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>You've entered the cornfield that intersects thousands of multiverses where you'll meet alternate selves of varying deer and jackalopes.
That's the second most likely explanation I can think of, besides the more logical one - that being coincidence.
>I feel mirrored. This is oddly coincidental. Do you think they are shapeshifting aliens messing with us?
Is this alien behaviour? how fascinating... I wonder if they brought aliens snacks with them.
>Do they look like spirits to Nashi?
She looks nervous and hasn't spoken up, so I'm guessing she doesn’t recognize them.
>You'd recall meeting someone this cute before, right? They're both objectively cute, really, and that would be memorable.
Cute? Hah. Maybe. I'd have to find out more about them, but the deer's fashion sense leaves much to be desired! One thing's for certain - If they were from Hendry, I would know.
"What do you mean suits? We couldn't be dressed less formal if we tried."
>"Well duh. You wouldn't just come down here wearing your cop uniforms, would you? It's called entrapment!"
"We're looking for aliens, why else would people be wandering around a corn field?"
>"No reason. Cornfields are in fashion right now. You ask a lot of questions."
"Well, do you two at least have names? where ya from?"
>"Blehhhhhh! Why should I tell you? I know my rights."
This is odd. He looks like me but he's so rude! Where is his Yooper hospitality? I thought we were alike, but that might not be the case after all.
"We're not cops, we're cool!"
>"You're just saying that because you don't have a warrant yet."
"How do I know you're not a cop? Mind if I give your ear a tug, to make sure there's no mask?"
>"You can't touch me, I invoke the fifth!"
He pokes his tongue out and gives me another 'blehhhhh'
I look at Nashi (Who seems to be getting acquainted with the funny smelling hare) and get the idea to play along.
*sigh* "I guess the jig is up, Nash. They got us all figured out. that I'm a shapeshifting dream dragon with a huge rack who won't show them my cool abilities, and that you're a wish granting foodie lake spirit."
"a-ah! don't tell them that!"
>"Aha! So, it's true! I knew there was something off! and now that I know..."
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