You are a slime. Why are you a slime? You don't know. You just started thinking, if you can call it that. There are other slimes here. You are slightly larger one. There are exits to the East and West.
Can the other slimes think as well?
Can you combine with the other slimes to become larger?
consume your kin, then make use of fission, that your superior thinking abilities are passed on.
Absorb the other slimes. Become Alpha Slime
The other slimes do not react as you absorb them. You feel bigger. >>99096 They can now, because they are you now. You can't think very well, as you lack a central nervous system.
>>99100 fission time!
>>99100 >lack a central nervous system Can you form one real quick?
>>99100 Absorb the glowing shrooms. Glow.
>>99100 Consume delicious glowing mushrooms to obtain limited luminosity.
Let's see if we can absorb those mushrooms. Or at least suck some energy out of them.
You absorb a mushroom. You gained BIO-LUMINESCENCE. >>99102 You could attempt to change some of your mass into thinking bits.
>>99107 No fuck thinking. Consume some rocks to be more rocky.
>>99107 DO IT. THINK HARDER. Is... is splitting in half voluntarily as a form of asexual reproduction sorta like sex in your species? You wanna have some sex?
>>99107 WE SHALL BECOME THE SMARTEST SLIME OF ALL
You condense some of your mass into a more concentrated form. Thinking becomes easier. You gained Brain Core.
>>99111 Let's go WEST and find something to THINK AT.
Slime, can you change shape? Try "standing" upright.
>>99111 Good! Now work on an arm. An extension of yourself, to grab faraway things with.
>>99114 Assume onion-like shape.
>>99114 >>99118 You try to extend yourself upward. >>99112 There is a bright light coming from the West. You aren't sure what to think about that.
>>99119 Consume bright light.
>>99119 Consume more shrooms, increase size.
>>99119 Consume remaining shrooms to increase brightness. Then continue west so we can do battle. We'll show you who's brighter, light!
You reach out a mighty appendage and surround the mushrooms in your acidy grip. You begin to glow again.
>>99119 We need to eat more. Maybe get armored brain core, it would be awesome.
>>99123 ONWARD TO BRIGHTNESS
>>99123 Find shrooms Eat shrooms Become the bright death of doom
The light is a strange place you have never seen before, but then you've never seen any place before. You can't even see. Your blindsight tells you it is very bright though.
Eat grass, learn photosynthesis.
>>99128 Go out and see if the light hurts you
>>99129 Second. Devour all grass within a 5 foot radius of your cave. Learn the amazing ability to gain power and energy from the sun. Then... DEVOUR THE SUN.
You ooze outside, dissolving all the grass you touch. You gain nourishment but begin to lose moisture in the bright sun.
Seep into the ground. Absorb moisture from the roots of the grass.
>>99137 Roll quickly, find shade
Develop carapace.
>>99140 You slip out of the light. You feel a little shriveled. >>99153 You don't have enough material to do that.
Develop cell membrane.
>>99162 go east, explore rest of cave
Since we are just a slime, I think we can develop anything given we have the material. So: Dissolve rock, make rock carapace with 6 holes for eyes(all around). Grow tentacles also all around and make a mouth between your legs and on your "belly".
You daft fools. Explore the rest of the cave, then wait for nightfall. Nahkh returns to his cave, muttering something about needless complications.
Phew... You return inside and ponder with your tiny slime brain. You consider the possibilities for your evolution. - Secretion Control: Prevents the loss of fluids by controlling when you excrete acid. You won't do acid damage unless you actively attack. - Cell Membrane: Thickens your outer membrane to prevent evaporation and makes you tougher at the cost of being slightly less flexible. - Carapace: A thick rigid shell. Greatly reduces flexibility while making you extremely tough.
>>99184 Lets go with cell membrane first. Carapace might be too limiting at this point.
>>99184 I vote for Cell Membrane.
>>99189 also absorb MORE MUSHROOMS
>>99184 Let's weigh the pros and cons. - Secretion Control: We cans hugz people! Yay! - Cell Membrane: Pic Related. On the other hand, if we go carapace...
>>99193 > On the other hand, if we go carapace... - Carapace: Pic Related.
Secretion control. We want hugz.
secretion control. become this
Secretion control sounds like something we would want.
Let's go with cell membrane first. After all, a membrane makes us huggable, nay?
>>99189 >>99190 >>99206 You concentrate your mass on your outer membrane, making it a bit thicker. HP +, Flex -.
We're getting rather small. Is there any delicious lichen on the cave ceiling?
More mushrooms. We will become glowy enough to blind.
>>99210 Not here.
>>99212 Okay, now that we have become immune to evaporating, NOW go out and consume large amounts of grass.
more mushrooms. consume them all, start sending out slime-shroom spores.
Go towards the back of the cave. Let's finish exploring before heading out.
You now glow with the glow of a thousand mushrooms (or at least four or five.)
Now outside, I get the feeling if we don't go to the places most suited to us we might get in trouble.
>>99217 hold on we haven't finished exploring the cave yet. go EAST
>>99217 Change the camera view so it's on the opposite side. Then go left.
You move deeper into the cave. There are more mushrooms here along with some mushrooms that you have never seen before. These mushrooms are moving around on the ground.
Eat the brightly glowing mushrooms, leave the other ones.
>>99225 Absorb BLUE mushrooms, ignore GREY mushrooms.
No, abosorb everything. We could probably develop some other stuff using them.
Might need to stand still so they try to eat us, they're probably too fast to catch otherwise.
You absorb some more mushrooms. The gray thing runs away. You now have a bright glow.
>>99238 absorb 2nd group of BLUE GLOWING mushrooms (make this standard action whenever we come across glowing actions, srsly), corner GREY mushrooms, absorb one.
Get another set of glowy mushrooms, but leave the last one.
You absorb some more mushrooms. Your glow continues to increase. The gray mushrooms are looking at you.
Continue on, only absorb them if they get in your way.
>>99249 test throwing some of our slime out. like we did when trying to stand, but much faster and more violent
>>99249 Morph self to look mushroomy. Wait until they move close. EAT
>>99252 You flail out with a nubby appendage and the tip of it breaks off, splattering on the wall of the cave.
Regain slime. Continue on.
>>99258 shoot SLIME BALL at GREY mushroom.
>>99258 Get your slime back, and grab those blue mushrooms. Shoot another slime ball at a gray mushroom, repeat twice more if it works.
The gray mushroom is fast and is hard to hit. Stop moving, gray mushroom!
>>99276 Those are rats, slime. Anyway, how thin can we spread out?
Try making a ground cover and engulfing one that steps on it.
Try to spread out along the floor and encircle the creatures. Absorb any that come too close. Alternatively, launch several slime balls at once and/or launch a blob in the shape of a net (wide and flat, with holes to negate air resistance). They should have a hard time dodging that.
>>99276 >>99280 >>99295 Your thinking parts can't understand how to do that. You are currently too stupid.
>>99309 can er FLATTEN ourselves and surround the rock the GREY MUSHROOMS are on? do we need regular nourishment or can we sit around for a few days with no worries?
>>99309 OK, wait a little while until one rat(those are the grey mushrooms) touches you. Then absorb the one that's touching you.
Level up THINKING PARTS.
Become goo girl. Or possibly goo rat girl.
>>99309 Attempt to condense more of yourself into thinking parts, then retry the aforementioned gray mushroom-capturing maneuvers. Failing that, move on. We can catch these rat bastards when we're more advanced.
>>99309 Hey, there are more mushrooms back there! DEVOUR MUSHROOMS.
You condense more of your form into a denser core GET EQUIPPED WITH BRAIN PARTS Suddenly, everything seems a little clearer. You are now aware of yourself.
But now you'll never be a Scrambler! :(
Now spread out to trap a rat.
>>99347 Self-awareness! Woo! Okay, those things are rats. Trap the little buggers.
Shape body into arc, try to corner rat(s) against wall or corner, consume.
The meaty bits ran away and you are now just smart enough to be irritated by this.
>>99378 Ah, well... We'll come across more of them eventually. Absorb the mushrooms for now.
>>99378 Do we possess elastic properties? Can we bounce?
>>99378 Follow the meaty bit that split off from the other meaty bits. With only one that's all by itself, you might have an easier time consuming it.
>>99381 Not really. You currently have a slightly rubbery fluid consistency, which is not good for bouncing, but good for splattering all over the ground.
>>99378 Chase the one that went east.
consume the mushrooms
Become smart enough to emulate things without eating them.
No, don't try to get any smarter just yet, you could lose too much body mass. Consume the rest of the mushrooms and go east.
>>99401 >>99409 Yes, we must be more glowy. Consume the last of the mushrooms. Use newfound smarts to take pride in your glow.
You absorb the last few mushrooms and head east after the one gray thing. It is here, doing... something.
Inspect blue substance
>>99414 Absorb the mushrooms that are slightly away from the blue thing. Be prepared to flee if the blue thing moves.
creep up slowly on the grey mushroom and eat it.
>>99414 It is absorbing moisture from its environment. Can BRAIN CORE LV 2 remember locations? If so, REMEMBER this location, as if we lost MOISTURE, we might be able to return here to replenish it. Command: EAT EVERYTHING
Approach slowly until you can hit the grey thing with thrown goo, then throw goo at it, then eat it.
The gray thing notices your BRIGHT GLOW before you can get close enough to attack.
Absorb liquid, liquid is good.
>>99450 Stand completely still, see if it comes to you.
>>99453 You sit perfectly still.
Well that failed. Absorb the water.
>>99456 Absorb some liquid.
>>99456 Absorb the mushrooms.
>>99458 >>99459 >>99460 ABSORB EVERYTHING.
ABSORB EVERYTHING
Go into the water and wait for the rat to come back. When it gets to the edge, commence OMNOMNOM.
>>99456 After absorbing more mushrooms, determine if you can turn off your glow. If you can then turn it back on, experiment with flashing it off and on in different patterns.
Try to stop glowing.
You attempt to stop glowing. Glow reduces. You enter the water. You absorb moisture. Opacity increases.
There is a gray mushroom here. Lash out and engulf it.
>>99480 Seriously? Even when we learned that they're too fast for the blob? I suggest waiting until it touches you.
>>99478 Wait in the water until the grey thing comes close, then grab it.
>>99478 wait until MEAT THING approaches MOISTURE SOURCE for a drink. quickly envelop it when it starts drinking.
>>99483 >>99482 >>99481 You wait until it gets close and strike out to grab the thing. (animated)
Hug it. Hug it with your body.
absorb it. Get equipped with ORGAN BITS and FUR COATING.
You absorb the rat. It is full of delicious blood.
use the mouses ribcage to help protect your brain bits
>>99505 Hooray! Absorb remaining mushrooms and water.
We could wait, the other rats will probably come to drink too.
BLOB POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF... RAT!
>>99536 That's crazy. Why be a rat when you can be a blob? We've already seen how superior blobs are to rats. It's the only way we could get one.
>We've already seen how superior blobs are to rats. It's the only way we could get one. That was by taking FORM OF... A PUDDLE. I find your argument less than compelling!
Try expelling rat bones at high velocity
Can you make some sort of mini carapace for your brain using the ratbones? like what >>99509 Said? Also can you fission off a small thinky slime similar to yourself, and if so, can you then control it? Can you see the cave entrance from here?
Attempt to make second BRAIN CORE.
>>99558 >>99668 What bones? After soaking up that water and eating that rat, you are rather large compared to before.
Let's not try to improve the core just yet, that extra mass may prove vital.
Oh right, also go south.
You move South. There is a few mushrooms and two paths.
Go left, eg south.
CONSUME ALL MUSHROOMS
>>99846 It is delicious mushroom. You must eat it.
>>99865 Don't forget the one below you.
Get your slimy nonexistent butt south this instant!
DANGER! Hostile slime approaching from CEILING SPRAY THE MOFO WITH ACID
You slip out of the way as something wet hits the ground. You can barely sense where it is.
Quickly form a sack of potent acid, ready to spray on enemy.
GO EAST NAO.
You prepare to shoot acid at the enemy. You have lost track of the enemy.
Run east veryfast. Get TO DA CHOPPAoutside.
>>99878 F! Where did he go!?
Spray some bioluminescence around you. That way you can spot him if he approaches you.
go left
You prepare to spray and run, but you sprayed without even trying.
Zoom west very fast, engulf it fully and BURN.
ACIDIFY THE MOTHERFUCKA! NOW!
Contact made! Constricting!
Mass-produce organic acids and make this asshole eat them.
You try to dissolve the enemy. The enemy strikes from inside. You lost 5HP. Enemy lost 12HP
Do it again, but better. Curl up around yourself to crush it as well.
You crush down on the enemy. The enemy tries to stab into you. You lost 3 HP. The enemy lost 15 HP. and your severed bits are wandering off.
We can worry about them later, for now, CRUSH KILL DESTROY.
>>99902 At the rate damage is happening, we'll outlast it. Just keep killing it.
You break down the enemy's outer membrane and begin absorbing it's sweet, acidy center. You lost 10 HP. The enemy lost 10 HP. The enemy has died. The last bit wanders off.
Tendril it.
Taste the sweet saltiness of your enemy's juices Savor the afterglow Finish absorbing the opponent, then eat the mushrooms to regain hp, then head south after your bits. You don't want them to evolve into new slimes. Not yet anyway.
>>99919 >>99921 OM NOM NOM!
Evolve to a new stage, whatever step gets us closer to becomming a tentacle or slime monster designed to fill all a woman's orifices
Go down that southern path.
>>99929 What would you like to evolve? You don't know what a woman is, so the specifics of that are lost on your jellied brain. >>99932 You notice you are starting to fill up the tunnels in these narrow areas, but you can still ooze through.
Gain SECRETION CONTROL, level up BRAINMEATS.
>>99935 how much would it take to become slightly more intelligent? to develop tentacles? to become slightly more solid so you can jam parts of yourself down orifises
>>99935 Maybe it's time to expend some mass. Can we develop a PROTECTIVE SHELL for our BRAIN CORE?
>>99939 Also, I'd wait to get the SECRETION CONTROL evolution until we're ready to leave the cave.
>>99939 That would limit the size of our BRAIN-CORE, we should probably avoid anything that places strict limits on further growth.
>>99952 You're right. I'll change my vote to upgrading our BRAIN-CORE, then.
Let's see if we can update our brains more
>>99935 Secretion control!!!
>>99935 Have we gained/can we gain any of the enemy slime's abilities, like its transparency or spikiness? If not, then secretion control or brainmeat upgrade sounds good, whichever gets more votes.
>>99973 It's not even upgraded to brain meats yet!
obtain brain core
>>99935 How about a superior control of membrane/more controllable ooze, for faster reshaping/movement? Could that be done? Because that would be awesome. Hunt down children BUT FAST
You condense your core into a hard mass. Your brain power increases. You alter your membrane to control your secretions. You alter your membrane to be more elastic. Your speed has increased.
Goin' down south. Time to go secretion huntin'.
>>100088 Awesome! Let's go rat hunting!
Go south young blob, go south.
>>100089 Yeah, we gotta teach those uppity li'l brats to respect their elders!
Those break off slimes will learn who is boss or not, since you will have eaten them.
>>100184 There! Throw acid to slow it down, then set upon it for devourment!
Consume it. Consume the FUCK out of it.
>>100185 Then grow fists! You need to punch everything!
You launch bits of yourself at the former part of yourself, but have no means to aim properly. The slime flees from you.
>>100208 Quick, collect the flung bits!
Build momentum and move toward it. Cut it off before it reaches that hole.
Move faster, stop trying to throw stuff, it doesn't work.
>>100208 Quit doing that. We're just going to lose more bits. Reconsume flung bits, then give chase.
You rush forward and grab the lost bit.
Is that a hole or a slime?
Explore
Something might live in that hole. Maybe we can eat it.
well let's get the other two Maybe we can make an EYE SPOT after we get 'em.
Also be tit shaped again.
You develop a light-sensitive spot on your surface. You have gain SIGHT. You can see the parts hiding.
>>100269 I vote for the one on the left.
>>100271 Agreed, it closer and therefore easier to catch. Although... It might be better to go for the one on the right, since it's closer to an exit...
Get the closer one on the left, hopefully that exit to on the upper right doesn't lead to somewhere the farthest one can hide in.
Move the eye spot up to the top so you can see all around.
The protoblob is no match for your semi-developed anatomy.
>>100295 Once your done re-absorbing that slime, head for the other one.
>>100295 Either humor, or pride, is also developed I see. Don't go after the other one just yet. See what it'll do.
You reclaim the missing piece and head down the hole.
>>100333 ==>
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>>100336 <===
As you descend, you notice a large blue thing moving along the cave. It is very wet. The mushrooms here are larger than the ones from before.
>>100412 Absorb all mushrooms.
Consume mass quantities!
>>100412 CONSUME ALL MUSHROOMS NO EXCEPTIONS
>>100412 Consume mass quantities.
>>100412 COMMENCE OMNOMMING. OR POSSIBLY JUST NOMMING. DEPENDS ON IF YOU FEEL UP TO THE FORMER.
Leave no mashroom standing. Let's get some more stuff then make a hard proboscis that we can stick into enemy slimes and drink them.
HUG SHROOMS READ WET THING
That is a RIVER. It contains MOVING MOISTURE. It might be fast enough to pose a THREAT. Do not go in it. Commands: Consume all but one mushroom. Toss one of the small mushrooms in the RIVER. This will show us many things. How fast the river flows, in which direction, and weather or not mushrooms float.
could be a fish or the like in the water big enough to eat us, proceed with caution.
>>100481 Changing vote to this.
You devour the mushrooms and set one adrift. It flows downstream at a good pace. You also notice you are getting too large for the small ledges on the side of the river.
>>100756 > getting too large Create further brain matter!
If you keep eating so many mashrooms you're gonna turn into a mashroom. Get in the river and go downstream. Try to reduce your density so you float.
>>100756 Create additional BRAIN MATTER. Either build on your current one, or make a SUBSERVIENT BRAIN CORE that you can SPLIT OFF for a SERVANT SLIME, who you could probably reabsorb and spit out whenever you need too. Alternatively, get another eye spot. BINOCULAR VISION should help you aim your shots, and you could dip it into the water without fear of losing your sight entirely.
>>100757 Core upgraded. You find it easier to articulate your thoughts. >>100758 You look at the river and ponder the issue of buoyancy.
>>100760 Toss a small bit of yourself in the water.
>>100760 Can you take some air into yourself? Make a bubble at your center? If you can, we should consider doing this for water too if we end up outside.
dont risk it, we dont want to drown or sink. ABSORB THE ENTIRE STREAM.
We don't want to dissolve or get eaten by something. Let's look along the ledge first.
>>100760 Dip a pseudopod in the stream, with preparations to sever it if it catches on fire or something.
I agree we might want to explore along the edge first before we try anything risky. But, keep an eye to the other side with your sight in case there's anything interesting over there. (Which, randomly, we might want to give thought to upgrading again soon; better would mean we could see further, maybe get an idea of areas outside of our immediate surroundings.)
Hrmm... Question: Would it be possible to develop a digestive system so we get more out of the food we find? Efficiency is fun.
>>100763 Great idea!
You assert your dominance over the water by demonstrating your superior viscosity and surface tension. Staying on the land for now seems like a better idea. Which way do you want to go?
Let's go to the right.
>>100870 Oh, and burn a bit more mass gaining better control of slime from the core. Would be more handy in a fight against slimes anyway.
Go left, in the previous pictures there was a fish like organism going that direction.
>>100887 Since you can't decide which way to go, you decide to make yourself more reactive by weaving a bunch of tiny threads through your body that connect to your core. Your speed has increased. Your reflexes have increased. Your body control has increased.
Look more like a tit. Also, go left.
CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM ATTAINED.
ONE STEP CLOSER TO DELICIOUS TENTACLE RAPE. Lets go left.
>>100894 try to reform the tendrils to all emanate from you core, so that you maintain maximum connections even when wounded, since cutting one wont inadvertently render a giant branch of ooze useless. This should also make you a bit more reactive, as every command sent will travel along the shortest path possible.
Attempt to calculate would it be possible to get enough slime-mass by absorbing water from the river to duplicate your core, so you can begin doing multi-core thought processing.
You go left. There is an alcove with a thing in it. It is large.
Get out. Get out now.
I second that; Now would be a very good time to go someplace else! That thing looks like it could eat us in one bite. Two, at the most.
>>100910 Be annoyed that, before you upgraded your brain core, you were probably large enough to eat it.
Let it swallow you and eat it from inside!
Let it eat you. It is adorable and a superior protagonist.
Go back and absorb some water, if this thing doesn't chase after you.
Let's go eat mashrooms somewhere else.
>>100910 Go the other way for now, look for things not so large. Come back when large thing is smaller than you.
You will leave and come ba- Oh no.
>>100927 Quickly, convert as much body mass as necessary to become much more capable at dissolving organic tissue! Become something it will not eat!
>>100927 >>100927 Climb up the walls and drop on it from above! And then DIGEST IT TO DEAAAATHHHH. ...You can climb right? RIGHT?
>>100927 Try to hit its eyes with a pseudopod before it bites you, then begin secreting acid as soon as you're in its mouth.
Become flat then engulf it's head. Then crush and melt faces.
Become delicious.
>>100927 Allow it to eat you. Then devour it from the inside out.
Now would be a good time to taste absolutely repulsive and poisonous.
>>100943 >>100914 >>100917 You do not seem to have a choice. It is biting you very hard. You receive 15 damage. >>100933 It doesn't seem to mind yet, but you lash at it anyway. GIANT OLM receives 9 damage.
Form around it's upper jaw and begin melting it.
Also melt it's eyes.
>>100948 Engulf its head.
>>100948 Wrap yourself around its upper jaw and secrete SO MUCH FUCKING ACID. Also continue beating the fuck out of its eyes. No wait, MELT HIS EYES.
>>100952 melt eyes, little black dots on sides of mouth, thing that just grabbed you. Also look for holes in upper jaw, that air goes through. Melt/clog those too. These are things to look for while shaping around it's upper jaw. Deprived of sight AND scent? Potentially suffocated with acid? OH YES
Detach brainmeats and flee while it consumes your delicious body. You can always make more body.
>>100948 Engulf head; try to get plenty of acid into its eyes and airways. If we get too low on health, detach brain core and escape to fight another day. On that note, how is our health doing, anyway?
You constrict the thing's head and begin to burn it with acid. GIANT OLM receives 8 damage.
move body that is not in the thing around it. Envelop what you can. ACID IT! Also, when the part you get melts off, try to melt the pink thing
>>100970 Flow forward while still engulfing it, try to nestle in between the neck and head, and fully encircle the throat while still covering the eyes. Continue to hold on and dissolve from there. Just make sure to get yourself well situated.
The thing is slippery and it is hard to hold on. It tosses you off and slams you into the cave wall. SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH! You receive 19 damage.
poke part of yourself in it's throat opening (that'd be deep inside it's hole it was trying to eat you in) and secrete acid down it. Also in any holes it has really
>>100978 Alright. That's it. Slime man. thin yourself out against the rocks, to reduce damage, and when it hits you, it will also hit the rocks.
>>100980 Clever! I say go for it.
>>100970 Giant salamander is not amused with our bullshit. >>100978 Erm, shit, are we down to 11 health now? I say we detach part of ourselves as a distraction, gecko-style, then get the hell out of Dodge. This thing is too strong for us at the moment.
CHANCES OF SUCCESS: MINIMAL. ADVISE FULL RETREAT.
>>100978 Slipperiness means nothing if you fully encircle it! Get around it's neck, make a solid ring around it, and distribute weight evenly. It should be almost impossible to be flung off then. Use recently gained speed and flexibility gains to achieve this. GO SLIME GO
>>100986 Yeah that sounds like a great way to get us killed. I think we should leave a dab behind and get the hell outta here.
>>100980 The thing slams into the wall, padded only by a thin layer of slime. GIANT OLM receives 12 damage. (HP Meter added for your convenience.)
poke it in the eyeball
>>100989 Indeed. It's wits are at a rocky end, while ours have been refined to a point! Now to set up for the Coup de Grace. Slime your way north, at a brisk pace, along the wall. To the big rock up top. If you can, avoid being bitten!
Can we get the hell out of here now?
>>100992 Not yet, we need to kill it and eat the body.
>>100989 Slide along the wall towards a mushroom and eat it to recover health and grow bigger.
>>100989 Oh, now that I see we have a fuckton of health, you can scratch the running idea. Continue to slither along the wall, and grab that mushroom for some extra mass. Let's see if the bastard is dumb enough to keep headbutting us.
I agree with the idea of wrapping around its neck, as it might be stunned now. If we 'cut off' the head, the body will die, and it won't be able to bite us there unless it can throw us off again (Which it wouldn't be able to do as easily). The idea of attacking its eyes is also very good, as eyes consist mostly of water and provide access to the brain.
>>101003 Agreed! Or we could Anally rape it to death by melting its anus and pulling out the guts.
Flip off the rock and cover the guy's head.
>>100994 >>100991 You slide up to the mushrooms and the rock. You absorb the mushrooms. The thing is stunned. You recover 8 HP.
>>101008 Crawl into it's ass and secrete acid
>>101008 No The other- No. This will be good. If we have time. take us and the rock, and mount the Olm. Lets burn through it's back! If not, Be prepared to spit the rock.
ENGULF IT COMPLETELY IT CAN'T THROW YOU IF YOU HAVE IT SURROUNDED
>>101008 Now use your larger size to attack the Giant Olm with a more effective attack! Get onto its back and curl around it so that it cannot shake you off.
strangle it and acidify its eyes..
Seconding anal attack. Be sure to roll a DC 80 escape artist check.
Anal Spelunking sounds like a great idea.
Anal spelunk attack!
Brotip, it can't see in the first place, it's a cave salamander. Also anal spelunking is a retarded idea, I think this thing can probably kill us pretty easily.
>>101034 It can't attack us if we're inside it's anus!
>>101008 >>101012 >>101030 >>101031 GIVE IT A BURNING RING OF FIRE!
>>101037 This.. this did not happen with the last slime we got to drive.. what happened to you people? Seriously, what's wrong with you guys? Anal penetration is not to be used for acidy murder. It sets a bad precedent for our eventual tentacle rape plans.
>>101048 You may be right. Jump on its back and give him a hug. An acidic hug.
I agree that the anal attack thing is kinda stupid. And even asides, I doubt we could generate enough force to... Erm... Penetrate. That aside, perhaps we could form some sort of sharp stabbity-spike for attacking? And we wouldn't attack its eyes to blind it, (Though that would be a bonus if it can see,) we'd attack them because they're likely the points least resistant to damage.
>>101037 >>101036 >>101033 >>101030 >>101012 Hey.
>>101098 Fuck that. Crawl into it's ass and destroy the damn thing from the inside out.
Can you grab one of the rocks lying on the floor and bash the olm's head with it?
>>101004 >>101012 >>101030 >>101031 >>101033 >>101036 >>101037 >>101269 You do not know what an anus is. You have never seen one before. >>101278 You smash the thing in the head with a big rock instead. GIANT OLM receives 26 damage!
>>101804 Quickly, cover the wall behind you spread thin as you do so that the beast may once more stun itself.
>>101804 Whoo! We're evolving tool-use! >>101808 seems like a good idea, treat it like a boss fight!
Try to reach out and nick those two blue mushrooms you're close to, as long as you're near 'em. Other than that and the ones from before, I haven't any other ideas.
Spread across the point of the wall to the east, maybe he'll somehow cleave his skull. Do reach a tendril out to get those mushrooms though.
be careful with our organs, he can still aim for the core or the eye.
we definitively need to develop weapons. a stone did twice damage that our acid skin. can we try to secrete acid, or make spikes/needles to inject it?
Perhaps we could incorporate pieces of stone into our body- flat bits as armor, sharp/heavy bits as weapons, etc.
We just need better acid.
>>101880 we seem to be going for the tentacle rape class, so a stone shield and a sword would be a compromise. bonus point if we are the missing link in the slime evolution.
>>101888 wat. acid doesnt get stronger that itself. stomach acid is already one of the strongest in the world, how can we improve that? we could try poison. AFTER WE KILL THE SALAMANDER.
You press against the wall as the thing slams into you, but it is still not very comfortable. The thing smashes into the wall behind you. You receive 11 damage. GIANT OLM receives 18 damage!
>>102014 Eat the mushrooms since you're already on them, then try absorbing the OLM again with your larger size! Try to get onto its main body this time instead of its head.
Attach to it's underside and limbs and begin dissolving. I doubt it has the flexibility to bite at it's stomach.
>>102014 Since hitting the olm with rocks seems to be more effective than direct attacks... Quickly move south past the giant olm while it's stunned, grab another rock and throw it at the creature!
>>102027 This. Also, constrict it around its midsection.
Close around it. Can you make a hole to get around its head? Torus shape. That way it'll have a new belt eating away at its middle or legs.
See if you can eat it's tail or legs since they are smaller.
its skin seems to be acid resistan. stop trying to eat it and actualy try to kill it. we can try to drown it, but we are likely to loose the loot. go to its back, fling stones at it, be defensive with the river stream in our back.
>>102257 Actually if you look up a few posts we jumped onto it's head and burned it for 8 damage.
Yeah, but typically you would expect acid to cause more damage than being hit with a rock, it does seem likely that it has some amount of acid resistance.
>>102282 Acid takes time, we were only on it's head for a brief moment before being flung off. Now it's weaker and we'd be on a part of it's body that's hardy to fling us from.
constrict around its head
You latch onto the thing and curl around it. It thrashes as you begin to burn into it. It seems to be weakening. GIANT OLM receives 17 damage.
>>102307 Try to restrain its limbs to keep it from running around and say, diving into the river.
Use our weight to keep on the ground and dissolve it further.
>>102307 Wrap up at least one front leg and prevent it from being used.
Go for the eyes, Goo! Go for the eyes! ...*Ahem.* Yeah, try and stop it from running around, it might do something unfortunate like fall into the river. Also might want to think about spreading out to cover more of it. Would burn more that way.
The thing can not go anywhere. It's body gives out and disintegrates in your gooey grip. GIANT OLM receives 13 damage. GIANT OLM is defeated.
NOM NOM NOM!
>>102335 EAT EVERYTHING
You have become huge.
>>102340 BINARY FISSION!
Evolve second light-sensitive spot for bicameral vision and depth perception.
>>102340 become >>99198
>>102340 WE REQUIRE MORE BRAINMEATS ALSO FINER CONTROL CENTERS AND ANOTHER TWO EYES BECAUSE TRINARY VISION ROCKS
Eyestalks.. cute little eyestalks!
>>102340 Develop a stronger, more resistant and capable brain core. Become faster and more adept at manipulating the shaping of your slime. Develop the ability to secret toxins in addition to acid (like paralytics)
Better yet evolve a face. Lets get some olfactory and audio senses going as well as bicameral vision. Touch and Taste aren't really as necessary.
>>102340 Develop a small section of carapace with spiky bits on it to use as both protection and a weapon.
>>102350 Become Phalangeal?
Your brain becomes more powerful. You grow another eye spot. You form your body into a shape.
>>102353 >>102350 A shell. Something covered in spiky protrusions that we can retreat into for protection.
>>102353 Now go eat that other mushroom.
Eat that last mushroom and then double back and take the other path we passed at the fork in the road.
>>102353 Not a slime girl but it's a start I guess. Eat mushroom.
>>102353 Develop carapace on the ends of your "arms". Increase the strength of your network of lines.
Exactly how powerful is our brain? Also, develop some sort of weapons on the ends of your arms. Spikes, clubs, something.
What can you do with your membrane? Can you develop poison? Can you increase the strength of your acid? Can you maintain a non-room temperature? BURNY SLIME! Also, remember, we turned off luminescence in the rat cavern. can we turn it back on, or perhaps use all those mushrooms to develop stun flashes?
You eat the mushroom. >>102363 You can remember shapes. You can remember places. You are aware of your surroundings. You can process visual information. You can process air vibrations. You can sense temperature. You can consider multiple options. You can now imagine.
Bring brain into the center, harder to damage that way.
Turn bioluminescence back on. :D
>>99198 consider this anyway, push vitals inward. consider finding a way to store food (eat, but don't digest it. keep it in a vacule or something) New goal: find way to be in sunlight without dissolving?
>>102371 Don't see why, we can just store food as MORE SLIME. If only we could evolve reproduction AND hive mind... Reproduction would probably involve making a copy of our organs and splitting the extras with some slime i guess.
Oh yeah, we should get an acid capable of melting rock, metal and so on at some point.
We should've kept the lizard's jaw, animated it with slime, and used it as a weapon. I'm all for stronger acid.
Actually, why don't we try and develop a way to control how strong our acid is, as well? Sort of like more detailed secretion control? That way, we could keep bones and such to use as tools and weapons.
>>102379 YES
>>102367 imagine >>99198
You begin to glow. You change your shape into something you imagine. Well, you try, anyway.
>>102390 Good, but get rid of the two central growths. Pettan~
Go back to your previous shape. >>102353 You look better that way.
>>102390 Determine how glowing works. Discern if glow can be controlled, turned on and off at will. Imagine ways to use intermittent glowing to confuse prey.
>>102393 see the end of >>102366 FLASH STUN! >:D
Your acid is now more concentrated. You are glowing at maximum glow.
Perfect. get the last mushroom and absorb it.
>>102397 We just did that. Go back to the junction and go the way we didn't before.
You go back to the junction and check the other path. It leads to a dead end. Water is wet.
Need any more moisture? If not, go back to where the gray mushrooms were.
>>102406 We're not going to evaporate anymore, right? And we've eaten almost everything in the cave. Let's go outside and explore. Be sure to eat any remaining mushrooms on your way out.
>>102407 Hm.... can you absorb small bits of organic material from the water with tendrils insulated to not dissolve in water? SLIME FISHING
Look over to the other side of the river, is there anything over there?
>>102411 Well... We haven't explored all of the cave yet. Haven't even seen the entire 'First floor' yet.
>>102407 >>102406 can we swim?
>>102427 See >>100894 Being sufficiently moist, you return to the upper level. This was larger before.
>>102438 Take the upper path.
>>102438 Right, sorry. >>102440 Do that, we haven't xplored there yet. Also, turn off our glow, it might scare off those grey mushrooms (Well, mice,) from before, and extra food is always nice.
>>102438 Continue into the path not yet explored.
>>102440 It leads to the same hall as the lower path. Oh well. Now you know.
>>102445 Venture outside once more, now that we are resistant to the drying effects of the sun.
You climb back out into the sun. You feel fine.
>>102457 Explore!
Grow your head so that it looks like you actually have hair. You can get more slime for this by consuming grass if necessary.
>>102457 Inspect frontal sacks. What can we see outside?
Move brain core into head, perhaps?
>>102457 EAT DELICIOUS GREEN FOOD ON GROUND.
>>102473 Agreed! We need more mass!
>>102465 You make your head more drippy. >>102466 You inspect the globs on your front. What are they for again? You see green thing and blue thing, but are unaware of what they are.
>>102478 Look down, at the stuff you move over, the ground. Some is brown, but some is green, and probably is made of lots of strands. Absorb this green stuff on the ground, called grass.
>>102478 Consume moar foodstuffs, gain more mass. Then concentrate mass to give self semi-solid form and two legs.
Oh, by the way, when we get enough mass we should develop our braincore so that we have a personality. Preferably something similar to a cute helpless human female.
>>102478 That hair... We are now Nyamo-blob!
Wait, are we sure the green thing is grass? For all we know it's a hunter wearing green camo or something. Same idea with the blue thing. Give us the slime's perspective.
Well, are our eyes even good enough for the description to be more detailed than that?
>>102484 Hush you. >>102478 Go back to a blob shape.
>>102517 blob shape is superiour to any other shape. You dont need a head shaped bit to put 2 eyes. Morph back and go exploring!
>>99095 ...I liked the OLM shape better. Go up to GREEN THING and poke it. This is a good idea. The best idea.
>>102517 >>102518 >>102524 Stop poisoning her with your lies, the humanoid form will pay off when we develop fine manipulators and legs.
>>102537 We can just sprout manipulators when needed from our slime form anyway, and it likely takes more effort to stay shaped in such a complex fashion constantly.
The green thing and blue thing are out there.
>>102540 But that's less fun, and the advantage of legs is that they let you go hella fast. Besides, there's no reason not to keep the humanoid form. If we need to revert to the blob, then we will, but we don't need to yet.
Develop better eyeballs
>>102543 The blue thing is the sky. The green thing is grass. Look for a yellow thing in the sky. That is the sun.
>>102543 Move closer. Absorb more green food. Eventually develop better eyes
>>102543 Hahah. Oh. Evolve yourself some 20/20 vision.
>>102551 Screw 20/20, go for 20/5. We're joinin' the Air Force!
Protrusions are vulnerable. Endeavor to become more curvy. Such complicated 'hair' is not needed. Make it blobby hair instead.
>>102554 Again, we can change forms on the fly. We can obtain a more practical shape when needed. For now, this shape is sufficient
Ha, I knew it. Yeah, get some better eyes.
OLM FORM!
Olm form is better suited to moving, thick limbs. Either way, CHARGE FORTH at the blurry world.
>>102543 Eat green stuff, as much as you can reach, and start making better eyes.
You soak up green stuff and make your eyes better.
>>102582 :3
>>102582 Eat more green, until you can form legs.
>>102582 MOAR GREEN Also, there is a disturbing lack of mushrooms here.
>>102582 Okay, now what can you see?
Eat some more OLM FORM
Also, develop personality if you don't already have one.
The green thing is more separate from the blue thing now.
>>102593 Go to the dark green, eat the brown under it. Use the matter to improve eyes more.
stop bothering with this shape. Just go back to what you originally work, and explore some more.
>>102593 Go to the green and brown things while absorbing grass as you go.
I assume we will now go explore the forest? Nah. Screw that. Eat your way through the forest.
>>102593 Eat the brown/green things!
>>102594 Nono, don't improve eyes. Improve BRAIN!
Alternatively, improve brain then eye then legs then BOOBS.
>>102603 THIS! Finally someone who knows the score!
You move toward the darker green things. It is cooler here. The brown things are harder than mushrooms, but you can still eat them, if you want.
>>102606 Very much, yes.
Eat them and make legs.
>>102606 EAT TREES *adviceslime* GET SMARTER THAN HUMANS
>>102606 Find a smaller one first. One about twice your size, so you can eat it from the top down.
>>102606 Eat one tree. Then it's Brain upgrade time.
>>102611 If we aren't going for a smaller one first, don't eat too much off of the bottom. It could fall and crush us!
That took a long time, but you ate the whole thing.
>>102614 Condense slime into useful stuff!
>>102614 Develop BRAIN! Become DENSER! STRONGER! BETTER!
>>102614 Eh... Eat one more. THEN brain upgrade time.
>>102614 MOAR BRAINS! Condense so much brain matter that you return to the size you were before eating the tree!
Let's make another eye and improve them all. Then farther from the cave, the forest of mystery awaits!
Condense shit-tons of mass into brain core. Develop olfactory and audio senses.
Too much mass. Develop surface tension so that you're less likely to break/split apart. It'd allow you to better create separate parts such as limbs or... tentacles. And uh... it'd have some defensive value I'm sure.
>>102623 This, along with upgrades to the brain-core.
Keep eating. There's plenty of these things around, and i guess the bigger you are the faster you can eat...
>>102622 Oh shit, ears would be good.
>>102614 Enhance structural integrity. Develop legs Develop ears Enhance Braincore Add definition
>>102618 Seconded. Eat one more tree, then condense for lots of brain matter! Also, develop ability to use all six senses.
You condense the fibrous biological material to optimize the crystalline matrices of your central core. You feel aware.
whoa
>>102634 Do you mind not using Sesquipedallion Loquaciousness?
And we float now! Gee that's unlikely. Anyway let's develop our ability to camoflage ourselves. And then let's sneak around the woods in a hidden manner and see what we can find
Ka-Damn. Eat another one of those trees.
>>102634 Might I suggest some ears and a nose?
>>102638 But, I like loquaciousness.
>>102634 Eat another!
>>102614 Holy- >>102634 ...Why do I have the distict feeling now is where we start having fun? How powerful is our brain now, precisely?
and maybe make some friends or something.
Eat another tree, enhance senses and brain core if possible.
We should get thermal vision. And dog hearing+smell. That would be cool.
PEOPLE... stop worrying so much on how we look. Growing immense boobages is somewhat satisfying... but we can FIND OTHERS with boobage.
Yeah.... eating another tree wouldn't be bad. Lets not forget our secondary senses:Taste, smell, hearing, all good stuff though sight should still be the priority. Boobage...Not really required yet. If we need something for uh... 'social' situations, evolving a way to make a variety of sounds to communicate would be best.
What is your name, slime? Also, I suggest you make two sound sensors and place one in each chest protrusion. This would make them functional as a lure as well as practical. Also develop a sound emitter and place it approximatly twice the distance below the place directly between your eyes as the distance between your eyes.
guys. we are gonna get defeated by magic users. we need to bulk defenses. develop weapons and armor, research magic. use DEFORESTATION to fuel new features.
>>102653 So we came from underground, are strangely intelligent, and are going to destroy a forest. Why does every quest end in dorfs? Anyway, what if there are elves in this world, they might get angry. Well I guess we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
>>102655 >What if elves Obvious answer is obvious. If female, tentacle rape. If male, eat.
coulnt resist.
Lets try to control ourselves for the moment. We our sentient, or very near so at least. If we feel the need, we can consume one more tree. but we're not a mindless eating machine. Lets go on an ADVENTURE!
>>102656 >Obvious answer is obvious. If female, tentacle rape. If male, tentacle rape. phix'd
eat more trees
Divert some hair to boobage, develop a mouth and speaking ability, then eat another tree, and use the material to form a hardened carapace on our arms, with gaps to serve as joints.
Our boobage is fine, we should focus on legs so we would not have to slither all the time. Form a skeleton to easily maintain our shape.
>>102712 wat. we are floating. seriously. hmm. i wonder if its magic based.
Realize that you are hovering and this is impossible.
So you can pretty much just eat anything to lvup? Consume forest. Ascend to godhood.
Doing that is no fun, though. We need to have adventures and interact with other sentients now that we are in a near perfect shape to do so!
Oh fuck we're tyranid goo.
At most, maybe another tree's-worth of adaptation.
This quest is like Katamari meets Spore. And the resultant is awesome. Eat moar trees!
>>102728 Agreed. Continue to consume trees, add to brain-core, develop speech.
I think we've upgraded our brain core enough for now. Now we should develop some means of defense and/or offense, just in case. Try to improve your secretion to make a paralyzing toxin.
>>102718 You can't balance like that for long and fall over. You are stabbed with pointy things. You receive 151 damage.
Absorb the arrows while fleeing!FLEEE!
>>102883 Shit, who would attack something as adorable as you? Hide behind a tree, see if you can absorb the arrows for a bit of repairs. Try to get a good look at your attacker.
Take cover behind a tree, then try to look as much like bark as you can.
And there i was wondering if we should be nice to intelligent things. I guess not.
>>102887 I'm guessing they have never encountered an intelligent slime before. Just because first contact didn't go spectacularly well in this instance it doesn't mean we have to destroy all intelligent life forms we come across. Shit would get boring if you're a genius and there's nothing around to converse with.
Damn, forgot to post suggested action. Run and hide. Eat to regain health and then observe whatever shot you. Try to figure out their language as well as develop the capacity to speak.
>>102885 Um... Your average adventurer? Run to the left and hide behind a tree! Keep the arrows (Or at least the arrowheads) though, you might be able to use them as weapons.
FUCK, that hurt. Can you see who attacked you while you duck into cover? If possible, we might need to climb one of the trees to help us hide.
take a look at our enemy. if its a elf, grow likewise features and try to talk. 1 arrow did about 50 dmg to us, i dont want to discover how much a rapier or a dwaven axe can do
Fuck that, we don't need to pretend to be something we arent! Let's go back to tit shape and be proud of being slime.
>>102883 Hide! They can attack from a range, and I doubt they want to talk.
>>102914 Also making a smiley face will help our first impressions with other creatures. Everyone loves smiley faces!
Cry! cry like you have never cried before.
You hide. You feel more secure.
Cry and make puppy dog eyes at the archer.
>>102922 Rush the creature! Chase it and consume it!
I'd suggest dissolving part of the tree so that it falls in the direction of the attacker but I don't think it can be done quick enough to avoid being shot and those arrows hurt bad.
>>102922 must be human. wave at it, they are the most likely to try to screw us. if he shoots, hide behind the tree and climb it. drop on him if he is still aggressive.
It's about to shoot another pointy-thing at you! Duck back into cover to avoid it!
next, we must develop gelatinous cube features.
Climb up into the tree branches then drop on his head.
Are we able to speak? If not, form some goddamn vocal cords already. And divert mass to learn how to talk with said vocal cords. Remember. Brain then eyes then legs then BOOBS.
There is a thing here. You wave an appenda- Rgffrabrgl! You receive 34 damage.
>>102935 Move quickly! Eat it!
>>102932 While I agree with this I not sure learning language before the guy kills us is going to be possible, however if we get boobs now then maybe that will convince him not to shoot.
Ah screw it, climb tree, drop on head, melt face.
>>102935 Don't kill him or possibly her. We got secretion control. We can capture it and keep it restrained and then learn it's language from it.
If you eat his bow he may run away... move quickly and grab the thing he shoots the arrows from. you have to move fast.
Also, I bet it's an elf. We ate a tree. Elves like their trees, the faggots that they are.
>>102940 Seconded, if we learn the language, we might not need to deal with this shit from others of it.
I agree, nonlethal tactics, people! Killing will only piss the others off! ...Alternatively, we might want to just run away. Just a thought.
We should find some sort of beach habitat or something. We can hide in the water for ambushes, and we can dissolve into the sands for quick escapes when necessary. Also, moisture=more mass when necessary.
>>102947 True. But if we run we don't really learn anything except that slimes are not very arrowresistant. Makes me very happy that the Olm didn't have any teeth, we would probably have died very quickly if it did.
we need to capture it. take a good look at its face. the slime wont recognize but we will. a male human is likely to fall for our grace, a elf of any gender will have to be eaten. its not a dorf because of the bow, any lesser being would have runned off or attacked in droves.
>>102935 Attempt to consume WEPON, then restrain (without eating) CREATURE. Study it and any noises it makes. Try to communicate, determine if it is intelligent, compared to yourself.
Slither up a tree and use the tree tops to hop from tree to tree. Once you get close enough descend upon him and constrict around him and his bow. Dissolve the weapon, but keep him alive.
No, no, guys. If we don't consume the weapon, we might be able to use it ourselves!
I'm with dissolving the tree such that it falls on the scary pointy thing man. We could even dissolve it such that it only crushes his/her legs, leaving the rest of him free for interrogation.
>>102955 Our tree dissolving ability is rather slow though. Chances are the one who shot us would get away long before we made any real progress.
>>102956 Or they'd kill us. Best to climb and constrict, then learn it's language.
>>102956 all we need to dissolve is a tiny part of the trunk. gravity can probably do the rest. To speed things up, the rest of the slime can climb up the tree and sway it in the direction of the archer. That also has the advantage of allowing us to hit the archer with the tree.
>>102935 Rush it, and take its weapon away. Consume nothing.
Tentacle rape
It could be an elf, so eating another tree might be a bad idea right in front of it.
Consume arrows, use mass from arrows to create vocal cords and the ability to speak fluently. Then shout "WILL YOU STOP SHOOTING ME GODDAMMIT?!"
>>102959 THIS THIS THIIIS
>>102991 Isn't this what the Olm tried to do to us? Can we even move that quickly?
>>102922 Hide behind tree. Use extreme acidy morphable body to burrow underground in the soft soft earth via a tiny hole. Burrow directly underneath enemy, using tremorsense to locate. Spring out from the earth and restrain. Rape.
absorb wood of arrows, and keep the metallic substances in vacules. also, use use slime mass to make pictograms in front of tree to communicate (eg: picture of you + guy hugging?)
Start crying.
>>103020 He might think you are trying t eat him in the pic. Maybe a pic of the two of you holding hands, with smiles on your faces?
>>103021 I second the motion. Become so cute that you count as a harmless woodland creature. Elves don't hurt those, right?
>>103035 shed adorable tears!
Just a correction: Vesicles, not vacuoles Vacuoles are full-fledged organelles inside a cell. Vesicles are bubbles inside a cell (or slime, I guess) that store things.
You lunge at the thing and hold it down. The part shooting pointed things at you separates from the thing and sits on the ground.
>>103128 CONSUME THE FLESH
>>103128 HUUUUUUUUUUGS
>>103128 Attempt communication. Try saying "It's not nice to hurt slimes."
>>103128 ...No. Can't do it. Consume it's weapons, then leave.
Who the hell said consume the flesh? Consume the CLOTHES! Also do things to make it talk. Study the way it talks, formulate your own way to do likewise. LEARN LANGUAGE
Absorb his hair. All of it.
Take off the green layer, put it as your outmost layer.
>>103128 Curious creature. Not very strong, is it? Seems harmless without that launcher. Inspect its structure. Attempt to mimic it, but keep your boobs.
Hug him and be cute. Try to repeat sounds he makes. If he does more damage to you, cry and eat his pants.
Try to mimic the fleshy thing. Do not try to absorb. Raise a hand to it, tarzan/jane style.
Dissolve the thing that fell away. Then study your captive. Try to communicate gesturally.
DO NOT EAT THE CREATURE. Attempt to establish communication.
>>103128 Snuggle desperately!
No, no, don't dissolve the launcher, that would only make relations with the creature worse. Just take it away or make sure it can't get at it. Attempt to communicate with guestures, hopefully it will understand you arn't going to try killing it.
>Consume the clothes! This.
Guys, can we, you know, not do the whole sex/rape thing for once?
Eat the wepon, then turn into happy slime shape! He will be stunned because he won't know WTF happened.
Disregard all ideas about eating him or his possessions. Attempt to communicate. Shouldn't be that hard, since our brain core now has the mass of a tree.
>>103137 Seconding
>>103227 I second this.
>>103128 EATEATEAT CONSUME THE WEAK
it looks male. its the perfect time to test our raping skills! eat clothes, learn genital shapes, grind for sex. consume weapons, grow armor and learn fighting/magic
Yeah, lets avoid the rape thing. Lets at the very least try to make peace (Though we should still destroy his weapons, no wanting him to shoot us some more). Try to communicate with whatever means available.
Attempt to make friends with it.
>>103277 Indeed, it never hurts to have friends. Hopefully you'll be able to learn it's language, and than you won't need to worry about being attacked like this again.
No rape yet. Hug, attempt to learn its language. If it reacts violently, raperaperape
Copy its shape!
Coat its body, manipulate it like a puppet, use it as a hostage
Just keep it down and observe it. See if you can copy it's facial expressions. That might make it start to talk with you. With your superior intellect you should pick up the language fairly quickly, after that we just need some way to communicate.
>>103622 Err...what? You can't just understand a language in a few minutes by listening to the sounds they make. Gestural communication is the only remotely universal form of communication you can hope to find.
>>103631 Well our slime has some hefty brainmeats. But yeah it's probably to much to hope for instant understanding. But getting some form of communication going now is the most important part. We need to convey that we're not hostile and that we don't want to hurt him, that way we should be able to get a chance to learn the language. This slime is really going through a damn impressive amount of development in a very short amount of time.
You make faces like the thing. The thing is making vibrations with it's face.
Let him go and leave him be. He does not seem interested in communication.
>>103717 The thing is probably somewhat scared right now and may be panicing. Ease up a bit on the restraints but make sure it can't get away. Continue to observe and mimicing a few of it's expressions.
>>103719 Yes, this. Make sure you've still got him captured but ease up a bit.
Let him up but don't let him have the thing that was firing hurty things at you. See if yo can mimic the sounds he is making, only slightly higher pitched. It might peak his curiosity.
>>103722 >Make your breasts bigger. It might peak his curiosity. Fix'd
>>103723 Also, this
Send out a psudopod to pick up and absorb the shooty thing (it's called a bow and arrow). Don't hurt the creature yet.
>>103726 No need, he's restrained, he can't use it; eating his stuff will likely just annoy him, a bad move if we're meaning to gain his trust.
Indeed, mimic its facial expressions and try reproducing the vibrations.
>>103727 Ok, let's eat all his stuff then let the naked elfman go. I think he would understand that we intentionally let him live and took all his stuff so he wouldn't attack us again. Don't fuck with Blob. He'll eat your stuff.
>>103727 Well we cant just keep him here all day. What if he's not alone?
>>103717 Vibrations = sounds. The guy is talking. Develop ears. Ya'know, the pointy things sticking out of the guy's head.
Keep mimicking its face, try to copy the vibrations if you can. Don't dissolve any of its stuff (Or the thing), again, that's not going to help with the friend-making bit. >>103730 ...You just had to say something like that, didn't you? Ok, hopefully we can make friends with it -before- more things come.
get off and stand in front of him. Cock head curiously. make sound and point at self.
Do we even have the ability to hear? Remember how we had to actively develop sight? Do the same for sound!
>>103737 >>102367 we CAN hear...
>>103739 Is it enough to actually hear though? I mean are we just aware of sound? I'm assuming at the moment our hearing is only as good as our sight was when we left the cave.
>>103740 point made. develop ability to sense vibrations. hearing+1?
Repeat vibrations back to him!
grow vacuoles that stores air. atempt to "fart" the air to imitate the sound. or dig tentacles in hos trhoat and imitate his vocal chords
>>103765 Vesicles, please!
>>103767 Vesticles rhymes with Testicles.
Make same noises back at him.
Develop your brain core so as to interpret weak air vibrations between 15 and 20,000 Hz as information, just like the information that's inside your own brain core except not quite as direct.
update quest for then we may proceed with tentacle shenanigans
This is my favorite quest.
>>103717 Also, I liked our old face better.
>>104788 Yeah. To hell with elves! Especially since we copied a male elf face.
>>104794 Indeed, the old face is more appealing, revert to prior face, modify nose and mouth structures to be more feminine.
>>104801 We don't even know what a female is!
>>104803 True, but I won't let that stop me! Anyways, now that my error has been noted, I shall retract my suggestion. At least the "feminine" part. I still say revert to previous face.
make spots that are sensitive to vibrations(ears!)
REVERT TO OLM FORM!
>>104811 Nevar!
create a thread on /questdis/ attempt to talk with said creature. eat his clothes, examine every body orifice.
Having recently ascended to sentience it may be a good plan to try and engage with other sentients. They've been at this longer than us, so presumably they know a thing or two. A way to resolve possible conflict without the risks of a fight to the death would be nice too.
>>104958 Agreed, try to communicate with it.
Just sayin' a tit shape and a smiley face could go a long way here...
peform time skip. adquire 1 to 3 languages learned and a craft to gain copper quietly
>>106053 Turning into a giant tit with a smiley face on it would scare him.
>>106227 Very true, besides, current form with bigger tits, sans faces, would surely be the most effective.
>>106235 We should probably focus on getting legs before we do that. Becoming more anatomically similar to these creatures will likely inspire them to be less violent, and having legs would allow us to travel faster than we can now. Our first course of action, however, should definitely be to learn it's language.
>>99198 Do this get new material make male elf non-violent
Okay, you've shown you can copy the form of the creature. Now copy its pigmentation to turn yourself into a perfect lookalike. When you're done, absorb its brain to gain its knowledge.
This is all a ridiculous waste of resources! Let's keep it simple, keep it smiley. Everyone will become happy when they see us!
You modify your form to calm the thing. Maybe it is working?
>>107467 It's totally working
Not smilies on the chest bulges! dots on the middle! Just dots!
Glorio
>>107467 im lolling. cuddle on top of him, attempt to purr.
Make this face :3
If he develops a bulge from his crotch, mimic the shape. It's their way of saying hello.
Be careful not to cover his head. He needs to breathe!
At first I was like :D And then I clicked the thumb and was all like D:
>>107481 cover his head, then >>107478 and then >>107477 ecks dee.
I think he looks more confused than anything. Try letting him go, lets see if he tries to attack again. Be ready to grab him again though. Just in case.
>>107495 Yes, do this, but keep the smiley faces.
at first, I was DISSAPOINT at the thumb. then I saw the smiley faces. I'm still lolling as I type this 30 seconds later
>>107467 Yay old face.
>:D >:D ....proceed. Try to emulate the vibrations it was making. And call them sounds or voices or something from now on. If they fly through the air, they're sounds. Vibrations are more ground movements or whatever.
>>107467 LOL if only my gf could do that :) Also, absorb his clothes :3
We have him mostly covered and subdued. Dissolve his flesh to add to your MASS, but keep his SKELETON intact so you can utilize it.
No don't, instead get off him and find the projectile weapon and give it back to him.
>>107495 Seconding.
>>108252 Seconding this. There is no reason to let a lesser creature live!
>>111300 Smells like samefag.
>>111302 You realize that there are IDs, right?
There are ways around that.
But no, I failed to notice that until seconds after posting.
>>111300 we arent eatin anyone that can think, its cannibalism. just quit it.
>>111310 >cannibalism >>99100 >> The other slimes do not react as you absorb them. Riiiiight. I still say we shouldn't eat him but it's no more cannibalism then that was.
You try to duplicate the vibrations of the th-
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!~
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>>111397 Damn, this was one of my favorites.
>>111397 SONG OF TIME SONG OF TIME
>>111397 ABSORB THAT LARGE-ASS MOON SAVE ENTIRE PLANET ASCEND TO GODHOOD
>>111403 DO THIS
DUN DUN DUN
>>111405 ==>
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG~!
Absorb the moon better!
Slime Quest END
>>111417 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DON'T DIE um um um ... ... DON'T DIE
Perfect. Well, less perfect than happily coexisting in an elven village but oh well, what can you do.
Well...shit.
NORTHERN SERGAL!
>>111452 Galactus is FUCKED.
Aww, it was just getting good.
>>111452 This is the best thing ever
>>111452 Northern Sergal: Reverse the damage the moon and yourself have done to the earth.
>>111472 Nonsense, instead devour the remains of the earth and moon so as to grow more fluffy.
>>111478 We can do that AFTER the Northern Sergal forces the slime and the elf to marry each other.
...so, does this count as a Gaigax Ending?
>>111564 >Gaigax Needs more traps
>>111564 It's 'Gainax.' http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GainaxEnding And yes, it is.
Okay, now it counts as a Giygas ending. Boing! (bonus points: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Gainaxing, what the slime should have been doing all along with its smilies.)