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The sentry stops as a POWERFUL arm thrusts forward to bar their path against the crystalline wall at the front of the fortress! Having been suitably distracted, MARTLEBY appears before them, steaming and glorious as the heat of his MAJESTIC body evaporates away the early evening dew!
The Sentry's draw hangs slack in awe and terror as MARTLEBY demands their attention and information! He declares that the CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOD have come to raid the lands of man on a SACRED DUTY, that to be MARRIED they must claim DIVINE RELICS from the lands of Man. No trifle knicknacks, but relics consecrated by their own right! He demands to know the location of Man's temple of Worship! (CRITICAL SUCCESS on his use of BOLD ORATORY for the DARING FEAT) Martleby SWELLS WITH BEASTLY POWER, and will now succeed on Daring Feats 50% of the time.
"W.what .. bro ... uh" the sentry stammers, "The church is like, it's saint michael's down on peterbury." The sentry seems to be some combination of AWED by the majesty of Martleby's form and MOVED by his passionate devotion to the SACRED QUEEN OF THE WOODS, and is cooperating despite their earlier fury over the distraction.
"BUt like, bro... Youre gonna have to wait bro... they already got like, a wedding going on tonight. And I don't think they're gonna let you in"
The sentry presses their incense burner to their lips, and inhales sharply, drawing the fumes into their lungs as half of the stick burns away in a single breath.
Martleby scoffs, surely a human wedding would be no more than a mockery of his own SACRED TRADITIONS!
"No, bro... like ..." Martleby notices that the sentry is not making eye contact, "Like your whole johnson is out bro. like its just out there. You're gonna get arrested bro..."
Martleby doesn't really understand what the problem is, but the sentry appears to be legitimately attempting to help. While he is a MIGHTY CHAMPION, doing battle with the warrior's of man is not something that will resolve itself quickly, and there are only 7 hours remaining before sunrise.
"Oh and also bro like," the sentry interjects as Martleby is DEEP IN HEROIC THOUGHT, "are you like ... some kind of monster or is this shit just like, way better than saul told me bro?"
The CHAMPIONS will each need to decide what to do next! They can split up whenever they like, though for now it seems all of their goal is to reach CORNFLOWER STATION. Is there anything remaining for them to do at the FORTRESS, or should they DASH INTO THE NIGHT in pursuit of their goals?
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