>Unless you're a Scellor. Then you can just walk around naked.

We could give you your own float at the parade!

Is there a parade?

There is one now.

Zane 2011/03/17(Thu)10:25 No. 33681 ID: b6c6fc
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I'm afraid I don't understand this Colour based holiday, what is it exactly we are supposed to be celebrating?

wait Scellor? if this has something to with those people I'm afraid I won't be able to participate

>>343481
Don't fuck with the Scellor or they will fuck you. Passionatly.

>>343481
Something about Irish Humans drinking and dressing up in the style of mythological midgets. Eating potatoes and potato products are also a good thing to celebrate with.

>>343481
If you don't wear green you get pinched. Also you drink a lot of beer.

You're a strong girl aren't you Zane? I bet you can hold your beer. Get Oken down here and have a drink.

Dompag 2011/03/17(Thu)11:32 No. 33686 ID: 543aa6
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Hoo! Éirinn go Brách! Sláinte!
Wair semthen' grayn, eh? I getchea grayn reyt'air!

>Shameful. A day dedicated to drunken, mindless debauchery, pushed as an accurate representation of an entire historical and racial group. A bunch of cultureless mongrels with absolutely no connection to the land or peoples they've descended from, pretending for a day to revel in that very society they remain ignorant of. A wholly superficial and disgusting display of ignorance, in which those actually of the culture spend the day being ashamed of those who call in tenuous and long-dead connections to it.

Ach, dún do chlab!

Yay for drinking!

Rover 2011/03/17(Thu)11:51 No. 33691 ID: 496aa6
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I love this holiday. Every things green, music's awesome, food's great and every one's having a good time.

Drink up boys!

I don't seem to own any clothing with green on it, besides boxers. I thought I had green pants, but they were nowhere to be found.
I ended up hanging a green sheathe from my belt. I'm wearing it without the machete in, though, for covenience' sake.

>>343485
To clarify, you drink a lot regardless of anything. The pinching is the only componebt that is contingent on the color scheme of your outfit.

Indigo 2011/03/17(Thu)13:54 No. 33704 ID: 1f2692
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pshaw, no

green is such a suck color, i'd never wear green

but i will wear my blue turtle neck and raise my awesome yellow purse,
because blue and yellow turn into green

so nya

Morgan 2011/03/17(Thu)14:03 No. 33705 ID: d4d3dc
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>>343504
"You're just asking for it"

>>343504
Someone's askin' to be pinched!

Sounds like someone wants to get pinched!

@THAT ONE PERSON Indigo 2011/03/17(Thu)14:23 No. 33708 ID: 1f2692
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>>343505

"AND YOU ASKIN FOR A KNUCKLE SAMMICH!!!"

Maolla Syrup 2011/03/17(Thu)14:59 No. 33713 ID: b2908d
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>Scellor must drink roughly three times the amount of alcohol as a normal humanoid to feel any beneficial effects, and those effects are narrower in scope than for other species. Inebriation hampers their psychic abilities, and they become dehydrated quickly.

>Consequently, it is rare for a scellor to be able to enjoy the consumption of alcohol.

>>343513
oh damn gurl...

Is there anything that you can drink that is equivalent to the effects of booze from where you come from?
It's not really a celebration unless you get wasted! D:

>>343513

Skip the beer, Maolla. Go straight to the hard stuff, like 80% proof whiskey or bourbon.

>>343513
Aww, try to cheer up. Look you're naked and surrounded by drunk people, I'm sure you can find a way to enjoy that. And who knows, maybe someone has some kind of psychic scotch around here.

>>343508
Look everyone, someone who is resisting their well deserved pinch! I don't know what tradition says here, but I usually tickle them. Just an idea.

>>343486
You're lucky you're already green, Muschio, or you'd deserve such a pinch.

TK 2011/03/17(Thu)15:26 No. 33719 ID: 543aa6
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Newsflash: anyone who drinks green beer on St. Patrick's Day, or any day for that matter, is about as Irish as Cromwell. The beer you drink should be black. With a creamy head. If your bartender tries to draw a shamrock into the foam, punch him. If you went "lol" when you read the phrase "creamy head", punch yourself.

>>343486
The bird guy is right. It sucks to have a whole country - hell, a whole people - boiled down like so much cabbage into: green stuff, fisticuffs, and belligerent drunkenness. Real Irishmen can handle their booze.

And If you don't believe that, I will fight you.

>>343504
Just claim you're being historic in the most annoyingly pedantic tone of voice you can muster: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick%27s_Day#Wearing_of_the_green

>>343519

COME AT ME, BRO.

>>343519
Honestly? A whole culture wanted an excuse for a drinking day so they used another ones ill repute to do it. I think most people recognize it and just celebrate anyway without being an ignorant ass about it. Even you're dressed for the occasion, after all.

>>343513
What about illicit drugs? Anything that affects you lot and gets you into a giddy stupor?

>>343513
Alright...
Is the plan
>Read drunk people minds
>Somewhat siphon off effects, or copy them
>Drunk without alcohol
workable?

Just make sure you turn it off before the hangovers.

>>343513
Clearly the solution is to drink huge amounts of alcohol in a short timespan. By the time the negative effects hit you'll be too wasted to notice.

>>343525
Wasn't there an episode of Buck Godot where this happened?

>>343539
Yeah, it was a member of a hivemind, then the rest got drunker the closer they got to him.
Still involved actually drinking alcohol, though.
Psmith, I believe his name was.