????? 2010/01/16(Sat)21:45 No. 112291 ID: bf1e7e
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>>112286

Some may think that the life of battling is a bad one, but many people (and pokémon) believe that friendship and companionship make the life of a pokémon and its trainer the greatest either could lead.

????? 2010/01/16(Sat)21:45 No. 112292 ID: bf1e7e
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If you ask me ...

>>112291
HEY YOU BASTARD YOU LEFT YOUR SHEDINJA AND NOW IT'S ABOUT TO DIE I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF

????? 2010/01/16(Sat)21:46 No. 112298 ID: bf1e7e
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They're a bunch of suckers.

>>112298

Be the most hardcore badass motherfucking pokemon around.

>>112298
Oh.
KARMA'S A BITCH
AIN'T IT, CLEFABLE?

????? 2010/01/16(Sat)21:48 No. 112302 ID: bf1e7e
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Look at this Ninjask. It's so worried about its trainer, you can really feel the bond between them.

Gengar, stop being a douche and just shadow sneak their asses. Srsly.

????? 2010/01/16(Sat)21:49 No. 112307 ID: bf1e7e
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And now this is happening.

????? 2010/01/16(Sat)21:49 No. 112308 ID: bf1e7e
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...

im b4 protect substitute protect swords dance protect x scissor/baton pass

Clefable 2010/01/16(Sat)21:51 No. 112311 ID: bf1e7e
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None of that shit for me. I don't need anyone. I'm the baddest motherfucker in the world.

What good are friends? I'm already pretty much perfect.

>>112311

>end cutscene

silly clefable thunder only has 70% accuracy

>>112311
Are you a bad enough mon to OHKO Arceus?

>>112311

Stroll around, strutting your shit for all to see.

Clefable 2010/01/16(Sat)22:09 No. 112346 ID: bf1e7e
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>>112321

What else would I do all day?

>>112314

I don't need any thunder to take on some piddly NINJASK. I can see how you would mistake my T-Bolt for a thunder, though. It is a pretty badass bolt of electricity if I do say so myself. And I do.

>>112317

Why do you think Arceus hides behind an event-only item all the time?

That punk's scared.

>>112346
What level are you?

>>112346

Lets go round up some grub. Fuck with any punk who has the balls to question you.

that's pretty baddass
unfortunately when you gain experience you level back down to 100
congrats you are now level 100

Clefable 2010/01/16(Sat)22:22 No. 112381 ID: bf1e7e
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>>112368

Who do you think you are to ask me a question like that. I'm high enough level To stuff a fire blast in your face if you sass me. How's that?

>>112381
are you male or female? lets find a good lookin ditto

>>112381

Well, what do you usually do all day then? Besides blow up random pokemon.

>>112381
I was just curious.

Clefable 2010/01/16(Sat)22:36 No. 112405 ID: bf1e7e
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>>112385

Why do you ask? Are you looking for a relationship? I can understand why you would be, but I'm just out of your league.

And there's no way I'm touching some nasty ditto, either.

>>112386

I do whatever I feel like! It's not like anyone can stop me. Today I slept until after noon, then I dug a hole and waited around until that jackass trainer fell in. That was pretty great, but I could go for some breakfast.

>>112405
im feelin fried ninjask hbu?

>>112405

Lets go and get some breakfast.

Correction, make some Clefairy get you food.

>>112405
You look like a girl.

Also you are pink. Yes, Clefable are always pink, but you look pinker than a regular boy Clefable.

You girl, you. Girly girl.

>>112405
Ditto doesn't float your boat, eh? Bet Gardevoir's more your style.
Sounds like that's a good goal. Let's find you a Gardevoir to be your bitch.

Clefable 2010/01/16(Sat)22:51 No. 112464 ID: bf1e7e
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>>112411

The Clefairy are all back on that stupid mountain, it's on the other side of that water city.


>>112412

Bitch don't test me.

>>112416

NO WAY I'm getting anywhere near getting up on a gardevoir. There's no way to tell if you've got the right kind until it's way too late to turn back.

That's a situation I'm not about to get into.

>>112405
We're just asking because, if you are a male, you look rather feminine and thus less manly and awesome.

Lookin' great if you're a gal though.

Then what bitch shall be your bitch? ALL THE BITCHES, AM I RIGHT?

>>112468
this
also stop metronomeing
that shits dangerous, keep using it and next thing you know BOOM SELFDESTRUCT

>>112464

Lets go find a Combee nest and get some motherfucking honey

>>112464
Dude, fine, if you're a pussy who can't tell a male from a female Gardevoir that's fine bro; I guess we'll just have to find something that's easier for your delicate and weak powers of perception to be your bitch.

I just thought you'd want a fucking powerful psychic type that didn't have a moustache like an Alakazam, but if you can't handle a little androgynous Gardevoir...

>>112464
You know what they say about Haunter's and their toungues~

Clefable 2010/01/16(Sat)23:09 No. 112558 ID: bf1e7e
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>>112468

I look great no matter what. I don't need you to tell me that.

>>112474

I'll metronome whenever I damn well feel like it. I'm not worried. What's the matter, not HARDCORE enough for Metronome?

>>112494

Look, I get that you're upset that you won't get to hit this. But it's just not gonna happen. You might as well get over it.

>>112476

Well there's the nest, but these motherfuckers are too retarded to understand when I tell them to give me some honey.

isnt it obvious?
THUNDERBOLTS EVERYWHERE

Grab the hive, stuff it in your mouth, fight the pain.

WE ARE NOT AFRAID OF THE PAIN!

>>112558
Nah bro, I don't dig fairies.
I just wanted to set you up with something good, but you can't handle it. It's like perception is your dump stat, can't even tell a man from a chick.

But whatever bro, go get your honey or whatever. Maybe you'll luck out and get a Vespiquen out of the deal.

Use Safeguard then Wish and enjoy your honey.

Clefable 2010/01/16(Sat)23:25 No. 112611 ID: bf1e7e
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>>112564

Thunderbolts? Nah, I can do one better than that.

>Cutscene

Clefable 2010/01/16(Sat)23:36 No. 112655 ID: bf1e7e
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>>112611

boy, where did you get the TM for fireblast?

>>112664
And the TM for Thunderbolt, while we're at it. Did you raid some gyms, Clefable?

Clefable 2010/01/16(Sat)23:46 No. 112684 ID: bf1e7e
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>>112655

This is how I roll.

>end cutscene

>>112684

Snag that honey. Eat it in an awesome manner.

Clefable 2010/01/16(Sat)23:57 No. 112709 ID: bf1e7e
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>>112664
>>112671

I used to follow trainers out of the mountain all the time. I'd hang around for a while and they'd just assume I was 'their' pokémon. Some of them started touching me with these weird discs that made me learn how to do some new tricks.

Once I figured out what they were doing, I just started looking for trainers and looting their packs while they slept.

>>112709

Man you're smart.

>Pausing for the evening

>>112709
"Tricks"? Do you think yourself a pet, taught to yap on command? No. They are abilities, powers, skills. Not Tricks.

>>112709
Wait a sec here... you pretend to belong to the trainer, then sneak away? How? I thought those balls had like, some evil mind and body control over you guys.

Clefable 2010/01/17(Sun)19:36 No. 113594 ID: bf1e7e
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>>112738

You can call it whatever you want. Shooting Fire is nice and all, but it's not what makes me a badass.

>>112844

That's the best part. If you act like you want to go with them but don't want to get in the ball, the saps'll just let you tag along! It's perfect!

>>112569

Well look at that. If you're right again today, you'll be as useful as a broken watch.

Clefable 2010/01/17(Sun)19:37 No. 113596 ID: bf1e7e
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>>113594

Looks like this might get interesting, but I doubt it.

>>113596
You know what would be fun? Pretending to be weak so they're caught off-guard. You should see the look on their face when they see your real strength.

>>113596
CLEFABLE USE FIRE BLAST!

>>113596
Since you're such a dashing pimp, why don't you demonstrate your sway over the womenfolk and make this Vespiquen your bitch?

Clefable 2010/01/17(Sun)20:29 No. 113643 ID: bf1e7e
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>>113597

They'll make that face anyway. Playing Possum is for pussies who need to take their enemies by surprise.

>>113598

I torch the bitch. She fires some sort of dart out of her weird honeycomb ass.

>>113609

I prefer to play with other pokémon.

>>113643

Yer about to get poisoned, paralyzed, or put to sleep.

Just a heads-up.

>>113643
Looks like Poison Sting to me.

Clefable 2010/01/17(Sun)20:54 No. 113677 ID: bf1e7e
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>>113667

Well it might, but that's because you're dumb. Wild Vespiquen can't even know Poison Sting, this is DEFINITELY a Toxic needle.

>>113677
Enjoy your poisoning.

NOW GO RAPE THAT BITCH.

>>113677
See, bitch, now you're badly poisoned. Would've just been easier to go find a Gardevoir and talk to it long enough to figure out which gender it was.

But no, you had to go attack a Combee nest for honey. You're a friggin' genius, man. Hope you stole some antidotes from a trainer or you're gonna get raped while you're unconscious.

>>113691
So, um. I assume you have some sort of antidote or curing move?

Or are we just going to spam metronome and hope we get lucky?

Cause I'm all for that plan.

Clefable 2010/01/17(Sun)21:07 No. 113694 ID: bf1e7e
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>>113679

>Enjoy your poisoning.

I damn well intend to, you don't need to tell me to.

>>113687

>See, bitch, now you're badly poisoned.

Fuck yes I am. Shit went even better than I thought!

>>113691
...Can I marry you?

>>113691
Bitches don't know...

Let's eat that honey to shove it in their faces.

Do you feel goood?

>>113694
Yeah, just until you realize Magic Guard won't protect your ass when you're not in a fight.
But hey, on the upside, as long as you can get into a fight within four steps for the rest of the day or until you hork an antidote from a dumbass trainer, your power with Facade will be doubled. Unless you don't have that attack.

Hmmm.
I reiterate what >>113679 said: Enjoy your poisoning.

>>113694
...oh wait, by honey, you didn't mean actual honey.

You get high off of toxins.

>>113677
What? No, they definitely can know Poison Sting. They can learn it at a very low level, too. Level 3.

I wasn't aware Toxic even had a needle component. It SHOULD be a kind of gas cloud attack. Are you sure you know what you're talking about?

Clefable 2010/01/17(Sun)21:34 No. 113723 ID: bf1e7e
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>>113705

Look, I don't know how this shit works for the suckers who get their asses stuck in pokéballs, but out here whre I kick it that shit's always active.

>>113696

Good fuckin' idea.

>>113695

We've already been over this. Not interested.

>>113697

Only every waking minute of my life.

>113707

Don't you fucking judge me, voice in my head.

>>113721

They don't even evolve until level 21. Unless they got that fat asshole to use a heart scale on them, they won't know it. And he doesn't do that for wild pokémon.

>POKEMON QUEST GAIDEN, FIRST PART COMPLETE
>STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE

You shoulda recruited the Vespiquen you moron.

Clefable, you seems irritable now. Do you think it might be the toxin's effect on you? Many people do not like the way drugs control their action, no matter how good it feels at the moment. Do you think you are one of those people?

Clefable, Would you like to learn about drug rehab?

>>113723
Go find some bitches to blow your junk.