Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/08/18(Tue)01:20 No. 133654 ID: e51896
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*whispers*Yes! Yes! YES! I found and managed to pin down the dragon Leimahtaa that everyone was talking about! and all it took was quietly burying it in sand in its sleep! I'll definitely be able to reach our budget's quota for this month with the amount of gold I'll score, and then some! Maybe Mags and I can take a vacation at a beach with the extra gold as well!]

obviously, poor Arthurius has not looked at the wanted posters, and only heard of the bounty for the dragon Leimahtaa from word of mouth, and thus buried the wrong dragon Rynh thinking it was Leimahtaa.

Gnoll 2020/08/18(Tue)12:19 No. 133656 ID: ca2950
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Rynh: "Somebody's awful child is going into the ocean now..."

Sarcopholacooda 2020/08/18(Tue)13:40 No. 133657 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: Another shot, please. My suit keeps filtering most of the alcohol. So I’ll be here a while…

Cybil: It’s hard sometimes… -hrrk- being me.

Cybil: To never truly… be at the beach, ya know?

Cybil: And last year I’ve never felt so… vulnerable. Pushed around like a beach ball. What an embarrassing time.

Cybil: The Federal Beach Investigators shut down our unit. I failed everyone…

Cybil: Now I’m back down to being a regular ol’ lifeguard.

Suit-o-tron 3.0: NOW FILTERING . . . 4. MINUTES. LEFT.

Cybil: You wouldn’t happen to have a mechanical straw behind the counter, would you?

>>133657
Ever tried scuba diving? Is your suit waterproof? I imagine that having some addons for water filtration or a regulator connected to a air tank should do the trick. It's a nice experience!

>>133658
Arthurius might need the scuba gear more soon, lol

Doors 2020/08/18(Tue)20:10 No. 133660 ID: d63ea8
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Etzil: “It’s good to meet you. I’d usually not show up to a place like this but…”

Etzil: “I thought I should be more social.”

Etzil: “I generally swim much further out into the ocean, but this beach is pretty nice.”

Etzil: “It’s mainly-”

Doors 2020/08/18(Tue)20:10 No. 133661 ID: d63ea8
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*hghhikzz*

Doors 2020/08/18(Tue)20:11 No. 133662 ID: d63ea8
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Etzil: “... the light I need to be careful around.”

1/2 Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/08/19(Wed)01:07 No. 133664 ID: e51896
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:”YOW-OW_OW_OW_OW_OW!! My snoot!”
“What do you mean by ‘child’??? I am a graduate from CumulusBound College with a major in nightmare bounty hunting with years of training, so I can certainly assure you that I am no child! Unhand me this second and surrender peacefully, criminal scoundrel, or watch a professional…”

As Arthurius flails his arms wildly in an embarrassing manner in a failing attempt to escape, the struggle causes a crumpled up wanted poster Rynh was carrying to fall out of her shirt. After seeing the picture of the actual dragon he was supposed to be hunting on the crumpled wanted poster stare back at him and blanketing the sandy floor, his confidence also crumbles from the embarrassment of the realization that he’s been trying to capture the wrong person. He had royally fucked up.

: “Oh… OH! You’re not… oh… oh jeez… smooth move, Arthurius!”

Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/08/19(Wed)01:08 No. 133665 ID: e51896
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: “Please forgive this foolish dreamcier, don’t throw me in the ocean, I did not get a chance to look at some of the wanted posters, so I mistook you for a criminal to hunt after hearing word from the boardwalk. But seeing as you were carrying wanted posters, it looks like you too were looking to capture a bounty too, yes?”
“So as an apology, how about a deal? If you let me go, I can join your party and assist you in capturing any bounty of your choice! I even already have a plan of action in mind to help us capture whatever criminal you desire.”
“And afterwards we can even split the gold 50-50!”
…
“Ok, 60-40 with you getting 60?”
…
“75-25?”
…
…
“Okay, okay! You’ll get 100% of the gold! I’m more interested in protecting the dreamers of beach day than receiving the gold anyway, just please don’t throw me into the ocean, okay?”

Absurdity DeVoid 2020/08/19(Wed)06:34 No. 133666 ID: 2bd15b
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Spirit Contaminator: Yeah I completely understand your condition. You know they're a lot of newcomers this year on the beach. Last time there was a giant octopus that every one united to defeat. I wonder what crazy thing will happen this year.

Spirit Contaminator: It is such a beautiful day today, it really is a pity that you are not able to spend it playing volleyball. That whole vampire allergic reaction to the sun really sucks, but at least you managed to see your face.

Spirit Contamination: During my whole existence I had something constantly obscuring my face. I was never able to see how I looked. Once I got this thing on and it started to deform with my head I gave up ever even trying to find out.

Spirit Contamination: But enough of dull stuff we all came here to relax and have fun.

Spirit Contamination: My project name was Spirit Contamination but you can call me SC for short and it is a pleasure to meet you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxvu_r8vczc

https://strawpoll.com/6uy5frk16
Gnoll made this poll. Choose Arthurius' fate.

Gnoll 2020/08/19(Wed)18:58 No. 133669 ID: ca2950
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Keimi: "Check out this shirt I got on the boardwalk. I don't know what the markings mean, but it perfectly compliments my natural curves."

Alex: "Those are really nice... shirt."

Gnoll 2020/08/19(Wed)18:59 No. 133670 ID: ca2950
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Alex: "Too bad it's a nice shirt full of lies!"

Keimi: "Kyaa~! Let go of me, you dink! Don't squeeze them! This is sexual harassment! Nooooooooo!"

SPLOOSH!

Doors 2020/08/20(Thu)17:22 No. 133672 ID: d63ea8
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Etzil: “My name is Eztil, great to make your acquaintance SC.”

Etzil: “And it’s less of a ‘vampire issue’ and more of a ‘being seen’ issue.”

Etzil: “There’s a… lot of people here. But I think this is going to make for a good afternoon.”

Doors 2020/08/20(Thu)17:22 No. 133673 ID: d63ea8
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Etzil: “I want to see what those water guns can do and maybe watch the-”

*spsh*

*spsh*

*spsh*

Etzil: “waves?”

Doors 2020/08/20(Thu)17:23 No. 133674 ID: d63ea8
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Etzil: “Uuuuuuuuuh.”

1/4 Cross 2020/08/21(Fri)02:00 No. 133675 ID: 894f15
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Argine taps on the top of the stand, calling towards the distracted shadow.
"Oi, eyes over here, customer! These things are strong stuff, and I don't want you coming back and asking for a refund just because you weren't listening."
She pauses, squinting at the supernaturally thick darkness under the umbrella.
"I didn't realise people out here had such an intense shadow. You sure you got the chops to wield these? Doesn't seem like a good weapon would do much for someone who's hiding under an umbrella all the time. Still, a customer's a customer. Got the payment?"
A couple of coins rattle onto the stand, with no sign of having been placed there by any limbs.
In exchange, a pair of water pistols are placed out on the table for the paying customer after Argine pushes some boxes to the side.
"Right, so these things take most forms of liquid, including oil, tea and gasoline, but my technical advisor says it works best with water."

She turns to the individual in the floatie, picking up and twirling one of the guns.
"Before you go, you gonna rent one of these, or-"

2/4 Cross 2020/08/21(Fri)02:01 No. 133676 ID: 894f15
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Click.

PZOOOOOOOOM

3/4 Cross 2020/08/21(Fri)02:02 No. 133677 ID: 894f15
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PZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

4/4 Cross 2020/08/21(Fri)02:03 No. 133678 ID: 894f15
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"...Like I was saying, are you gonna rent one of these too? Window shopping may be fun, but it's a totally different story having one of these in your hands. It ain't everyday you have an opportunity to get something from a master weapons engineer!"

"Aaah! Argine, don't say that! These are meant to be fun recreational toys, not weapons! It doesn't do any kind of damage to people...
Though I am a master, thank you very much."

Argine leaves the gun beside the first, drumming her fingers on the stand.

>>133676

That's Metal Gear RAY's water cutter!

Margaritaville 1/2 Wanderer 2020/08/21(Fri)07:21 No. 133680 ID: 193fb8
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Rat: "N-no one wanted to share with me..."

Nalu: "Woah! Finished that whole thing?! That's the spirit! Just chill out, sis! I just gotta deliver these drinks to the party-goers, then I think my shift is done!"

Rat: "ohno"

The otter pads her way across the tiki bar towards the new patron. Setting a violently blue glass with a very bendy straw

Nalu: "Hereyago! The Bluest Hawaii! Triple shots! Extra strong just like you asked!"

She looks up to get a good look at Cybil

Nalu: "Woah, a diver? Thats sweet! I bet you can go really deep in a suit like that!"

Without really waiting for much of a response, she flick her tail and walks out the door.

Hula-Love Wanderer 2020/08/21(Fri)07:52 No. 133683 ID: 193fb8
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"Who ordered the scorpion bowl!! How about the Piña Colada!"

On her way to deliver drinks to passers-by, she does a double take. Almost magnetically attracted to just about the only hunky male on the beach. Suddenly, the otter seems to interrupt a squabble.

Nalu: "Well hello~ Did either of you order the sex-on-the-beach?"

She sways her hips a bit, unusually mindful about her serving tray.

Nalu: "Who's your big friend friend there?" She winks up at the bigger of the two
Nalu: "Does he like short girls?~" She giggles as she makes a poorly disguised attempt to whisper to a distraught Keimi

Nalu: "Hey there Kahuna, a couple of us are gonna get together under the boardwalk soon. Wanna tag along? All ya gotta do is bring your grass clippers"

>>133677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ED23hnXhQ

Blobbish 2020/08/21(Fri)09:30 No. 133685 ID: 7f716e
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"...Please, I think you've had enough...

NO! GIVE ME ANOTHER!

LW 2020/08/22(Sat)00:28 No. 133691 ID: 6f7a5a
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>>133633
Sister Tawny: "The Kraken is dead? well that's wonderful, if you know who slew it I'd be glad to accept proof from them.

Oh my Horrible Howie? don't you think he's a little out of your league? you have so little hair and such flimsy brown rags? I'm afraid your family won't get anything if you throw your life away if that's what you had in mind. I know money can be very tight for people of your meager means but I'm sure your family loves you and wouldn't want you sacrificing is for their sake, but if you're desperate for a warm meal and willing to get your hands dirty I know a few work house that should take you in perhaps even your whole family if they need shelter too."

Grey Gash 2020/08/22(Sat)10:21 No. 133694 ID: d63ea8
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Drawer: “Oh! That Piña Colada is mine.”

Drawer: “Would you be a dear and bring it over to me?”

Gnoll 2020/08/22(Sat)10:41 No. 133695 ID: ca2950
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Keimi: "If you want to feel them, you might as well feel both of them. Here, I'll help you feel as much as possible, right in the face!"

Keimi lobs the remaining water balloon at Alex, who slightly shifts to the side, causing it to sail off past his head.

Alex: "I'm feeling a nice breeze from you whiffing so hard, if that's what you mean."

Donut 2020/08/22(Sat)16:32 No. 133696 ID: 55b47c
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Serah: "I'm still not sure I should be taking a day off adventuring..."

Serah's Fairy: "And I'm still sure you need to unwind. Get a tan! Get a drink! Hit a volleyball! Hit a bar! Anything that get you out of those stuffy robes. And take off that stupid skirt, we're finally here! Come on, come on!"

Serah: "No! This stays on! I shouldn't have let you pick my beachwear. What was I thinking?!"

Serah's Fairy: "Pfft! You were distracted by some dusty old book, I could have gotten you to agree to anything. If I wanted my adventurer to slut it up, girl, you'd know. Now who wants to see if they have a margarita big enough for me to soak in? I do! I do!"

LW 2020/08/22(Sat)18:13 No. 133698 ID: 6f7a5a
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>>133678
Dolan:"Can these devices handle more . . . 'potent' liquids? or only water? my woman is a skilled alchemist and these rifles could prove crucial to the . . . 'fun' me and my pals intend to have "

1/2 Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/08/22(Sat)20:22 No. 133700 ID: e51896
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: *spsh* Oof! *spsh* Yow! *spsh* Ouch! *spsh* *gargle* *spsh* Ugh! *spsh* Sorry, shark! *spsh* *sneezes* *spsh* Please… *spsh* Morpheus… *spsh* Make… *spsh* This… *spsh* Stop! *spsh* Oh no! *spsh* INCOMING!

2/2 Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/08/22(Sat)20:23 No. 133701 ID: e51896
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Amongst the cacophony of the waves, a bogey approaches, even in this torrential flow. Mnemosyne narrows her eyes, ready for the opponent in front of her.

The slightest shifting of stances...
Without losing her balance, the soldier strikes out, a trained strike repurposed for the swatting of birds and aquatic lifeforms. The offending assailant soars off into the distance, his momentum redirected skywards.

And yet, the waves carry on, bringing the soldier onwards still. Internally, she adjusts her guard. Who knew that even out here in the deep blue, that there could be strange encounters such as these?

:SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOORRRrrrrrryyyyyyyyy…

(Thanks to CrossTheLine for providing narration)

Absurdity DeVoid 2020/08/23(Sun)02:40 No. 133702 ID: 2bd15b
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>>133691
Dervan: I was observing others who were also interested in the bounty hunting business and plainly I am disappointed in a lack of enthusiasm for bloodshed. So I am going to give it a good old fashion college try and see what happens out of it. But before I start there is one thing that I need to know first. In the pursuit of the target is it allowed to use modern technology, weaponry, tactics, like carpet bombing, biological warfare, an anti-tank rifle with armor-piercing rounds, and other similar stuff. Or does the usage of those things is considered as a bad sport or dishonoring the sanctity or the bounty hunting? I just want to know what is allowed to be used or if there are any codes of conduct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGRTWgjM8c4

Anon44!9Ni.nfJm6s 2020/08/23(Sun)16:12 No. 133703 ID: b5fb67
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>>133635

Sarah: "Beach volleyball! Finally! I didn't have to set up nets or anything this year!"

Anita: "We can totally take them on. It will be like taking a piece of cake from a baby!"

Sarah: "...that's not how that goes, but I'm too enthusiastic to care that much!"

Meanwhile stuff is happening behind them, but nobody cares about that.

Sarcopholacooda 2020/08/24(Mon)10:31 No. 133704 ID: 11f77a
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>>133691
Key: You got a whole lot of neck to be talking to me like that, you blue-tongued stack of fur.

Key: Nothing is out of my league! I’ve slaughtered giants bigger than dire basksharks during mating season. I spent days in a cramped vendor to strike my target at his favorite hotdog stand.

Key: You look like you’re allergic to parties.

Key: Just swing your head in the damn direction of where this scum is hiding its ugly face and shut your pretentious checkerboard mouth. Or you’ll see why I should’ve been the one with the ‘Horrible’ title.

1/2 teegee 2020/08/24(Mon)21:38 No. 133705 ID: 3994a2
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Polonius trudges up to the bar and slams down a strange piece of currency.

POLONIUS: "Bartender! A bottle of whatever swill passes for liquor in this backwater hellhole!"

POLONIUS: "...Yes, the whole bottle. I intend to efface from my mind any memory of this wretched sandpit."

2/2 teegee 2020/08/24(Mon)22:11 No. 133707 ID: 3994a2
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Polonius takes a swig and shudders visibly.

POLONIUS: "Ugh. I regret calling it swill... this is much worse."

He glances at Cybil.

POLONIUS: "Hmph. Well, I'm glad to finally see someone around here has enough forebrain capacity to resist getting half-naked and gyrating like a bonobo in heat... which is more than can be said of my esteemed confreres."

1/2 teegee 2020/08/25(Tue)00:24 No. 133708 ID: 3994a2
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HOWIE: Think I finally lost 'em. Can't believe this shit. How was I supposed t' know that guy was connected?

HOWIE: Now I just gotta get someone to cut this fuckin' zip tie off. Lookit this perv here havin' a looky-loo, he'll do. Bet he won't squeal on me if I don't squeal on him.

2/2 teegee 2020/08/25(Tue)00:24 No. 133709 ID: 3994a2
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HOWIE: "Psst."

HOWIE: "H-hey."

HOWIE: "Hey, buddy. Little help?"

Sarcopholacooda 2020/08/25(Tue)09:59 No. 133711 ID: 11f77a
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Thadeus: Oh! Uh. Nice birds we’re having! Really a lot of birds today, yesiree.

Thadeus: Glad I took a… class in… birdwatching~~.

Thadeus: So, uh, find your own spot! This one’s taken.

Howie: Pipe down, skinnylegs. I promise not to tell--

Howie: That is, if you can help me out of this conundrum here…

Thadeus: Hey wait a second. I see where you’re running from, creep!

Thadeus squints and starts to connect some dots of this mysterious Gard-midget with his wrists bond by zip-ties. On the run. Shifty-eyed.

Thadeus: Well I’ve admittedly been there, too. Some women have very weird fetishes.

Thadeus: The one you’re running from probably took it too far, huh? That's why God invented safewords. Let me just find some clippers.

Thadeus: I can purchase a set on the boardwalk. Stick close to me. Wouldn’t want your date to spot ya.

Grey Gash 2020/08/27(Thu)18:43 No. 133715 ID: d63ea8
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Keimi: “-ight in the face!”

Drawer: “Hmm?”

Grey Gash 2020/08/27(Thu)18:43 No. 133716 ID: d63ea8
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Drawer: “What th-?”

Grey Gash 2020/08/27(Thu)18:44 No. 133717 ID: d63ea8
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*SPLOOOSH*

Grey Gash 2020/08/27(Thu)18:44 No. 133718 ID: d63ea8
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Drawer: “Childrennnn.”

Drawer: “I despise children.”

Donut 2020/08/30(Sun)15:41 No. 133731 ID: 55b47c
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Serah drops her fairy off at the bar, hoping she'll cause less trouble from the bottom of a margarita than in the middle of a volleyball game.

SERAH: “Excuse me, bartender? Please provide whatever libations are needed to keep this one here. Also, do not worry about alchol poisoning. I am fairly certain that fae metabolism processes alcohol in a manner similar to oxygen.”

FAIRY: What's oxygen?

SERAH: Something we need to survive.

FAIRY: Yeah, that sounds right.

SERAH: I'm going to go watch the game. Don't make any enemies, please.

FAIRY: Me? Never.

The margarita arrives, and Serah's fairy lets out a tiny squeal of delight, jumping straight into the glass and laying her wings on the salty rim.

FAIRY: This is the best day ever. Too bad you two are too big to really enjoy it properly.

Beach Baby Wanderer 2020/08/30(Sun)19:45 No. 133733 ID: 6a0704
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The otter dodges a loosely tossed balloon

Nalu: "Ah well, Gotta let the tourists have their fun... All the hunks are always taken anyway!"

"I wonder who that kahuna is toastin' those gnarly swirls over there... I gotta get my board out before I miss the mondo waves!"

>>133718

Nalu: "Here ya go miss! One Piña Colada"

She sets the drink in the wet drawer. Picking off some bits of water balloon.

Nalu: "Can you believe it? A water fight and they don't invite me!" She giggles. Adjusting her grass.

Nalu: "Well? Aren't you gonna get her back!!"

Sarcopholacooda 2020/08/31(Mon)20:32 No. 133736 ID: 11f77a
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Yamelle: Ah, that's better. We've finally set up our parlor and we're open for business~!

LW 2020/09/03(Thu)21:09 No. 133740 ID: 6f7a5a
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>>133702
Sister Tawny: "well... sir? I'm sure as long as you bring back enough for proof it should be alright...)

>>133704
Sister Tawny: "very well if you insist, I was simply trying to look out for your safety. Horrible Howie was last seen at the old shipping contain at the far beach, even if he isn't still there, you might at least find something decent to wear . . ."

Absurdity DeVoid 2020/09/04(Fri)11:01 No. 133742 ID: 2bd15b
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>>133740
Dervan: I am glad to hear that. I will bring you the head on a plate without even moving from this spot.

Dervan: Let me show you just what technology is capable of doing.

Dervan: I won't just deliver the proof, I will also show you how I will accomplish that with my devil drone.

Dervan: Hey Bob I have an assignment for you, I already send you a picture of the target that needs to be decapitated. No blood just a nice clean slice, I am aiming to impress no intimidate. It is specifically pointed out that you cut off the right head of this giant.

Bob: I will be done, But where is the last known location of the target.

Dervan: To help in speeding up the process of tracking the target, where was the last know location of this giant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xiengwqh64&ab_channel=GamingSoundtracks

Gnoll 2020/09/04(Fri)15:30 No. 133743 ID: ca2950
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Leimahtaa: "A childish scrawling, an immature insult and a pittance of a reward. Whoever is distributing these scraps obviously has some pitiful, little grudge gnawing at them, but I can't for the life of me think of who it could be.
All the context clues are pointing to some impoverished nobody.

However, it might be an amusing diversion to watch the insects scurry around in the dirt at my feet."

Sarcopholacooda 2020/09/04(Fri)18:04 No. 133744 ID: 11f77a
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VRRRRRRRRRR

Sarcopholacooda 2020/09/04(Fri)18:05 No. 133745 ID: 11f77a
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SKREEEEEEE!

Sarcopholacooda 2020/09/04(Fri)18:06 No. 133746 ID: 11f77a
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Driga: Ah~ It's about time we arrived to the testing course, Njar.

Driga: With the Beach Police dismantled there are so many new subjects to try out my devices straight from Huron's labs!

Njar: Yeah. I finally won't have to play victim to your experiments for once.

Driga: Send the word out, then! Driga's Armaments is officially open!

Driga has 12 weapons that needs gratuitous testing. Request one today!

Grey Gash 2020/09/05(Sat)19:41 No. 133747 ID: d63ea8
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Drawer: “Get her back?”

*creeeeak*

Drawer: “Yes, I think I shall.”

Drawer: “But you might want to take a step back.”

Grey Gash 2020/09/05(Sat)19:41 No. 133748 ID: d63ea8
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Drawer: “First few rows are a splash zone.

1/4 Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/09/07(Mon)11:26 No. 133760 ID: e51896
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: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

2/4 Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/09/07(Mon)11:27 No. 133761 ID: e51896
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*CRASH!*
: OOOF!

3/4 Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/09/07(Mon)11:27 No. 133762 ID: e51896
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*PLOMP*

4/4 Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/09/07(Mon)11:29 No. 133763 ID: e51896
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The landing of the long fall caused Arthurius to end up inside a box and has been welcomed by the blanketed embrace of a pile of clothing and costumes littered within the box, unfolded and neglected yet warm and comforting. And while the clothing had broken his fall, it is yet to be seen if the fall had broken Arthurius’ spirit as he has been knocked out, not allowing him to realize that against all but cartoon logic, he has fallen stuck inside a old costume of a green prehistoric t-rex, and a patched old hat which has flown and fallen right on top of the bald head of the dinosaur after the impact of the fall.

LW 2020/09/13(Sun)20:20 No. 133803 ID: 6f7a5a
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>>133742
Sister Tawney: "the giant was last seen near the southern jungle, but hasn't been seen since, she couldn't be too hard to find there are not a lot of places a giant could hide around here."

Absurdity DeVoid 2020/09/16(Wed)07:16 No. 133815 ID: 2bd15b
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Dervan: Did you hear what the quest giver said about the location of the target?

Bob: Yes I did sir and I am already scanning that area. Uhh, the giant seems to be hiding among other similar looking statues.

Dervan: I doubt it is hiding, maybe that is just the place where it is feeling most relaxed. Anyway, it doesn't matter, simply shoot the second statue on the right and bring the head to our location.

Bob: Understood sir!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FslLO4PCak&ab_channel=AnsonCall

Absurdity DeVoid 2020/09/16(Wed)07:29 No. 133816 ID: 2bd15b
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Dervan: Ugh! It is impossible to see anything when the shock waves of the blast hit the location with a lot of sand is surrounding it in the first place. Well to be honest there is not much to see after that, so let me explain what your eyes can't see.

Dervan: I order my worker to shoot a short-range teleporting beam from his orbital satellite in order to only teleport the head of the target and in that way decapitating her. It is quick, painless, bloodless, and efficient.

Dervan: And if you would loo in this direction...

Dervan: You will see that the teleportation process is already being.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz-J4WJnkIM&ab_channel=NewBrawlgamemusic2

Absurdity DeVoid 2020/09/16(Wed)07:50 No. 133817 ID: 2bd15b
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Dervan: .......What!

Dervan: Bob are you aware that you just teleported a stone head to our location and not the head of the giant...Yes, I am sure that you made a mistake, I know what I am seeing with my eyes!.... I said to shoot the second target on the right what part of that you didn't understand?.... What do you mean, you thought it was on your right!.... Ok just then simply shoot the statue on your left you, idiot!

Dervan: What do you mean you can't!.... What it has to charge for 12 hovers, why doesn't it has to take that long!.... I don't care about your excuses!... Why didn't you take off the helmet if it did hinder your aiming!... If I even go to that satellite station I will push you out of the airlock door and leave you to float in the space until you suffocate!

Dervan: Unbelievable!

Dervan: I don't know what to say this is completely unprofessional on my side of things. Apparently, the person who is operating my satellite station doesn't know the difference between the left and right. I have nobody else to blame than myself to this incompetence.

Dervan: I need a drink, I apologize for not being able to fulfill this contract. This was nothing but a huge blunder on my record and I wish to forget for this ever happening in the first place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz-Sstui9yc&ab_channel=Kiki%27sMusicKollection

Sarcopholacooda 2020/09/16(Wed)22:07 No. 133819 ID: 11f77a
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Following the lead given by the giraffe town-crier, the Sajjas assassin storms past her in search of the dreadful and horrible Howie. Shuffling through the sand the blue stalker comes upon the lost container of novelty Halloween costumes washed ashore. She can feel the weather change drastically, and the sky greys up with rolling thunder in the distance. An ominous breeze waves the container’s steel door with a screech of rusty hinges. Yet the atmosphere doesn’t stir our cutthroat beachgoer one bit.

Key: That thoughts-and-prayers choirgirl thinks she’s so hot, telling me to play dress up. Hrff! Whatever. Let’s see what I can pick up here.

No footprints, many disappeared from the rustling of wind a year ago. She hunches down over scattered clothes and begins her investigation on the illusive reptilian bastard. She sniffs around, searching for a hint of that repugnant smell of bogwater and scales.

She lifts a santa hat and can detect a feint odor of both a noxious element and a royal fragrance of cinnamon and coals. The clash of opposite ends in the aroma spectrum makes her snort and curl her whiskers like dying vines.

Key: Phugh! That’s never gonna go away. This is an old scent, unfortunately. But it’s something at least. Howie could be anywhere in the world by now. But I’ll stalk him to the ends of the arm of this spiral galaxy!

Sarcopholacooda 2020/09/16(Wed)22:08 No. 133820 ID: 11f77a
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Ugh… what a landing.

I should’ve just stayed at the DJ booth when I had the chance.

>>133820
picture taken moments before disaster

Anonymous 2020/09/17(Thu)11:51 No. 133825 ID: 19da02
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Kelepee grins, smirking at the dude that's looking at her. "Only the top ones are lewd. Everybody knows that," she says.

Caorian just shakes her head as she walks to the far side of the net. "We'd be happy to vollyball with y'all," she says. "The rules are pretty simple. You have to hit the ball over the net, and the other team tries to hit it back to you over the net. If the ball touches the ground inside the marked area on your opponent's side of the net, you score a point, but if it hits the net or the ground outside of the marked area, the other team gets a point. And you can't catch the ball or hold it or anything. You gotta smack it back and forth."

"And if you score a point, somebody on the other team has to take off a piece of clothes." Kelepee adds.

"I don't thin-"

"Nope, says it right there in the rules." Kelepee licks her lips.

Gnoll 2020/09/22(Tue)11:33 No. 133843 ID: ca2950
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Keimi hurls a distracting cloud of sand into the air at Drawer.

Keimi: "Screw this! Book it!"
Alex: "What is even happening?"
Keimi: "Just run!"

Keimi and Alex have fled.

1/2 Cross 2020/10/03(Sat)05:22 No. 133884 ID: 4bd3e7
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"Diagram, you explain to the customer, I'm getting a call."

"O-oh! Alright, sure thing."

Diagram turns to the rabbit fellow, thinking about his question.
"You're so thoughtful, getting something nice for your girlfriend! I'm not sure what she'd want to put in these, though! Water works best in these guns. They're meant to be fun toys, right? I guess you could use other substances if you wanted, but the results get unpredictable otherwise. I remember that time someone snuck in some imported honey from one of the nearby worlds, and things got a little explosive, pardon the metaphor."

The scent still lingers in her memories. The entire room, smelling like freshly-baked honey biscuits. It took the facility *weeks* to get it scrubbed off the testing chamber walls, though some clones complained, stating that they preferred the smell.

What do you MEAN, someone else is selling guns? That's our niche! I'm gonna do something about it!

*stomp stomp stomp stomp*

"Diagram, I'm gonna hop out for a moment. There's some... recon I need to conduct."
Before the blue girl can say anything, her sales partner disappears out the back, the door slamming behind her.

"...Apologies for that, sir. I understand if you're not interested any more, but I can guarantee that there are many other high-quality products in our catalog! Perhaps you'd be interested in some hyper-tensile water balloons instead? They're fillable with anything you want, and burst open on impact better than 98% of similar balloons on the market! I'd really rather not be held accountable for any damages you cause, though..."

2/2 Cross 2020/10/03(Sat)05:22 No. 133885 ID: 4bd3e7
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Meanwhile, in a back alley...
A certain rebel goes to investigate a shady van, armed with a "clever" deception.
She thinks to herself, "Man, these guys are total ripoffs. Can't they come up with anything more original? Pssh."

"Hello, I'm here to buy one of those... fine weapons you have there. Do you have anything particularly small, unassuming, yet powerful? Do you take MREs as payment?"

She pauses, watching the dealer duo through her paper-thin disguise.
The stand-off continues, and the rebel gets flustered. She jabs a finger towards the truck accusationally.
"Aren't you going to give me one of the guns? MREs are totally valid currency where I come from!"

LW 2020/10/03(Sat)14:53 No. 133886 ID: 6f7a5a
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>>133746
>>133885
Aebin Nethar:"Unlike this Trash haggler I have coin to spend, but I won't pay much if you can't prove the quality of these weapons"

1/4 Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/10/03(Sat)18:37 No. 133887 ID: e51896
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.................................

2/4 Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/10/03(Sat)18:39 No. 133889 ID: e51896
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: *Thinking* (ACK! IS SHE N-N-NAKED???)

Arthurius Howie immediately averts his eyes away from stares lustfully at the state of undress Key is in.

:*Thinking* (I get it… She’s having one of those nightmares… the one where the dreamer is underdressed in public… she’s all curled up in a ball trying to hide her exposure… the poor woman… but as a Dreamcier, it is my duty to save this dreamer from awakening from her nightmare… I’ll need to act swiftly to get out of this disconcerting mess quickly.)

Arthurius Howie is sweating over the awkwardness of seeing is drooling over the view of Key’s bare backside.

3/4 Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/10/03(Sat)18:41 No. 133890 ID: e51896
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:”TAKE THIS!”


Arthurius Howie throws some clothing he found in the trailer to throws a diversion to blanket Key so she can get dressed so he can make an escape

4/4 Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2020/10/03(Sat)18:42 No. 133891 ID: e51896
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Arthurius Howie proceeds to wait in the trailer so Key can have privacy make his retreat into the trailer quickly slamming the door on his way in

LW 2020/10/16(Fri)20:33 No. 134018 ID: 6f7a5a
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The time of monsters is return and a floating fortress arrives on the horizon

LW 2020/10/16(Fri)20:35 No. 134019 ID: 6f7a5a
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. . . bearing the wielder of the kraken.
a champion who welcomes all challengers

Sarcopholacooda 2020/10/20(Tue)22:06 No. 134106 ID: 11f77a
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>>133885
Driga: Ah, I'll be taking payment in the form of credits. Hmm, you're not a returning customer, are you?

Njar: Oh, hey Argine...

Njar: She cool, Dreeg. Give her somethin'.

Driga: Well~ I've been experimenting with a new, uh--cleaning solution meant for removing tough irradiated stains from satellites bleached from the sun.

Driga: Perhaps you can test it on someone who spilled some barbeque sauce on their pants.

>>133886
Driga: I'll be right with you, strange Chupian. You ask for quality? I'll try to scrounge up a good one in a moment.

Sarcopholacooda 2020/10/21(Wed)20:34 No. 134120 ID: 11f77a
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>>133886
Driga: Ah, I knew I'd find it eventually!

Driga: Here you go, sir. I've been trying to make it a get-away solution when in a hot spot but it won't pick up anything heaver than a person.

Driga: For now--do what you can! Let me know what you discover.

LW 2020/10/28(Wed)16:22 No. 134227 ID: 6f7a5a
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>>133598
Ulric:"Lab grown tissue? you call this slop meat, My father is a butcher and he'd throw you out of town for such a claim! You mush brained lop-ears could never know the value of a fresh kill, to feast on the death of another. I spit at your stall and all your garden wrecking kind."

Grey Gash 2020/11/28(Sat)17:38 No. 134407 ID: d63ea8
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*Anime music intensifies.*

Grey Gash 2020/11/28(Sat)17:39 No. 134408 ID: d63ea8
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Drawer: Did you just...

Grey Gash 2020/11/28(Sat)17:41 No. 134410 ID: d63ea8
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Drawer: THROW SAND IN MY DRI-

PZOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Grey Gash 2020/11/28(Sat)17:41 No. 134411 ID: d63ea8
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-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Grey Gash 2020/11/28(Sat)17:41 No. 134412 ID: d63ea8
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f.

Doors 2020/11/28(Sat)17:42 No. 134413 ID: d63ea8
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((Author's Note:))
((The Drawer will not be as easy to defeat in AGoW.))

Gnoll 2020/12/04(Fri)14:12 No. 134446 ID: ca2950
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Rynh: "I'm just going to walk around in a boy's swimsuit and hope nobody notices I'm a girl or even worse, tries to copy me so that there's a bunch of topless girls running around. That would be the worst."

>>134446
Oh hey look at that regular adolescent boy over there.

LW 2020/12/16(Wed)04:16 No. 134526 ID: 6f7a5a
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>>133886
Nethar:"a ballon gun, this is the best you have? bah, it'll have to do."

* * *

>>133696
Nethar:"Lady Kensington, you'd best come with me unless you want your flimsy swimsuit floating up to the stars."

Donut 2020/12/16(Wed)18:01 No. 134528 ID: 8483cf
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>>134526


"Aah!" Serah jumps backward. "W-what do you want? Money? Please don't touch my swimsuit!"

Sarcopholacooda 2021/06/07(Mon)15:21 No. 135695 ID: 11f77a
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The hunt resumes.

The assassin stalks her prey in the dark of the cold, steel container. Pillars of boxes tower over the hapless individual garmented in the wrong costume at the wrong time.

Sarcopholacooda 2021/06/07(Mon)15:22 No. 135696 ID: 11f77a
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: huff hrrf What’s this girl’s deal?

: That does it… forget the bounties. Next time I get an invitation to this beach, I’m giving it to Mags!

Sarcopholacooda 2021/06/07(Mon)15:24 No. 135697 ID: 11f77a
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Key: There you are, you disgusting swamp filth!

Key: I’m taking your head; and let the gulls pick at your bloated corpse left behind! And your bones will be used to pick the beak of the More Kraken!

: Aaaaaaah!!

Key: Ye be still and I will grant a swift decapitation!

>>135867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJsRAcAhnNw

Sarcopholacooda 2021/07/24(Sat)12:00 No. 135900 ID: 11f77a
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The headhunter carries her prize. Horrible Howie, once a monster who desecrated the land with his foul presence alone, had been silenced.

All that's left is to return the evidence to the town-crier and claim the handsome reward--

Sarcopholacooda 2021/07/24(Sat)12:13 No. 135901 ID: 11f77a
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Key: You think this is funny, you walking chimney?!

Key: Sending me on a wild chase to bring you some scruff mcgruff mascot head?

Key: There was never any horrible creature--all this was hyped up for your royal amusement.

Key: I demand compensation for wasting my time or I'll have my revenge, tall-neck!

Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2021/07/24(Sat)13:14 No. 135904 ID: e51896
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Meanwhile back in the boxcar, Arthurius sits with his back leaning behind a box. His head peeks out of his shirt which he ducked his head under to avoid getting decapitated. Only the top of his hat got destroyed. He takes a look at the fake vampire blood packet he found in one of the boxes. Some of it got in his mouth, it tastes a little bit like... raspberry jam?

:"That was scary... thank Morpheus I found this..."

he sighs loudly

:"Why is everyone at this beach so INSANE?!? Ugh, forget this place, I'm going home. I'll pick up my team later..."

Arthurius makes his exit off the beach.

LW 2021/11/05(Fri)00:41 No. 136454 ID: 9b127b
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>>135901
Lanix seems about to react in anger at being hit, but takes a moment to calm herself

Sister Tawny: "There is no need to throw a fit child, I'm sure you must be very frustrated but I did warn you that Horrible Howie was far out of your league

*Sigh*

Sister Tawny: "Neither I nor the crown can compensate you for a failed job, I thought I had made that very clear. but how's this for a reward, you a peasant pursued a fiend that should have meant your certain death but escaped with a most precious gift, your own life! truly you are blessed! and on your journey you've found a fine coat and hat to keep you warm in the cold winter months! so in a way you HAVE earned compensation!"

Tawny feels her wet hood

Sister Tawny: "now if there's nothing else, I'll need to clean off this jam before it stains."