(1/4) Apples 2023/10/02(Mon)19:20 No. 1073860 ID: 435f13
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Tiddyskull Island

The legendary resting place of a big-booby giantess who died and became fossilized and then became an island.

Over the centuries Tiddyskull island has become a nest of all kinds of monsters, demons, and rogues. The rock under the mountain is riddled with constantly shifting tunnels packed with dangerous traps and puzzles.

The literal heart of the island is the Giantess's Heart, a fabulous gem that was once the heart of the giantess herself. Legend has it the Heart has the power to grant any wish (except a wish to blow up the universe or something).

For centuries, brave and/or foolhardy adventurers have challenged the island's deadly dungeon in a vain attempt to retrieve the Heart. All have either perished or fallen prey to the dungeon's many temptations and traps, becoming denizens themselves.

Now it is time for a new wave of adventurers to challenge Tiddyskull Island and attempt to claim the fabulous heart within!

(2/4) Apples 2023/10/02(Mon)19:20 No. 1073861 ID: 435f13
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You are Sylvia of the Northwestern Elves.

You are equipped with:

1 Sword good for slashing monsters.

1 Bottle of Lube for lubing up holes and generally making things slippery.

1 Ghost in a Jar the ghost may be used to scout ahead one room and report back to you, but it won't return to the jar after that so use it wisely.

(3/4) Apples 2023/10/02(Mon)19:20 No. 1073862 ID: 435f13
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Oh also you have a big 'ol donger.

AKA a big fat swinging meat mallet.

Just a honkin' huge schlongeroo.

Use it wisely.

Or don't.

Also you have really big balls. Try not to get kicked in them because it will probably hurt a lot.

(4/4) Apples 2023/10/02(Mon)19:21 No. 1073863 ID: 435f13
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After a long sea voyage, you finally reach Tiddyskull Island. It takes days of searching through trackless, monster-infested jungle but at last you believe you have located the entrance to the Dungeon.

You stand in a jungle clearing. Before you is the entrance to the dungeon, sealed by a large stone door decorated with a big huge stone dick and boobs. The door is flanked by ruined idols.

What do you do?

There's an eyeball. Uncle Nintendo has taught me that you've got to make it dizzy to pass

Clearly, you need to get fucked in the ass

Wave hello to the dungeon!

Step on a rake.

>>1073864
This. Engage Meat Spin!
After lament not being able to pet the doggo statues.

Grab two handfulls of those badonkers before giving the meat a little kiss.

...or just show off your own tits and dick to that eye.

Look around the island for loot to open this thing.

>>1073863
Knock on the knockers.

If you find any holes by the front door, find a different stick to stick it in first or you only have yourself to blame if you get disintegrated.

i agree with dealing with the eye first using spinning tactics, it's looking at you so it must be alive or some sort of construct
the draw-a-cat idols are very worn-down so i don't think they could stop us even if they animate

Darn it futa again need a more varied fetish diet

>>1073869
Second this.

If that doesn't work: Poke the bits on the door with a stick, to see if they are stone like. If they are soft, you can probably grab it by the balls, to get it to do what you want.

i've seen this before. one pinky in each nipple, a thumb in the urethra.

>>1073863
That is an incredibly tacky door.

(1/6) Apples 2023/10/06(Fri)13:16 No. 1074117 ID: 435f13
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>Knock on the knockers

>Step on a rake.

They're right in front of you, and can open very big doors. You take a step forward to approach the door when suddenly a wooden pole springs up out of the ground and smacks you hard in the face!

It appears you have triggered the first of the many ancient and devious traps hidden throughout the infamous Tiddyskull Dungeon: the Nefarious Rake Trap!

A particularly wicked contraption left by some no doubt evil gardener in eons past to sting and humiliate unwary adventurers.

Traps Found: 1

(2/6) Apples 2023/10/06(Fri)13:16 No. 1074118 ID: 435f13
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>Engage Meat Spin!
>show off your own tits and dick to that eye.

You pull your loincloth aside to expose your massive member and begin to twirl it around in an attempt to hypnotize the Sentinel Eye above the door. You expose your humungous tits for good measure.

(3/6) Apples 2023/10/06(Fri)13:16 No. 1074119 ID: 435f13
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The Sentinel Eye follows the swirling path of your cock with eager attention. The eye appears pleased.

(4/6) Apples 2023/10/06(Fri)13:16 No. 1074120 ID: 435f13
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Though the sculpted penis dangling from the front of the door appears to be carved from solid stone, it moves and flexes like flesh. Slowly at first, but then with increasing swiftness, the granite dong begins to rise. The door appears on the verge of getting its rocks off!

As the stone cock rises, the door also begins to slide upwards, as if lifted by the sheer force of the door's erection.

(5/6) Apples 2023/10/06(Fri)13:16 No. 1074121 ID: 435f13
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The door slides upwards until the stone knockers catch and pinch in the arch at the top. The Sentinel Eye winces with pain.

(6/6) Apples 2023/10/06(Fri)13:16 No. 1074122 ID: 435f13
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The open portal reveals a small, feral-looking creature standing in the doorway.

A goblin blocks your path!

Goblin: "Hisssss!"

Nothing a swift kick won't solve

Use your massive sword as a golf club and make this ball shaped nerd fly into a hole.

...or you can just use the blade on your hip as well, I guess?

Tackle the goblin through the door.
Whatever happens next, will happen beyond the door so you won't lose progress.

pick up the nerd and slam dunk him on the erect door cock, maybe this is one of those lock and key scenarios and you'll get a secret prize!!!

Pick up that loser and and use it as a weapon

Wait, don’t slap him with your dick! Let’s talk about our feelings!

Go for the neutral option. Down tilt or rising fair, and depending on di follow up with a nair or a chaingrab. Play it right and the goblin won’t even touch you

>>1074122
BOOT TO THE GOBBO NUTS!

You just opened a door into this guy's house without knocking or being invited in first, so you are the person being impolite first.

Does "Hisssss!" happen to be a non-hostile greeting in goblin?
Or at a greeting with measured hostility?

Make sure to answer in a manner appropriate to this level of offense in goblin culture.

That goblin isn't sexy at all! Kick it.

Before you do anything, do a spot check to make sure his friends aren't around.

Actually, do the same dance you did for the door. Give him a show

Give the goblin a sexy dance like you did the door

Grab the rake and gently push the kid out of the way.

Retreat behind rake. When goblin approaches, step on rake to launch him. Make sure to duck so he goes over you and not into your face.

(1/2) Apples 2023/10/23(Mon)19:10 No. 1075403 ID: 435f13
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>Actually, do the same dance you did for the door. Give him a show
>Give the goblin a sexy dance like you did the door

You whirl your massive dick around like a windmill (helicopters haven't been invented yet). At that exact moment, the goblin attacks!

You smack the goblin across the face with you huge dong!

It was his own fault, really.

(2/2) Apples 2023/10/23(Mon)19:10 No. 1075404 ID: 435f13
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Goblin has fainted!

Oh no! You didnt mean to hurt him! Quick! Do CPR! Totally not an excuse to kiss the goblin!

Also, that rake from the rake trap could make for a good weapon/tool/trap. See if you can take it with you!

Leave him.

Go forward into the unknown.

>>1075404
Loot the goblin

Move him into a funny pose

Take his shirt off - then fashion it into a makeshift rope and tie his hands behind his back. Enter dungeon.

> -1hp
> goblin has fainted

yep that tracks

time to level up!

Swagger into the dungeon with panache.

Rotate him into the family guy death pose.

Enter donjon.

Before you enter, throw the gobling into the donjon first. That way you can be sure there aren't any traps in there.

Place him under the doorway, his son too be corpse will make a fine doorstop.