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8848 No. 8848 ID: e707fd

Sure is INACTIVE IMAGEBOARD around here...

Okay, tg/tg/! In the interest of activity, I have a CONUNDRUM for you!

This is SUE.

She's LIKE A RABBIT MONSTER OR SOME SHIT but that's really neither here nor there.

What is important is that she wants a SANDWICH.

So I ask you, tg/tg/... ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH-- I mean, CAN YOU ACCOMPLISH THIS TASK BY WAY OF SIMPLE COMMANDS?

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No. 9261 ID: a4f3a2

>>9219
Is right. The more insane and incoherent anything is, the more fun it'll be.

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No. 9332 ID: bde1b8

>>9261
C'mon, Teedash, give us life!

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No. 9351 ID: 667c91
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9351

[Right!]

So hang on.

What was Sue going to do again?

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No. 9352 ID: 87583b

Uh, eat the sandwich and fall into a coma due to bad mayonnaise?

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No. 9353 ID: 667c91
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9353

>>9352

Sue already ate the sandwich, remember? And she was just napping due to lack of instructions, anyway. Nice try though.

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No. 9354 ID: bde1b8

>>9353
Sue was going to go to Misery's place and steal her car back!

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No. 9355 ID: 667c91
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9355

Right, let's go do that then.

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No. 9356 ID: bde1b8

>>9355
While we're on the way, lets ask Balrog where he lives.

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No. 9357 ID: 667c91
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9357

>>9355

Sue and the box guy arrive at a badly drawn strip mall. Never mind that they were clearly flying toward skyscrapers; that's hardly relevant now.

>>9356

Balrog shies away from the question.

... Hmm.

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No. 9358 ID: bde1b8

>>9357
Attempt to rob the Unsecure Loans building.

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No. 9359 ID: 5e7389

Is this Misery's place?

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No. 9360 ID: 64dd34

>>9358
use funds to lease store next door.

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No. 9362 ID: 667c91
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9362

>>9358

The place is easy enough to get into, but... there's not a lot here. There does seem to be a backroom behind the counter that was conveniently omitted from this image, and a nonfunctional computer monitor that's not plugged into anything.

Where's Sue's car, dammit?

>>9359

Yes, although most of the stuff that should be in here (like that one weird-looking roachy guy she employed) is missing.

>>9360

What funds?

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No. 9363 ID: bde1b8

>>9362
Use computer monitor to bash open back door!

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No. 9364 ID: 667c91
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9364

>>9363

It's not very effective...

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No. 9365 ID: 64dd34

>>9364
knock politely then

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No. 9367 ID: bde1b8

>>9365
And loudly ask if Misery is there, while you are at it.

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No. 9369 ID: 050aad

>>9363
>>9364
Use BALROG to bash open back door!

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No. 9376 ID: bde1b8

>>9364
Use BACK DOOR to bash open BALROG!

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No. 9377 ID: 9891a9

>>9364
Balrog OPEN DOOR to BACK use bash!

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No. 9403 ID: bde1b8

>664

back BALROG bash door open TO USE!

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No. 9468 ID: 7b81d5

Let's see if that bumping works.

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No. 9469 ID: 7b81d5

>>9468 Seems like it does.

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No. 9478 ID: 667c91
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9478

>>9369
>>9376
>>9377
>>9403

The door and surrounding wall are no match for Balrog!

[continued]

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No. 9480 ID: 667c91
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9480

...

Uh-oh.

In hindsight, Sue probably should've expected this... Any quick ideas?

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No. 9482 ID: 183b27

>>9480
Scream "terrorist" and lie face down on the floor.

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No. 9492 ID: b5c3b4

Offer to pay off your car using the money you stole from Quote.
The door was caused by Balrog and entirely his fault, so offer to loan him to Misery until he pays off his debt that you had nothing to do with.

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No. 9493 ID: b5c3b4

>>9480
"BALROG! HUG MISERY!"

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No. 9501 ID: 667c91
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9501

>>9493

In keeping with her personal philosophy of inflicting violence on others for fun and profit, Sue orders Balrog to, uh, "hug" Misery.

... Misery was not expecting this.

[Huzzah, this is the worst-looking image I've produced for this thing by far. I really need to work with pre-made backgrounds and such next time...]

[also continued]

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No. 9503 ID: 667c91
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9503

...

Wow, that was surprisingly effective.

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No. 9509 ID: 4470ad

>>9503
Ensure she didn't teleport out of the way.
If she didn't, search the body and backroom.
If she did, GTFO and regroup.

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No. 9510 ID: 4470ad

Anyone else suspicious about the red stuff in the fridge?
I have a sneaking suspicion about it's contents...

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No. 9512 ID: b5c3b4

>>9503
LOOT EVERYTHING.
Also, find your car.

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No. 9524 ID: 667c91
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9524

>>9509

Misery would appear to be safely flattened.

>>9509 again
>>9512

Sue would really like to do something or other, but the building appears to be falling apart.

...

For some reason.

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No. 9525 ID: bde1b8

>>9524
Hide underneath Balrog!

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No. 9526 ID: b5c3b4

>>9524
RUN. LEAVE THEM TO DIE.

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No. 9527 ID: 667c91
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9527

>>9526

Running does sound like an awfully good id--

OH NO THERE IS A BADLY DRAWN PIECE OF RUBBLE IN THE WAY ALL OF A SUDDEN.

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No. 9528 ID: bde1b8

>>9527
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR: HIDING UNDER BALROG!

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No. 9529 ID: 667c91
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9529

>>9528

Yeah, this isn't awkward or anything. At least Sue should be safe from falling building pieces here.

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No. 9530 ID: bde1b8

>>9529
Curl up and hope for the best/wait.

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No. 9531 ID: 667c91
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9531

>>9529

Oh, hey, it's Sue's car!

What sort of silly person puts a car in an attic? That sort of carelessness could lead to someone getting severely hurt!

...

Oh. Right.

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No. 9533 ID: bde1b8

>>9531
...Did we just die?

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No. 9534 ID: 9891a9

>>9533
Of course not, we're safely under Balrog, see?

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No. 9536 ID: b5c3b4

>>9531
SPECIAL ENDING
With dying strength, eat WEIRD RED SHIT.
Go totally Frenzy. Push Balrog off with increased super crazy strength.
Of course, you'll be super crazy then, so go out and kill random people until you're eventually shot to death by the police.
BAD END

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No. 9554 ID: d450b2
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9554

>>9536

Sue doesn't really seem to have a lot of options at this point, so...

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No. 9555 ID: d450b2
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9555

>>9554

Sue has no idea what's going on anymore...

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No. 9556 ID: 87583b

WAKE UP, SUE!

WAKE UP!

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No. 9557 ID: d450b2
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9557

>>9555

...And Sue finally regains sensory input only to discover that she's dying from multiple gunshot wounds in a pool of her own blood next to an apparently burning building because the author of this wreck can't come up with a better way to get this ended already.

BAD END.

However, bonus points for quite a bit of property damage and managing to get every character killed off. ... Okay, well, Balrog will probably be okay, but you get the point.

[Also, if you guys wouldn't mind telling me what you thought of this... it was pretty much a poorly-thought out test run mostly to see if I can draw something recognizable in a fairly short period of time (the answer being yes, although I wound up taking too long to update half the time anyway... at least it was for other reasons, I guess), and consequently I didn't really plot anything out. At all. And it shows. This should not be a problem for the next one.]

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No. 9562 ID: b5c3b4

>>9557
Well, I liked it. Would've been nice if posts had been more frequent, but it's tgchan, so no big deal.

Lack of plot can always be solved by letting the audience do stupid crazy shit. Which you did.
I think the only thing Sue objected to was carrying a hundred pounds of useless junk.

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No. 9570 ID: d450b2

>Would've been nice if posts had been more frequent

See, that's why I want to do this sort of thing in sessions, so I could designate a block of time where I'd be doing nothing but working on the quest.

Except, of course, when I tried that with this, lack of an audience started to become a problem. Admittedly, though, that was closer to right after the board had been put up, so it might work better now, given that a larger number of people seem to be posting here. I'll have to see, I guess.

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