W00TNESS! To the XTREME!

Σ 2010/03/31(Wed)19:39 No. 156630 ID: 9e9b47
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Alright guys. Sul here again. When I walked into this doorway here, the whole place started shakin' and the whole room started feeling like it's going downwards. I don't like this at all. I pull out Gertrude. Her cold metal exterior feels good against my palm. I feel like I could kill some bitches with this. Hell yeah, bring it on!

Σ 2010/03/31(Wed)19:40 No. 156633 ID: 9e9b47
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The elevator finally stops and the doors open!

What the fuck? There's like a foresty meadow full of flowers and shit! this is fucking HORSESHIT! Ugh. Fine, what should I do now I guess? I put away my gun grudgingly for now.

CHANGE THE DIFFICULTY TO NIGHTMARE BECAUSE WE ARE MANLY MEN OF MANLINESS

>>156634
NO ITEMS! SUL ONLY! FINAL DESTINATION!

>>156633
No, don't put away your gun. Enemies could be lurking behind the trees, among the flowers... or even IN the trees!

Rush for cover behind a tree, and peek around it to see more of the area.

>>156633
Go out and frolick in the grass. Beware any douchebags with yellow shirts and balls in his hands. That guy is shoot on sight or he's going to cram your ass into a small ball.

Σ 2010/04/01(Thu)09:03 No. 157078 ID: 9e9b47
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>>156634 >>156639

(The difficulty has been set to NIGHTMARE but you don't even give a fuck you're so hard.)

>>156654 >>156923

I take Gertrude back out and step into the forest. Darting from tree to tree, I look around for anything at all. This place is eerily quiet, with no birds or anything. Probably because this place is fucking miles underground. What the fuck.

Oh god there's some dude over there. I can hear him talkin' to a tree or somethin'. I can try to blast his ass or something.... it may be one of those Draconian motherfuckers. I guess I could try dressing up in this getup or some shit.

Sneak over like the stealthy motherfucker you are. Then put him in latex.

>>157080
yeah, gimp him.

>>157078
Blast his motherfucking ass. Highest setting, that bitch is motherfucking dead.

Σ 2010/04/01(Thu)14:50 No. 157243 ID: 9e9b47
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>>157080 >>157087 >>157109

I sneak up on the guy and... what? You think I just happen to carry around extra latex? Well, I do in fact. But there's none for this motherfucker.

I go ahead and gimp him all right. I gimp him with a slug to the base of the skull. The hot gore splattering on my face brings to my face the first smile that I've felt in weeks.

Anyhow, keep going deeper into the woods?

Not yet. First, bathe in his blood.

>>157245
make sure to get those hard-to-reach spots too

Σ 2010/04/01(Thu)16:10 No. 157345 ID: 9e9b47
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>>157245 >>157257

To properly coat myself I've got to be able to get everywhere on my body... oh yeah. Oh god. The feeling of warm life blood between my thighs... I shudder and succumb to the passion of the moment.

A guy with a big head and an uncomfortable expression clears his throat. "Um... I was certainly not expecting this. Can we speak, Mr. Sul?"

Point your obviously rock hard boner at the guy and demand an explanation for this bullshit

No need to be discourteous, tell him to come on in, the blood's fine!

>>157345
KILL THE CONTROLLER

>>157345
Strangle his ass to death while your feverish gaze locks with his and as the light goes out you get the most powerful erection of your entire life.

Σ 2010/04/02(Fri)20:28 No. 158341 ID: 9e9b47
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I jump right on this faggot and just start choking the shit out of him! Ohhhh... his gasps and shudders send ripples of pleasure down my spine... good thing I'm too much a professional to let it show.

The guy looks horrified, no doubt because of my manly physique. He manges to gasp out "Your gaaaaak brothgaaaaaak Ro!"

Wait, my brother Ro? How does he know about him? Should I listen to what this guy has to say?

Slap him six times in the face with your dick and tell him to talk or else you'll fucking end him.

Listen to him I guess before you rape him to death

Listen to him. Definitely threaten him with rape.

>>158341
listen and sodomize at the same time

>>158341
Just listen.

>>158341
Ease up your grasp so you can listen to what he says. Then kill his ass. And maybe rape it a bit afterwards.

XTREME rape threats! Σ 2010/04/19(Mon)21:22 No. 167192 ID: 9e9b47
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Hey man, I'd never have sex with a dude! I love to CRUSH the pussy! HELL YEAH! But you know what, threatening to cornhole someone is a threat that transcends cultural barriers. I shove the motherfucker to the ground, steal his bling and hitch up the robe. "Now listen up because I'm only gonna say this once. If you do not tell me everything you know about my brother, I will pop your balloon knot."

"Fuck! Ahh! I... AHH! Please, I'll tell you anything you want! We have your brother with our leader! He washed down here a few days ago! He's with my leader! In the center of the forest there's a large building! He's in there!"

The guy's flailing his arm about uselessly. These guys weigh like, nothing. So, what should I do now? I got this guy firmly clamped by the ass.

>>167192
punch him in the chode.

Shove your cock in him, then pick him up and make him direct you there while you're raping him.

>>167192
Rape him while strangling him to death. Then that leader asshole will learn that you don't fuck around with Sul and his brother.

>>167192
Okay just tie him up and leave him there. Find out where the base is and let's GOOOO

Σ 2010/04/25(Sun)23:19 No. 170269 ID: f82d85
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>>167193 >>167202

I punch the dude solidly in the chode a few times before I do anything else. I told you guys I'm not into rape. That's gay. But I do shove the first branch I can find up the dude's ass until it won't push anymore. The guy stops screaming after a while. Oh well.

I find a place in the middle of the woods, like the guy instructed me. It looks like the place has a ground level door and a fire escape door. There's only one window inside, and it looks dark. Hold on brother.

I'm coming. Heh

Think you could climb up to look through that window?

>>170269
Go through the fire escape. Fuck up anyone who isn't your brother.

Sneak up those stairs like a boss