Nalthar 2024/08/08(Thu)18:28 No. 142537 ID: 44c167
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"Will this really work?" Tem'rty asks, crouched in their hiding spot under an upturned picnic basket.

"O' course, humans love the beach, and they'll bring so much grub we'll have trouble carting it all off. I've never seen fancy colored pictures like that, they're sure to be impressed." Jasper assures him. "What did you call them, Lisel?"

"Daguerreotypes" The chemist replies "They are the latest in technology, I'm sure even most humans have not seen the like."

"But how can you be sure enough people will receive one?" Tem'rty continues to fret. "Oh that was easy" Lisel grins "I just bribed a hawk to carry them up real high and toss them. The wind will have taken them for miles and miles!" Jasper and Tem'rty exchange a look. "Huh, well nothin to do now but wait 'n see who shows up." the mouse shrugs.

ASP-Ian 2024/08/08(Thu)21:27 No. 142539 ID: 1effd3
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The sky cracks open, from which a small buggy child falls from.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

KER-SPLOOSH

“W-we shouldn’t have touched the thing Tetsi!”
Tetsis multiple voices argue amongst each other.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/09(Fri)12:06 No. 142540 ID: e25c20
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Bobbie: "Excellent everything's coming along as planned."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/09(Fri)12:06 No. 142541 ID: e25c20
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Bobbie: "This will be a truly wonderful experience."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/09(Fri)12:07 No. 142542 ID: e25c20
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Abdle: "Why can we do normal things like forming a pirate gang or committing war crimes? You can't wrestle, you never did that before."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/09(Fri)12:08 No. 142543 ID: e25c20
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Bobbie: "True, but I have been studying what was happening last time around, and this time I wanted to try my hand at it. Also, some said that the whole wrestling is more about acting and is mostly fake."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/09(Fri)12:09 No. 142544 ID: e25c20
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Abdle: "I have a feeling that you don't know what you will get yourself into. This is going to be a painful and humiliating experience for you. Not to mention that those who wrestled last time might not like that you are stepping on their turf."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/09(Fri)12:10 No. 142545 ID: e25c20
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Bobbie: "Well if they have problem with me doing this, I guess that we can settle our disagreements with a friendly match of wrestling."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/09(Fri)12:12 No. 142546 ID: e25c20
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Abdle: "Just don't tell me that I didn't warn you."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/09(Fri)12:13 No. 142547 ID: e25c20
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Bobbie: "Don't worry this will be fun. As for invitations Grimlith has set up flyers all around the beach. Who wants to participate in this will be able to see it."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/09(Fri)12:14 No. 142548 ID: e25c20
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Abdle: "Yeah I saw your flyer and others told me what was written on it. Invitation to a wrestling match, free for all. I hope you know what you are getting into with this."

Bobbie: "I know exactly what I will get involved with. For now, we play the waiting game."

tippler 2024/08/10(Sat)19:23 No. 142551 ID: 9ea24b
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Silicon thinks beaches are rad. He wishes he could bring his real body to have a little meal of sand, but he's much too large nowadays. His ambiguously immortal existence would be terribly lonely if not for his robot surrogates.

tippler 2024/08/10(Sat)19:25 No. 142552 ID: 9ea24b
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Luckily he also has his best friend in the world!!!!!!!!!!! It's monkey frickin' monday and Silicon is ready to hang out with Carbon, the best HR manager, supply chain director, and VP a small business owner could ask for.

Perhaps Silicon should help that drowning child? That would be a very good guy thing to do.

Nalthar 2024/08/13(Tue)16:04 No. 142559 ID: 355e44
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"Those ain't humans!" Jasper cries, shaking Lisel by the collar "What did ye do!?"

"Ah heh heh, guess the cards went further than I predicted." the chemist shrugs.

Tem'rty is peering out to sea. "We should help that bugfolk." he says, not realizing she is much bigger than the ones he is familiar with.

"Yes, to the sea!" Lisel takes the opportunity to distract from her mistakes, and the three pick up the basket to sneak to the water.

Nalthar 2024/08/13(Tue)16:04 No. 142560 ID: 355e44
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Bump

tippler 2024/08/15(Thu)20:05 No. 142564 ID: 9ea24b
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>>142560
What's this? Some kind of mortal meal basket full of tiny voices? Silicon is jolted from his heroic musing by the bump of wicker against his sensor laden robot leg.

tippler 2024/08/15(Thu)20:08 No. 142565 ID: 9ea24b
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Wow! The basket is full of vermin!

They seem to have good intentions to help the struggling girl, but they're too small and pathetic to perform the rescue on their own. Silicon is well familiar with chauffeuring promising young mortals to triumph and he takes it upon himself to aid the somewhat diseased looking rats on their mission.

tippler 2024/08/15(Thu)20:09 No. 142566 ID: 9ea24b
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Silicon holds the basket as Carbon, who is based, chucks them with his full brute strength at the ocean.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/16(Fri)03:06 No. 142567 ID: ee57bd
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Clara: "Now this is a relaxing day the sun is shining and I prefer it that way."

MIDNASTER 2024/08/16(Fri)14:01 No. 142569 ID: 4591f8
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Meanwhile, on a small rock islet just off the shore, someone watches with a judgemental eye.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/26(Mon)16:40 No. 142589 ID: f88514
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Bobbie: "The ring is ready and my wrestling costume is finished. From what I saw colorful costumes are normal for this sport. So how do I look?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/08/26(Mon)16:41 No. 142590 ID: f88514
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Abdle: "You look ridiculous wearing that. Also, I don't think that anybody will be participating in this whole wrestling thing."

tippler 2024/08/31(Sat)12:01 No. 142599 ID: 9ea24b
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Silicon's robot body gently floats ashore, circuitry fried by the seawater. Hopefully the rats survived the journey.

The elemental himself is still very much alive and waits patiently for Carbon to collect the robot.

tippler 2024/08/31(Sat)12:03 No. 142600 ID: 9ea24b
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"You didn't think to bring a waterproof model?" Carbon sniffs. "I'm enjoying the sounds of the water so you'll have to wait before we go home."

tippler 2024/08/31(Sat)12:04 No. 142601 ID: 9ea24b
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Yes, a wondrous day at the beach indeed.

Nalthar 2024/08/31(Sat)20:20 No. 142604 ID: 355e44
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The basket of mice (and one rat) bobs merrily on the surf. Its bedraggled crew cling to the soaked lining.

"A metal man, could you have even imagined such a thing?" Lisel sighs "If only I could have gotten a look inside."

"Well, so nice yer having a jolly time of it." Jasper sputters as another swell drops the basket with a splash. "Ye owe us a nice dinner Lisel! Lets just rescue that bug and get out of 'ere."

Nalthar 2024/08/31(Sat)20:21 No. 142605 ID: 355e44
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The wicker vessel drifts close to the stricken Silv. The rodents see that she is much larger than the bugfolk they are familiar with.
"Oh" says Jasper. "Ah" says Lisel. "I see" says Tem'rty

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/01(Sun)14:18 No. 142606 ID: e46b34
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Clara: "Greetings, I didn't expect to see another aquatic creature at the beach. At first, I thought that you were a mermaid, well you did the whole famous mermaid pose but on deeper inspection, it is clear that you are not."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/01(Sun)14:19 No. 142607 ID: e46b34
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Clara: "It is a pleasure to meet you my name is Clara and I am a paladin."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/01(Sun)14:19 No. 142608 ID: e46b34
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Clara: "I know that it is a little bit weird that I practically flew towards you instead of simply swimming. the thing is I lived so long on the land that I forgot how to swim, it is a little bit humiliating."

MIDNASTER 2024/09/02(Mon)00:56 No. 142611 ID: 4591f8
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(???): "That is pretty weird, I won't lie. I'm merely an actor and a surveyor. Just pretend I was never here."

MIDNASTER 2024/09/02(Mon)00:56 No. 142612 ID: 4591f8
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The seal lady departs abruptly, maybe a little rudely. Not even a name? Doesn't she want to know anything? Oh well, she's in the sea now.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/02(Mon)03:52 No. 142613 ID: 42311e
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Clara: "Well she gets my seal of approval. I wish you the best of luck in your acting performance and from what little I saw of your screen performance I have a feeling that you will knock them dead."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/02(Mon)09:38 No. 142616 ID: 42311e
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Ratislav: "Well well well, look what the cat dragged in."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/02(Mon)09:39 No. 142617 ID: 42311e
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Ratislav: "Guys stop the engine we have some passengers overboard."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/02(Mon)09:41 No. 142618 ID: 42311e
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Rat 1: "Што носе одећу?"

Rat 2: "Желе да се представљају као људи. Напољу је довољно топло без ствари и они су одлучили да се обуку, чудаци."

Rat 3: "Поздрав свима, да ли имате лепо пливање?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/02(Mon)09:41 No. 142619 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "So do you all need a ride? There is free space on the jetski."

ASP-Ian 2024/09/03(Tue)14:16 No. 142624 ID: 1effd3
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Silv manages to pull herself up onto the strange machine.
"T-thank you..."
She pulls up the small basket full of would-be rescuers onto the jetski with her and Tetsi.

No one can hear Tetsi, but apparently they are seasick.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)02:55 No. 142626 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "When you climb on this mechanical chariot why don't you drive it as well, come on it will be fun."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)02:57 No. 142627 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "Simply put your two hands on these steering handles and use the lever underneath to make this device move. Imagine this like riding a mermaid, go easy on the lever, this thing can pick up speed really quickly and even the smallest wave can make this thing jump high in the sky."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)02:58 No. 142628 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "Don't worry you will get the handle of this thing in no time it will feel like second nature to you. You can do it but before you start there's one thing that we need to do first."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)02:59 No. 142629 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "Everyone, throw that flotation device in the water!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)03:00 No. 142630 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "A perfect throw, as always."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)03:00 No. 142631 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "For everyone who doesn't want to swim back to the shore grab on and we will take you for a ride!"

Nalthar 2024/09/05(Thu)20:27 No. 142637 ID: 355e44
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"Oh, I hope that monster will be alright with those fellows." Lisel remarks. Their vessel slips away while the strange rats are distracted. "They look a rough sort."

"Shameless." sputters Tem'rty "Not a stitch on them, and on a public beach no less."

"Bah, you woods rats don't know how t'ave fun. Too serious b'far. Though they did seem a touch foreign."

"Y'know, my cousin said the humans got some kind o' palace on the sea, down place called Brighton." Jasper offers "Whyn't we try our hand there?"

And so the three drift away, to seek vittles elsewhere. The day hadn't gone as they had hoped, but as the saying goes; The best laid plans of mice go oft awry.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/06(Fri)14:34 No. 142639 ID: a4b18e
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Rat 4: "It seems that they are swimming away from the beach traveling to the great unknown. They might be the bravest mice I ever seen.

Ratislav: "So it would seem."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/06(Fri)14:35 No. 142640 ID: a4b18e
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Ratislav: "As I would always say, why let a good thing go to waste."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/06(Fri)14:36 No. 142641 ID: a4b18e
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Ratislav: "Only fools pedal, I prefer to be pulled."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:36 No. 142672 ID: df64c0
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Abdle: "Well it looks like nobody is coming to this match! I guess that means we can leave!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:37 No. 142673 ID: df64c0
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Maya Din: "I am sorry to disagree with your opinion Abdle, but since Vance is sponsoring this event he will assure you that there will be somebody who is willing to enter the ring. And she is already here ready for a fight."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:38 No. 142674 ID: df64c0
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Maya Din: "Her name is the Annoised and she is powered by her hatred of pizzas."

W2K: "I hope that you will be able to give me a fun fight."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:39 No. 142675 ID: df64c0
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Bobbie: "Well I agreed to this expecting for a fight to happen so this is what I wanted to happen. Please take my cape, time to get ready."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:42 No. 142676 ID: df64c0
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W2K: "That is what I want to see, but you aren't the only one who have an assistant."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:42 No. 142677 ID: df64c0
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A small cat jumped out of nowhere and caught the cape in its mouth.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:44 No. 142678 ID: df64c0
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W2K: "Now let me show you how we tenderize the meat of our burgers! Fast, hard, with a reasonable price and we don't do house delivery!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:42 No. 142685 ID: 3a75c4
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W2K: "Your, in luck we have a special deal on ass-whooping. One serving coming right up!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:42 No. 142686 ID: 3a75c4
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W2K: "Hope this hits the spot!"

Bobbie: "AHHHH!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:43 No. 142687 ID: 3a75c4
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W2K: "And if any of you watchers are interested in possessing a sturdy and reliable chair like this all you need to do is buy three of the most expensive orders on the menu in any of our Burgervania establishments. Get them while the supplies last."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:44 No. 142688 ID: 3a75c4
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Bobbie: "That sounds like a good offer, I will take one."

W2K: "Hey give that back!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:45 No. 142689 ID: 3a75c4
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Bobbie: "Is this one of those take one get one free deal?"

W2K: "No it is not, let go of my hands!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:46 No. 142690 ID: 3a75c4
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Bobbie while still holding on hands of W2k proceeded to slide under her legs.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:46 No. 142691 ID: 3a75c4
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This pulled W2K off her feet.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:47 No. 142692 ID: 3a75c4
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And she somersaulted onto her back in a really painful way.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:48 No. 142693 ID: 3a75c4
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W2K: "That does it you slippery eel, time to throw you into the deep fryer!"

Bobbie: "Come and show me what you got, I am hungry for more!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:28 No. 142699 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "But I must warn you, anything you throw at me I will able to see coming and react accordingly."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:29 No. 142700 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "What is your cat doing in the ring?"

W2K: "It is distracting you!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:31 No. 142701 ID: e1f2ed
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Before Bobbie could react W2K dropped kicked her straight in the stomach. Knocking her wind out and knocking her on the ground.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:32 No. 142702 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "That was a dirty tactic, can you get your cat off my chest or is this how you are trying to pin me in this match."

W2K: "Do you honestly think that I can give commands to a cat? Don't be ridiculous?"

Bobbie: "Gramleza get that cat out of this battle!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:32 No. 142703 ID: e1f2ed
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Gramleza: "Hey little kitty, look at this little toy! Don't you want to scratch it?!"

Mr. Yakbeet: "No don't let that thing near me!? Oh no, it noticed my presence and now it is coming closer to me!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:33 No. 142704 ID: e1f2ed
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W2K: "Oh what's the problem, was the little cat too much for you? Or did I hit you too hard?!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:34 No. 142705 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "Just you wait until until I get back on my feet!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:35 No. 142706 ID: e1f2ed
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Abdle: "You still want to go?! Didn't you have enough!?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:36 No. 142707 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "I still have a fight in me and yes I am ready for more!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:37 No. 142708 ID: e1f2ed
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Worm Work: "I like that attitude keep it up!"

Bobbie: "So what are you doing now, betting against me?"

Worm Work: "Now that you mentioned it, that is something that I can do. Thank you for inspiring me."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:41 No. 142709 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "So what next cheat trick you are going to use you cheater!?"

W2K: "What can I say that is the whole vampire lifestyle for you, cheating against the whole concept of reality. But don't worry I don't need any more tricks to beat you, your highness!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:42 No. 142712 ID: 1160c4
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Worm Works: "Well the voting is in and the result on the topic, who between you two is more likely to win ended in a draw. A really interesting and unpredictable result to say the least."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:43 No. 142713 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "What!? They think that she is my equal!? That is outrageous. completely outrageous!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:44 No. 142714 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "But not as outrageous as our upcoming Halloween special deals and new seasonal foods on the menu, which you can find at..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:45 No. 142715 ID: 1160c4
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Before W2K could finish her promotional pitch Bobbie interrupted her, she put her hands around the vampier robot pig and...

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:46 No. 142716 ID: 1160c4
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Lifted her off the ground.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:47 No. 142717 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "How adorable, you are trying to give me a bear hug! Why don't you put me down before you don't hurt yourself."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:49 No. 142719 ID: 1160c4
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Bobbie: "I will show you who is adorable!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:50 No. 142720 ID: 1160c4
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Bobbie started squeezing as hard as she could.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:52 No. 142721 ID: 1160c4
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Until W2K made a certain sound with her mouth.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:53 No. 142722 ID: 1160c4
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Boobi: "Is that your sound of surrender that I am hearing?!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:53 No. 142723 ID: 1160c4
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W2K was temporarily not able to answer that question. She was dazed.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:55 No. 142724 ID: 1160c4
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In her current state, she abruptly slumped toward the queen, and that made Bobbie lose her balance.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:56 No. 142725 ID: 1160c4
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Bobbie: "Oh no!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:57 No. 142726 ID: 1160c4
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W2K fell directly on top of Bobbie.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:57 No. 142727 ID: 1160c4
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W2K regained her consciousness and put her hands on both of Bobbie's shoulders.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:58 No. 142728 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "What's the matter, you couldn't have squeezed out a win in that last attempt. You almost had me, so why did you drop me?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:59 No. 142729 ID: 1160c4
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Bobbie: "Well you were hard to keep in the air, you are heavier than you look and I lost my balance."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)16:59 No. 142730 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/21(Sat)17:00 No. 142731 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "First of all that was rude of you to say. Second, time to show you what I can do."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:19 No. 142743 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "Let's have a little pause and you try one of the Burgervania's burgers. TRY MY BURGER! EAT IT! EAAAAT IT! IT'S GOOD!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:20 No. 142744 ID: 1160c4
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Abdle: "Where did that table and food come from!? Bobbie why are you eating that thing?! It is obviously a trap!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:21 No. 142745 ID: 1160c4
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Bobbie: "Honestly she's been so annoying by constantly talking about them. So I thought that maybe she would stop talking about them if I eat one. Honestly the food doesn't taste that bad, it has a little bit of a spice taste, but nothing that I couldn't..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:22 No. 142746 ID: 1160c4
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Before she could finish the sentence a pillar of flame exited her mouth.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:23 No. 142747 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "Oh my it appears that you are choking. Don't worry I know how to make you spit it out!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:24 No. 142748 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "Here lay on the table..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:24 No. 142749 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "While I elevate myself!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:25 No. 142750 ID: 1160c4
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W2K rotated herself in the air.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:26 No. 142751 ID: 1160c4
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And then she extended one leg.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:26 No. 142752 ID: 1160c4
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That leg was broth down with such force it split the table in half.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:27 No. 142753 ID: 1160c4
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Bobbie: "That was a devastating move that you performed on me. You wanted to show me something and you managed to do that."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:28 No. 142754 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "I am glad that you are impressed with your own ass-kicking. I hope you still have room for desert!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:29 No. 142755 ID: 1160c4
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Bobbie: "Yeah I am still hungry for more, but before we continue can you answer one question for me? If you are a vampire how are you able to stay in the sunlight?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:30 No. 142756 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "It is all thanks to this sunscreen for vampires called Symphony of the bright! I know that the summer is almost over but it doesn't mean that any vampires can't enjoy a sunny day with this amazing..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:31 No. 142757 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "Hey not again!"

Bobbie: "Yeah, yeah, why am I not surprised that you have something to sell for your explanation."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:32 No. 142758 ID: 1160c4
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Bobbie: "Here let me return it to you, you might need it."

W2K: "Ahhhh! Not it the eyes!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/22(Sun)18:33 No. 142759 ID: 1160c4
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W2K: "No you can't use what I am promoting against me in order to turn me into a pretzel!"

Bobbie: "What can I say your hot food scheme inspired me."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)02:30 No. 142765 ID: 4f310a
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Bobbie: "You are right I am going to turn you into a pretzel and I won't stop until you give up!"

W2K: "Nooooo! I can't do that!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)02:31 No. 142766 ID: 4f310a
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Bobbie: "Why are you adamant, on keeping this up!"

W2K: "Because there is a possibility that HE is watching this broadcast and I don't want HIM to see me lose!"

Bobbie: "I see...In that case..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)02:31 No. 142767 ID: 4f310a
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Bobbie: "Let's continue where we left off!"

W2K: "No no no no.....AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)02:32 No. 142768 ID: 4f310a
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W2K: "What am I doing, this is stupid."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)02:33 No. 142770 ID: 4f310a
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W2K turned into a bat and escaped her predicament.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)02:34 No. 142771 ID: 4f310a
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Bobbie: "Hey come back here you coward!"

W2K: "I am not being a coward, I am just fighting more tactically."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)17:22 No. 142772 ID: 4f310a
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W2K started to fly higher and higher in the sky and then she stopped.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)17:24 No. 142773 ID: 4f310a
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She turned back into her original form and moved her body into the elbow drop position.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)17:24 No. 142774 ID: 4f310a
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Bobbie: "Oh no!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)17:25 No. 142775 ID: 4f310a
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The attack connected and it was super effective.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)17:26 No. 142776 ID: 4f310a
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Bobbie: "No, you hit me in the stomach once again!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)17:26 No. 142777 ID: 4f310a
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Victorio: "My queen are you alright, do you want for this fight to end?!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)17:27 No. 142778 ID: 4f310a
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Bobbie: "No don't you do that, I can still continue. I want to continue!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)17:28 No. 142779 ID: 4f310a
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Bobbie: "What?"

W2K: "Very admirable, you truly are a fighter for royalty but..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)17:29 No. 142780 ID: 4f310a
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W2K: "At the same time you seem really tired, why don't you take a seat?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)17:30 No. 142781 ID: 4f310a
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W2K: "For how much you wish to continue this match, you clearly aren't able to push it any longer. You reached your limit, you can't even stand on your legs..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/24(Tue)17:30 No. 142782 ID: 4f310a
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W2K: "So just sit there and let me give you a pleasant dream. I won't hurt...that much, I promise."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)18:53 No. 142790 ID: 59c0fa
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W2K starts performing the cannonball her finisher move.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)18:54 No. 142791 ID: 59c0fa
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She rotates her body so that she would land with her back to the body of Bobbie.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)18:55 No. 142792 ID: 59c0fa
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Unfortunately for W2k, her opponent anticipated it and countered her attack.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)18:56 No. 142793 ID: 59c0fa
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And simply threw her off.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)18:57 No. 142794 ID: 59c0fa
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W2K fell on the ropes of the ring.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)18:58 No. 142795 ID: 59c0fa
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And she bounced off then. She was flying directly towards the Queen.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)18:58 No. 142796 ID: 59c0fa
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Bobbie caught her in the air.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)18:59 No. 142797 ID: 59c0fa
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And she proceeded to give her a mean piledriver.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)19:01 No. 142798 ID: 59c0fa
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It left her speechless, lying on the ground.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)19:02 No. 142799 ID: 59c0fa
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Bobbie: "The thing about the fighting. Sometimes you need to know when you should fight and when you should present yourself as being defeated."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)19:03 No. 142800 ID: 59c0fa
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W2K: "No I do not accept this! I will not be defeated by you!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)19:03 No. 142801 ID: 59c0fa
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W2K: "You are nothing compared to me! I will wipe the floor with your face!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/25(Wed)19:04 No. 142802 ID: 59c0fa
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Bobbie: "I guess it is fair to assume that the both of us are fighting in order to prove something, to yourself, or to others. So what do you have to prove?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/27(Fri)18:40 No. 142808 ID: b529cb
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W2K: "What do I have to prove? A lot of things! Do you have any idea how hard it is to sell burgers in a city that is obsessed with pizzas? I mean even its name is a reference to a pizza. Burgervania is a franchise that is the strongest just by existing in that city and I am its strongest mascot!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/27(Fri)18:42 No. 142809 ID: b529cb
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Bobbie: "I have no idea what a pizza is, but if I would make an educated guess it has to be some sort of food. As for Burgervania, I think that I will work with those food creators. So you can look at it as us being on the same side."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/27(Fri)18:44 No. 142810 ID: b529cb
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W2K: "Welcome to the family business, you will see what is the best food that ever existed and then you will understand why we all need to stand against the evil that is pizza..."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/27(Fri)18:45 No. 142811 ID: b529cb
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Before W2K could finish her manifesto a beach volleyball hit her at the back of her head.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/27(Fri)18:47 No. 142812 ID: b529cb
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W2K: "And if you need great benefit we have good dental health care...And milkshake machines that don't work..."

Bobbie: "I think that she is going to fall on the ground."

Abdle: "Then stop it from happening!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/27(Fri)18:49 No. 142813 ID: b529cb
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Bobbie: "I caught her! Yeah, she is not able to stand on her feet. Good thing her costume is so durable."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/27(Fri)18:51 No. 142814 ID: b529cb
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Bobbie: "Oh no!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/27(Fri)18:54 No. 142815 ID: b529cb
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W2K fell on the ground she was finally knocked out with her knockers out.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/27(Fri)18:56 No. 142816 ID: b529cb
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P.I. Zzander: "Her boobs are showing, we need to stop the filming."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/27(Fri)18:58 No. 142817 ID: b529cb
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Maya: "I have to apologize for those technical mistakes but this event is over and the victor is Bobbie the monster queen. You got the knuckle sandwich title belt, is there something that you want to say?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/27(Fri)18:59 No. 142818 ID: b529cb
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Bobbie: "I just want to thank all those who believed in me, their belief is the strength that kept me getting up! Over and over again."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:46 No. 142833 ID: 08ef0d
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Abdle: "I really don't know why you bother with this whole fighting thing. To me, it seems like more worry than what it was worth."

Bobbie: "Well that was the whole point, compared to what we regularly do this was a more fun experience. Where the whole stakes were lower than what we usually deal with."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:48 No. 142834 ID: 08ef0d
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W2K: "Hello queen, I have to thank you for covering my naked body."

Bobbie: "No problem and I have to apologize for destroying your clothes."

W2K: "Don't worry about it, things like that happen all the time in these places. That is why I brought multiple of them."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:49 No. 142835 ID: 08ef0d
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Abdle: "We did hear some loud sounds. Do you know where they came from?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:50 No. 142836 ID: 08ef0d
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W2K: "Yeah I do know. That was just my tool that I used to destroy this stupid ball. Can I sit next to you, I would like to talk with you a little bit."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:51 No. 142837 ID: 08ef0d
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Bobbie: "Of course, to be honest, I expected that you would be mad at me for winning that fight."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:54 No. 142838 ID: 08ef0d
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W2K: "Nonsense, you truly are more that what your title describes. When I was entering the ring, I expected that you were somebody who never was in a fight and you proved me wrong, and not just that you impressed me."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:55 No. 142839 ID: 08ef0d
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Bobbie: "Thank you for those compliments, you also put up a good fight. My whole body is in aching pain from it. You also have an unconventional way of approaching this sport and it kept me on my toes."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:55 No. 142840 ID: 08ef0d
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W2K: "How about I make it up to you by giving you a good massage?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:56 No. 142841 ID: 08ef0d
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Bobbie: "I don't know. I don't want be be a bother."

W2K: "It is no problem for me, it is the least I could do for you."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:58 No. 142842 ID: 08ef0d
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Gramleza: "Come on queen do it, do it, do it, do it, do it! You know you want it!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:58 No. 142843 ID: 08ef0d
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Bobbie: "Alright I will do it."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)17:59 No. 142844 ID: 08ef0d
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The tent was set up and the two girls were inside.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)18:00 No. 142845 ID: 08ef0d
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Bobbie: "Ahhh, laying here in this shade is really relaxing. I forgot to apologize if during our fight I when a little bit too hard on you."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)18:00 No. 142846 ID: 08ef0d
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W2K: "It is all water under the bridge...I hold no animosity towards you."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)18:01 No. 142847 ID: 08ef0d
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Angel of deliverance: "I know what you are trying to do right now and it is really cowardly and uncool. You want to use this opportunity to backstab her while her guard is down. If you do what you intended, it will only show that you losing, did affect you. Swallow your pride and do what you promised to her."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)18:02 No. 142848 ID: 08ef0d
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Devil of thievery: "Don't listen to that guy, he doesn't know what he is saying. Use this opportunity to get even with her. It isn't your fault that she was so trusting, this will be a valuable lesson for her to learn and a way for you to indulge in what you love doing!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/30(Mon)18:04 No. 142849 ID: 08ef0d
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W2K: "I really need to update my morality software."

Bobbie: "Did you say something?"

W2K: "I am just thinking. How to approach this massage, that is all."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/10/03(Thu)02:00 No. 142853 ID: b93ba2
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W2K: "Calm down, remember what your psychologist told you it isn't healthy to hold grudges."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/10/03(Thu)02:01 No. 142854 ID: b93ba2
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W2K: "Alright time to give you that massage."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/10/03(Thu)02:01 No. 142855 ID: b93ba2
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W2K gave the best, not sexual, massage that she could to Bobbie.

W2K: "You didn't need to moan so loudly while I was massaging you."

Bobbie: "But it felt so good."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/10/03(Thu)02:03 No. 142856 ID: b93ba2
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W2K: "I know that you are not a fan of my marketing but may I offer you some coupons for Burgervania's newest burger?"

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Bobbie: "No I will not take any contracts paper! Just give me the best burger that have right now but don't put anything spicy in it."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/10/03(Thu)02:07 No. 142858 ID: b93ba2
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W2K: "That was all that I ever wanted to hear from you!"

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W2K pulled a burger out of nowhere, it looked fresh and it smelled good. She offered it to Bobbie and she gladly picked it up.

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After she finished eating it, she really enjoyed it and started talking about funny stories.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/10/03(Thu)02:10 No. 142861 ID: b93ba2
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The two of them had fun laughing and speaking in the tent. W2K unlocked the happy customer ending.

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At the same time something sweaty this way comes.

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Sweaty Kitty: "I saw the flyers for a fight and I am always looking for a place where I can work up a good sweat!"

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P.I. Zzander: "I am sorry to tell you but you were too late for the fight. We just finished shooting the wrestling match."

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Sweaty Kitty: "But will there be another wrestling contest next year?"

P.I. Zzander: "I don't know, this time W2K had a costume malfunction and show her boob. Maybe will we come back next year or maybe we will not. Time will tell?"