Kloprak?

Lavenkal

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)16:37 No. 103857 ID: 012846
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"AND ALL ACROSS THE LAND SHALL KNOW HIM AND FEAR THE NAME OF SUMONNOMON! NOW COME YOU BEAST COME AND SUBMIT TO MY WILL."

Stumpy Helmet Mage, from the Stumped Tree City

>>103857
you have now realized that sumonnomon is summonner + mon

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)16:41 No. 103862 ID: 012846
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"AH-HAHAHAHA YES COME COME AND SUMBIT Tooo me... huh"

...

"Maybe I did it wrong."

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)16:45 No. 103864 ID: 012846
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"Maybe I should kill it before anyone sees it, looks sort-of useless... Does it... DO anything?"

>>103862
name summon Stumpy Helmet Servant. repeat summon until you get exausted

>>103864
If you remembered to give it lungs this time it might be able to breath...

Sumonnomon hug KARPOLK

You shall not stand for such disrespect. RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS!

feed RARE CANDY to summon.

begin pokemon journey.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)16:55 No. 103873 ID: 012846
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"Im sure I gave it lungs... hm... VERY WELL THIS WILL DO. COME SUMONNOMON. WE WILL SHOW LORD EVERTIDE YOUR GLORY..."

..."And stop hugging me"

>>103850
Uh, are we Karpolk or Sumonomon here?

If the latter, do a dance. DANCE I SAY.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)17:03 No. 103877 ID: 012846
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"Mighty Sumonnomon, Go for your master Karpolk, who is I. And I am MIGHTIER than you. SO OBEY ME. NOW GO TO THE STOREROOM AND GATHER MY PACK SO THAT WE MAY LEAVE TO SEE LORD EVERTIDE"

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)17:04 No. 103879 ID: 012846
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After a moment of Sumonnomon staring blankly he scribbles a rough house layout.

alright. spill what you remember of recent events and trace out some short term goal.

eventually, build uber summon and give it the orb of infitite psyche

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)17:11 No. 103883 ID: 012846
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As Sumonnomon tap dances out of the Summoning room and into the main hall he recounts his last memories. He remembers white space and other versions of himself aimlessly wondering about an open white plane. His only goals now are to obey and gain shoes and maybe a hat if he comes across one, as he is naked and somewhat bashful of his bareness.

>>103883
well this sucks. can we talk?

take the longest way to the storeroom. and by longest i mean get lost exploring the hall and his bedroom

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)17:24 No. 103889 ID: 012846
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Sumonnomon stops mid tap, opening his mouth and shouting as loud as he can "DICKS" hearing his own high-pitched squeak of a voice through the hall before he moves on.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)17:25 No. 103890 ID: 012846
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He comes to the main hall.

bedroom. we can pass as for stupid if he catches us there.

also, are we one of the voices from the orb?

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)17:38 No. 103894 ID: 012846
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Entering into the bedroom Sumonnomoner blinks a few times wanting to shout out more swearwords. But sadly it looks like there is something sleeping in Karpolk's bed, and it'd be rude to wake them up. There is a chest behind him and something under the bed. Also the painting looks a bit off. Could be a picture of Karpolk if he was bald and female.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)17:40 No. 103896 ID: 012846
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Orb?

must be karpolk's mom

>>103897
realistically, must be his dad.

look for any magic boook we may snatch to learnmagic from. take a peek at what is under the bed and go to the storeroom.

Throw some books around.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)17:59 No. 103910 ID: 012846
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We’ll compromise. Sumonnomoner agrees that it is Karpolk’s mother. And in an act of defiance again his new master he picks up a magic book which may provide benefit to Sumonnomer from the shelf behind him and hurls it at the mound that is Karpolk’s mother dearest. He starts to move to look under the bed with a new bad-ass attitude when the sheets begin to rustle angrily.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)18:00 No. 103912 ID: 012846
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The being pops hits head out from the sheets “Ow!” It chirps, rubbing its head. This looks like Karpolk’s succubus. The book falls limply to the ground next to the bed.

>>103912
Yell DICKS at it.

Put your arm down and stare at her rack.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)18:06 No. 103918 ID: 012846
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Sumomonnomer yells dicks as loud as he can at the succubus. It looks confused. He also takes a peak at its rack, like a horny teenager his mind utters the phrase ‘niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiceeeeee’

>>103912
yay for ADD. scream BOOBS instead of dicks, look under bed, if she complains say that master was calling her

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)18:25 No. 103931 ID: 012846
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The succubus moves out of the bed, look down at Sumomonnom. “Are you meant to be in here, little one?” to which Sumomonnom wittedly replies ‘...Boobs’ before rushing forward to look under the bed. The succubus seems terrified as you dive by her dress, fishing your hand under the bed hungrily for items.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)18:26 No. 103933 ID: 012846
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ITEM FOUND: Kris, it’s cold to the touch and there are little dried dots of blood about the handle.

Place Kris on floor. Run in circles around it excitedly shouting "Yay! Yay! Yay!"

Yell ASS while running out and going to Storage.

get the book we flinged at her, hide kriss inside it.

get to storeroom. gotta geet time to read later

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)18:42 No. 103947 ID: 012846
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ITEM FOUND: Tome of Learnings. Being illiterate this book allows you to read by reading it. It’s confusing.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)18:42 No. 103948 ID: 012846
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Picking up the book he flogged earlier on his way back up, his head moving across the succubus’s dress as he does so starts its screaming. And scream it did. Like the alpha-male you are you take the Kris in one hand and book in the other and wave them threateningly as you make your exit to the storeroom but not before yelling ‘ASS’ over her screaming while running in circles to show her your fury.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)18:53 No. 103957 ID: 012846
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Sumomonnom finds himself back in the main hall, from behind he can see the succubus fleeing to the storeroom, still screaming. Sumomonnom enters into the storeroom and looks around. There are lots of crates, which are labelled ‘Fruit’ and ‘Orbs’ there is a pre-packed backpack sitting in the corner.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)18:55 No. 103959 ID: 012846
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(Succubus fleeing to the SUMMONING ROOM*)

>>103957
Grab the pack. Be nosy and open the ORBS crate.

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)19:05 No. 103969 ID: 012846
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Grabbing the pack and throwing it over his shoulder, Sumomonnom looks over at the Orb’s crate and can’t help but take a peek inside. Going to the side and opening the lit a bright puff of smoke hits his eyes. Stumbling back with a bizarre expression Sumomonnom wonders if he should go back to Karpolk or assert his alpha-male minion bad-assery all over this crate.

>>103969
Better not. We've gotten into enough trouble already. Return with the pack.

Break the that bastard open and smash it to bits, then give it the finger.

>>103969
no point in stopping. the suck-a-bus will get master on us, could as well do some exploring

Vinvin 2010/01/02(Sat)19:36 No. 104010 ID: 012846
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Taking a deep breath, he resists the urge to smash the box. Turning, being the better minion he moves back into the main hall. As he returns slowly to Karpolk’s summoning chamber he can’t help but imagine how great it would of felt. That feeble wood would have been no match for Sumomonnom’s might, broken orbs and splitters would be all that was left from his rampage. It will surely be written into history as the world’s most one-sided fight, and how manly it was crushing the orbs of the enemy under his mighty footpad. Victorious he would give the wreckage the finger left.
Sadly that imagining only lasted the short return trip to the summoning room, there in the dank ritual ready room stood Karpolk holding the crying succubus, which apparently after years of ‘service’ to the warlock has made it lose its edge. Or, even better, the sheer might of Sumomonnom has broken its proud spirit and thus reduced it to tears. Excellent. Karpolk can surely see now that Sumononnom is more than worthy to be his minion, after all, he just imagined the shit out of smashing that crate apart.
Karpolk didn’t see it that way, grabbing Sumomonnom by the head and using all his warlock strength, hurled Sumomonnom out the tower’s window. Pack and all.

(My computer crashed, lost my templates. Summing it up here, part II will be around soon)

do we still have the book and dagger?

commence reading like a idiot learning to read.