You awaken. You find that you are unable to remember anything. You think that would make for a cheap plot trick in a story. It is very dark and cramped in here. You feel pressure on your right side. What do you do?
Punch those stupid glowy things and then curse at them for hurting your hand.
try pressing those lights
You punch the first light. The lights flicker on. You appear to be in a small box. Ow! #@&%*#! >>102901 Unfortunately you only have your novelty Transmetropolitan™ sunglasses.
oh god what
>>102904 Well good news first. You're not buried alive, unless they bury people standing up where you're from. Check around for a door or any other opening.
Punch everything.
You punch the second button. You feel the floor give from beneath you.
>>102908 Well fuck, that's potentially bad. Try falling in a hardboiled manner in the hopes of impressing whoever locked you up.
Your fall is interrupted by the most fearsome ninja-landing you can muster.
And now I must away to work.
In expectation of your return... PLAYER INPUT COMMAND> Examine Surroundings Examine SELF, take stock of INVENTORY, develop idea of physical appearance and various abilities Examine Glasses