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>Heh, Ztolt got spooked by the toaster.
He’s such a cutie, yeah… though, considering that he’s probably never seen… err… “heard” a toaster before and that it smells of delicious toast, it isn’t that surprising that the sudden loud noise it bloody makes would startle him.
>Give the roommate a personalized version of that speech from earlier.
Err… you don’t remember that speech… hell, you don’t even remember what you ate for freaking breakfast yesterday either…
>Also, think of another personalized variation of that speech for when your OTHER roommate inevitably brings up a similar point.
For Mel? Eh, he probably won’t bring it up. Mate never talks about anything but his nerd stuff so…
>That's kind of the point, mate. I don't give a fuck about authority, so I treat him like a normal dude even when I know.
Oh… so it’s like… you act like yourself around the dude instead of kissing up like most people?
Exactly! And he bloody loves it.
I can see why.
So yeah, fuck it, he’s cute and I don’t care who he is.
>Tell him you think a long term relationship could work, though it's definitely too early to think about marriage.
Yeah, obviously it’s a bit early, bro, but still… I’m not sure, but I did read that they aren’t allowed to marry just anyone? …or that they can’t choose? Or something?
Honestly, that’s a hurdle we’ll handle when we freaking get there, mate… besides, his family seems rather split on trying to keep us together or push us apart so that's a bit of a wash.
I’m just telling you as a heads up, dating that fellow will get political even if you don’t want it, dude.
Eh, I’ll get political on anyone’s ass that’s tries and get in our bloody way.
I don’t think they’ll appreciate that.
Eh… fuck them then.
>I want someone who just likes me for what i am: a complete fuck up who doesn't give up against the adversary that is adult life. And tries to be something better. Really really tries. Really fucking hard.
Tris, I don’t think you’re a fuck up. At all. Which either means you’re too hard on yourself or that you’re succeeding at trying to be something a bit more brine crusted.
Heh, thanks handsome.
Oh, you very listening… I didn’t… err…
Sir, I’m blind, not deaf. Of course I can hear you talk from the other side of the room.
Sorry, bro, didn’t mean to talk dung behind your back.
As Tris would put it; no perspiration, mate. Also, I found bread.
That’s… um… I’ll just put two more in the toaster…
>There's definitely a power disparity between the two of you, but it's clear that Ztolt has no plans to use it against you.
Huh? Of course not. I’m a proper gentleman… and a gentleman only uses the power disparity to get ear scratches.
I can live with that.
And to make you do all those annoying task and shores when just want to float for a while.
What? Hey!
Heh, it’s clear who’s wearing the pants in this relationship…
We’re both wearing the pants here!
I’m kidding, of course.
I bloody hope you are.
So… what do you guys have on the bread? What is that thing in the box?
That’s butter.
…you have fat on your toast?
Yes?
Um… what else do you got?
Well… some cheese and cucumbers… and ham.
…do you have something salty… like… um… some caviar or something?
I think Mel has a tube of that, bro. I’ll go get it.
…tube? Really? For caviar?
>The site is Aliena Affinitas.
Thanks, bro. So… is it any good?
Within an hour of me joining it paired me up with a real cutie.
I found this handsome fellow within minutes.
That’s… wow… I guess as we’re so exotic, it’s really quick to match us?
It’s an xenophile site, of course being more exotic is better.
>Don't recommend anyone in particular; you don't really know his preferences do you?
You have no idea what this loveable lug has for fetishes, no, but you do have someone you need to recommend… mostly as revenge.
Also he has this aunt, mate, let me tell you, if you like MILFs, she might be up your alley, she actually has an account too. We could, like, make a double date or something.
What!? We’re not going on a double date with gran gran!?
Gran gran?
She’s my freaking great great grandmother, Tris!
I meant GILF then. Well… more like GGILF? GGGILF?
Just how… old is this lady?
Oh, just a bit over 400 years…
400!?
Can you stop trying to ship my gran gran, dammit!
Hehe…
Um… well… I guess I can keep an eye out?
Speaking of dates, I think this one is starting to draw to a close.
Hey, we can still hang for a bit, no worries.
I have an important dinner I need to get to, so no, I can’t. And I need most of the day just getting ready for it.
Oh… then what about tomorrow?
Busy all day tomorrow, so no. I can… I can do lunch the day after that, the last day of the week?
Sounds good, I think?
If my family doesn’t chew me out completely at dinner tonight that is… ugh…
And why do you guys have such big furniture everywhere? It’s really uncomfortable trying to sit at the table.
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