Little Fishies Suggestion 2010/03/02(Tue)15:14 No. 141271 ID: b74765
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Ugh, fer th' love 'f all tha tis holy, blast this light an' all th' other lights 'ave ever been made.

Feels like a drill in th' back 'f m' skull...

Little Fishies Suggestion 2010/03/02(Tue)15:14 No. 141272 ID: b74765
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Th' binge last night... def'nitely shoulda not used all that ADAM in one go... don't know even 'ow I gots here or where I am.

And what's 'is blasted buzzin' in m' brain?! Ugh!

>>141271
...Grek?

buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

>>141274
IT'S FULL OF BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

BEEHANDS

Used an insect control ADAM didja? Well, have fun shooting bees out of the twisted hivearms you now have.

Unless the bees are from somewhere else.

>>141272
Check that you don't have a drill going into the back of your head. Some of the people down here are fucking weird.

Would you kindly knock the shit out of me with a golf club?

Little Fishies Suggestion 2010/03/02(Tue)16:48 No. 141298 ID: bd12bd
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Ugh, blast it! Tha's right, shiny new bees plasmid I gots las' night. Plugged it in 'n' then... then... I don't rememb'r. Must've been a real doozy of a shock to m' system, now I'm 'earin' voices.

Can't stay 'ere though. Gotta git movin'... ugh! I'm not hurt, I think. Jus' sore all over. Hey... I thoughts I bought a tonic fer myself last night too... but I don't recall what i' was. Blast it, what was it?!

the one that makes you punch good if I recall correctly. Now you can have BEEEEE PAUNCH with your orders of knuckle sandwhiches

You bought Handyman, of couse.

See if you can find a blunt object...
I don't know, some sort of tool that might originally be used in industrial of construction work...
What's the one I'm thinking of...?
Oh right!

A hammer!

>>141298
You're a splicer, right? Would you kindly tell me your name?

>>141309
It's obviously the baddest mutha fucker in the sea, James Taggerton, the perfect anti-objectivist to take Mr Ryan down!

Little Fishies Suggestion 2010/03/02(Tue)19:25 No. 141334 ID: bd12bd
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A name. A name? Wha's in a name? I heard tha' somewhere once a time. James Taggert's m' name, but you c'n call me Jim. Or Tag. Doesn' matter t' me.

That tonic, lessee, 'as right! I gots th' Hammer Jockey tonic, fer hittin' people harder with m' ham-

... Where's m' hammer?! I used th' thing to clobber splicers so's an' they go away. Feh, I grab a pipe outta 'is 'ere box. Looks strong... feels good in m' hand. Not as useful as a hammer but I thinks I c'n clobber a splicer wi' it.

Then ag'n, I guess I now am a splicer too! Maybes they be leavin' me alone now, hmm? Maybes not though... they be wantin' m' ADAM. Speakin' of, I be wantin' some more ADAM... Usin' that stuff, such a rush! Like cocaine but a million more times so. Now how's we go 'bout gettin' out o' this 'ere room eh?

Wow.

Just wow. If anyone actually read Atlas Shrugged, I think that dealing with Mr. James will be quite interesting this time.

>>141334
Is the door locked?

>>141334
You rotate the red handle down and to the right, then... push or pull.

>>141334
GOAWDDAMN SPLOICAHS!

Remember, the other splicers are brainless and will do suicidal things to get ADAM. We will be smart about getting our fix. Don't go attacking big daddies or little sisters.

>>141334
Check through the little window before opening the door, eh?

Hammer the door down

Little Fishies James 2010/03/03(Wed)00:44 No. 141481 ID: 04e68b
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Lessee if 'n' we can't open 'is door right up. Rotate th' handle? Geh, seems a smart idea t' me but the blasted thing must be locked. That rules out th' possibil'ty tha' I wonder'd in here last night, I suppose.

Little Fishies James 2010/03/03(Wed)00:45 No. 141482 ID: 04e68b
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I c'n't see a blasted thing wi' this light pointed right a' me. This some sort o' weird interr'gation shit?

I c'n try breakin' through th' window with m' pipe here. Thing's got metal reinforced, might be a loud noise smashin' it. Th' whole door? Don't think tha's coming down any time soon. Looks like 'm in a freezer, thick walls 'n' door 'n' such. Least it's not cold 'n here.

>>141482
There seems to be a masked fellow sitting on a chair out there. I'm guessing it's splicer that wants to get your ADAM.

Look around in the room you're in. Are there any other possible ways out except the door.

>>141482

Use the pipe to break a hole in the glass. Control the bees to make them turn the handle.

Do I spy... Some potato chips?

>>141482
Are there any openings you could send your BEEEEES through?

>>141504
He should use the bees on the splicer who put him in here first.

Little Fishies James 2010/03/03(Wed)17:24 No. 141584 ID: 924e33
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Splicer's in th' shadows eh? Feh, 'm not surprised, they're a sneakin', skulkin' lot o' no good- 'en ag'n, c'n't says as I blame 'em. 'is 'ere's a dang'rous place nowadays, Rapture.

Thinks I found a ways out ov'r here; some sort o' vent grating in th' ceiling, I c'n use th' shelf t' climb up there. But first...

Little Fishies James 2010/03/03(Wed)17:26 No. 141587 ID: 924e33
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[Animated]

Door don't have a openin', so le's make one! Heh heh, tha' tonic's comin' in handy already. Don't know if th' bees'll be as good, think they only know one trick: attack. I c'n't c'ntrol 'em so much as g've 'em a target. Some pher'mone fancy science b'hind it, 'm sure.

Th' window breaks wi' a loud smash, jus' like I knew i' would.

>"Huh? Wuh? Oh... luks like yur awake. And yu've brokun uh winduw. Congratu-lishuns..."

Blasted splic'r, talkin' down t' me! Lessee 'im taunt m' wi' 'is face, bust'd in.

>"Yuh just need tuh sit tight untul we find uh Big Daddy. We've got a nice cosy trap sut up and yu're goin' right un thuh muddle... as thuh bait, huh huh huhhh! Un dun't get uny funny ideas neithur. Yu're more useful fresh, but uh cun always freeze yuh untul we need yuh."

Guh, 'is a waste 'f m' time! No way 'm a end up as no Big Daddy bait! Wha's a guy t' do t' get outta 'is?

>>141585
SHOOT BEES

>>141588
"Sorry, but I've gotta make a beeline out of here."

Bee the fuck out of him, then crawl through the vent.

>>141587
Shoot him with your BEEBEE gun.


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Little Fishies James 2010/03/04(Thu)05:16 No. 141981 ID: 06e133
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Neh, tha' won' do. Have t' give i' more punch. How 'bout...

Little Fishies James 2010/03/04(Thu)05:16 No. 141982 ID: 06e133
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"Sorry t' ruin your plan, bu' I've got somewheres I need t' bee!"

Little Fishies James 2010/03/04(Thu)05:16 No. 141983 ID: 06e133
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>"AAAAAGGGGHHHH! UH GUD! Get thum off muh! Get thum off, get thum off, get thum off! AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"

Somehow, I don' think 'e appreciat's the subtl'ty o' m' scathin' wit.

>>141983
Critics. ┐(๑◕ˇڡˇ◕)┌

Suggestion 2010/03/04(Thu)07:21 No. 141993 ID: db20e0
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>>141982

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU

>>142288


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ-5Mg_12zo

Little Fishies James 2010/03/05(Fri)13:07 No. 142517 ID: 7e6e94
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Heh, aft'r tha' little perform'nce, think it's time I took m' leave. Th' bees won't keep 'im distract'd too long, an' 'e def'nitely won' be 'appy wi' me aft'r.

'is'd be easier wi' a hammer or crowbar, bu' m' pipe here'll have t' do...

Little Fishies James 2010/03/05(Fri)13:07 No. 142519 ID: 7e6e94
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'is vent's lot more crowd'd 'an it looked from th' outside. I c'n squeeze in, but if it be gettin' any narrower, they'll find me when th' smell starts waftin' through th' vents.

Eh... wha' wassat? Th' door openin'? Oh fer-

>"Ey yuh luddle fucker! Yuh thunk yuh cun pull thut on me?! Nuh uh dun't think so! Get duwn here suh uh cun skin yuh alive!"

I c'n't tell if m' feet're still stickin' out 'r no-

Little Fishies James 2010/03/05(Fri)13:07 No. 142520 ID: 7e6e94
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"Gehhh!"

Little Fishies James 2010/03/05(Fri)13:08 No. 142521 ID: 7e6e94
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*clunk*

release the bees and get you pipe. smash his face in.

>>142521
I guess your feet were sticking out. Flail around with the pipe until your vision gets back.

Bee him in the face and crack him over the head with the pipe. When you've sufficiently turned his skull into a pulp take his clothing and hide the body. We can put on his clothing/mask and while disguised take out the other splicers or get out of here.

Little Fishies James 2010/03/05(Fri)23:26 No. 142841 ID: 697b23
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>"Huh huh huhhhh... uh'm gunna enjoy thus..."

I- I hit m' head. Ev'rythin's a bit... fuzzy. Think 'e's tryin' t' kill me. Hit 'im wi'... m' pipe? Right... m' pipe! Where is-

Little Fishies James 2010/03/05(Fri)23:27 No. 142842 ID: 697b23
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>"I knew we shudda killed yuh right awuy. More trubble than yur wurth."

Geh, all th' way ov'r there... Hnnnnggg... I c'n't... reach 't...!

Little Fishies James 2010/03/05(Fri)23:27 No. 142843 ID: 697b23
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>"Rut in hell yuh fucking shit."

N- no! Don't need a pipe t' fight. I am not going to die like this.

Little Fishies James 2010/03/05(Fri)23:27 No. 142844 ID: 697b23
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>"Ugh!"

Ah feck! Blasted splicers 'n' th'r blasted masks!

>>142842
No telekinesis plasmid? Fer shame.

Kick the idiot in the damn balls.

>>142844
Kick him repeatedly while trying to wrestle the knife away from him.

>>142855

>Kick him repeatedly
In the baaaaalls.

or if yoy want to torture the guy, stick your hand in his pants and cover his balls in BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

>>142844
Send another blast of bees into his face. Then use your tonic given streangth to wrestle that knife out of his hand and cut out any ADAM he has and feast on it.

>>142844
Grab the arm that is holding the knife and push it away from you while you wail at his face. Headbut him when he gets close.