>help them make the best bacon in the world.
The only choice that makes sense!

Foolishness! Escape is our only option! We must not be eaten by those who would fail to completely appreciate our savoryness!

Suggestion 2010/02/07(Sun)19:19 No. 127682 ID: fe0817
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Choose what type of bacon you will make.

Its the eternal question. Crispy or soggy?

What can change the nature of a bacon?

We can still change our mind. It is not too late.

We can make the humans bacon instead. If you so desires.

We will walk between the lines. Crispy and Chewy in one delicious bite! They called me mad! INSANE!

WELL WHO'S CRAZY NOW, HMM?

Suggestion 2010/02/07(Sun)19:28 No. 127694 ID: fe0817
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You thought of something great. Something no bacon ever thought of before. Something that will shake the foundation of Bacon religions. You will combine the power of the SOGGY LORD OF FLAVOR and the CRISPY LORD OF CRUNCHY.

Will you communicate this to your brethrens? Will you post 95 item proclamations on the door of both temples?

>>127694
No, this kind of power cannot be trusted to the unknowing masses. We must keep it for ourselves.

Suggestion 2010/02/07(Sun)19:36 No. 127698 ID: fe0817
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You decided to keep the secret to yourself. Will you help the two man, or kill them and take over their home?

Also, pause for tonight.

Crispy. because soggy bacon is for freedom hating communist bastards.

Rynh 2010/02/07(Sun)20:16 No. 127761 ID: 4ce1b0
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>>127699

>>127698
We must aid the two man, and bring them the greatest dinner of all time.

>>127698
Yes, aid them.

>Will you help the two man, or kill them and take over their home?
If they prefer their bacon Crispy, help them. otherwise kill them.

>>127807
>Will you help the two man, or kill them and take over their home?
>If they prefer their bacon Crispy, kill them. otherwise kill them.

fix'd

kill the two men adn turn them into bacon. then sell the new bacon as a revolution in the bacon industry for its exquisite taste. bring in more customers, kill one or two, make more bacon, rinse and repeat. basically the plot of sweeny todd

Suggestion 2010/02/08(Mon)17:35 No. 128299 ID: fe0817
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Combining the thoughts you have, you formulated a plan. You opened your mouth, and you spoke words. The sounds were that of sizzling fat, but together, thousands of little sizzling sounds combined to form a terrible yet alluring voice.

"Know that I am bacon. I will help you cook bacon so great that the world had not, have not, and will not see any bacon greater. They will taste as if the plane of bacon was compressed into one thin strip. Its aroma will be so overpowering that kingdoms will fall to obtain it. Princesses will abandon husband and kings to get this in hope of the heavenly presence. But I have to ask you a single question first."

"Bearded one. Crispy or soggy?"

The bearded human fell down in awe and tripped over himself. He answered: "soggy, oh master bacon."

"Wrong. You are a freedom hating communist bastard. Now you die."

Calling out to the bacon lying around you, you formed yourself into the shape of a weapon. A Russican made AK-47. You shot bullets of fat globules at the man, and the fat globule went so fast that they started burning. When they touch the man, the man errupted in flames and died an agonizing death.

"You, the glassed one. Soggy or crispy?"

Suggestion 2010/02/08(Mon)17:40 No. 128308 ID: fe0817
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"Crispy?"

Wrong again. You sent your bacon to cover this man before he can escape. The bacon consumed him, until all that was left was the empty bacon husk.

You, the master of bacons, had great plans for those two. You thought they would be a great duo, one advocating for soggy while the other arguing for crispy. They will be the foundation of a great bacon empire that contains both schools of thoughts. But no. The bearded one should go for crispy. The glassed one should go for soggy. You had scripts planned out for them, but no. They had to disappoint you.

Now, they are but new pieces of bacon.

You ponder your thoughts. You gather the voices of the stars, whom are all great bacon lords in the past. How shall I proceed to make the greatest bacon of them all?

>>128308
Unite all the world's bacon! ...after making them all crispy.

>>128319
HERESY!

>>128319
The former part of this minus the latter. There must be both styles of bacon lest none can tell the difference.

Layers.
Chewy on crunchy on chewy on crunchy, incestuously close, in a solid brick of pig and taste.

But what kind of bacon will it be? which cut do we use? how shall we flavor it? oh the dilemmas...

lets experiment with this bacon manipulation... see if you can make some bacon grenades or something awesome like that. If we want an empire, we need an army, armed with bacon bombs!

>>128543
Or a weapon that turns people into bacon?