>/tg/ has
...so why are you creating a thread here?

>>340263
Maybe he thought it was a good idea at the time?

The wiki indicated that this was the place to go for quest discussions. The name of the board, Quest-Discussions, reinforced that notion.

Well, we were tgchan once upon a time...
Let it pass. It is a Quest after all...

To my knowledge, this is the only place to put quest discussions.

However, most posters here aren't likely to know much about Zerg Quest. Maybe you could tell us about it?

>>340278
We still are.

>>340257
My single greatest opinion on Zerg Quest is that we need to relentlessly, constantly expand. Fact is, Protoss stuff is expensive as hell to build, and even Terrans take decades to breed up warriors. Zerg, not so much. I know that we're on narrative rules for force size and what have you, but we logically SHOULD be able to expand expand expand until all the might of Terran industry and Protoss technology is basically a joke in comparison to the sheer size of the Swarm.

>>340368
Cerebrate Anon's been clear that we're running out of room, though. Terrans on one side, Protoss on the other, crazy Terminator robots on another, that Halloween thing lurking somewhere, and Earth off in the distance...

And Kerrigan. Who's back. And doesn't seem happy...

>>340282
Cerebrate Anon was created by the Overmind to innovate (which was kind of a wink and nod from the quest giver to mean "to keep me from being killed on Aiur at the end of the first game"). It quickly went balls-to-the-wall away from canon, with the Sons of Korhol completely infested before they could crush the Confederacy and the invasion of Aiur started about a campaign and a half early.

After a while, we basically found out that Kingston, the new head of the Confederacy, was ridiculously competent, and he started making fools out of us regularly. Then the Overmind was killed on Aiur (oops).

Since then, we took over as the new Overmind and have led a continuing war against the other factions. Even met some new ones.

It's been going for almost 30 threads, now. There's a lot to cover.

The first one's here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/11143565/
The rest are here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Zerg

>>340282
>>However, most posters here aren't likely to know much about Zerg Quest.
"* Quest" from /tg/? There's a 110% chance of it being a shitty text quest. A text quest? There's a 1110% chance of it being shitty.

Which brings me to point number fuck: Text quests are automatically shit but because "u canet noe unnles u trye" I refrained from commenting. So I thought to myself, why not see for myself?

And lo and behold, I was disappointed to see I was right. Fuck text quests and everything they stand for. Or should I say GOOGLE-IMAGE-SEARCH-AND-SHITTY-WRITING-QUESTS. It's as if because they do not have to make an effort to draw pictures, they put even less effort into the writing. Or then it's just that the only good quests are image quests because anyone who actually has some proper ability also has the balls and pride to put in some real effort. You know, the exact opposite of TEXT QUESTS.

This also means that there's a 0% chance of a text quest author having a sweet hat.

tl;dr Balls, pride and best hats crush the fucking shit out of text quests which are automatically shit.

Also, stop naming quests "X Quest"~quest. It's starting to sound like some sort of shitty jap cartoon mascot thing~quest. And it makes even less sense on tgchang~quest. Just imagine if every game was called "X Game"~quest. That would be just retarded~quest. Oh hey it's like I just described a text quest~quest! What a coincidence~quest!

This insightful post was brought to you by the owner of ½ of the world's best hats.

~Quest.

>>340391
This is entirely correct except on one point:

Unless you own a ushanka you are not even on the running list for world's best hats collector.

>>340399
First of all, I said "owner", not collector. Collectors are communist bugs from Mass Effect 2 anyway - that's why you shoot them instead of talking to them. Thirdly, all I truly lack is a shako and seventhly, I'm not a communist and enemy - i.e. a Russian - so I do not need an "ushanka" because I can call a fur hat a fur hat. Also I have yet to find a proper one equal to my grandpa's wolf fur hat. Man, that hat is so fucking awesome it's probably worth more than a case of 40-year-old scotch. Also also I "owned" two fur hats in the army which counts in my favor. I also fired a cannon which gives me a x2 modifier bonus.

Naturally - since I am a member of the master race - my three sweetcool knives also count towards my hat mastery.

And my gas mask which I got for good measure when I bought the hardcore old SA-Int gasmask bag which makes hipsters cry.

DON'T WORRY, BITCH. I GOT THIS SHIT COVERED.

>>340403
SDF

Read Sammy's Adventure

It's Bitequest showing everyone how shitty the other text quests are by beating them at their own game in every possible way.

>>340420
Who cares about some goddamn text quest, now I just really want to know where to search for a proper fur hat, preferably wolf fur. Looking for the websites of local stores just shows some nondescript brand names (Huge Gay-ass, Twat, Shitpile, Super Failure, Designedbyretard, etc.) or shitty "fashion" crap for colorblind women with MBD.

Well, that and the BEST STORE of the hemisphere somehow fails to stock such superior fur hats.

>>340420
I don't know if I'm 'beating them at their own game.' I get around 3 suggestions per post.

>>340471
Tgchang is so slow I sometimes wonder if it would be worth all the trouble to quest on 4chang's /tg/ instead.

I do sort of wish there were other websites like tgchan but a little more...active.
MSPAFA does not count because it is a den of stupidity and this is just a den of furries and stuff.

So, just gonna derp about how not being able to draw precludes you from being a questgiver and hats?

Alright, then. Glad we had this talk.

>>340483
See? See? He don't even like hats! Him mad! Mad as balls!

I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEXTQUESTS BRO!!!!

I TOLD YOU DOG!