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1754 No. 1754 ID: fb5d8e

Since I have too little time to actually continue a quest, I thought I'd start this.

ITT: You ask questions to quest characters, and they may answer as the author sees fit!

Obviously this is not meant to spoil any plotpoints, but rather to explore characterdepth and such.
Let's do this!
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No. 3024 ID: f21281

>>312822
Would you bang Kyaos?
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No. 3027 ID: 64f8ae
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3027

>>312811
I think it's you people that have that stuff on your minds all the tim- Hey, my eyes are up here!
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No. 3028 ID: e3f578

Emma, I'm sorry but how do you even know about sexual references? You only been alive for a few hours and only had surgical programing put inside your head (and languages).

You don't even have the sex organs required to have perversions be encoded into your instincts, and those breasts are aesthetic.
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No. 3030 ID: f4963f

Aggeia: Apparently, quite a number of fa/tg/uys like how you look. Is your figure typical for your race, or are you particularly gifted in the HIPS department?
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No. 3032 ID: 43d730

>>312827
Wait, you have eyes?
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No. 3033 ID: 64f8ae
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3033

>>312828
I've got the equivalent of a doctorate in medicine and biology, of course I know how all that stuff works.
Just because I don't know how to work a gun doesn't mean I'm stupid.
>>312832
Why don't you look at the fuzzy one instead, she doesn't.
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No. 3034 ID: 1afd58

>>312833
>medical knowledge
Then fix your damn nose, you look like a freak :|
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No. 3035 ID: 43d730

>>312834
I might have a low save vs. breasts, but that was over the line.
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No. 3036 ID: 31036a

Amadoobus, how many years did you take mastering your talents before you ventured forth?
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No. 3037 ID: d6a592

hey Tav do you get phantom pains where your arm used to be?

I heard that happens sometimes but i've only heard it from old geezers and I need a fresh perspective.
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No. 3038 ID: f4963f

>>312836
Amadoobus, what is the most glorious concert you've ever performed?
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No. 3039 ID: 42b14f
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3039

>>312830
>Apparently, quite a number of fa/tg/uys like how you look.

Well, thank you~

>Is your figure typical for your race, or are you particularly gifted in the HIPS department?

Part of it has to do with what type of Lazuhrek you're dealing with. I'm a Jungle Lazuhrek. We tend to have large powerful leg muscles and sharp claws with strong grip for slinging ourselves through the trees, or simply running swiftly on the ground.

River Lazuhrek have a thick layer of fat to keep them warm when they're deep under water.

And Mountain Lazuhrek have biiiig upper torsos allowing them to climb and power through harsh terrain, however, their legs are relatively small compared to their upper bodies. As a result, they usually plod along on all fours most of the time.

But I suppose I have been referred to as "hippy" by the other Lazuhrek back home~
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No. 3040 ID: d6a592

Licking that whip was a dumb idea! It was probably used before you got to it.
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No. 3045 ID: f421d7

Aggeia: How does your squeezing through tight openings work. I'm both intrigued and horrified by it.
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No. 3046 ID: 42b14f
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3046

>>312845
>Aggeia: How does your squeezing through tight openings work?

Well, of course there's a limit to how small a hole I can squeeze through. It's done with a combination of dislocating some bones, some bones just being collapsible, along with a lot of my organs. Smaller spaces are never fun and I can't really spend a whole lot of time there since I basically can't breathe when I do that. But the drains in the Engsami fort are wide enough that I shimmy through there well enough.

>>312840
>Licking that whip was a dumb idea! It was probably used before you got to it.

Oh GOD! Why did you make me think of that!? EEWWW!
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No. 3047 ID: 43d730

>>312846
With all of that fluff, do your people ever take jobs as pipe cleaners or chimney sweeps?
Or is it too difficult to tell when something is dirty?
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No. 3048 ID: 42b14f
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3048

>>312847
F'wah!

Telling when something's dirty is usually easy enough by smell... but when you're covered in filth, it's hard to smell if something's clean, so we wouldn't really know when to stop.
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No. 3049 ID: 6faa8c

My goodness Aggeia is adorable. Like a big fluffy bunny.
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No. 3050 ID: 1afd58

>>312848
Mmmm, such a dirty girl <3
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No. 3059 ID: f244cf
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3059

"..."
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No. 3060 ID: cf44da

>>312859

Melanie...fluids?

...Ewww.
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No. 3062 ID: f4963f

Spikesby Biteface: What is your favourite dance? Show us your favourite dance~<3
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No. 3068 ID: e8d8be

Tav: See
>>312864
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No. 3073 ID: 43d730

Shadran: How many missions have you been out on?
Have any of them gone badly?
How was your childhood?
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No. 3078 ID: 7eda8b
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3078

>>312873
>How many missions have you been out on?
Lots.
>Have any of them gone badly?
Yes.
>How was your childhood?
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No. 3080 ID: 54af1f

Shadran: what do you like in a person? What do you like romantically?
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No. 3082 ID: bffa2a

>>312880

Shadran: How much for assassinating this one?
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No. 3083 ID: 7eda8b
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3083

>>312880
>what do you like in a person? What do you like romantically?
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No. 3085 ID: f21281

>>312883
...kill maim burn purge?
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No. 3088 ID: 43d730

>>312883
I hid my jugular, if that's what you're looking for.
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No. 3094 ID: 15f6d6
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3094

>>312862

>>"Wak wak wak wak. Wak wak, wak wak wak wak wak.
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No. 3097 ID: bffa2a

>>312894

Damn Spikesby! You've got moves.
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No. 3099 ID: f4963f

>>312894
<3!

brb, marrying Spikesby <3 <3
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No. 3108 ID: b94893
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3108

>>312812
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No. 3117 ID: 6faa8c

>>312883
That thing you do with your eyes, did you have to learn, or does it come naturally?
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No. 3269 ID: f4963f

Jeslyn: Sing 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend.' DO EET!

My questions are sounding remarkably like commands these days.
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No. 3308 ID: 950eaa

Goshen:

Have you ever killed any Talyxians? Elves?
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No. 3316 ID: 2dd482

Aphek: was Yisi good?
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No. 3318 ID: 4553b2

Nic: How do you feel about Joel?

Joel: How do you feel about Nic?

Rastin: How do you feel about never showing up in NicQuest?
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No. 3319 ID: cd08c0
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3319

>>313069
> Jeslyn: Sing 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend.'
Why certainly! That'll be twenty dollars for the song, payable upfront to my account.
You'll also need to send me a diamond, for authentic prop purposes. And no fake ones, either! I can tell~
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No. 3320 ID: 6faa8c

Jenquest AI: Sing the ending theme to Portal.
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No. 3321 ID: f4963f
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3321

>>313118
>Joel: How do you feel about Nic?
W-What can I say? He's... a dork. A really nice and h-helpful dork, I guess. Though it's kind of... s-strange that he knew where and how to get false IDs at the drop of a hat. A bit suspicious, yanno? ... anyway, I'll probably stick with him to Colorado. ... god, I'm going to need a place to live soon. Don't think I can go back now...
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No. 3350 ID: 476456
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3350

Prevous, here's a sandwich, give jeslyn a wedgie.
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No. 3353 ID: cd08c0
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3353

>>313150
> Prevous, here's a sandwich, give Jeslyn a wedgie.
I CAN'T REACH IT
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No. 3359 ID: e16a45

>>313121
Joel, why don't your try putting on some makeup? Don't you want to feel pretty? You're not an MIB anymore, so you don't have to look so severe.
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No. 3362 ID: 0e75fd
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3362

>>313120
This was a trium-

...

BAWW
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No. 3363 ID: 1afd58

>>313162
D:

WE LOVE YOU BSOD
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No. 3395 ID: 277f42

>>313162
Don't cry! I'm here!
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No. 3468 ID: 1689ab

>>313162
Sorry. Bit of a much up in the labs. The invisibility formula works great though. Keep singing!
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No. 3529 ID: 476456

Aphek, what does Yisi's O face look like?
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