"Stop, you troll... stop ruining my quest..."
"Agh!"
Gnomequest?
Eat tie. Eat glasses. Eat grass.
Acquire glasses. I am so blind without them.
CALL IN AIR SUPPORT!
>>101522 Shoot down the UAV!
>>101523 BUT THEY HAVE NUKE BOOSTERS OH MY GO- Examine surroundings.
Examine self
Go GM sum Spirit of the Century.
Backstory! Who'd Gnome troll?
"Glasses acquired. ...Now what the fuck am I looking at."
A FUCKING CASTLE. Get over there.
>>101537 You appear to be in a coliseum. Prepare to fight to the death.
>>101537 A gate without any guards at all! COMMON SENSE TELLS ME TO ENTER.
>>101537 CASTLE DORKENSTEIN
>>101537 Who cares what it is? All that matters is that you go inside it.
oh god, you can see infinity!
You walk through the gate.
>>101571 Knock on the front door, see who is home.
>Backstory "Last thing I remember is falling asleep next to my shiny new tablet, then I woke up here."
>>101573 NEXT TO or ON your tablet?
>>101574 NEXT TO, of course. Sleeping ON a tablet would destroy it. Knock on the door. Ring on the bell. Tap on the window, too!
Oh god Gnome is so cute Find a sexy older woman and get raped.
Wake up.
Open your mouth wide and Yell "HELLO? ANYONE THERE?"
>>101577 Quiet you! We're here to enjoy Gnome's dreams, as told be not-Gnome.
"HELLO? ANYONE THERE?"
>Find a sexy older woman and get raped. "Oh god, I'm soooooooooo getting raped."
Nothing happening?
>>101606 USE YOUR HEAD!
"May I ask to whom you are speaking, sir?"
>>101620 Your crazy headvoices.
>>101620 Just stammer and stare at her boobs.
>>101620 "I was saying that I was getting raped. Oh, wait, my watch is about five minutes fast." Then, wink and point your pointer fingers at her.
>>101620 Insert face A into cleavage B!
>>101624 I do hope you realize she looks like Sakuya... ... If so, we're really gonna get raped. ;.;
>>101626 It's not like it's real...
>>101630 If that occurs in Gnome's dream, then that means he's totally into it anyway.
hey wait, is that sakuya.
THEN WHO WAS HONG!
>>101623 "Hubuguwha?" "And may I ask if you have an appointment?"
>>101626
"Uhh... I'm here to see Patchy?"
Say you're too busy staring at her boobs to answer her question.
>>101740 This cannot go wrong.
Is that a uniboob?
"...boobs." "I'm sorry?" "Uhh... I'm here to see Patchy?" "Very well."
"Miss Knowledge is in the library, behind the stairs. I will be in the kitchen, should you need anything. Please knock before entering the kitchen. Please do not wander."
>>101818 [To clarify, feel free to pick any path you want, Sakuya has already left.]
Well everyone knows Gnome loves Patchy. First, panic. Then, go behind the stairs.
Go left
>>101833 Going with this. :3
You enter the library, and begin to search for Patchouli.
You wander.
And wander.
You have found Patchouli.
>>102020 "So... Patchouli x Flan OTP?"
>>102021 I hope so.
Strangle it.
"Patchouli" sounds like some sort of noodles, so let's ignore any evidence to the contrary and assume that this is what Patchouli means. Eat Patchouli.
>>102162 Gnome's a classy guy. not without dinner and a m-- wait, she's into books. Not without dinner and poetry first. :3c
>>102203 Before dinner, there is business to attend to. "Excuse me, Miss Knowledge - do you mind if I call you Patchy? There's this troll I'm trying to bring justice to, would you be able to help?"
OHGODDONTLICKHER
"So... Patchouli x Flan OTP?"
"Who are you, and how did you sneak into my library?"
>>107284 Introduce yourself as Gnome look-a-like, and you're one sauve motherfucker.
>>107284 I'm the father of your children, Patchy. Your *future* children.
>>107284 Use her pudding body to sculpt boobs. Smile lewdly. Do this after introducing yourself as Gnome, Suave Motherfucker, if possible.
>>107284 Rape Patchouli tenderly~