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Stick Raper Quest Stickiler 2022/12/08(Thu)19:42 No. 1051343 ID: 33f0ce

“…So, why are we making this again?” The green stickman said to, honestly no one in particular. Just a habit of thinking out loud. Something he should probably get rid of if he’s now going to be working here.

The black stockmen adjacent to him lets out a short, but extremely exasperated sigh, the type you do after getting asked the same question for the four-hundredth time (even though this is the first time being asked) “It doesn’t have a purpose-at least not yet anyways.” He continues to write on his board. Noting down subject’s vitals (stable), mental action (None so fair(same as yesterday)), any changes in body (also none(it appears the subject has reached “maturity”)) and…dick size…he once again leaves that part blank.

“You think it’s a …you know?” He replies before black even has a chance to answer, “A living sex toy?”

The mere thought stings black’s mind, “No. it is not a “living sex toy”. It is probably going to be some soldier or slave race they’re making.” He talked like a stern parent denying a kid wanting to go to McDonalds.

Green is quite a bit taken back by this response, “You…you actually want them to be something like that?”

Black once again sighs for the same reason in somehow more exasperated tone, “Yes, yes I do.” He sounds even more annoyed than before, “Because if you’d just used your brain for one second, you’ll realize that we’re SCIENTISTS! Not some…some over glorified sex sells men!”

“I know I know! I was just saying it’s a little weird how there’s no other protective measures! I mean, no turrets, lock down doors, not even harder glas-“

“No you don’t know!” Black is just actively yelling at Green now. Green definitely didn’t deserve this-and Black knows. He’s just venting at him because of all the mouths and late nights and failures and miscommunications thAT WOULD’VE NEVER HAPPENED IF THE BOSSES TOLD US ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHI-So right now Black is yelling at this poor new hiree because he knows if he did it at anyone who actually deserved it, we would be fired. So- “I mean even look at it! Would anyone willingly have sex with this thing!!?! I WOULDN'T! YOU PROBABLY WERE THOUGH!”

“Hey-!”

“I MEAN WHO WOULD EVEN HAVE SEX WITH A…A-“

>DOG!? (Become a wolf-stick. Pros: Gain all the abilities of a wolf, Animalistic Fury, Knot. Cons: Gain all the weaknesses of a wolf, Animalistic Fury, Knot (Do you know how long a knot last for?))
>SLIME!? (Become a sick-in-the-mud aka slime. Pros: Shapeshifting (with tentacles) Nice try trying to destroy the slimy part of you, you taste good. Cons:It is extremely easy to destroy your core, the elements of the world hate you, you’re tasty.)
>UGLY BASTARD!? (Become a Orc…ork..Siorc…either way. Pros: Strongest/biggest of the bunch, basically a walking meat tank, biggest dick too (bird close second). Cons: Also the dumbest/slowest, and ugliest, and sometimes the dick might be a bit “too” big)
>BIRD!? (Become a harpy. Pros: You can fly, sharp as hell tallends, bird dicks seem like a fun time. Cons: Hollow bones, just a weird looking goblin without your feathers, most sick like)
>WRITE-IN!?!!? (Be it Redcap, Dragonborn, Nightmare or Gnome. As long as it can somehow fuck, you can put it in)