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Noon Lily
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I have an idea for defeating a potential Tozol opponent. We all know that Tozols are tough and fast and strong and generally better at all things fight. Now instead of going the usual route of trying to fight an overweight, multi-tailed space weasel supersoldier.
I introduce you to the WhaatCo Strapon™(patent pending). Now you might be saying to yourself, "but Whaat how would the WhaatCo Strapon™ help against a Tozol?" well my extremely confused quester, I have done a lot of Tozols in the past and if there is one thing I know for sure, Tozols are bad at sex.
You might be thinking now, "How would I even use the WhaatCo Strapon™ on a Tozol?" Well my pondering acquaintance we both know that Tozols like to wear lots of armor, the WhaatCo Strapon™ is specifically designed to pierce up to and including energy shielded type IV bullet resistant armor allowing the user to insert the WhaatCo Strapon™ inside the Tozol.
A common question we get when people hear about the WhaatCo Strapon™ is, "But Whaat, ism't this totally overpowered?" You bet your fat ass it is, that's why we are giving this away this product for fifty seven easy payments of $9995.95, get yours today.
It started as joke picture but then suddenly words kept coming out and wouldn't stop, halp. :V
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