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>You're called Frankie
>You're Male
>You're medium height and feminine some might even say girly
>You'd describe yourself as cheerful & eager to please
Other people sometimes describe you as nervous.
>I forgot to mention you have a big donger but you're shy about it.
Normally it wouldn't be a problem, but your earth clothes aren’t vacuum rated. Your new friends supplied you with some hand-me-downs, but they’re all too big or too small. For now, you’re keeping the coat closed over your waist, so people don’t have to know how much you’re packing. Still, it was super-nice of them to spend time adapting these clothes to keep you safe in the event of a hull-breach!
>Your goal is to help people and build the ultimate Warslammer 90k TAFB (Tiny Animal Fantasy Battle) Army!
>... is the galaxy's most popular miniatures wargame.
> … suspiciously attractive figurines…
Just like similar games back on earth, some of the TAFB figurines are [/i]suspiciously[/i] attractive.
>Hmm - the Orb sounds potentially powerful. Like, can you ask it about e.g. "the nearest unclaimed valuable object worth enough to cover rent"? Or "the manual for my Cauldron"?
You’re already using it to figure out the CAULDRON. Unfortunately, the ORB doesn’t respond to questions, or give you information on things outside it’s line-of-sight. (Think of it like a scanner, not a crystal ball for scrying.)
You are sitting in the KCS ship’s cargo bay, where your CAULDRON was put during shipping. KCS are the wonderful people who gave you a ride here, & helped you move CAULDRON.
Since you obviously want to know more about what are basically magic artifacts, you are looking through the ORB, at CAULDRON. It’s been giving you a list of physical characteristics of CAULDRON, interspersed with explanations of how it can be controlled.
Since shortly after acquiring CAULDRON, something called a Monitor Drone has been hanging around. You don’t know what it’s doing, but everyone else seems only mildly curious and/or nervous. Supposedly it is controlled by The Monitor, the all powerful A.I. that safeguards the galaxy. Since people can’t stop it anyway, they let it do what it wants.
Then Cerendi pops up beside you.
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