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High Day
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After Jerry received the request for a pizza, he tells the customer to give him a moment. As the customer wanders off to talk to someone in the corner, Jerry takes some time to clean the snot off his nose, and then like clockwork instinctively goes through the motions of cutting the pizza into a heart shape. After he gets that done, he calls the customer back over to hand it off.
However, when he turns to hand over the pizza, he quickly pulls it away out of reach and takes a hard look to analyze the guest. He recognizes this cat. Didn’t he already serve this one as his first customer? Although the clothing is different, Jerry recognizes the pointy fluffy cheeks, the big cat ears, the similar hairstyle, signs of being baked in his eyes… Yeah, no doubt about it, this guy is trying to trick Jerry into giving him another free pizza with his disguise. Jerry tells the customer that is only allowing one pizza per guest during this festival, and if he wants more, he should contact the pizzeria at Crust City in Jerry's world to request expanding their chain to their world or something by giving him the coordinates to their universe.
Kazu is confused by this
Kazu: Eh? What are you talking about, dude? this is like, my first time here? You can’t, like, take that Za away from me maaan, so uncool. You should know that I’ve got a disease known as the munchies. And the only prescription is some ZA! And before you say I shouldn’t self-diagnose myself; I’ll have you know that I’m a doctor… Well okay, technically I’m still in training, but I should have enough experience from my internship to know that the weed I took has made me contract that symptom which can only be sated with some sweet, sweet za. In fact, during my internship, Dr. Trey once told me that the cravings weed causes are blah blah blah blah
Jerry has been trying to get a word in, but there is just no pause in this one-sided conversation to jump in to catch his attention. So, Jerry figures, fuck it, he’ll just interrupt him and say what he wants to say, telling him that he can’t give more than one pizza to the guests as otherwise, he’d have to keep going back and forth to more pizza at the grill to supply to the other guests. Plus, he has been in enough SITUATIONS with Gene the pizza rat, and his stupid costumes to know Kazu is wearing a costume. He’s not even wearing a good disguise even.
Kazu didn’t seem to catch any of what Jerry just said as he's still running his mouth about cravings caused by weed and somehow jumped into a completely different topic about agriculture? but his ears perked up and he stops suddenly when he heard mention of the name “Gene”
Kazu: Wait man, hold up,
Kazu puts his hand on Jerry’s arm, trying to buddy up to him, forgetting his frustration about not getting some free pizza.
Kazu: you know Gena and the adorable outfits that kin wears? I love all those costumes Gena dresses up in for cosplays! Especially the cosplay of Rake from the one Wanomay PLANTIMALS: WEED OUT THE WEAK™ which is currently in their second season by the way… But that Rake cosplay makes Gena look so much like Rake that when I first saw Gena wear it, I had to do a double-take because I thought Rake somehow got isekai’d from Plantimals and into our little town, hahaha! Man, I was so high at that time, and I was so easily fooled by Gena. But that is besides the point, I knew Gena was around here somewhere after I found out OnlyFaunus was a sponsor at this event! Come on, man, spill the deets, where is that mouse? I was hoping to ask Gena out at this festival!
Wait, is this guy is seriously simping over Eugene of all people? Who would fall for an asshole like him? Ah, it makes sense now, this guy must be a friend of Eugene and is one of those FANATICS from the BACON APARTMENTS, and is trying to win Eugene’s heart to get more pizza or something. Jerry says he really really hopes Gene isn’t here, and that those costumes are in fact stupid, always using them to steal his pizza. Kazu just laughs.
Kazu: Maaan, that’s Gena for you. But dude, there's no need to be so harsh on the cosplay, even you have to admit they are creative, ya know? In fact, there’s a saying that goes “clothes make the kin” and studies show that blah blah blah
This guy is more annoying than Gerbera Jerry thinks to himself. He needs to figure out a way to dip out of the conversation before he gets a headache.
JERRY IS NOW IN A SITUATION
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