Riotmode 2015/10/19(Mon)01:47 No. 95642 ID: f56624
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BRr̈r̈üc̈O ẅḧäẗ ẗḧë f̈üüü c̈k̈

Riotmode 2015/10/19(Mon)01:51 No. 95643 ID: f56624
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>>95642
also, here's the same image parsed through audacity into a digital fart

>>/quest/678139
>spirit's terms actually are fulfilled by someone else
Get rekt.

>>/quest/678141
No sympathy, huh kome? It wasn't just the one night of domestic violence that brought this on. And contracts still can't be negotiated like that.

And she had to look that buckle in the eye every time she summoned a spirit, too. Harsh.

is marriage sorcery gonna be a one-shot or a long one?
pls god i need more than one thread of this

>>98571
Good question!
I'm very tempted to make it longer, but after this thread I'm focusing in on SotW for a while. Maybe after that.

>>98572
encourages

Biscuit and Strudel get Baked is quickly becoming my favourite quest ngl

encouraging as well i love this quest!

I love EQ, SotW, and BaSaM, so getting more of them just makes me happy.

So yeah if any slowpoke is wondering where Bruco and Strela the thread went: its over

Thank u for reading!!! Will there be another one??? I'd like to but not for a while!!!!

Love Brom

>>99120

Thank you Brom for a great story!

Riotmode 2016/04/13(Wed)23:42 No. 99126 ID: 35151f
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How will I ever cope with the Loss of such loveable characters as these?

>>99120
Love you too, Brom!

>>99126
How dare u

>>99120
;a; I loved this so much

Alright, we're back!

So, is tricking a spirit out of its deal and gaining a cantrip good or bad for the spirits' effort against the slings and arrows of outrageous ill fortune?

HOLY TOMATO BISQUE

"THE ADVENTURES OF CAT-WIFE AND MONKEY-MAN IN SPACE"

I just realized something about what Blockage said.
>And ya CAN'T tell your wife I need that.

... But He could Tell someone else, who could tell Stella, since Bruco wouldn't actually be telling her anything.

Once Stella is on board with the remaining requirements, a proper cantrip trap can be developed.

I feel like trapping the spirit of contraception could be insanely powerful.
The Corsairs Depend on the Tyrant star to reproduce, yes? What if it suddenly became barren at our whim?

>>100392
Not particularly. They still have a home planet, there's no indication Blockage is powerful enough to do that, and he's said he works by stopping the sperm from coming out of the testicles, so realistically we could probably make one male Corsair sterile at a time.

>>100399
This is a real possibility. However he is a spirit of contraception, so there might be a chance. Even if cant do something so grand' more cantrips are always a good thing, and I don't see why we shouldn't try to capture him. especially since he gave us so much time to do so.

>>100402
True, but given that he's in our balls I don't like thinking about what capturing him might involve doing to Bruco. I'm pretty sure regrowing bits would be super expensive.

>>100404
What? You only need one. I doubt repairing an extraneous part could be THAT expensive.

BTW for anyone who is like Who The Heck are these Corsairs they are from an old one shot of mine


http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/549461.html

>>100886
Classic. Total classic.
Your quests are damn addictive, Brom.

>>100886
*bangs hands on desk* more of the kickass skull-wound corsair whose name I keep forgetting!

Spirits sure like to advertise their services, even though they've already got you by the short and curlies. How wise is a repeat encounter with a spirit? Is there any additional threat?

Hey, glad to have you back! Where have you been?

>>116450
um... updating Enemy and Static on the Wire, mostly.

I'm glad that after we got a quest to accomplish and a town to explore everyone is in agreement that getting laid is still priority one.

>>116501
Finally, our priorities are in order.

Can you blame us? It's been so long since Brom porn...

Okay, sex on the mind is one thing but hitting on strangers on your honeymoon is uhh getting a little off track is it not?

>>116522
no

goodbye

>>116524
See, it's different when the dog is the one who initiates. Still think it's out of character for Strela, but we can guess what Bruco's opinion on it is. Also, rude.

>>116525

Actually, I think Bruco's the kind of guy who would actually prefer to focus fully on his new wife for the duration of a honeymoon. He's got a bit of romance in his soul. He'd think about it, sure, probably be a little surprised (though not so much at this point, I'd guess) by Strela being ok with it, and maybe be a tad uncomfortable.

That's my reading, anyway.

>>116527
sounds right to me

>>116526
>>116527
On top of that though, I think they're both the type that would attempt to tease the other with eyebrow-waggling I'd-do-it-but-are-you-man/woman-enough implying, and both be unwilling to back down resulting in things escalating out of control.

>>116526
>>116527
>>116530
>>116535
as it turns out: no

>>116545

I dunno, neither of them seem super enthusiastic even now. Bruco's got some hesitation in how he's speaking, Strela's being a bit snappish, neither of them are smiling. Not very eager body language. They both sound like they're trying to talk themselves into it.

>>116552
it's TIME to LICK GENITALS

>>116549
breaking news: still no

After going back and reading through the previous threads, I just thought of something that could fuck up one of our conditions to the spirit Peregrinate: Mind Readers!

I'm sure they rarely show up, but there might be a time where we run into one and they read Bruco's and/or Strela's mind. That would end up making us fail the condition of not letting anyone but Bruco and Strela know about the body swap!

>>116591
That's not a huge worry. If someone finds out about the body swap it just means Strela has to climb the mountain by herself. It's not a hard requirement.

>>116592
Yeah, I guess you're right.

Brom 2017/10/22(Sun)10:19 No. 116930 ID: f30be2
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I have performed Science to create the ultimate wife

Anonymous 2017/10/22(Sun)12:42 No. 116935 ID: e67428
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>>116930

>>116930
She's already out of control! We can't contain it!

Indonesian Gentleman 2017/10/22(Sun)22:43 No. 116973 ID: 977d10
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>>116939
Why contain it?

>>116973
S'cool

Not really sure what effect the previous choices had on the current update. Shouldn't we have had a chance to figure out our angle for convincing the guard before we made him our offer?