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Calling Petal
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Crew Quarters D
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"Good morning, Mr. Seric. Your request for a crew transfer has been reviewed and accepted."
God my head is killing me. I can barely remember my own name. Soto. Right. Okay, got it.
The Captain sure can drink. Not sure how I got back to my dorm.
"After lengthy review and discussion by the Head of Personnel with departmental heads, we have decided you are to be reassigned to:"
(PLEASE VOTE)
1. "Engineering, despite your lack of experience. You will be shadowing engineer Larity Engineborn, one of the department's finest, for on-the-job training."
2. "Medbay, even with your lack of evidence of medical training whatsoever. You will receive training from Starfruit Propolishive, who is not the best in the department, but the least critical available medical doctor."
3. "Research, given a general recommendation by your designer, geneticist Lin Lianya, who you will be working under."
4. "Hydroponics, under the insistence that you be taught the requisite skills by botanist Cherry Waxhive."
5. "Security, and there has been no recommendation for a colleague to receive advice from, simply a note from the Head of Security to, in his words, 'please use your fucking brain and you'll be doing better than the majority of them."
6. "Custodial Duty. My mistake, it appears this is your current role already. You are still assigned a janitor by the name of Tears-In-Fire to receive training from."
7. "Nothing. We have determined you are completely functionless on this station and you are to be immediately repurposed as silicon assets. Please remain calm, as the doors are locked."
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