DORF

Gnome

Human! Or dwarf, if not that.

ORK!

Elf. Love them eyebrows.

Dofin' it up in this hisouse.

Halfling.

Gnome, for the hatness!

Try halfelf

Halforc.

There, now we have a vote for everything.

Halforc. Probable rape-baby for great justice.

Halforc. Also, Female when it's an option.

Let's dorf this thang up

Dorf.

I'm gonna choose dorf

Dwork. Half-orc and dwarf at the same time to please both majority voters.

Xom 2010/02/18(Thu)17:23 No. 134581 ID: 3b87aa
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Concept art. It looks like a little bearded goomba.

Female Dwarf.

Suggestion 2010/02/18(Thu)19:41 No. 134848 ID: 40dc56
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CHOOSE YOUR SEX

>>134848
Male

>>134848
Female!

Suggestion 2010/02/18(Thu)20:19 No. 134967 ID: 1963d1
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>>134848
Looks like you made a mistake in that picture.
Don't worry buddy, I got ya.

Bearded Female

Male Dwarves: Been done.
Female Dwarves: Not even SEEN.

Vote cast for Female

>>134967
Damn this is hard. But I must let my guiding light be Tordek. He is in it for all the bitches. So male dwarf.

Bearded female!

Bearded female!

Boarded fomale!

Beerded femele

Female dorf!
No beard for fuck's sake. According to Awful Good, from 4chan, female dorfs are extremely curvy. So, obviously, I vote for female dorf.

Suggestion 2010/02/19(Fri)15:41 No. 135474 ID: ffece8
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Yeah, and according to TOLKIEN, dorfs have beards.

Gotta have the bearded female, non-bearded female dorfs are just out of place.

>>135474
No, that was just a joke by Gimli.

>>135590
and that was only in the movie.

>>135476
Okay well just sideburns or something but not a full beard, that would just be weird.

Dorfs have beards. No exceptions.

Suggestion 2010/02/19(Fri)20:24 No. 135707 ID: ac85c4
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>>135610

Dorfs are Tolkien's Jews. Jewish women don't have beards.

>>135707
Of course, because they shave them off.

Suggestion 2010/02/21(Sun)14:41 No. 136754 ID: 40dc56
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FEMALE DWARF (BEARDED) CHOSEN. CHOOSE YOUR CLASS.

>>136754
Engie.

>>136754
Hilldwarf. A dwarf has to be a berserker that fucks up shit.

Engie

Engie

>>136754
NEED A DISPENSER HERE

Engineer!

Engineer

I'm getting the sneaking suspicion that we're going to decide everything just to have it all end with "Congratulations, you've just completed Tiny Adventurer: Creating a New You!" And then we're done.

>>136823
That is awfully(or hilariously) plausible.

Suggestion 2010/02/21(Sun)17:44 No. 136845 ID: 40dc56
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ENGI. CHOSEN. PREPARING TO ROLL STATS.

ROLLING...

ROLLING...

ROLLING STATS COMPLETED. ACCEPTABLE STATS: Y/N? (WARNING IF N PLAYER HAS ONE MORE CHANCE FOR A REROLL)

>>136845
Context, please. What are the minimum and maximum stats possible?

Seems acceptable. We don't need CHA with machines.

MAX: 20
MIN: 4

No. Average is below average. Reroll.

N. Reroll that shit.

Suggestion 2010/02/21(Sun)18:05 No. 136867 ID: 40dc56
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FINAL ROLL. CHOOSE NAME.

GEAREDBEARD

>>136868
I second this fellow

>>136868

First name Kythera. If she has any siblings with children...

Calamity Fortune

Suggestion 2010/02/21(Sun)18:31 No. 136886 ID: 40dc56
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READY TO BEGIN: Y/N?

>>136886
Y

>>136886
Y

>>136886
Mission begins in thirty seconds.

>>136892
liar

YYYY

Suggestion 2010/02/21(Sun)19:21 No. 136928 ID: 40dc56
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The war between the savage orcs and the forceful dwarves have been going on for over 6 years now. During the dwarves siege on the orc stronghold GUTZTOOF, you, KYTHERA GEAREDBEARD, fought a brave battle but were captured by orc forces. Your current location is in an unknown orc warcamp, and you are being held as a prisoner.

Begin.

Seduce orc guard with beard

Use whatever that white thing is to make some explosives, with-which to blow a hole in the wall at the crack at the floor you're next to. ...Ok, seriously, though, what's the white thing, your inventory, and your skills?

>>136934
The orc is unfortunately beardless.

>>136928
Build a sentry.

Confuse the Orc with a riddle, or insult him. INT should be adequate enough. Make him angry and open the door to attack you. Then beat him down with the skeleton or something.

>>136928
Use the wrench you hid in your beard to knock the guard the fuck out.

Punch Everything.

Suggestion 2010/02/22(Mon)15:11 No. 137361 ID: 40dc56
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You have your special BEARD SPANNER stowed away in your beard. Orcs are too hardheaded to look there. The white mass in front of you is the remaining bones of your previous cellmate. Insulting the orc could possibly work, but what insult would work the best?

>>137361
"So did you know that all female grey goblins have beards? They're freaks, I tell y- Oh, wait, I suppose I shouldn't be talking about your mother like that."

>>137361
Tell him that he looks way to runty and smells way to nice to be an ork. It's quite obvious that he must be a halfling in a poorly made disguise.

Once he gets mad enough and close enough use beardspanner to knock him the fuck out.

Suggestion 2010/02/22(Mon)16:53 No. 137400 ID: 40dc56
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"You look way to runty and smell too nice to be an orc...are you sure you aren't a halfling in disguise?"

The guard turns to you instantly.

>"WOT'D YOUZ SAY STUNTY‽ SAYZ SOMFIN' AGAHN AHN' I'LLZ CHOPPA YO 'AIRY LI'L BODEH WIDE OPEHN."

He looks mad.

>>137400
"SOMFING!"
Grin at him.

>>137408
No, it's "something again", not "something".

>>137400
"You dont even look smart enough to open the door, let alone unlock it."

>>137400
And those tusks are awfully small. You father must have been a goblin.

Once he has opened the gate dodge the first enraged attack and then introduce his skull to mister beardwrench.

Suggestion 2010/02/22(Mon)17:31 No. 137428 ID: 40dc56
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"Haha, laddy, you don't even look smart enough to open the door, let alone unlock it."

He breaks open the cell.

>"STUNTY GON' LEARN HOW TAH SHUT 'ER FACEHOLE DA 'ARD WAYZ!"

Suggestion 2010/02/22(Mon)17:32 No. 137430 ID: 40dc56
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You spin around him flawlessly and pull your beard spanner out and come down on his skull.

A resounding clank is heard.

Suggestion 2010/02/22(Mon)17:32 No. 137431 ID: 40dc56
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He's out cold.

>>137431
Finish him off and take his axe. Time for a daring jailbreak.

>>137436
Take his armor (If you can wear it), too. And everything else remotely of value on him.

Cut the axe down to your size, take at least the helmet, and grab his keys. You never know if there might be allies to save. Lock him in, too.

>>137452
If he is still alive he might alert other guards or something. Safe road is always to never leave living enemies behind. That and dwarfs and orks are at war.

>>137446
Including his penis. Use the axe if you have to.

TAKE HIS PENIS I SAY.

Suggestion 2010/02/23(Tue)12:54 No. 137840 ID: 40dc56
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You finish the orc off with his own weapon. His clothing doesn't fit you but his helmet does.

>BLACK ORC 'EAD CAPPA EQUIPPED
>ORC CELL KEY ADDED TO INVENTORY
>ORC WAR CHOPPA ADDED TO INVENTORY

>>137840
Great work soldier. Now it's time to blow this joint. Of course after you check out the nearby cells for any other prisoners. Even if they're not dwarfs you can probably create alot of chaos by releasing them.