Oh... ok then.

teamsleep 2010/03/02(Tue)14:49 No. 141259 ID: 5eedac
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[this is mostly a text-based quest, but there are images for important things. Like this.)

We join our heroes in Jagr Mental Hospital, located conveniently in the middle of nowhere. They are here for a reason, but of course, they need to get their means across the the receptionist.

The receptionist doesn't seem too happy to be here.

>>141258
FatHookerQuest will have to wait, sorry.

"Hi, [Friend's name here] is scheduled to be released today, and we're here to pick him up."

>>141262
Spezza is just about to say these words when he has a massive brainfart.

...What was the name of the person they were going to pick up, again?

Choose wisely.

>>141263
buttface mcbutterson

Suggestion 2010/03/02(Tue)15:03 No. 141265 ID: 5eedac
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>>141263
Eric. Eric Crouch.

Joseph Frankenheimer

teamsleep 2010/03/02(Tue)15:58 No. 141283 ID: 5eedac
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>>141265
>>141281
[I'd do a coinflip here, but I have no change on me.]

Spezza addresses the receptionist.

"Hi, Joseph E. Frankencrouch is scheduled to be released today, and we're here to pick him up."

She stares blankly for a moment, resembling the average zombie.

But promptly smiles, and starts digging in her desk.

"Oh, yes, Mr. J.E. Frankencrouch! A real bad case of anxiety disorder, is it not? Here, you'll be headed to Ward 9 to pick him up. You'll have to go through Ward 7 and 8 first, though."

>>141283
Head to Ward 7, of course.

>>141289
Ilya and Spezza head up the stairs to ward 7. Turns out, Ward 7 is a long, drawn out hallway. There are many doors, most likely towards patient rooms.

There's a man sitting in a chair in the middle of the hallway, with dark red hair and brown pants. He's staring at Ilya.

Ilya and Spezza stand around awkwardly for several hours.

Well, that's no way to spend time. You've got a friend waiting on you two! Go ahead and go down the hallway, preferably avoiding the creepy chair dude, if possible.

teamsleep 2010/03/03(Wed)11:01 No. 141516 ID: 5eedac
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...This guy doesn't seem to want to move.

He hasn't said a word since a couple hou- I mean, since Ilya and Spezza entered the hall, but for the duration of that time he's been giving the two a mean thousand yard gaze.

The two try to get past, but it looks like this guy in the chair is blocking their path.

Go ahead and politely ask him if he could move for the two of you, explaining that you have a friend that's waiting for you. If needed, stress the urgency of the situation.

teamsleep 2010/03/04(Thu)11:02 No. 142037 ID: 5eedac
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>>141540
The man introduces himself as Sakic.
He's been here for years.
He's the head of security for the ward.
He says he's not willing to let you through without identification.

>>142037
punch his face off. One of you is a hockey player, this should be easy.

>>142037
>2550x3300
...why

Just show him your driver's license or something. If all else fails, there's two of you and one of him. You can take him.

Wait, didn't the receptionist give you two guest tags or something? seems pretty..unorthodox for a mental institution.

teamsleep 2010/03/04(Thu)17:34 No. 142154 ID: 5eedac
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>>142123
Joseph was always a cheapass. Even when choosing mental hospitals, apparently.

>>142038
...Ilya was never too good of a fighter. If push comes to shove he can throw, but he'd rather not.

Ilya begins to reach into his pocket for his driver's license when a large buzzing noise fills the hallway. Lights flash on and off.

"Someone's set off the alarm," Sakic says.

"Someone's escaped from their ward."

[poorly done and seizure inducing, but hey, animooted!]

>>142154
Did we trip the alarm?

Also, this would be a good time to run past Sakic while he's distracted.

Suggestion 2010/03/04(Thu)17:59 No. 142169 ID: 5eedac
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>>142154
PUNCH THROUGH THE DARKNESS.

Or alternatively, slap the darkness out of the way. Make sure to take your shirt off first.

teamsleep 2010/03/08(Mon)17:10 No. 143893 ID: 5eedac
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[I hate to post nonconstructive stuff that doesn't further the quest, but does anyone have any stock in this game? It seems like it hasn't sparked an interest in many anons.]

I do, and apparently a few others do too. It's just that not all quests are super-duper popular :< As long as you have fun doing it, and people keep reading it then you should continue it. (quite a few quests run with a very small audience (3-4 or so dedicated readers for some quests))

teamsleep 2010/03/09(Tue)10:51 No. 144355 ID: 5eedac
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[that is assuring, I guess.]

>>142159
It's very disorienting in the flashing, seizure inducing hallway. They can run, but they won't get very far. Or they'll run into a wall.

>>142169
Ilya channels his inner Sidney Crosby and unleashes a slap of utmost femininit- I mean, justice. He connected with something, though!

teamsleep 2010/03/09(Tue)10:52 No. 144357 ID: 5eedac
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But as the lights stop flashing, it's apparent that was not what Ilya was aiming for.

Well, at least you accomplished something, i gue- oh god wait what where is luca and the hallway

teamsleep 2010/03/10(Wed)15:43 No. 145092 ID: 5eedac
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>>144464
[uh, Spezza's right there]

Sakic- and his chair- is gone. Ilya and Spezza (who is a little bitter about being slapped) are left in the hallway. It's quiet, as if the patients haven't noticed what happened.

time
for
sex

>>145111
y u jockin' me, reaver

say sorry and hug.

Welp. Carry on, then.

>>145761
You two hug in a totally nongay manner.

This still doesn't solve what's going on, though.