SCIBOTIC!8lIPtLCi3s 2009/07/29(Wed)01:28 No. 16859 ID: 788fc6
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HUZZAH! You found a blank page.

>>16855
You can see nothing outside but the deep darkness of the night.

You can draw a TURTLE as long as you have REFERENCE but lacking a computer you need to VISUALIZE it instead, even if that is a lot less reliable.

>>16859

Shit! Accursed darkness!

Lets use VISUALIZATION. Visualize a turtle.

Make it... a pirate turtle! Teenage and mutant are optional

>>16899
This.
Also Zombie.