The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/11/06(Sun)17:27 No. 105439 ID: 2169b1
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Nem, in her daydreaming, doesn't notice as a car pulls up in the parking lot and an armored figure steps out. He goes to his trunk and pulls out a large duffel bag, the sound of metal and plastic shifting around within audible.

He steps up to the front of the school and looks the young woman over.

"Morning."

The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/11/06(Sun)17:28 No. 105440 ID: 2169b1
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"I'm the new gym teacher. You must be one of the students. Nice to meet you."

Thanks to the helmet covering his face, his face is inscrutable. "After the unfortunate suicide of your last teacher, a Mr. Smaug, I've been hired to take his place."

He shakes his head. "10 shotgun blasts to the genitals... man must have had his demons..."

"Anyways, nice to meet you."

> Kome can become principal
Oh dear @#$%.

I'm... going to abstain any votes for me as Principal. Tempting as it is to drive this school into the ground, I'm going to vote for the play rather than my part in it.

That being said, my part involves making insane chaotic suggestions to the Board about random events that will take place about once every hour - I'm hoping that with enough votes on INDIVIDUAL matters, I can get the other people here at TGChan to collaborate in the piecewise destruction of any semblance of High School normality, until something something greater plotline fix something something overall refashioning of final act based on realistic reactions to chaotic plot something something big disgusting heartrending finale I dunno make it a citybuster Smik.

First proposition to the School Board: miniature tornadoes will now form around students. The intensity of the turbulence is INVERSELY proportional to the embarrassment of the student. How does this happen? Spread pixie dust for all I @#$%ing care. Proposition subject to suggestions and modifications.

Smik 2016/11/11(Fri)20:42 No. 105542 ID: e136ae
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>>105494
>Spread pixie dust for all I @#$%ing care.

Mary the Naughty Science Faerie: You want some pixie dust? Yeah, I know you want some pixie dust.

Nem: Pardon me?

Mary: Principle's orders. We need pixie dust. Everyone knows you get pixie dust by spanking faeries. So...

Smik 2016/11/11(Fri)20:51 No. 105544 ID: e136ae
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Nem: I'm HALF FAE!

Mary: Well then...

Nem: I have NEVER created pixie dust from being spanked!

Mary: You've clearly not been spanked prop...

Nem: YOU SHUT UP!

GB 2016/11/13(Sun)22:43 No. 105574 ID: 750f88
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A miniature knight, whilst on their way to their first class of the day, is engulfed by the flames of love at first sight. Taking to the security of the bushes, they watch with euphoria at the article of their affection.

Knight's Inner Thoughts: By the gods, what beauty.. Never in my years have I seen such a sight... So alluring- so, so magnificent. So... Gah i'm so dumbstruck that my words are failing me... I must get a closer look, so that I can more antiquity pay homage to such loveliness.

The small knight creeps along the school's foliage in an attempt to gain a better angle.

Knight's Inner Thoughts: Indeed, that is the reason for my actions. I only wish to honor such beauty... Not simply a guise or anterior motive. Maybe just a few pictures...

They pull out their phone and quickly access the camera feature.

Knight's Inner Thoughts: If only I could get them to remove the hideous clothing covering the product of my desires.... Indeed. That red hoodie seems pretty vestigial... Why would they dare cover up such large and wondrous armour...

The little knight takes several pictures of the supposed gym teacher clad in armour. They fail to notice the faes, as the artist sucks at drawing.

Arhra 2016/11/13(Sun)22:55 No. 105575 ID: 3343bd
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>>105434
"Rules? Fu ha ha ha hah! I laugh at your rules!"

Arhra 2016/11/13(Sun)22:55 No. 105576 ID: 3343bd
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"This is high school, a merciless battlefield with neither honour nor humanity. It calls to me..."

Arhra 2016/11/13(Sun)22:56 No. 105577 ID: 3343bd
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"And it belongs to me now! I'm taking over this school! Tremble before me, TGCHAN HIGH!"

>>105577
I love that jacket.

>>105577
Stop digging dungeons in the football stadium!

>>105579
That's called the locker rooms.

>>105577
>hasnt_graduated_for_1000_years.png

Seems plausible, considering her original-continuity attitude toward literacy.

Smik 2016/11/14(Mon)15:48 No. 105594 ID: e136ae
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Upon seeing Deem, Nem charges past the naughty science faerie and skids to a halt next to her, sending the subtitles flying and killing some of her sparklies.

Nem: You're DEEM, HIN's BOSS, right?! Can I join your gang?! What do you need me to do to join your gang?!

>>105594
Don't move, Deem.
Her vision is based on movement.

Rynh 2016/11/15(Tue)21:41 No. 105619 ID: ca6f74
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"I'm not letting someone's unruly pottery project tell me what to do. If anyone's gonna take over this place, it's gonna be me."

Ava 2016/11/17(Thu)19:56 No. 105644 ID: b70770
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"Hey, Boss, did you hear? Someone's stepping in on our turf?"

"Like hell they are," Boss says, "We're literally called The Hoodlums. Who the fuck do they think they are?"

"Want me to mess 'em up, boss?" Clara asks.

"Nah, I got a better plan. But first we'll wait and see how this plays out a bit."

Is this school just, like, 90% punks and hoodlums?

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/11/17(Thu)20:29 No. 105648 ID: 1f8505
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Anita: "Pfffttt, Nem is never gonna get into that gang. Deem hardly lets anyone join. Do you remember the last person who joined, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Hmm..."

Anita: "Exactly."

>>105647
>This school is a delinquent school in which both teachers and students will usually carry weapons.
Yes.

>>105654
Pretty sure the teachers started it in an attempt to literally knock some sense into the troublemakers of the class. Then the students started doing it in order to protect themselves from the teachers beatings. It got outta control shortly after that.

>>105655
You got a Science fairy flying around asking peeps to spank her.

So, ya know, try to see the forest for the trees.

>>105660
KOME is the PRINCIPAL.

Enough said.

>>105660
She could be a masochist.

>>105664
Kome refused to be the principal.

>>105672
instead he made it that he must be called king mayor presidente Kome! cue a Spanish guitar playing whenever someone calls his name

>>105672
He's still the principal of our hearts.

>>105671
Naughty Science Faerie considers Limebreaker a "Professor of Improbable Penetrations" if that's any indicator. I threw her in for pixie dust but she's going to be teaching a class, too. I don't quite know what Kome's thinking with the pixie dust but spanking her does result in pixie dust and then stuff happens.

>>105684
>>105671
I am definitely not complaining about naughty science fairy.

In my capacity as Fat Cheerleader, I would likely use her as a dispenser for delicious dusty condiments.

AlphaLurker 2016/11/19(Sat)20:24 No. 105731 ID: 49f18e
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Sport: "Wow there are a lot of scary ladies around here, I hope this isn't the wrong school . . ."

Arhra 2016/11/19(Sat)20:52 No. 105733 ID: 3343bd
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Alice is away from school a lot because of her medical condition but someone left a note in her locker saying to meet under the cherry blossom tree in the back of the school. Could it be... a confession?!

>>105733
If florans are your thing, just jump right in here. Now excuse me, I have delinquents to draw.

>>105733
Ah yes, The Cliche tree.

A place where confessions are made, information is (dramatically!) revealed, and relationships are formed and broken.

I wonder what what sort of meeting Alice will have?

>>105735
she'll meet Arhra who will tell her that her quest will make a come back soon but then mysteriously leave before she can get any definitive/specific answers.

>>105736
Spoilers!

>>105735
>I wonder what what sort of meeting Alice will have?
It's probably Deem in a really terrible disguise.

Indonesian Gentleman 2016/11/20(Sun)06:38 No. 105740 ID: ded3b0
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*sound of chalk on blackboard*

Indonesian Gentleman 2016/11/20(Sun)06:47 No. 105741 ID: ded3b0
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>>105740
"...aaand there we go. Anyone want to solve for X?"
...
"C'mon, we've been through this! Page 37 to 48 on your books. Remember the dizzy part when the quantum snake thrashes inbetween waveforms? There's bound to be worldlines colliding then! So, solving for X would be easy! Come on, anyone solve for X?"

>>105741
>theres nobody in class
hahaha!

Also I finally figured out a quick way of finding the hidden letters. But it's a secret~

Arhra 2016/11/25(Fri)02:34 No. 105908 ID: 3343bd
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>>105594
>>105619

Deem: "Take care of this rat problem and I'll consider letting you join my gang."

Smik 2016/12/08(Thu)22:54 No. 106312 ID: e136ae
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>>105908

Nem looks over at Rynh.

Nem: Rat problem?

Deem: Rat problem! THAT RAT.

Nem: Who? If you're talking about Sami that's awfully rude. And racist.

Deem: Rynh!

Nem: Rynh?

Deem: RYNH!!

Nem: Rynh looks nothing like a rat.

Deem is exasperated, and turns to see if anyone else is witnessing Nem's level of extreme undeliquent-like behaviour.

Nem: No, look. Her ears are all the wrong shape, she has an entirely wrong shape of nose... are you just basing this off her being short? I don't mean to offend you but... you're rather petite yourself you know.

Smik 2016/12/08(Thu)23:00 No. 106315 ID: e136ae
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Spike: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE MY "HOW TO TELL THINGS FROM OTHER THINGS" CLASS!

Deem: What?

Spike YOINKS Deem.

Nem stands dumbstruck for a few moments then runs after them.

Nem: Wait... WAIT! WAIT you're STEALING my GANG LEADER!! You can't do that! HEY!!

The Hif Bully 2016/12/09(Fri)14:49 No. 106323 ID: eda54c
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"Mom said if I skip one more day of school she's gonna have to show up for court, and if she has to do that she won't buy me cigs anymore! Lame-o!"

The Hif Bully 2016/12/09(Fri)14:58 No. 106325 ID: eda54c
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"Time to mark my territory!"

The Hif Bully 2016/12/09(Fri)15:13 No. 106328 ID: eda54c
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"Perfect."

The Hif Bully 2016/12/09(Fri)15:38 No. 106329 ID: eda54c
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"The Hif Bully", forgetting what he was even doing at school, quickly becomes bored and floats on home to play video games and smoke his cigarettes.

NotDog 2016/12/09(Fri)15:54 No. 106330 ID: 15fae4
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Kon: "C'mon, Ren! We're gonna be late for school!"

Ren: "What? Kon, I told you, we're not doing this one."

Kon: "Really?"

Ren: "Kon, these so called 'high schools' aren't institutions of educations at all, but rather places of brainwashing where you're trained to obediently follow commands and remember what you're told, and any personality or dissent is quickly wiped out. That's why they have uniforms, to erase any trace of individuality in a person, even down to such a thing as their own choice of clothes."

Kon: "Oh. Well, what should we do instead?"

NotDog 2016/12/09(Fri)15:54 No. 106331 ID: 15fae4
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Ren: "Hmm... I know, let's go to the Halloween thread!"

>>106330
Wow, is Kon really just going to do everything Rendamel says like that? That seems hypocritical.