Get into car accident, have body carved up and made into calamari according to will.

Get to the Secret Spot and catch some totally gnarly sicknasty waves bro.

>>10526
SICK
What's the name of his sick indie band and what instrument does he play? Tell me drums

Fly to the beach.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)06:15 No. 10537 ID: fb5d8e
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>>10529
The Squid plays synthesizer for THE ELANOIR CATHEDRAL!
They cover 8-bit music from old videogames, then add lyrics about lost love and the futility of live. It's half singing, half screaming.

They sometimes perform down at the community center. The owner believes that freedom of creativity keeps the youth off the streets or some bullshit like that.

>>10537
This keeps getting sicknastier.
Okey doke, go catch some waves. Don't let us stop you.

I love this quest already.

lay out some mad beats at a 700 khz frequency

Squid: totally beef it.

>fb5d8e

Ha

Not... falling for this one.

you guys, it's cool. This one's a joint effort between MrQ and Reaver.
Not Watchquest:The Trolling

Remember when The Squid totally ______ it?

>>11124
My friend used that as his favorite memory from high school in the yearbook.

Oh no! The squid has two possible dates for the prom? HARSH!

Suggestion 2009/08/01(Sat)14:14 No. 19805 ID: bd2eec
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>>10553
Totally happening, broski!
But the fuzz totally checked me flip a sweet ollie...Right through that bummer of a red light.

Most heinous.

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"Stay right where y'are, sah."

One of the badgebros is talkin' to me, I think.

>"Please step offa de board, sah."

Aw maaaan, definitely me.
Sounds like he's gettin' out.
Gotta play nice with the copper, y'dig, brodies?
No sicknasty surfin' if I don't get outta this mess.

>"Uhn poot yer tents up in dee air, mon."

Whoa, he sounds totally familiarlike.

>"What's y'name uhn where y'rushin off tah, son?"

>>19814

"Woah dude. Like, chill my friend. I'm just headin' down to the beach to catch some rays and hang ten!"

BTW I'm so glad this is back. This is my personal favorite quest.

>"Please step offa de board, sah."
>"Uhn poot yer tents up in dee air, mon."
>"What's y'name uhn where y'rushin off tah, son?"

Jesus, where the hell are we? It's like Jamaica, The Deep South and England superfucked and had a triple-baby.

>>19820
A.K.A. the best place to be.

>>19820
>I'm so horribad with translating accents to text. It's supposed to be Jamaican. Think that.

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>>19817
>"Woah dude. Like, chill my friend. I'm just headin' down to the beach to catch some rays and hang ten!"

>"Oohnleh tha litahl squiddie ah know woold roosh ahf t'catch ah sick wave."

So the bro puts a hand on my head and leans down to eyeball me, right? Like, so, it turns out...

>"Ha ha, cha. You totally gotta lay off tha accents, brosef. You reek big time at them."

...My half-bro's best bud from the HS, Babrakus Washington. A totally sweet snowboarder gone tight-pants lawman.

>"Harsh, little bro."

>>19853
So what are you doing here dude? Wanna catch an awesome wave with me? I have word that it will be most excellent.
Pretend to not realize we totally ran that red light. Especially since we're not in a vehicle so it's only jaywalking anyway.

>>19853

"Ch'yah, sorry but I gotta keep it real compadre. Hey, ya still doin' that boardin' bro? Maybe we could go and grind some powder!"

Nod and shout 'BODACIOUS'.