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98186 No. 98186 ID: 5696d4

"Why is everything so dark..."

I have established the following information, which shall be static all throughout:
You are a <UNKNOWN>
You are female.
Your name is Sanya.
Your age is 2,000 years old.

Please select your skin color.
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No. 99449 ID: c0f3bf

Go back to the village, stealthily. Check up on your dad, see if he's crazy still.
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No. 99451 ID: f21281

>>99448
An Orgasm is a series of muscular contractions that allows the delivery of sperm from the testicles through the urethra and out the penis. It is accompanied by a very pleasurable sensation. You can have orgasms too, it's just brought about in a different manner.

It's also how babies are made.

In other news, I have a sinking suspicion that your gaze is what triggered it. Get your goggles, they're probably magically enchanted to prevent your gaze from making people go "omg hawtness I want to bang you" at you.
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No. 99454 ID: 34470e

>>99448
Go to the dorf fortress. But get your goggles first.
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No. 99455 ID: b082e5

>>99448
Um, have you ever fondled your own sexual parts for an extended period of time? That's called masturbation. And it felt good for a while, slowly building up until the feeling surged like a sneeze? That surge is an orgasm.

So uh... Whatever this thing is that's causing people to go berserk is making them really want to experience an orgasm via your touch, and it appears to make them VERY sensitive.

Like I said before, if you go back to the clearing you were sleeping in you'll get ambushed. Don't go there.
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No. 99457 ID: bd57bb

>>99448
So sanya I heard you're pretty Tough. But just how tough are you?
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No. 99461 ID: 5696d4
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99461

> Go back to the village, stealthily.

Going to the village...
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No. 99465 ID: c0f3bf

NO, STEALTHILY! Go into the trees before you get there so you aren't seen!
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No. 99466 ID: b082e5

>>99461
What, really? We're breaking the time loop? ...well maybe we'll get ambushed in the village now. Hmm.
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No. 99470 ID: bd57bb

>>99466
The time loop is already broken.
>ruins of Dorf Fortress
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No. 99486 ID: 059c31

>>99466
This doesn't seem to be a solid set is stone time loop... probably more flexible than that. I think of it more as an echo than a mirror, different, but still identifiably the same.

hmmm, this time we have to identify what causes 'us' to lose Lady Sanya's mind... and likely by effect all that time, hereditary madness is not exactly something we should be encouraging among our hosts... at least not when we loose 'so much' usable time (I mean, think of all we could have been up to then!)

hmmm, I wonder how much dragon blood is required for the longevity effect? Or if there is something else at work there I'm not seeing?
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No. 99489 ID: b082e5

>>99486
Murdelp is a pure kobold and is apparently over 2,000 years old. There's some mysterious power at work behind the scenes here. Possibly related to the repetition we're experiencing.
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No. 99492 ID: bd57bb

>>99489
>>98315
>was even able to grant some wishes for herself.
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No. 99506 ID: 5696d4
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99506

> NO, STEALTHILY!

Fine, fine! I don't think there's anything I should be hiding from, though... save for Nurzu and my own dad.

I'm back at the village. Father must be inside his hut.
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No. 99508 ID: bd57bb

>>99506
GET GOGGLES
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No. 99510 ID: b082e5

>>99506
Grab goggles. Prepare for ambush.
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No. 99511 ID: c0f3bf

As much as you want to nab those goggles, don't, it's a trap.

Instead, run and bowl over the tent, wrap up your dad and try not to hurt him TOO badly.
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No. 99515 ID: b082e5

>>99506
Wait a sec. How long has that rip been in that tent?
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No. 99516 ID: af3e6d

>>99515
Two thousand years. They sure don't make things like they used to.
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No. 99517 ID: 34470e

>>99515
If that is a rip in that tent, We remember doing that. We kinda wanted to get Murdelp hooked up with another kobold. It seems we failed, somehow. Essence of Courage will chew us out for this.
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No. 99521 ID: 059c31

>>99506
hmmm those goggles 'do' seem laid out a bit too obviously. As a great commander once said... "TSATRAP."

I am sorry if we seem a bit paranoid here, but we are trying to prevent you from having quite the same fate as your mother (mostly the going mad and causing an apocalypse part.)

Also... hey... 0____0
>>99506
>rip in tent
...wataminite...
Mere leather and cloth does not last 2 damn millinia! Something is 'very' wrong with the dates we are getting here... Like creapybadwrong...
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No. 99528 ID: bd57bb

>>99521
Personally I think Sanya just fell headfirst into a bucket of blue paint.
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No. 99545 ID: 5696d4
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99545

> GET GOGGLES

Sanya equipped GOGGLES.

I hear my dad inside our hut.
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No. 99547 ID: af3e6d

>>99545
Eavesdrop!
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No. 99548 ID: 51d0f5

This is getting quite suspicious.

Say "I WILL CUT THROUGH YOUR ILLUSIONS, WIZARD!"

Then kick over the teepee.
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No. 99549 ID: c0f3bf

Indeed, let's hear what he's saying.
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No. 99550 ID: 059c31

>>99547
I suppose there 'is' a "convenient eavesdropping tear" in the side there.
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No. 99566 ID: 5696d4
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99566

> Let's hear what he's saying.

I try to eavesdrop. He seems to be muffled or gagged. Eitherway, someone must've broken into the hut!
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No. 99569 ID: 34470e

>>99566
Enter cautiously.
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No. 99570 ID: c0f3bf

There's nobody around you, right? Bust in there!
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No. 99573 ID: bd57bb

>>99570
In before ambush.
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No. 99580 ID: 5696d4
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99580

> Enter cautiously.

I do so...

(ANIMATED; CUTSCENE)
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No. 99581 ID: bd57bb

>>99579
Welp nice knowing you sanya.
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No. 99583 ID: c0f3bf

You bumped into him didn't you?
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No. 99595 ID: 5696d4
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99595

"... Keep 'er comin', boys! This one's OUR SLAVE NOW!"

(NSFW, block-animated)
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No. 99596 ID: bd57bb

>>99595
What
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No. 99597 ID: c0f3bf

Waterball the entire area. YOUR LIFE AND SEXUAL HONOR DEPENDS ON IT!!
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No. 99599 ID: 51d0f5

im confus
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No. 99600 ID: 059c31

>>99595
KILL THEM ALL.
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No. 99601 ID: 059c31

>>99600
WATERBALL!
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No. 99603 ID: 5696d4
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99603

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No. 99604 ID: 34470e

>>99603
>secrets
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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No. 99606 ID: bd57bb

So I guess sanya is taking Amina's role now?
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No. 99608 ID: 059c31

>>99603
Some things man was not meant to know...
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No. 99609 ID: 5696d4

For the record, this is a non-canon quest.
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No. 99623 ID: bd57bb

Can we see Sanya the Second's statcard?
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No. 99634 ID: 5696d4
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99634

>>99623

If you're really that interested.
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No. 99635 ID: 5696d4
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99635

How this relates to the original Sanya quest.
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No. 99694 ID: bc3e5a

HAH! xD

Oh, Genozzo :3 Never change, buddy.
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No. 99778 ID: f78140

>>99634
shoulda gone with doubletough.
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No. 99901 ID: af3e6d

>>99635
I knew it!
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