>>987708
This is confusing. Maybe stop?

>>987704
DDDLuk stole several pairs of guards' underwear, 10 dollars in loose change, the maltese falcon, and a box of cookies, which she shares.

>>987716
(Yeah, sorry. it got a bit long, especially with all the icons)

>>987713
this seems like a fair set of thingss

Cheesecake-flavored cookies!

Does DDDluk have anything explosive under her stash? Maybe a door charge or something.

>>987813
She definitively has explosives stolen alright, but dddluks is one of the rare few breeds of lyluk smart enough not to let other lyluks handle dangerous things such as explosives, too much sugar, or movies that instills existential despair (because most lyluks can't read books, aside from the ones with lots of pretty pictures)

Of course, dddluks are still lyluks, so saying they're smarter than the average lyluk doesn't really count for all that much when you really think about it.

XenobenerHund 2021/02/18(Thu)07:08 No. 988379 ID: 689dc6
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>>987708
>>987716
>>987737
>>987813
>>987824
"Phew, that was a lot of shit that happened offscreen but heres definitely everything I got for reals."
"You had cookies this entire time! We've been starving here! I'm confiscating your goods for your greed, give me those cookies!"
"Wait those are the p-"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuussh~"
"Thanks for sharing dddluk"
"Thank you for finally releasing me, now I can-"
'-But is that really all you got?"
"Well...."

XenobenerHund 2021/02/18(Thu)07:14 No. 988380 ID: 689dc6
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>>987713
"I also have this juicy delicious peach but this is far too powerful for the average lyluk"
"Woooooooooooow!"
"I rest my case, I will be keeping this safe in my own inventory dimension where you definitely can't get at it, which I will assure you be the only thing in my inventory."
(Do the lyluks rush for it?)

do not eat that peach

They all rush for it, shoving each other to get at it, but it gets dropped and rolls off somewhere ridiculous for them to chase after.

They all definitely 100% want that peach. And will do [i]whatever it takes[/b] to get it.

lyluks normally desire borger but with no borger in sight the peach is their only hope for warding off starvation. Of course they rush to devour it!

Suggestion 2021/02/18(Thu)12:38 No. 988436 ID: 689dc6
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>>988418
>>988421
>>988433
>>988434
"Hey! NO! Don't you dare go through my inventory! It's private!"
"Oh my god, it's filled with underwear! Ugh I can only take them out with my nose why did you put all these in here!?"
"None of your business!"
"How much did you put in here? LOOK AT HOW MUCH IS IN HERE! LOOK AT IT! LOOK! LOOK!!!!!!"
"I'M GETTING THAT PEACH OUT OF THERE IF IT"S THE LAST THING I DOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

Re-selling underpants is an strictly gnomish bussiness.
Leave that inventory space alone.

>>988436
DDDLuk keep picking up underwear to refill your inventory and keep the peach out of reach.

Tell 'em you think he has the all because he's a shifty pervluk!

Suggestion 2021/02/18(Thu)15:03 No. 988448 ID: 689dc6
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>>988443
(Not a single lyluk could understand this suggestion)
"Good job, you managed to be more nonsensical than a lyluk."

XenobenerHund 2021/02/18(Thu)15:26 No. 988450 ID: 689dc6
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>>988443
"Fine! If you want to play dirty then how about this!"
"What!? Where are you getting EVEN MORE PANTS FROM?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
(What will end this stalemate?)

Bitluk's crying make everyone trip and fall down.

Bitluk's crying make everyone slip and fall down.

What if we cut up the peach? Would dividing the power up like that allow it to be safe to consume?

>>988450
I don't want to do this anymore than you do, but this is for your own good!

*Put on protection and place in in the stinky sock, The EXTRA stinky sock that's all slimy which you found in the sewers a couple years back that's been marinating in the stink pile with all the stinky stuff you steal where it won't stink up the rest of your stash
That way they can't remove the pech without touching the SOCK OF QUESTIONABLE ORIGINS, it's the ultimate protection*

*Don't forget to steal back all the precious underwear the first moment you can*

>>988450
>(What will end this stalemate?)

The truck hits a road bump, knocking the pech out of reach deeper into the deep depths of the inventory
Also making all the underpants fall out
Pantsplosion

I-Is it the tree sock? Do you have ANSWERS?

XenobenerHund 2021/02/26(Fri)07:00 No. 989200 ID: 164e20
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>>988455
>>988456
(Bitluk begins to cry her eye out to get those dumbies to stop but they're too engrossed in their fight that they don't even notice what they've done to her!)

XenobenerHund 2021/02/26(Fri)07:27 No. 989204 ID: 164e20
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>>988525
>>988605
"Okay, if you're gonna be this stubborn then you give me no choice but to use my secret weapon!"
"What is that! And why do you have it?!"
"I have been saving it for years, decades even, for a moment just like this one, all my ninja training has come down to being able to handle this EXTREMELY STINKY SOCK. Do you think a rookie like you can handle it?"
"Tch... Well theres only one way to find out, bring it on!"
(NOOOO, Don't do it migeluk!)

XenobenerHund 2021/02/26(Fri)07:50 No. 989205 ID: 164e20
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>>988530
*BOMP*
"On no! My UNDIES! Wait why are they all soggy now?"
"GIRLS NOW! While she's distracted! Get that peach!"

XenobenerHund 2021/02/26(Fri)08:20 No. 989208 ID: 164e20
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>>988458
"Finally! We got the PEACH!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"And it's all mine!"
'Hey wait a moment, aren't you gonna split the peach equally amogus?"
"What? No, I did all the work of pulling out all that underwear!"
"Yeah... well really it was the bump that did all the work so that means your work was pointless!"
Oh pointless eh? Well I certainly no gonna share now that I've heard that, I have all the power here now."
"I'm floating."
"Yeah me too, whats going o- OH MY GOD WE"RE FILLING WITH WARM WATER!"
"What? Where did all this come from?"
"Toot" (You people are bitches)

>>989208
DDDluk: Quick, DDDluk, steal all the water!!! (and in the distraction quickly steal back the pech and replace it with an ordinary peach. Due to lyluks short memory span by the time they notice they'll have forgotten about it)

at least share the peach with Bitluk so she'll stop fucking crying like a little honking baby creature

dddluk: you know what? pick up your entire inventory and bonk all of them all at once with it. It is big enough to do that.

(also, your surprised "!" emote reaction has now unintentionally ended up in your inventory. Save it for later, you'll never know when you might need an "!" again, could save your life)

"THIS is exactly why i never share my stash with anyone! Your stash privileges have just been officially REVOKED!!!"

XenobenerHund 2021/02/26(Fri)10:43 No. 989223 ID: 164e20
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>>989209
"You can't just put uncontained liquid in the LYLUK INVENTORY DIMENSION. It'll spill out."
>>989210
>>989216
>>989219
(When dddluk says that and bonks migeluk over the head with the inventory bar the peach flies into bitluks little trunk)
"Okay... Bitluk, you need to give me the peach, it's far powerful for someone of your tiny body."
"Bitluk! You need to hit the peach and break it into slices! Trust me thats how it works, then everyone will get a slice!"
"Ebrbrbrbrbrbr"
(What does bitluk do?

EAT IT EAT THE WHOLE FUCKING THING YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF YOUR OWN LIFE STARTING TODAY

XenobenerHund 2021/02/26(Fri)10:52 No. 989225 ID: 164e20
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"You slut! You just had to hit me over the head with it! And what is this thing on me?"
"Ewewewewewewewewewewewewewewew"

Drop it in the water nervously, the water flows peach outta there for everyone to chase after.

(Seeing how much suffering this pech has caused, making everyone fight when they should be friends, bitluk knows what she must do)
(Bitluk must make sure the pech comes into no luk's possession ever again, no matter the cost)

>>989223
>You can't just put uncontained liquid in the LYLUK INVENTORY DIMENSION. It'll spill out.
Foolish DDDLuk, you are still young in the ways of true thievery.
I once stole an entire river and dumped it in a meanluk lair as a prank!

You must steal not only the water, but the very concept of the water! The very essence of the liquid itself!! Containing the very abstract concept as an *ITEM* to be obtained!
Believe in yourself, for the power to steal the impossible is within you! Within ALL DDDLuks!


(...Or just, you know, put it in some over-sized container you've got in there. I mean, you're not asking me to believe you don't have any over-sized containers inside there you could put it all in, do you? What sort of self respecting dddluk *wouldn't* have a bunch of over-sized containers somewhere in their stash? Perish the thought.)

>>989228
Alternatively:

Bitluk: realize all this is silly and give dddluk back her pech. Scold the others for trying to steal from their friend. ESPECIALLY since she was nice enough to let you have something from her secret stash in the first place. DDDluk may have stolen the pech, but she's your FRIEND, and if there's one thing you know it's that you don't steal from your friends.

XenobenerHund 2021/03/01(Mon)08:02 No. 989578 ID: 164e20
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>>989226
>>989228
(I'm gonna set this peach FREE!)
(Zoop!)
"Goddammit bitluk, well at least we're not gonna drown now, also I don't have to do what >>989229 was telling me."
"Yeah bitluk, the power of the peach would've been very useful, now it's out in the world, do you have any idea how much damage that thing could do on it's own?"
"Don't listen to them bitluk, you did the right thing, power like that should belong to no one."
...
...
...
"mlem" (So what happened next migeluk? You and the lumpluk get it on?)
"Oh yeah right, well..."

They did. It was extremely graphic.

As the story continues, all the lyluk decide to wear the undies piled on the ground

Don't worry bitluk, that pech will remember what you did for it and some day in your time of greatest need it will appear and return the favor.

>>987699
"You've probably forgotten by now, but i started stealing."
"A lot."
"Oh, and migeluk did something too, i guess."

XenobenerHund 2021/03/01(Mon)09:44 No. 989591 ID: 164e20
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>>989580
"W-what!? No we definitely did not have a romantic liaison! We did not have s-"

XenobenerHund 2021/03/01(Mon)09:49 No. 989592 ID: 164e20
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"Okay girls, we're here! You finally safe at my house."
"C-chef? What happened to you?"
'No wait please don't end it here yet I'm not even done my story PLEASE"
(This is the end of not so shitty lyluk quest, tune in next time for a new lyluk quest)

So lumpluk was going crazy all over the place and legionaries started burning everything.

>>989592
He's just changed into his everyday clothes instead of his workclothes, sheesh girls, don't be rude.

>>989592
Chef found a tasty pech on the side of the road and ate it.

(New chapter) https://talehole.com/kusaba/quest/res/991586.html