BROS BEFORE HOS

Be a Bro.

CHOOSE DONG

The sorta bro-chick who digs other chicks.

I vote for Bro!

Bro man!

be a broski, brewski, brahski, brosidon, brodin, bro/brah.

Q 2010/03/27(Sat)15:48 No. 153145 ID: 04eb0c
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>>153135
>>153136
>>153138
LOOKS LIKE THE DICK OPTION BEAT
>>153137
THE CHICK OPTION

GOOD FUCKING CHOICE

*MOTHERFUCKIN' ZAP*

THERE'S SOME SWEET DUDS TO COVER YOUR SHAME, YOU FUCKING NUDIST

YOU ARE LOOKING A LITTLE SHAKY THERE, COCKWEED, SO I'LL GIVE YOU A CHOICE TO CHANGE YOU FROM THAT BITCH DEMEANOR YOU GOT GOING ON.

>EMO KIDD
>MR. HOT BLOOD
>JOE COOL
>LITTLE CRYBABY BITCH

>>153145
Motherfucking Joe Cool. He will be the sauvest coolest god damn motherfucker to have ever graced the earth with his presence.

>>153145

Joe Cool. Durr.

LITTLE CRYBABY BITCH AW YEAH

HOT BLOODED
COME AND SEEEEEEEE
I'VE GOT A FEVER OF A HUNNERD AND THREEEEE

You sound like a Hot Blood. Let's go with that option.

MR HOT BLOODED, FUCK THE REST OF THOSE TWATS

Fuck it, GET ANGRY MOTHERFUCKER.
YOUR BLOOD'S GOING TO BE SO HOT IT'LL MELT FUCKING SUNS. LET'S KICK SOME ASS.

Q 2010/03/27(Sat)16:06 No. 153156 ID: 04eb0c
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>>153150
>>153151
>>153152
>>153155

I BET YOU ARE FUCKING FEELING IT NOW

AW YEAH, MY MOTHERFUCKER

THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT

NOW THAT YOU HAVE LITERAL FUCKING FIRE THROUGH YOUR ONCE=PUSSY BABY VEINS, YOU NEED A NAME

WHAT'LL IT BE, MOTHERFUCKER?

>_

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Simon. God damn Simon.

Crimbo Hardstyle

>>153156

SLAB BULKHEAD

TELDONDOROSA
TIDUS
OR JUST SPARIL

>>153156
Blaze Machina

JoJo

>>153156
Motherfucking JoJo. And you had better bulk up like a motherfucker.

>>153156
JESUS FUCK-KING CHRIST
JESUS
YOUR NAME IS JESUS
GO

>>153159
Actually, I take it back.
Crimbo Hardstyle is God-tier.

>>153159

Thirded. Crimbo, GO!

>>153171
Hmm, let us combine it then. He shall be known as Crimbo JoJo Hardstyle. Baddest motherfucker to ever grace the earth with his presance.

Q 2010/03/27(Sat)16:21 No. 153175 ID: 04eb0c
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>>153159
OH FUCK, THIS NAME JUST DROVE ITSELF RIGHT THE FUCK HOME INTO YOUR FUCKING CHEST, MAN

SHIT DID IT JUST BLAZE ITSELF ONTO YOUR FUCKING SHIRT?

HOLY FUCK

>>153165
HA HA WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR SOMETHING

LOOK AT SOME OF THE TOUGHEST HOT BLOODED MOTHERFUCKERS YOU'VE SEEN

ALL SKINNY MEN WITH HARD ATTITUDES AND IRON MOTHERFUCKER WILLS


AW SHIT LOOK IT YOURSELF

NOW WE NEED TO FIND YOU SOMETHING TO EXPLODE ON

WHAT'LL IT BE, CRIMBO?

>_

>>153175
Settle down with a nice man and be a stay at home mom.

>>153175
FIND THE NEAREST CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS.

SEIGE IT. WITH YOUR FISTS.

>>153175
Those punk ass bitches hanging around in the mall talking shit about you all day long. Those whiney crybaby fucks needs someone to come over there and ruin their shit so they can cry some more.

>>153175
Hot Dog stand. They don't have any more relish.

>>153175

Boss just fired you and hired your Rival to reign the company (undercover spionage/mecha industry)

>>153175
GO EXPLODE ON THE NEAREST PAIR OF SKYSCRAPERS, SUCH THAT EVERYONE WILL FEAR YOUR IRON MOTHERFUCKING AWESOMENESS

Your neighbor's dog shat on your lawn. You will not stand for this sh!@#. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

Q 2010/03/27(Sat)16:30 No. 153185 ID: 04eb0c
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>>153176
You do~

Also you start wearing socks with sandals and listening to various forms of folk rock while planning for your weekly book club~!!

Choose what tea to set for your living room table!

>Chai
>Green
>Earl Grey
>Forget tea, make coffee~!

Earl Grey with sugar and milk

FUCK THAT, THIS ISN'T HARDBOILED OR BADASS. DO SOMETHING BETTER! PUNCH AN EXPENSIVE VASE OR SOMETHING!

>>153185
Motherfucking earl grey man. And it should be motherfucking strong and blacker than a the soul of a corporate lawyer.

FUCK THIS SHIT

START PUNCHING EVERYTHING

BLACK

COFFEE

DOUBLESTRENGTH


FOR POWERFUL READING EXPERIENCE

Take that candy-ass apron off and GO FIGHT BEARS WITH CHAINSAWS.

Put some tea in a thermos, take it to his workplace as a surprise, find out he's been cheating on you with a secretary, kill everyone.

Take a shower. Wash off the crippling shame that is what your life has become! With that out of the way, find those chainsaw bears!

Q 2010/03/27(Sat)16:55 No. 153202 ID: 04eb0c
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>>153190
WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE RIGHT THIS IS PUSSY GIRL BULLSHIT

GET OUT THERE MOTHERFUCKER AND START PUNCHING CAUSE WE GOT A LONG LIST OF STUFF TO FUCK UP

STARTING WITH THAT COCKSUCKER HOT DOG SALESMAN.

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GARBAGE HOT DOG VENDOR ARE YOU THAT YOU DON'T HAVE MOTHERFUCKING RELISH

A MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS GROUND UP FUCKING PICKLES FOR HIS FUCKING HOT DOG THATS JUST THE WAY IT WORKS

FUCK

TAKE IT, CHUMP

*MOTHERFUCKING POW*

NOW THAT THAT GOATFUCKER IS TAKEN CARE OF WHAT NEXT?!

>SIEGE CORPORATE HQ
>PUNCH OUT PUNK BITCH TEENAGERS
>BLOW UP SKYSCRAPERS WITH FUCKSPLOSION
>PUNCH OUT FAGGOT NEIGHBOR'S POODLE
>PUNCH OUT SHIT-EATING BOSS
>SOMETHING ELSE???

>>153202
Oh fuck man, those are all good. Start by punching out bitch ass whiney teen agers, then blow up some skyscrapers with a fucksplosion and then introduce your fists to the face of your shiteating boss.

>BLOW UP
>CORPORATE HQ WITH
>FAGGOT NEIGHBOR'S POODLE

I DON'T KNOW WHOSE CORPORATE HQ IT IS BUT THOSE THINGS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL

SIEGE THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Gotta go find a fuckawesome BASEBALL CAP or something. Then drag it over your Rival's head and sack him up in it, then eject the fucker down the toilet.

Don't forget to use the SAVE POINT before taking on... THE BOSS.

BLOW UP SKYSCRAPERS. PUNCH TEENAGERS ON THE WAY THERE.

SLAP PUNK BITCH TEENAGERS WITH FAGGOT NEIGHBOR'S POODLE, STUFF IT WITH EXPLOSIVES AND SEIGE THE CORPORATE HQ SKYSCRAPERS WHERE SHIT-EATING BOSS WORKS AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE CAUSE POODLE FUCKSPLOSION!

DO IT FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>153206
Hold on there, COMRADE. We eat lightning and shit thunder. We don't need some faggot save point before giving this overweight, number crunching ASSHOLE a KNUCKLE SUPPER

use poodle to blow up corporate hq

>>153209

Ten-fucking-four.

Let's blow down the skyscrapers first, then attack the closest post office head-on!

reason? DO WE NEED A REASON BITCH? HOW ABOUT THE MAIL ALWAYS BEING SO GOD DAMN LATE IS THIS REASON ENOUGH!? Tear their shit down.

Q 2010/03/27(Sat)17:52 No. 153235 ID: 04eb0c
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>>153204
TWO FUCKERS WITH ONE SHOT, SOUNDS LEGIT!

ALRIGHT GRAB YOUR NEIGHBOR'S FUCKING GIRLY BABY DOG MR. FLUFFNSTUFF

AND SLAP A LITTLE REMY LEBEAU ON THAT BITCH

LET'S BUST SOME HARD STYLE ON THOSE TWINKLE-TOED, FAIRY COCKSUCKERS

Q 2010/03/27(Sat)17:53 No. 153236 ID: 04eb0c
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>>153235
FLY TRUE, COCKNSTUFF

FOREVER FREE

YOU LITTLE SHIT-STAIN

Q 2010/03/27(Sat)17:54 No. 153237 ID: 04eb0c
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>>153236

...
.....

>>153236
Hmmm, a poodle against the cold harsh concrete of the corporate world? Who will win this epic battle!

I think you may have to follow it up with some punches. But if not then it's time for the next step. Use a punk ass bitch teenager as a missile against your shiteating boss.

Q 2010/03/27(Sat)17:56 No. 153240 ID: 04eb0c
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>>153237

...
.....
yipyipyipyip

Q 2010/03/27(Sat)17:57 No. 153242 ID: 04eb0c
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>>153239
HA HA HA HA HA OH FUUUUUUUCK I CAN'T FEEL MY NUTS THIS EXPLOSION FUCKING BLEW DOWNTOWN TO DUST AH HA HA HA

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>>153242
HA HA HA OH GEEZ I NEED TO GO SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT TESTICLE

TAKE A CHILL PILL, CRIMBO

I'LL BE BACK

>>153243
Fucking epic. Now get a punk ass bitch teen to throw at your boss. In fact get several to throw at that shiteating cockgrinning donkeyfucking arseface.

I'm convinced. Q did all the rage comics for /v/, didn't he.

You must find the cold-blooded badass woman, Crimbo. Blood colder than the depths of space.

She must be out there. Possibly slaughtering an army without so much as a twitch of her facial expression.

>>153293

Q 2010/04/17(Sat)12:54 No. 165699 ID: c5cb5d
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>[LAST TIME WE LEFT OUR HOTBLOOD HERO, YOU WENT AND READ THE FUCKING THREAD BECAUSE ITS TINY]

HOLY SHIT AND A BAG OF CHIPS TO GO WITH IT, CRIMBO, THAT WAS A SUPERCALIFUCKINGLISCIOUS NUKETASTICAL EXPLOSION

YEAH YOU WASTED HALF THE CITY AND LEFT IT WITH SOME NUCLEAR FALLOUT THAT'LL SCAR THE LAND FOR YEARS TO COME

BUT I AIN'T COMPLAININ'

IN FACT, YOU TICKLED ME PINK SO MUCH

HAVE AN EXTRA LIFE

ON THE HOUSE

NOW THAT WE'VE THROWN A BIT OF YOUR HARDSTYLE AROUND, WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE DOING AGAIN?

>_

>>165699
LETS TAKE OVER THE FUCKING PLANET AND MAKE EVERYONE ELSE JUST AS AWESOME AS WE ARE, ONLY A LITTLE LESS.

>>165699
We need something more challenging. Let's go out and find ourselves someone who can compete with the pure fire that runs through our veins. Go look for The Cold Blooded Bitch, she's out there somewhere, a ying to our motherfucking yang. Then we punch her in the face and have a fucking showdown.

>>165699
Throw punk ass bitch teens at your shiteating boss. That will show that fucker not to tell you to work over the weekend!

>>165719
THIS

>>165716
No dude, it's too soon for that battle. We must gather the shards of the Broforce first!

COME ON FAGGOTS, UPDATE

>>165699
GRAB SOME MOTHERFUCKING PILLS YOU PUSSY ASS BUTTFUCKER
THEN START A CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE

Some lemonaid would be nice...

FUCK THAT LEMONAID

IT'S FOR PUSSIES

DRINK SOME GOD DAMN HARD LIQUOR, FOR YOUR HARDSTYLE, AND GET SOME RAPE ON

>PUNCH OUT PUNK BITCH TEENAGERS

We havn't done this yet!

I CAST MANLY NECROMANCY ON THIS AGAIN