Dunky2012 2023/06/08(Thu)19:50 No. 1065389 ID: 2f7f6e
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There is a rat.

He humbly requests to stop being the only thing in existence.

Suggest things to add and, once there’s more stuff in existence, things to do. No nsfw, no characters from other quests (inanimate versions like plushies are ok), and while there isn’t a restriction on the complexity of suggestions I ask that you have mercy on me.

Add sky

Give him a friend.

Rat Plushie...

I summon a interdimensional mouse hole portal. A mouse hole that leads to a random household

Create... cheese

SQUISH THE RAT
*squish.*

Give the Rat A Hat

1/4 Dunky2012 2023/06/09(Fri)01:54 No. 1065430 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Add sky

The rat thinks the sky is a pretty color, and rotates himself to observe more of it.

>Rat plushie friend

The rat is ecstatic to have a new friend! He says hello to the other rat and waits for their response...

>Interdimensional mouse hole portal

Interrupted from his conversation, the rat ponders the hole. It’s a mouse hole, but he’s a rat. But mice don’t exist, so there’s no one to get mad at him for trespassing. The rat decides to take his new friend and see where this portal leads.

2/4 Dunky2012 2023/06/09(Fri)01:55 No. 1065431 ID: 2f7f6e
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The other side of the portal is a home. However, homes don’t exist yet so it’s kinda just another void like before the sky existed.

>Cheese

The rat is instantly alerted by all his senses that a hunk of cheese has just popped into reality. His instincts as a cartoon rat take over, and he begins to stalk his prey. He prowls around the nothingness, looking for the best angle to strike from, and then once he is ready he--

3/4 Dunky2012 2023/06/09(Fri)01:56 No. 1065432 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Squish

Oh. This is... something. The rat isn’t quite sure he likes this.

4/4 Dunky2012 2023/06/09(Fri)01:56 No. 1065433 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Give the rat a hat

Okay, that makes things slightly better.

summon a friendly cat with a tophat, new friend!

There is now a cow.
Rat will touch cow.

unsquish the rat. Give him a little mecha.

Add sky home

Get ye cheese

Lets build a kitchen. Put in a tiled floor and some cabinets and a wall

Realize you are your own rat, and can un-squish yourself whenever you feel like it

>No characters from other quests.

Uhm, alrght, I'd like a Craver from Endless Space, a Krork from Warhammer 40k, and a COMPLETELY GENERIC Tozol.

Just in case, let's also add a bar with dinks and stuff for them to crash in.

1/4 Dunky2012 2023/06/09(Fri)11:00 No. 1065449 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Invent free will. Unsquish.

The rat utilizes his autonomy to unsquish himself just in time to see the kitchen arrive. He brings his cheese over and places it in the cabinet for safekeeping. He is able to barely resist his urges to eat it by promising himself a delicious cheesy meal. He just needs some ingredients other than cheese and something to cook them with.

2/4 Dunky2012 2023/06/09(Fri)11:01 No. 1065450 ID: 2f7f6e
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>There is now a cow

Well, that’s one down. Now something to cook with...

3/4 Dunky2012 2023/06/09(Fri)11:01 No. 1065451 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Give him a little mecha

Suddenly a mech shows up and, after realizing the rat’s needs, transforms into its oven form. Unfortunately, some of its gears get stuck and it can no longer leave its oven form.

4/4 Dunky2012 2023/06/09(Fri)11:02 No. 1065452 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Cravers and Krorks and Tozols! Oh my!

The harder two to draw of those three appear offscreen, but the rat can see them all and marvels at the variety of cooking ingredients at his disposal. Now he can begin his preparations.

Get ye cheese

Summon butcher knife, get some cow meat, and get some steak cooking.
Oh yeah, summon oven mitts too.

Happy cooking little rat. I hope that you don't accidentaly burn the kitchen down. Surely the malfucntioning oven mecha is perfectly safe to use, right?

Let uso summon cutlery.
Especially salad forks.

Add kitchen window for sky

sky sky sky

1/3 Dunky2012 2023/06/15(Thu)13:09 No. 1065913 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Kitchen window

That is a nice addition. It will give the rat something to look at while the food is cooking.

>Butcher knife

Ah, yes. Before one can cook, they first must gather the ingredients.

2/3 Dunky2012 2023/06/15(Thu)13:09 No. 1065914 ID: 2f7f6e
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The rat has invented murder.

3/3 Dunky2012 2023/06/15(Thu)13:10 No. 1065915 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Oven mitts and utensils

And now the rat has tools for cooking as well. He gathers his ingredients and tools. He has meat, more meat, some other meat, and cheese. What should the rat make with these ingredients?

>>1065915
cheesburger

Looks like we need to provide buns and condiments.

I want proof of life for the Tozol

spawn gun

grant sapience to rat plushie friend

What if you like, mixed the cheese into the meat before cooking it? Anybody tried that? It SOUNDS like a good idea, haha

Alternatively: summon spices. summon bread. summon salt. summon onions. make cheesesteak sandwich.

1/2 Dunky2012 2023/06/28(Wed)13:31 No. 1066767 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Is the Tozol alive?

The rat is not so cruel as to cook its ingredients alive.

>Summon buns and condiments for a cheesesteak

The rat thanks you for the ingredients, and salivates at the sound of a cheesesteak despite not knowing what it is yet. He shoves his ingredients, utensils, and oven mitts into the oven and waits for his meal to be complete.

>Grant sapience to rat plushie friend

The plushie enters the kitchen and gives its extremely delayed response to the rat’s earlier greeting. The rat shall forgive the delay, as it was busy cooking. The plushie sniffs the air a few times and then asks if it could have some of the food. The rat pauses. Give up part of its cheese? Even for a friend, that is asking for a lot. But if he doesn’t share, and just eats his meal in front of his friend, that would be rude. Plus, it would give the plushie ample chance to steal some of it from him...

2/2 Dunky2012 2023/06/28(Wed)13:31 No. 1066768 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Gun

Spawn [BOSS] and a [QUEST (QuestQuest)]

Something Something "Evil Cat with a hoard of Cheese"

>>1066768
Add mutual empathy between plushie and rat!

Add target range!

spawn burned food and oven mitts casserole.

Dive for the gun before the plushie gets to it first!

1/3 Dunky2012 2023/07/05(Wed)18:23 No. 1067157 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Meanwhile, inside the oven

The mecha is startled and almost drops the cheesesteak it just finished cooking, but manages to keep hold of it. What could that sound have been?

2/3 Dunky2012 2023/07/05(Wed)18:23 No. 1067158 ID: 2f7f6e
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Ah, there’s nothing like having fun with your friends to remind you not to sweat the small stuff. Having cooled down a bit from using the shooting range, the rat realizes he was being a bit silly about not sharing with the plushie. Once the food’s done cooking, the rat will gladly share his bounty with his friend.

And as if on cue, the oven mecha dings, the door opening and revealing the cheesesteak.

3/3 Dunky2012 2023/07/05(Wed)18:24 No. 1067159 ID: 2f7f6e
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Egads! A cat! And it’s stolen the cheesesteak!The rat aims his gun, but he’s too slow. The evil cat escapes with the cheesesteak, running off into the nonexistent distance.

What should the rat do now?

Starving to death, look hungrily at your plush friend. Then recall that your plush friend is made of plush and not cheesesteak. Darn.

summon COOL MOTORCYCLE

Commit villain backstory, get a mustache, become mustache twirler, find where the cat lives in this void, and kill him in his sleep.

ITS TIME TO ENGAGE IN A MOST HOLY CRUZADE OF CAT GENOCIDE. BURN THE CAT, KILL THE KIT, PURGE THE FELINE!!!

1/2 Dunky2012 2023/07/17(Mon)18:55 No. 1068108 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Eat the plushie instead?

Unfortunately, the plushie is made of cloth and stuffing, which is nowhere near as appetizing as a cheesesteak. The rat will keep it in mind for emergency rations, but will not resort to that quite yet.

>Summon cool motorcycle

It is time for the rat and his plushie friend to embark on the most sacred of journeys, to find the cat and get their cheesesteak back! It is time for a ROAD TRIP!

2/2 Dunky2012 2023/07/17(Mon)18:56 No. 1068109 ID: 2f7f6e
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Of course, a road trip isn’t just the destination, but the journey as well. There are three points of interest between the rat and the cat, according to this map that just manifested out of nowhere. Setting off on their long trek, the rat and the plushie wonder what kind of place they’ll visit first.

alabama

A haunted house

Something very lewd

1/2 Dunky2012 2023/07/18(Tue)00:00 No. 1068133 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Somewhere lewd?

Dickbuttopia is in the opposite direction, unfortunately.

>Haunted Home Alabama

The rat and plushie have a nice drive/walk through empty space, until the rat checks his motorcycle’s fuel gauge. The rat forgot to put fuel in the tank! As reality realizes this, the bike’s engine stops, and so too does the bike itself after some cruising.

2/2 Dunky2012 2023/07/18(Tue)00:01 No. 1068134 ID: 2f7f6e
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Having fully stopped, the rat and plushie find themselves in front of a house. Maybe whoever lives there could spare some gas for the bike? The plushie goes up to the door and knocks.

A ghost answers, but like, it's not obvious it's a ghost. It seems like a normal person but later the surprise twist is the person was a ghost all along.

Add NOT GHOST PERSON and SPOOKY CANE.

1/2 Dunky2012 2023/07/25(Tue)23:09 No. 1068967 ID: 2f7f6e
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A normal man opens the door and introduces himself as Ted. He listens to the plushie’s explanation of its and the rat’s situation.

“So you need gas for your motorcycle? I might have some lying around somewhere. Why don’t the both of you come inside, and I’ll get you something to drink while I look?”

2/2 Dunky2012 2023/07/25(Tue)23:09 No. 1068968 ID: 2f7f6e
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The house is very normal.

“You two can wait here. I’ll look in the basement to see if we have any spare gas. Do not follow me. What would you like to drink while waiting?”

>>1068968
Got any blood?

Ask for a Royal Clown Cola.

Also, something creepy appears behind you but when you look back it's not there.

>>1068969

Use the blood to make the second letter on the wall an upside-down "R"

Then claim the grandfather clock as your prize.

>>1069025
Seconding this.

1/2 Dunky2012 2023/07/27(Thu)19:47 No. 1069117 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Got any blood?

“Oh, you’re lucky. I just got some from the store earlier today ‘cuz I was out. Just a moment.”

Ted leaves the room and comes back after a minute with a fresh glass of blood for the rat.

“I’ll be heading down to the basement now. Won’t take me long, so just sit tight. And remember, do not follow me.”

And with that, Ted leaves.

2/2 Dunky2012 2023/07/27(Thu)19:48 No. 1069118 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Change that L to an R and get a free clock

Genius! The rat uses the blood he was given to touch up the message on the wall. Now he can take that grandfather clock! It’ll look nice in the kitchen next to the mecha.

…Ted isn’t back yet, even after the time it took to paint on the wall and haul off the clock. He said not to follow him, but maybe it would be a good idea to check if he found the gas yet? It wouldn’t be the rat’s first time trespassing.

Follow Ted down into the basement but when you turn on the basement light it flashes and burns out in a startling way.

Yes follow Ted into the basement. What could possibly go wrong?

Add some spy googles to your inventory and look into the basement without having to enter and invade Ted's privacy.

>>1069144

Alas, you cannot spy googles without a web browser. It would probably just direct you towards advertisements anyway.

1/3 Dunky2012 2023/07/31(Mon)23:40 No. 1069501 ID: 2f7f6e
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The rat and plushie head to the basement to see if Ted’s having some trouble. Next to the basement door is a table of free flashlights, so of course they each take one.

Entering the basement, the lights are perfectly functional, which makes the plushie wonder why flashlights were provided.

2/3 Dunky2012 2023/07/31(Mon)23:40 No. 1069502 ID: 2f7f6e
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Then the lights go out, answering the plushie’s question.

The rat thinks it was very nice of Ted to provide those flashlights. Speaking of which, where might he be? The rat turns on his flashlight.

3/3 Dunky2012 2023/07/31(Mon)23:40 No. 1069503 ID: 2f7f6e
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Oh, there he is.

The plushie thinks this is very concerning, and the rat agrees. How are they supposed to get gas now?!

Stealing is the conclusion the rat immediately comes to. There is supposedly gas somewhere in this house. They just have to find it.

Might as well check the basement first, since they’re already here. What will they find?

A scare chord plays when something moves in the dark but the flashlight reveals only a mop and bucket that fell over. Also, they step through a big cobweb.

hey, anything good to gnaw on that skeleton?

Gasoline is well and good, but this is very important. Is there a permanent marker to be found anywhere in the basement?

Dunky2012 2023/08/10(Thu)22:32 No. 1070054 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Anything good to gnaw on that skeleton?

No, the rat already checked. There’s not even any marrow left, unfortunately.

>Scare chord!

The rat and plushie turn around at the sudden noise, but relax when they see it was just a bucket falling over and spilling out a marker. The cane must have overbalanced it. The plushie is still nervous though, and wants to go back upstairs.

Add the cane and permanent marker to your inventory. Suggest to the plushie that you split up to cover more ground.

Use the marker to add a tail to each D on that shirt, making it spell PEP.

>>1070069
Seconding this also.

1/3 Dunky2012 2023/08/11(Fri)19:17 No. 1070094 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Add to inventory

The rat picks up the marker, leaving the overturned bucket empty.

2/3 Dunky2012 2023/08/11(Fri)19:17 No. 1070095 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Put some pep in that skeleton’s step

The rat uses his new marker to attempt a resurrection, or a reanimation, but sadly neither work. Mildly disappointed at the end to his short necromancy career, the rat suggests the plushie go explore upstairs while he keeps searching the basement. The plushie thinks it would be safer to stick together, but hesitantly accepts and goes up the stairs.

3/3 Dunky2012 2023/08/11(Fri)19:17 No. 1070096 ID: 2f7f6e
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It turns out that the basement is not the only part of the house where the lights stopped working. It’s safe to assume the whole building will have no light aside from the rat and plushie’s flashlights.

Rat: find the gasoline in the basement.

Plushie: while exploring the upstairs, come across a scary clue like an evil photo album full of newspaper clippings that reveal this house's dark past, but also hint that the danger is still present. Realize that Rat is in imminent danger.

Rat: be so focused on the gas cans you don't realize something scary is about to happen to you.

It was worth a try!

I'm sure the skeleton appreciates his peppier shirt.

Add HULKING MONSTROUS SHADOW BEHIND YOU

>>1070096
The wall is angry! Is the entire house a monster?!

1/2 Dunky2012 2023/09/03(Sun)15:21 No. 1071545 ID: 2f7f6e
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Plushie:

>The house is angry!

Something must have liked that clock the rat stole. The plushie doesn’t blame it.

>A clue!

After some unfortunately justifiable snooping, the plushie finds what seems to be a photo of Ted when he first moved into this house. But… there’s something missing.

2/2 Dunky2012 2023/09/03(Sun)15:21 No. 1071546 ID: 2f7f6e
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Rat:

The rat has found the gasoline! So there was some in the basement, after all. Now he just needs to get this back up and outside, and he and the plushie can move on with their road trip. Easy peasy.

The cane! It was the cane all along! Run, Plushie! Run! Rat is in danger!

>>1071546
Oh god run it's after you!

1/3 Dunky2012 2023/09/23(Sat)23:47 No. 1073064 ID: 2f7f6e
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The plushie rushes downstairs to warn the rat, but finds that it is too late for that.

The rat, meanwhile, is finding out that he does not like running away from an angry ghost cane, but what else is he supposed to do when an angry ghost cane is chasing him?

…Where did this hallway come from, anyways? He never left the basement. Oh well, the rat knows better than to question these things.

2/3 Dunky2012 2023/09/23(Sat)23:47 No. 1073065 ID: 2f7f6e
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The rat also knows better than to question how those doors connected like that.

What he does question is whether this gag works at all in comic format. Judging that it does not, the rat remembers he has a gun.

3/3 Dunky2012 2023/09/23(Sat)23:48 No. 1073066 ID: 2f7f6e
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The rat has invented double murder.

Just to make sure, invent triple murder

All this multiplicative murder must be dangerous for your mental health. Take a break to restore your mental health: do a yoga and count the ammunition on your gun.

I don't know if this is double murder, the first one was so far away. This might just be a string of murders.

A serial sequence of murders, in fact. Perhaps it is some sort of serial murder, and the one who did all that killing could be known as a serial killenator.

Shoot the walls until they learn their lesson and let you go back to the ground floor.

Can you even murder a ghost? Or was it a monster?

Anyway being able to kill it with a gun seems too easy. Obviously it will rise again after you leave, ready to menace the next visitor to the haunted house.

Bring the gas upstairs and refuel your bike so you can continue on your road trip.

1/3 Dunky2012 2023/09/27(Wed)23:23 No. 1073425 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Double tap

Remember kids, always confirm your kills.

2/3 Dunky2012 2023/09/27(Wed)23:24 No. 1073426 ID: 2f7f6e
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>Does that really count as double murder?

Well, yeah. It was a ghost, so it was already dead. The rat double murdered it, so now it’s double dead. Hopefully there’s no such thing as a double ghost, or an un-un-undead, or a sprite^2, or whatever other ridiculous names there are for that.

>Count the gun’s ammo

Wait, guns have ammunition? Damn, this is just like the bike and the gas again! Now the rat’s gonna have to get some bullets before he and the plushie reach that treacherous cat. Hopefully there’s some at the next destination, because the rat doesn’t want to spend any more time here and the plushie very much agrees.

3/3 Dunky2012 2023/09/27(Wed)23:24 No. 1073427 ID: 2f7f6e
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The rat and plushie leave the house and refuel the motorcycle. They say goodbye to the haunted house and head off to their next destination.

What will it be?

>>1073425
Did you key someone's car to make this?

>>1073427
The world's largest nut.
It's still going!

Obviously a gun show where we can acquire some hardware no questions asked.

The worlds largest ikea store which coincidently also has the worlds largest collection of assorted nuts, including the largest peanut.

Dunky2012 2023/10/01(Sun)22:04 No. 1073800 ID: 2f7f6e
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Aha! The map conveniently has directions to the Endless Gun Nut Ikea, also known as Cabela’s.

The rat can definitely get some more ammo there. And he totally won’t get distracted by the cool shooting gallery or the many, many dead animals.

…But how will they get ammo without any money to buy it with, the plushie wonders. The rat immediately suggests a heist. The plushie counteroffers with a trade of goods and/or services. The two keep arguing, and can’t decide on a course of action.

Heist obviously.

But that means you're going to need a crew...

Check inventory for tradeable goods.

heist for sure

What is a heist but exchanging a service (heisting) for goods (money)?

Go a robbing

>>1073800
Fuck dude, we can just add more things with our godly powers, right?

Just spawn a billion dollars

Spawn Two Clown Masks

Suddenly, your ears burst infinite earwax.

Dunky2012 2023/10/24(Tue)16:13 No. 1075489 ID: 2f7f6e
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The rat reminds the plushie that Cabela’s only accepts cash or credit, neither of which they have, and the plushie can’t argue with that. A heist it is, then!

The first step of any good heist is planning and preparation. The rat decides to scout ahead while the plushie tries to find people to recruit. What kind of defenses does this Cabela’s have? Who will the plushie recruit for the team?

The defenses are ALL THE POLICE.
Fortunately, Cabela's is located right next to THE DONUT SHOP. As long as you get your ammo without triggering a SECURITY ALARM they will be far too busy to trouble you.

Recruits? Uh... rat? Plushie should recruit rat. Oh and cat. Plushie should definitely recruit cat. Are there any other characters in this quest who are not deadBORING?

The defenses are lasers, pressure detectors, biometric scanners, 24/7 security, and mechas. Lot of mechas. Cabelas dig mechas, you see. Fortunately, you can also recruit your own oven-mech to help you!