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Rowan 2010/03/19(Fri)19:51 No. 149776 ID: c1b520
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>>149772
???: "You are a terrible ethereal existence, and if it were within my unlimited power to destroy you by choice, I would."

>>149776
so.. did you actually want some info or did you just call us up for shit? Because I generally find that one gets what one asks for in life.

Rowan 2010/03/19(Fri)20:11 No. 149791 ID: c1b520
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>>149777
???: "I 'called you up' to see what I was up against, and as I predicted, you are nothing more then a nuisance. A zit on the face of my plans. But considering that I don't have the means to simply get rid of you, I can only ask that we try and reach a compromise. So here is my deal, you stop interfering with my plans, and I don't mercilessly kill anyone you try and get in contact with. Sound good to you?"

>>149791
Depends.. tell us what your plans are and we'll see if we can't accommodate you?

Rowan 2010/03/19(Fri)21:13 No. 149813 ID: c1b520
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>>149812
???: "Oh my plans are simple enough, just to warp the realities of the multiverse to a point where chaos becomes the most dominant power of all time, space, and existence."

>>149813
Sounds good.

if everything is turned to chaos then it would have power over nothing. a little chaos is a good thing, but too much and even you would fall apart. the ability to plan requires logic, order, so if you were turned to pure chaos, you would not be.

Rowan 2010/03/19(Fri)21:26 No. 149820 ID: c1b520
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>>149816
???: "So? Whatever it takes to obtain that goal, it is my duty to obtain it. As it is dictated by- you know what I'm just bull shitting all this, I'm doing this because I feel like it and damnit I still feel like doing, my existence be damned, so long as chaos overwhelms everything, I'm good. In other words, fuck your logic."

then we are going to have to decline your offer due to the fact that being turned into chaos will kill anyone we are with at the time as well. so they are dead regardless.

>>149820
But if everything becomes Chaos time and space will cease to function... however due to the fact that time and space are (as a whole) still kicking I'll say you've already failed. Because if you will succeed then we would already feel the effects.

Thus in the interest of keeping myself safely on the winning side I'll say chaos can go shove it.

Rowan 2010/03/19(Fri)22:05 No. 149845 ID: c1b520
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>>149830
>>149823
???: "Fine. Suit yourself, it's not like I can't change your mind or anything. I mean, granted the chaos that will twist the multi-verse will indeed kill everything, including you. But I simply offered you the ability to share last words. You said it yourself, they'll die either way, I'm simply letting you talk to the ones you've contacted to say your goodbyes. And for the record, if you still refuse me, and you still try to contact them, their death will be instantaneous. It will be painful, it will be the most horrible experience of their life, but it will be instantaneous. Once again you've said it yourself, with Chaos, time ceases to function making that one moment last an eternity."

and an eternity lasts but a moment.

>>149845
Wait, let me confirm this: Will you kill anyone we try to contact?

Rowan 2010/03/19(Fri)22:16 No. 149851 ID: c1b520
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>>149847
"Only if I willed it, at least for now, eventually that will be true whether I will it or not, then my plan will be complete."


>>149848
???: "Yes, I do believe that is a good summary of the aforementioned proposition."

>>149776

You're a bunny!!!

>>149851
Before we leave and do some stuff, may I ask what your name is? Out of curiosity?

Rowan 2010/03/19(Fri)22:29 No. 149860 ID: c1b520
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>>149853
"PREPOSTEROUS!"

>>149854
Chaos: "I am called chaos, I am not truly the embodiment of chaos as I am it's general. I am ruled by chaos, and I am it's vessel into the world of law. I can use chaos on a minor scale, but it is my sworn duty to spread it across the universes. That is my ultimate goal."

well then, send let us back to the... blank void? to wait until you finish whatever it is you are doing.

>>149860
Thanks. You've been extremely helpful.

Rowan 2010/03/19(Fri)23:23 No. 149885 ID: c1b520
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>>149863
Chaos: "I'm glad I could be of aide... whatever it may have been..."

>>149861
Chaos: "Right then, I'll be on my way then, just remember, contact anyone else, and they will die."

>>149885
See you. It's been a pleasure.

>>149901
Let's contact Chaos!

sooooo.... who do we want killed? like, contact the next strongest chaos guy and watch the fireworks?

Rowan 2010/03/20(Sat)00:07 No. 149911 ID: c1b520
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>>149902
*BEEP* Hello, you've reached Chaos' AUTOMATIC voice mail. Chaos cannot reach the phone right now, because they haven't been invented yet. Which is weird because we have internet before phones, I mean seriously, you'd think we would have figured that out by now, anyway Chaos can't reach you right now so leave a message after the beep... which if my watch is correct was about 20 seconds ago, which is also weird because WATCHES haven't been invented yet. Seriously this entire message is screwed up out the wazoo."

*makes heavy breathing noises*

I want to see your tits my dear.

*hangs up*

Rowan 2010/03/20(Sat)00:11 No. 149916 ID: c1b520
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>>149911
*chaos' voice mail machine is now dead. it would have been painful had the machine been able to comprehend pain, however it was very sad for it was never able to comprehend love. To say the least it welcomed the end by the end*

huh.... well now that the machine is dea let's try calling him again.

Rowan 2010/03/20(Sat)00:34 No. 149923 ID: c1b520
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>>149918
Chaos: "Look whomever you are please stop, this is not the best time..."

Rowan 2010/03/20(Sat)00:40 No. 149928 ID: c1b520
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>>149923
Chaos: "Wait... DAMNIT! NO! WHY DID YOU CONTACT ME! CHAOS AND ORDER! THIS RUINS EVERYTHING! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE! THE WORLD IS O-"

Rowan 2010/03/20(Sat)00:41 No. 149930 ID: c1b520
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...

???: "And with that, Chaos is dead. And the force that was once held within him is free to roam once again... vulnerable."

>>149930
I nominate us to become the vessels of chaos!

Rowan 2010/03/20(Sat)00:47 No. 149935 ID: c1b520
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>>149930
???: "And when the chaos falls ORDER will rise from the ashes of it's fallen corpse."

sup Order, how's it going?

Rowan 2010/04/12(Mon)21:31 No. 163571 ID: c1b520
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>>149935
Six: "Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?"

hello?

Rowan 2010/04/12(Mon)21:39 No. 163574 ID: c1b520
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>>163572
Six: "Ah, good, I was afraid I had lost you for a second. I was able to locate myself to a safe distance, though it seems that whatever interference I was getting seems to have vanished."

>>163574
Yes, we were talking to 'Chaos' for a while. I imagine that may account for some 'interference."

>>163574

Oh yeah and we got him to kill himself.

That was hilarious.

Rowan 2010/04/12(Mon)22:13 No. 163590 ID: c1b520
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>>163585
"YOU WHAT?! YOU KILLED CHAOS? No, that's impossible, chaos is invincible, you... you must have killed his vessel... yes, but that still means danger... if order... no, death will not allow it... Sages, what you have done changes our plans. We must find a new vessel for Chaos, we do not have long. Chaos is probably trying to find a new host himself... very few can handle that kind of power, many will go insane or die if he gets to them. You must find a vessel strong enough to contain his power, this is much easier said then done, and we do not have much time. I will create a link to each of the elemental homes: Earth, Water, Wind, Fire, Light, Darkness, Nature, and Technology. You must find a vessel from one of these homes. I will follow you on your quest to judge their strength, and to make sure they follow your commands. Do you understand?"

>>163590
But... couldn't we just kinda... spread the chaos around? Divide up his essence and such, make it less potent and crazy causing perhaps?

Rowan 2010/04/12(Mon)22:39 No. 163601 ID: c1b520
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>>163598
Six: "His power will not diffuse enough for his influence to not cause devastating havoc, it must be caged. Just as order is, and we must also protect chaos from order, for order seeks only to destroy chaos in the same way chaos seeks to destroy order. With chaos having no vessel to protect himself from the magics of order, then he will quickly fall to it's influences. With chaos inhabiting a body, it is easier to maintain balance and security. And that is why we must do this, now quickly choose your destination."

>>163601

Okay, here's a question, which would cause less damage:

Spreading chaos around or letting him marshal in a body that will no doubt go on crusades, slaughter thousands, attempt to destroy entire universes, etc, etc. Seriously.

Of course we have to kill Order now, obviously. That's the only good solution.

>>163601

Or we can put order and chaos in the same body! That should even things out.

>>163609
or he explodes.

let's hope for the best.
anyway, nothing exists that can hold it without being corrupted, so we must ensure it corrupts the right way.

i pick Technology

Rowan 2010/04/13(Tue)16:37 No. 163806 ID: c1b520
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>>163605
Six: "With a form containing the pure essence of chaos it is able to be controlled in the same way as Order. He can use his powers, but he is not the only great force among us. We are here to protect him as well as those who would quickly succumb to his power. And Order cannot be killed, his vessel can but that is all, and even if we do something along those lines it would result in the same catastrophic effects as the battle between light and dark, if not worse."

>>163609
>>163614
Six: "Your friend speaks truth. No being in existence could contain two primal powers."

"You have chosen technology. Will this be your final decision?"

>>163806
Yeah, technology's good.