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1044201 No. 1044201 ID: 4b11a7

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No. 1044202 ID: 4b11a7
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1044202

*RING RING RING*
"It's 9:00AM", your phone blares at you.
You are an hour late for work.
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No. 1044203 ID: 4b11a7
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1044203

You hit the snooze on the alarm, still in that stupid-sleepy state.
"Its 9:05AM". The phone shouts at you.
You awake instantly, realizing what it just said.
You are 1 hours, 5 minutes late for work.
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No. 1044204 ID: 4b11a7
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1044204

"Oh my god.... I am so fucking fired."
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No. 1044205 ID: 4b11a7
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1044205

You dart out of bed, looking for some clean clothes to wear
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No. 1044206 ID: 4b11a7
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1044206

"Not exactly the best... but smells clean enough"
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No. 1044207 ID: 4b11a7
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1044207

MOM: "Honey, Aren't you late for work?"
"YEAH MOM, HEADING OUT NOW!"
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No. 1044208 ID: 4b11a7
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1044208

MOM: "Bye, have a good day!"
"Thanks, bye cya love you!!"
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No. 1044209 ID: 4b11a7
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1044209

MOM: "Don't forget your jacket and hat, it'll be cold tonight!"
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No. 1044210 ID: 4b11a7
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1044210

You wait at the subway station.
It is a 15 minute trip to your job. You are 1 hour and 20 minutes late for work.
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No. 1044211 ID: 4b11a7
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1044211

luckily the train arrives right on time.
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No. 1044212 ID: 4b11a7
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1044212

Theres a lot of strange people on the subway today.
You just try to avoid eye contact.
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No. 1044213 ID: 4b11a7
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1044213

A sketchy acting fella gets on the train.
He darts his eyes from face to face.
He pulls out a gun and tells everyone to hand over their wallets.
You wallet has your id to get into your work building.
You've lost it 3 times already and your supervisor has gotten annoyed with you about it.
Oh, also it has all your money in it. ALL of it
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No. 1044214 ID: e7c7d3

Utilize change as pocket sand. Nickels and pennies to the face! Dive out of the bus while he's distracted
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No. 1044216 ID: bc8f56

Throw coin at the creature's eyes, ask people to help while you bite his face.
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No. 1044218 ID: b72873

Hide under the chairs while he is distracted with the other passengers
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No. 1044219 ID: 708905

>>1044213
Grab your knees and start rocking and wailing, surely he wouldn't shoot someone 3ho appears mentally unwell
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No. 1044224 ID: 15c72a

>>1044213
Take everything out of your wallet, hand over your now empty wallet. Wait, actually leave a little money in it so he doesn't get suspicious.
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No. 1044225 ID: 894419

>>1044213
Take off your pants right now and stow them under the bus seat with your wallet, be subtle. Then just act like you were in boxers this whole time as uh... a fashion statement
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No. 1044321 ID: 4b11a7
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1044321

How embarrassing!!
But If you get fired today, that'll be the 6th job this year! You'll never get another job in this town again :(
You do it. Subtly, you take your pants off and hide them under your seat.

The subway robber goes from seat to seat, taking the wallets of the rest of the passengers.
You try to act normal as he approaches you.

"Hey, Hey man, no need for violence okay? Just enjoying the public transportation here, alright?"
Robber: "Shut up. Give me your wall--"
He notices your lack of pants.
Robber: "What the hell? You some kind of pervert? a freak?"
"N-No! I just uh... for...got my pants at --"
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No. 1044322 ID: 4b11a7
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1044322

Robber: "Shut the fuck up!!"
His eyes dart wildly, he points the gun at you!
Robber: "GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING WALLET!! AND THAT HAT!"
"M-my hat?? M-my m-mom gave me t-this h-hat!"
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No. 1044323 ID: 4b11a7
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1044323

The robber gets even more upset, the crazy in his eyes are apparent. Probably on multiple drugs right now.
Just as it looks like the robber is about to do something he'll regret, the subway train arrives at it's stop, and a police officer rushes in, tackling the robber to the ground
The officer wrestles the gun from the robber's hands, and as he handcuffs him says to you "Nice work kid, pretending to be a stupid pervert distracted this creep just long enough for us to get here. Been trying to get a hold of this guy for months."
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No. 1044324 ID: 4b11a7
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1044324

You can't really process what is going on right now. Why did you take your pants off??
You don't want to think about this right now. It's your stop, you push past and run out the door.
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No. 1044325 ID: 4b11a7
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1044325

Reporter: "Sir,Sir!! Carl Robson here with Channel 32 News! That whole interaction was livestreamed by a fellow passenger on the subway you were just on."
Reporter: "Due to your quick thinking, authorities have finally been able to capture the Subway Bandit, a crazed lunatic criminal that has been on a subway crime spree for the past 6 months all over the country!"
Reporter: "Having stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars in wallets and 2 shootings, you've really done a service helping put this lunatic behind bars!"
Reporter: "Please, Is there anything you'd like to tell the country watching us LIVE right now?"
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No. 1044326 ID: e5709d

Say something extremely liberal but properly fact-checked.
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No. 1044327 ID: 15c72a

>>1044325
"Be excellent to each other."
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No. 1044330 ID: 894419

>>1044325
Think laterally and avoid public transit at all costs!
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No. 1044496 ID: f34855

"We need more security in our public transports. Support your local make-better-police-stuff fund today."
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No. 1044499 ID: e5709d

>>1044496
*DROPKICK WITH A CHANCE OF RAINBOW+RAIN*
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No. 1044535 ID: f34855

>>1044499
It's a make the police better fund, not a give them more bullets fund, calm down!
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