when was the last time someone put a phone-sized video recorder module on a gun? Why do most armies refuse to do that as standard practice?

in a fit of dementia

Yuppie Bum is a 21st-century miser who lives in a cardboard house with necessities hand-delivered to him online.

You know, I wonder if you could make a buck by designing sturdy cardboard one-time use homes for the poor and selling them for 50 cents apiece.

I mean, they make cardboard hardware toys now.

What if we made a CAI individual that was compulsed to do quick maths all the time, like say 1+1=2 while walking on the street, and another CAI individual that was compulsed to calculate pseudorandom functions while walking on the street, and they make a digital baby

"Rescue? Uh-what? What - oh @#$%, is the CAI shrapped? How do I fix two hundred pounds of smoldering metal? Oh god oh god oh god *hyperventilating* uh Clarification mister Vanski?!"

>>11609
Keeping the lens clean under combat conditions is a maintenance burden, and even when working perfectly, it would generate an enormous amount of data, most of which would be of very little value. Where will that data be stored? Who will sort through it?

Angry angry anglers

Bow wowwowowow
I have stared into the cyberabyss for over three years. I have tainted my mind with the sludge of humanity. I have compared every diamond to this one morsel of mirth and found them inadequate, and now is the time, at long last, for an Overload.

PurpleCrumbs

Why is everything in 3D now?

I'm planning on doing the thing that is the thing

Censored for your penis

Brainsmile you're on game boy horror

There's nothing quite like stomping the familial pride out of a man. You can break a person in the most ethical way possible. Not that breaking a man is an act of virtue.

"It's okay, Azarthraine. I fap to the other Fire Hawks also."

polymorph sponge tits and pour milk into them to squeeeeez

crunchy sugar crunchy salt cold cold colt

RaccoonGuy 2018/10/20(Sat)12:55 No. 11630 ID: 9876c4
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>>11629
I have approximately no idea what I'm doing.

The versatility of the soda can double-bend is outweighed by the combustible effects of its chemical sealant

Weaponized healing magic fixes all the brain damage, causing enemies to take a long look at what they've done and develop PTSD. Also, healing ears to newborn condition means they're no longer resistant to explosions.

Slow and Steady wins the race.
Is he slow? Yep.
Is he steady? Not so much.

Ever dream up an expansion pack for a story that was already cancelled?

Taxi Cab Driver With A Shotgun
And no I have never watched that movie

You know, regular magic has been dead in our world for over 500 years. Maybe it never existed here in the first place. That hasn't stopped the churches from prosecuting would-be mages so their assets are conveniently available.

imagine a merchant princess had sex with a king... along with five thousand random schmucks. Now the king needs to legitimize the daughter that popped out,

I forgot to take my fiet pill. For butt fires.

"That was one of my sisters, and by sister I mean my cultist father's mad science breeding spawn. Basically, my father is a sick little man in a crowd that worships his debauchery, and he breeds women, both zealots and slaves (guess which one my mother was), so he can use his own children as test subjects and les enfantes terribles in the service of an eldritch god. So I would very much appreciate it if we all STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER FOR SOME STUPID SALTED TERRITORY AND POINT OUR GUNS AT THE CRAZY PEOPLE!"

They banned you? Why? Your comments are frequently better than most quests.

Soft Jazz music in the background make it stop

https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/912160.html#914044
Home row, kome. If you're gonna suggest something other than walking, you gotta say what it actually is or nobody will understand.

@#$% means fuck, ^&*( means shit. I decided I wanted to censor my swearing so that people know when I type my curses out with actual letters and no censoring I mean it.

The real panties they earned were each others' after dark.

Maybe she's a failed Rokoa clone soldier prototype attempt by simply raising the babies with the same sadistic torture used by Rokoa's mom. That would explain why she's been doped and slated for a neural overwrite by Rokoa tissue.

"Were you doing the hokey pokey?"
Wait a few seconds then literally do the hokey pokey dance

Why did my autocorrect suggest Kusarigama was spelled Madrigal?

Actually I think I can make a joke quest out of that. You know those old cartoons where a wizard asks for a spear and gets a pear? Well... that but add faulty autocorrect. Whoops, 'corrector'.

... Some universes would demand he should become your giant Schwanzstucker.

Would you like to schedule a reality modification so in five years he does become your giant throbbing Shwanzstucker?

Threaten to perform a mastectomy with your gun if she doesn't play nice.

See, this is why all the 'lesser' races hate your guts, you keep bashing in their social expectations with a +3 Warhammer of Eldritch Mold-Breaking. You're basically a physical, blabbering avatar of the actual incompetence and madness of their own gods.

They don't like being shown their rulers are insane. Now the poor Kells needs an OS reboot.

First rule of First Contact: tribal cultures meeting technologically advanced cultures will either (A) think you're supernatural, like gods and demons and other easily capitalizable stuff, or (B) get reeeal paranoid at how utterly insane you have become from cuddling your guns at night and that look in your eyes when they stare at their babies while there is a mystical four-pronged hand-held spear and a ceremonial salt shaker.

Presenting your scout as a rootin' tootin' axe-crazy outlaw who shows how horrible technology can be in the hands of the homicidally stupid, followed by a legion of disciplined, polite, and intellectually savvy colonists and diplomats who quickly "deal with" the scout, apologize, and then attempt to uplift the region, brings a major balance; first show what happens when the natives get ideas of simply stealing the technology from a tourist and playing with it (hint:BOOM), give them a general idea of the worst among your kind so they don't overexaggerate out of regular paranoia, and then smooth it over with an army that uses their powers wisely, deals with psychopaths abusing this stuff, and gives them a contrast between crazy outlaws and law-abiding colonists.

Deer 2019/02/24(Sun)11:37 No. 11701 ID: d43602
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Kome, fwiw, you're always welcome on my threads. Your suggestions brighten my day.

Echoing Deer's sentiments. I enjoy your suggestions, Kome, and you're always welcome in my quests.

I do enjoy your suggestions, since it's something Emils can do too, so it gives me insight on suggestions with no concept of right or wrong.

Fourth'ed, Kome. Keep on keeping on. I'll always be happy to see your suggestions in my quests.

Bunny bunny bunny puppy puppy bunny puppy puppy bunny bunny bunny bunny bunnybunnybunybbybybybyybybybyybybyby

Can you guess what my faaavorite pet izz?

Thanks for your first suggestion. Took me a minute to even realize what you were talking about; I would have loved to do it but, it would have required entirely restructuring what little 'story' I have cooked up.
As for the second, well-- Stick knows too much to be tripped up by that.

your favorite pet is probably a chinchilla obviously.

... Okay fine, Jesus Christ The Third ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI You heretic]]! Literally. You're a demon from hell.)

I am thinking of making a better thought out quest starting from >>/quest/926179 and am requesting your thoughts on the idea.
Let me know if you don't want these messages here and I'll delete them. I haven't figured out how to connect to the IRC and don't even know if you are active there

>>11727
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/#tgchan
He's not, but if you wanted to visit anyway just follow this and give yourself a name.

I had a dream about you kome. We were main characters in a JRPG. 

There was a cute robot girl who was supposed to be the protector of the world but this floating guy made her go crazy to sheer away the Earth's crust and get at a magical core at the center of the planet. I was a magical ostrichlike bird monster who was her friend after she lost her memories and you were a shounen anime hero with six pack abs, a ridoculously large sword, and a brown wolf's head pelt cowl. Another party member was a guy in scrubs and a surgical mask with a buzzcut and very small eyes who I think was the party healer. There were two others I forget. The game was created by somebody named Goblin King who posted in this thread and isekaid four people into it. Two of them were us, one of them had an R at the front of their name and was the doctor kid, and I forget the other. 

At the final boss battle the robot had gone evil and was destroying the world, so you run up to the big bad and then stop when he doesn't flinch. You declare he is an illusion, then get cut in half. The dream ended there because my alarm went off.

>>11761
That’s not even a dream, that’s just what Kome does in the fourth dimension when he’s not on TGchan.