>Mascot costume
Welp, if there's anyone in there, that poor sod seems overcome. Maybe there's a clue or something in the menu. Double-check you can't tap at one of the numbers/scribbles to get a reaction.

Actually, study the menu closer. Anything stand out? Like, is this a cipher that reads "kill me, kill me, kille meeeeee" or something?

>to burg or not to burg
You once said you'd die for a good burger.

Take an exploratory bite to see if this fog-messed world has managed to conjure you up a good burger. Be ready to die for it.

The burger exist by the power of a reality bending mutant. It does not follow the normal rules of burgers. Or food, really.

CONSUME

Don't eat it unless your tea-doctor gives two wings up.

S...Sodoku Menu?

>>1001777
Is that real fucking lettuce and cheese? No way right, unless this place had a freezer full of this stuff that nobody looted yet. If it's real cheese then its probably real beef.

What are you now? A Chicken? Eat the cursed-suspicious-potentially-poisoned burger! If conservants and colorants haven't killed you in the old world this is not going to even give heartburn.

>>1001777
You know what? You’re [Resilient-] enough to resist any bad effects that may come from eating this. So I think you should be fine if you eat this burger.

Go ahead and take a bite.

1/2 Heretic 2021/05/27(Thu)05:00 No. 1001894 ID: 8fb3ba
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>study the menu closer. Anything stand out?
Uh…No, just scribbles and goo.

2/2 Heretic 2021/05/27(Thu)05:01 No. 1001896 ID: 8fb3ba
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>Eat
It looks like it has actual lettuce and cheese, that means the beef must be real too right? It has been a while since I've had an actual burger…

>You’re [Resilient-] enough to resist any bad effects that may come from eating this. So I think you should be fine if you eat this burger.
Yeah, If anything's gonna kill me it's not gonna be a beef patty.

>The burger looks moth colored. Try a bite
What the hell do you mean "moth colored"? Since when are moths appetizing to eat?

Whatever, I take a bite of the burger…It doesn't taste bad, not as bad as I remember them tasting anyway. After one bite I don't feel sick, or any ill effects. I continue eating until there's nothing left. I don't even realize that Coraline's been staring at me the entire time while I eat. I wish I had some fries with that, but other wise it was the best meal I've had in years.

Rita is [Well-Fed]
[Well-Fed]: Bonus to attacking and defending, +10% Temporary Health until hungry again.

Coraline goes back into the kitchen and does…whatever she does back there. Now that I'm done eating I'm immediately aware of my surroundings again, and I realize at any other point in my life eating food from someone in a mascot outfit in a run down building would certainly lead to food poisoning or worse.

fuck yeah

you could do a quick scouting of the place to see if they have any spare parts you can snag, and then check out the arcade machines. Particularly one that seems to dispense tickets.

Now to play the arcade and see if we grow any extra limbs as this thing suggests

>>1001906
Yeah, sure. See what the arcade is like.

And say thanks for the burger, even if she doesn't respond. Politeness can't hurt.

Well, you are not dead, so that is good.

I am at aloss as for what to do in this palce. Benny sounds like bad news, but the rest... not so much. The food is a lotery ticket.

So i really don't know what to do about this place? Should we keep looking?

>>1001896
Let’s look around the arcade.

Arcade is probably the best place aside from the kitchen to scrounge for spare parts or general salvage. Let's see what we find in there.

>Damn good burger, food poisoning in any other time and place
Yeah, sounds like a shouted thanks is in order. For multiple reasons.

>Menu
The grey text reads up 1 through 33 (although 5 and 6 is repeated twice) and then "WELCOME". Hard to say about the red, there seems to be words in there, but can't make out what. Blue seems to be, hm... just squiggles and drawings? I think I see a burger drawn in there, actually. And the black goop is, of course, the black goop.

I think... multiple people may have had a hand in creating the menu? Like, several of the animatronics. The grey that counts up to "Welcome" might be our greeter buddy Charlie. The blue with the burger drawing is probably Coraline.

We've yet to meet red and black. Odds are Black is Benny, the nest. Charlie said there were other animatronics, so... perhaps one more is cognizant enough to add to the menu? Our Mr. Red.

>Eyes behind you
You've got a lurker following you, seems. More'n a head taller'n you. Or he's hanging from the ceiling or something. Could try to call 'em out, ask about the situation with Benny, but don't follow 'em. The less well disposed animatronics were hanging around outside the main areas.

Anyway, if you can't call 'em out, head for the arcade. Always do the sidequests before poking at the main stuff!

You've got a voyeur. Shed some light on them and back away a bit, but I wouldn't lash out at them aside from a quick "shit, don't scare me like that;" if Charlie's to be believed, no one in the main areas are dangerous.

Hey, if it's made from human flesh? You've done worse for less.

Follow Coraline and offer an alliance of sorts; you can help her clean the place up, fix some of the mechanics, and even study Charlie so we can find a way to make him less violent, if she offers you and your people a steady supply of this delicious food.

You got some eyes behind you. Not sure if those are supposed to be Coraline's, but if they aren't, I'd see whose they are

>>1001896
If you end up in a fight, don't use your chain flail because that won't be effective against these machines.

Your mace is what you'll need to use, since it'll be more effective here.

1/2 Heretic 2021/05/28(Fri)09:16 No. 1002004 ID: 8fb3ba
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>You've got a lurker following you, seems. More'n a head taller'n you. Or he's hanging from the ceiling or something. Could try to call 'em out
I turn and check behind me, I look up into the darkness…Having one eye is making this harder. I call out to whatever could be in the dark.
RITA: Hello!?

No response. I don't even hear movement.

I thank Coraline and shuffle over to the arcade. A lot of the machines are busted but I still hear the buzzing of a few operating ones. While I'm looking over the few that still work I can hear a voice call out to me.

???: Hey! Over hear! End of the aisle!

2/2 Heretic 2021/05/28(Fri)09:16 No. 1002005 ID: 8fb3ba
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I can see what's at the end of the aisle. It's another old arcade cabinet, I creep towards it. At first I assume the machine is off from the black screen, but as move closer I realize there's something moving on the screen. What looks like two bloated severed eyes float around on the cabinets monitor, but by the way they move I can tell it's not some sort of screen saver; The eyes are inside the machine, floating around in watery black sludge like fish in an aquarium.
As I stare at the disembodies eyes the same voice from before comes from the machine.

???: He-Hey! Look at you! All dangerous lookin' with the whole wasteland look. I love it! Exactly what I'm lookin' for.
RITA: W-who are-
KAB: Call me Kab 'kay? Listen, don't pay attention to any of these games. They're boring! Especially for someone like you.
RITA: Some one like-
KAB: Yeah! I mean look at you. You're the kind of gal that lives and breathes violence! I can tell just from lookin' at ya. It's not like you try to hide it. You want a real fun game? I got a game for you, real challenging, exciting! You'll love it.
RITA: But-
KAB: My games like a scavenger hunt y'see? I got things I need ya to find for me so I…Anyway
RITA: I-
KAB: As for prizes…Well I'm an arcade machine so I only output tickets, BUT! I'm connected to this place you see. Not like those other shmucks, I can open things for you, Get you places! Meat bags like you love scavenging for garbage and stuff like that right? Well there's plenty of that sort of junk behind locked doors I can open!
KAB: So c'mon! You're down right? I already know you're interested. Go on, say you wanna play already!

ask him to prove that he can do something like that, I got a feeling that he aint got good things with the restaurant in mind

>Bloated severed eyes
Looks kinda like big glass eyes - maybe from an animatronic? From two different ones though, given the difference in color. That or the original was designed to have heterochromia.

>Kab
It wants parts, probably. For itself.

Arright, first things first. Calling people 'meat bags' is wrong - people are mostly water, so it should be calling meat bags "soup bags", if anything.

Secondly, it shouldn't sound so eager, it puts people off. The eyes floatin' about wildly don't exactly help, but maybe it can't help that.

>Boring games
Thirdly, you'll humor its hunt after you've tried some of these 'boring' games. It's been who knows how long since you actually -played- something genuinely digital, and you kinda don't want to give up the opportunity for a bit of ye olden times novelty. And if they're so boring you sure as heck won't play them long.

Actually, if it wants to list off the stuff it wants while you play that's fine.

>tickets
What even can tickets be used for these days? Opening doors sure sounds convenient, but that would mean getting in trouble with those who hang out at the periphery. Since there's intelligent critters around, you ain't exactly here to loot and burn the place, though you won't deny some of the stuff around here could be useful.

Where do you need my violence?

This... thing doesn't really expect you to tris it, right? It has "DANGER" writen all over it. What do we gain from this? What does "it" get from you helping it?

>>1002005
Cabinet Man...

Tell them you're interested but you don't want to make this place angry.

>>1002005
Rita, those eyeballs look kinda like the ones we saw when we told you that someone was behind you earlier.

If Kab is telling the truth about being connected to this place, then maybe those eyeballs move around everywhere so that he can keep watch of this whole place.

>>1002005
"I'm done hurting people for bad reasons."

Go check the other machines, see if there are any that feel nostalgic.

1/4 Heretic 2021/05/30(Sun)11:14 No. 1002142 ID: 8fb3ba
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RITA: You're looking for parts for yourself aren't you?
KAB: Oh am I that easy to read? Normally I'm so good at keeping things like that hidden, guess I'm just too excited; Heh heh…
RITA: I'm past hurting people for selfish reasons
KAB: Hey hey, ain't no one here a person! Besides, I'm not askin' you to hurt anyone like that chatterbox Charlie or sweet lil' Coraline over there. I ain't stupid, y'know don't shit where ya eat right? Still plenty a' things that ain't got no sense of mind that no one'd miss.

Kab's eyes drift listlessly around the inside of his cabinet
KAB: Plenty of "us" are too far gone to want anything but drift around and bitch and moan. If anything you'd be doin' em a mercy!
RITA: And what about pissin' this place off? From what I hear "Benny" has an influence over the place stronger than yours.
KAB: You think I'm gonna leave the heavy liftin all to you? I'll make sure Benny doesn't see anything I don't want him too! I'm trying to get somethin' out of this too! Can't chance fuckin' it all up if my meatbag dies
RITA: Alright, I'm not Your meatbag, A; B don't call me a meatbag at all, it's not very appealing
KAB: Ugh, Fine fleshy, but that does mean you're in right!?
RITA: Give me a minute, I'm thinking about it

2/4 Heretic 2021/05/30(Sun)11:14 No. 1002143 ID: 8fb3ba
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>you'll humor its hunt after you've tried some of these 'boring' games.
>Go check the other machines, see if there are any that feel nostalgic.
I walk back down the aisle of machines and choose one to play…Haven't heard of this one, looks old. I pop in one of the tokens Charlie gave me and play while Kab talks
RITA: What good are tickets here Kab?
KAB: That stupid puppet runs the prize counter, and he won't give up anything without trading them for tickets. Most of that stuff is junk, but sometimes he's got useful things: No idea how he manages to get that stuff though…
KAB: While you're looking at the games I'll go ahead and tell you what I'm looking for, y'know just in case you accept my offer. A lot of what I want is easy to find so I won't need you for it, I just need you for the tough stuff.

3/4 Heretic 2021/05/30(Sun)11:14 No. 1002144 ID: 8fb3ba
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KAB: Three pieces are all I need; A routing coil, a servo controller, and a motor shield.
RITA: I can get my resident nerd to sift through any electrical junk we have for you.
KAB: No! You can't! I need a certain brand of these components or else I won't be able to use 'em! And the best place to find those brands of machine parts are here! In the bodies of the other freaks stuck here!
KAB: One's in one of the backrooms, the old Rocket animatronic. I can open the door to maintenance and you can get in there to get him.

4/4 Heretic 2021/05/30(Sun)11:15 No. 1002145 ID: 8fb3ba
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This game seems pretty violent for a kids game, right up my alley. There's a bunch of backstory here I don't really care about; something something vampiric hitman, something something kill your target. The usual stuff. Games like this are made to eat through your tokens and it shows, it doesn't help that the machines a bit old and the buttons feel like they might be sticking.
KAB: Hey! Are you listening!? I swear you flesh-bags are obsessed with flashy screens, I'll never understand it! Anyway there are some targets I know have the parts I need and are way too far gone to be considered "people".
RITA: Mhm…

The whole draw of this game are the random abilities you can get from killing special enemies, but the longer you stay in a stage the higher the overall THREAT becomes as more forces come to stop you, so you've got to balance between time, hunting for abilities, and staying alive through all of it.
KAB: The Meanies, some weird character that I think were supposed to be like bad guys? One of them has a part I need, the orange one. They're always hiding though so I don't know how you'd find them. Next…

I'm immediately screwed since not a single actual living enemy with blood to drink has shown up. It's all robots, the THREATS already at level 2 and-
KAB: HEY! LADY!? ARE YOU INTERESTED IN THIS AT ALL? It's like nothing's changed! Look just tell me if you're gonna take this job or not? I'm not gonna run my mouth if you aren't going to listen.

Yeah Yeah I got'cha.
What about the last part, and go ahead and open up the door to the rocket while your at it.

One thing tho. Were yall people at one point, or did you only awaken with Benny and the fog?

"Don't get your eyestalks in a twist. Rocket in the can, Meanies hiding somewhere."

tell him you can multitask, so its cool

We are listen, all of us, don't need to get pissy. What about the third one?

Hrm, utterly randomized enemy generation is awful or intentionally awfully exploitative game design. This is a coin-thirster for sure, hardly worth further investment. Spending one of your chits for a test run ain't bad, the rest you can keep for later, maybe come back, try other things, or just waste 'em all seeing how far you can get on this one game.

>>1002145
>Obsessed with flashy screens
Tell it it's not like playing some of these games requires much of a brain. Really, the most winningest move is...

(step away from the controls and walk back over to Kab while the game keeps playing in the background)

... not to play. Cliché yeah, but stickin' around here too long is just gonna get Benny up your grill, right?

Really, the real win was getting the novelty of it. Plus the braggin' rights: your new life as a 'Post-Apocalyptic Gamer Girl' is gonna get at least one person you know a little envious you think (Dell would probably be all over an arcade).

And you were actually listening (or, well, you've got something that'll keep you reminded); it needs a routing coil, a servo controller, and a motor shield (descriptions of those would help, by the way). Bathroom has a Rocket animatronic (Who or what is Rocket?) and the orange Meanie is hidin' out somewhere. Are you correct in presuming making the enemy of one Meanie might make an enemy of 'em all? It should frontload facts like those when able.

>It's like nothing's changed!
Weren't the most popular machine, huh buddy? Actually... Kab was aware before the Fog? Or have memories from before? How's that even work? (Or if it wasn't referring to its time before the fog, why'd it expect something to have changed - and since what?)

>take this job or not?
Hm... sure. Quest accepted. You'll get its pieces. For the novelty of it, hopin' something interesting might come from it, and cuz' you had a good burger and you're feeling generous. You're not here to waste all of your tokens though, if it catches your drift. If things get awful and grindy you might bail.

You'll also get it one or two of its parts, but you'll want some answers to questions before you get the last. Like... what makes it think it can escape Benny's influence like it's clearly wanting to? And if it's escaping - or, if it has the smarts or guts, taking on Benny - it's gotta have some way of resisting or voiding the need for whatever's nested up in him's influence, sounds like. And if it has that, why not get more allies among the animatronics 'round here? Some might rally to it if it could offer a better solution to their current weird little existential quandary.

For all that this place is trying to creep you out and is clearly Fog-spawned, it sure is interesting.

>Do Kab's job
Backrooms where?

"Routing coil, servo controller, motor shield. Annoying rodent in the WC, orange ghost hiding... somewhere. And obviously, killing Benny voids everything, assuming I can even do that; my gut says he's above my current weight class. Anything I'm missing aside from that third piece and... what the reason for your present state is?"

1/3 Heretic 2021/06/01(Tue)08:53 No. 1002327 ID: 8fb3ba
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RITA: Rocket's in the back and Meanies are hiding, I HEAR you. Don't get pissy
KAB: Good…Last one is Old Man Riddles who was put in the basement.
RITA: I'm not supposed to go into the basement.
KAB: Look you don't need to kill Benny to get to Riddles; The door to the room he's in is close to the entrance, but it's locked. I can open if you get me the other parts, or you can try going 'round the long way to the alternate entrance. Granted you'd have to try to get around Benny but it's possible.
RITA: What're you trying to accomplish here exactly?
KAB: Just need a few parts, I'm an old arcade machine aren't I?

2/3 Heretic 2021/06/01(Tue)08:53 No. 1002328 ID: 8fb3ba
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>step away from the controls and walk back over to Kab
Why would I do that? I already used the token. Besides, predatory quarter munching aside the games still fun. Some robots drop blood packs sometimes, and there are items that lower my THREAT level if I use them right. I can manage just fine for a little while longer.

>Orange Meanie
RITA: Killing one meanie mean the rest will get mad correct?
KAB: I don't know how connected those lunatics are, maybe? You gotta worry about finding them first…So you'll help?
RITA: Until I get bored sure.

>Kab
RITA: So…Were you always sentient?
KAB: Of course not, but I remember when I wasn't. I wasn't aware before but now that I am I can process my unaware self's memories. Strange isn't it?

3/3 Heretic 2021/06/01(Tue)08:55 No. 1002329 ID: 8fb3ba
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>What do the parts look like
RITA: Can I get a description of what the parts look like?
KAB: You'll know 'em when you see 'em. Bright and still beepin' and all that.

Eventually I get cornered by three different enemies and a mixture of panic and stuck arcade cabinet buttons leads to a game over.
KAB: Alright you're done! Can we get to work now or what?

I kind of want to keep playing...

>For all that this place is trying to creep you out and is clearly Fog-spawned, it sure is interesting.
Dissecting rats in biology was interesting, doesn't mean it wasn't gross and I wanted to be doing something else...

I would say to embrace your inner gamer girl and continue until you beat the game but things need to be done.

>>1002330
Yeah sure, why not. If you can keep playing, give it a go. Tell Kab that you will do it, later, but if shit hits the fan, you are out of there.

> "...but I remember when I wasn't..."

Quick insight ask, did you came here in the past and mistreated the arcade games? I hope this is not a "Kids were bad with me" vendetta.

>>1002329
It might not be a good idea to keep playing. If you lose track of time, then it'll be night. That's when all of the doors lock and Benny comes out to hunt. You don't want to be stuck in here all night!

Let's go do Kab's job.

>strange, isn't it?
Sure is. Maybe everything actually has a mind of its own, but can't express it without whatever this black goop is.

>Play?
You shouldn't keep playing. Time gets nebulous when you play games and Benny comes out at night. If you were to do nothing else here, then maybe, but if you're to take Kab's deal, just take the novelty for what it was - fun, but temporary. If you leave the place standing, maybe you can come back for another go, later.

Accept Kab's deal, check on the backrooms.

>>1002329
Let's start with the bathroom. Nearby in case we need to bolt, and we know where it is.

Equip the piston mace.

>>1002329
Ask if he can get you a better light source? You can’t exactly look for things with your lighter.

If it's still early yet hit that continue button.
If you're burning daylight... Well... You need to finish this before nightfall.