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> MERCHANT Q’n’A
[CURIOSITY]: Okay okay, one at a time here, don't worry!
[CURIOSITY]: They’ll be back after I leave, I think
[CURIOSITY]: That-one-guy is being a brat
[CURIOSITY]: I’m, of course, talking about [LOGIC]
[CURIOSITY]: Boy, the stories I could tell about them before [REDACTED]
[CURIOSITY]: Wow, up yours too [CHAOS]
> D-Cai: How much would "a buff whose potency depends on how many turns I spend in Limbo" cost?
[CURIOSITY]: 1 [KARMA], that’s easy
[CURIOSITY]: Though it’ll take up an [INVENTORY] slot
[CURIOSITY]: That’s just how your little vessels had to be made, sadly
> 0Plasm: Thanks [ST]- er... [CURIOSITY], but I think I'll save my points for now... Unless I can think of something to gossip to you about before the UPDATE is over...
> 0Plasm: I want to get an Innate skill, but last I checked, it was 3 points,
> 0Plasm: And I don't think I have enough for that yet at 2 Karmas, unless I'm wrong and it's actually 1-2 KARMA points?
[CURIOSITY]: Hmmm, I’d have to make it an [ITEM] and then make it [SOULBOUND]
[CURIOSITY]: But stuff like that is definitely on the table
[CURIOSITY]: Who knows, if I do it right, maybe it’ll carry on in your next actual life
[CURIOSITY]: I’ll cut you a deal for Innate skills at 2 Karma
[CURIOSITY]: And yknow, maybe you can upgrade it later, nudge nudge wink wink.
> Belief: How much would it cost to buy dimensional coordinates?
[CURIOSITY]: One Karma my dude
> Belief: I would like to buy an ability.
> Belief: Devilish Temptation: My words, requests, and suggestions are more tempting than usual, NPCs are more inclined to do as I say or take my side.
[CURIOSITY]: I could get you something for that, 1 Karma is plenty
[CURIOSITY]: I’ll even let you pick what it looks like in item-form
> Sgt/Bf9b7c: swrd1 is vulnerable.
> Sgt: To my limited knowledge [NPC]s cannot respawn as [PLAYER]s can.
> Sgt: I wish to spend my 1 Karma on [ARMOR] for swrd1.
[CURIOSITY]: Correct, and sure, just confirm the purchase and I’ll send it over
[CURIOSITY]: Still wanna leave Swrd1?
Swrd1: … I’ll just… assume this is a fortunate encounter
Swrd1: A terrifying one, but, gifts from immortal beings is certainly seen as a boon
Swrd1: Thank you… sect master?
[CURIOSITY]: Eyyy atta boi
[CURIOSITY]: Ah, that brings me back to my days as a sect master…
[CURIOSITY]: Too much work!
> Donut: I'd like to spend enough KARMA to have a shield to make me immune to ranged attacks, if possible!
[CURIOSITY]: Immunity’s expensive, you could specify it to be like…
[CURIOSITY]: Immune to rocks, immune to spears, immune to swords, blah blah
[CURIOSITY]: I could give you an armor of +3 resistance to projectiles for 1 KARMA though
> Willow: I don’t know what, actually… uh, Lust? She reminds me of somebunny… don’t remember who.
> Willow: I just remember their dark eyes. I think they had a sister?
[CURIOSITY]: Go on, tell me more
> Willow: I'd like to buy a bow with some ammunition, and an upgrade to let me move farther with free actions.
[CURIOSITY]: Wow what a tease!
[CURIOSITY]: It’d be a range 6 bow, deals 1 damage, needs no ammo, it just fires the things
> Setval: I think I will save my karma for now.
[CURIOSITY]: Your loss!
> Kome: I want a very specific type of shield
[CURIOSITY]: I can only do one or the other for 1 karma each
[CURIOSITY]: If you want the ½ heart armor that’s 1 karma
[CURIOSITY]: If you want a life saving treasure that’s 1 karma
[CURIOSITY]: Both combined is 2
[CURIOSITY]: I might be amenable to reducing the price for some… hot goss
> Kome attempts to persuade swrd1 using an interesting line of thought
> Swrd1 seems contemplative
> Hunger: A lot of words, go read his post here >>1049022
[CURIOSITY]: … Okay I’ll sell you a knife of pure karma that will let you craft with corpses, sure
[CURIOSITY]: 1 Karma, though uh, the results might be weird
[CURIOSITY]: And uh, using it on non consenting players will likely get you uh yeah, just don't
[CURIOSITY]: But I am [CURIOUS] as to what you’re planning and want to enable it
> Doors has offered 1 KARMA to improve swrd1’s armor value
[CURIOSITY]: Sure, can do, please confirm your purchase
> Doors smiles at swrd1
> Doors: Take care now, Swrd1
Swrd1: … Young masters with money sure are different from the common folk
Swrd1: Thanks!
> Doors: Hey [CURIOSITY] do you know why our connection to the [GOD]s was cut?
[CURIOSITY]: *whistles a tune* oh, yknow, just anger management issues
> Coda: Hello [CURIOSITY], I'm Coda, nice to meet you.
> Coda: I see some [PLAYERS] want to buy abilities rather than items, is it possible?
> Coda: How much would the ability to strengthen people and things cost?
> Coda: Anyway what I actually need right now is a watering can.
> Coda: I'm not sure how much 1 KARMA is worth, is it enough for a watering can that never runs out of water?
> Coda: If it's not I'll just buy the best watering can 1 KARMA can buy, please, already filled with water if possible.
[CURIOSITY]: 1 Karma for an infinite watering can, can do, just confirm it
> Coda: Say, Swordman, I was wondering, how did you get here?
> Coda: You were already here when we arrived.
> Coda: Did you too agreed to some kind of terms of service?"
Swrd1: What do you mean in terms of service?
Swrd1: I was born here?
[CURIOSITY]: (Uh yeah, please don’t break the little guy)
[CURIOSITY]: (they’re natives so they don't know everything going on at present)
[CURIOSITY]: (basically this is just a [WORLD] they opted into being in for better karmic gains)
[CURIOSITY]: (not everyone keeps their old memories when passing over)
> SVilHQ says some things
[CURIOSITY]: OH this is the cardboard cutout guy
[CURIOSITY]: To your credit, yes, mass murder of a subspecies can be seen as genocide
[CURIOSITY]: But, if you had a fungal parasite on your head that you knew was sentient
[CURIOSITY]: And that if it separated from you, would die, but if it stayed with you would kill you
[CURIOSITY]: Would you let it just kill you?
[CURIOSITY]: If you found a way to separate it and let it live
[CURIOSITY]: Even if it cost all of your limbs, leaving you quadriplegic, would you?
[CURIOSITY]: If letting this one thing live would do that to everyone you would EVER know
[CURIOSITY]: Are you truly enough of a saint to let it happen?
> SVilHQ has a question for [HOPE], but it has been blocked as they are not a player
> [CURIOSITY] Makes sure that only the players can hear the following
[CURIOSITY]: I’ll answer that one, yeah, let them consume this world
[CURIOSITY]: Consume the souls of all who inhabit it
[CURIOSITY]: And spread their infectious “pollen” to other worlds
[CURIOSITY]: Everyone here willingly, sans the players, because they’re essentially hired help
[CURIOSITY]: Understood these risks upon reincarnating to this world
[CURIOSITY]: High risk, high reward
[CURIOSITY]: And the kblins and other refugees that refused to leave have the opportunity to fight to claim the world
[CURIOSITY]: Okay, so, shopping anyone?
[CURIOSITY]: Gimme your Karma, I have to go soon.
> Please confirm your purchases
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