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>How come its chest day everyday?
It is actually chest day every Monday, as everyone knows, the church of Monchestia has been preaching that forever.
However there are some filthy heretics spreading lies, claiming that chest day occurs on other days of the week. These heretics deserve to be cleansed in the fires of purity, namely the stake. Some dare to even form false churches such as the Thuchesia and Tuechestia cults, may booberella smite their wretched souls. Others never gained much traction and remain as isolated cults spreading misinformation, such as the Wedchestia, Frichestia, Satchestia, and Sunchestia cults.
Never forget the sacrifices we made to stamp out lies and never let down your guard, for the heretics are everywhere spreading their false faiths.
>Isn't chest day a yearly ordeal?
Now that is just stupid, who told you something that ridiculous?
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