>>961264
Get him to make other people's food perform a show

Jozi 2020/04/09(Thu)19:22 No. 961321 ID: 718d7b
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>eat
"How about food?"
"That sounds good. I shall invite my friend Kamma! Would you like to eat at my estate, or did you have somewhere else in mind?"
"Sure, let's do it at your place."
"Very well! If you come by now, I should be at the door shortly."
"Guess I'll see you shortly!"

I warp to his front doors. They're tall enough for an Amtsvane.
"A Tozol?" Oh, he's got an eyebell. "And what is your name, miss?"
"Jozi. Jet's expecting me."
"One moment, please." I wait. "The master bids you welcome, miss Josie. Please wait in comfort."
"Thanks."
The door opens into a cozy sunlit atrium with marble flooring. There are couches around a table, on a carpet. I have a seat and nab a candy from a dish on the table. Damn. Either these kinda suck or they're magic. This is some weak-ass flavour.
Heh, he’s got a bust of I.M. Meen, just like Zorgonok did. Typical magician.

"I had to freshen up a bit and call Kamma, but I'm here now! What sort of food were you in the mood for? My chef is top-of-the-line. It can make just about anything!"

Thoughts:
1. tacos
2. some crazy thing for rich people
3. something weird and exotic (but then, what?)
4. deep-fried robot

A derringer? Deep fried robot? I'm not even going to start on number 3. What is even going on here?
I guess number 2 but you might want to check on the deep fryer.

2.

>>961321
2

4
Gotta love that Big Cronch!

>>961321
Tacos! But with gourmet ingredients! Ever had semiconductor sauce?

That bottom left panel lol

The food is just a distraction. That said, it has to be crazy enough to be a distraction, so 2

Jozi 2020/04/10(Fri)17:32 No. 961450 ID: 718d7b
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>some crazy thing for rich people
"Show me what the high life is like. Let's eat some fancypants rich people food." Jet thinks. A front door opens, and a Snakefolk with arms and legs comes in. Possible hybrid Lizardfolk. Male. About 61 cm taller than me.
"Kamma, welcome!"
"Hey, Jet! You must be Josie. Nice to meet you!" We shake hands. "Haha, strong grip! I can't say I've met a Tozol before."
"Nice to meet you too, bud."
"Kamma, have you ever tasted Libvigzian Flurbash before?"
"Dude I've never even heard of it."
"Follow me to the kitchen! I think you'll both enjoy." We pass by a bowling alley, and a theater on the way there. He talks a lot. In short, Libvigzian Flurbash is a multiple-course meal using ingredients that all come from the planet Libvigzi. It's expensive partly because it's a large meal, but mainly because it's expensive to ship things offworld from there. "The dishes themselves, if you can get high-quality ingredients, are said to be quite delectable. However, in my research, I discovered that ethically sourcing them all is quite difficult! And that's why we'll be having them synthesized instead." We stopped outside the kitchen door. I see something interesting when he opens it.
"Hello, master Jet, master Kamma, and mistress Josie!" I squint.
"Are you that Mothbot that used to work for Zorgonok?"
"It is that very same one! Mothbot, prepare for us a Libvigzian Flurbash meal for three!"
"Very well, master Jet! Expect it in under an hour! And don't worry, mistress Jozi! I haven't been given another weaponized chassis like the one you destroyed, and master Jet would never order me to harm you!"
"Splendid."
"Yeah. Splendid." Mothbot flies over to some equipment and Jet closes the door again.
"Cool."
"Now, Kamma's been here plenty of times, but perhaps you would like a tour?" Kamma smiles and flicks his tongue.
"Show me what you got."

In addition to the study, atrium, kitchen, bowling alley, and theater, he's got a swimming pool, a guest suite, a wine cellar, an observatory, a library, a master bedroom, and a game room. There are other things, but that's all he shows us.

The food is unreasonably large. It has four courses. The main course is meaty. Yum.
We talk. Jet and Kamma met at a furry convention. It was love at first bite.
They hang out often. Kamma has decent battle potential from a physique standpoint, but seems completely unsuited as far as training or will. He's an Ekwi follower who dabbles in thaumaturgy.

Good meal. Satisfied. Now:
1. test their bowling skills
2. school them at video games
3. try to make them do a magic contest

Try a magic contest. Do you have to stand far away for them to do that? Would you tell them if you did?

Bowling.

wow that's a meal, I like to think the gun is actually part of the cutlery required for this dish.

Magical bowling contest! See if you can get some summoned skeletons to bowl down with force orbs or something.

Magic contest. A sexy one.

>>961450
2. You absolutely must assert dominance.

Jozi 2020/04/11(Sat)12:22 No. 961521 ID: 718d7b
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"I've got an idea for you two. Strip magic-contest-bowling."
"Hehey, I like the way you think, Josie! I haven't had a strip magic contest in a while."
"A-a strip... (gulp) Well now, let me consider. So our goal is to win the magic contest, but we must perform it in the context of bowling?"
We get up from the table and start for the bowling alley.
"And when you lose a frame, you have to lose an item of clothing."
"But hang on, we're not wearing much to begin with."
"You can borrow some of my clothes, and I'll put on a little more, so we'll have the same amount."
"Yeah, ok. Where's Mary?"
"Ah, my head maid. She's been certified as a magic context judge, Josie. She's had to take today off, but I know someone ELSE who's qualified and has the day off. You two amuse yourselves while I make a call!"

Kamma sets up the match on the console. We talk about T.V. shows. The shows that come up in common are Baking Bread and How I Met Your Moth.

"Welcome our judge, Sharp!"
"Hello, all." Oh, it's that shopkeeper who used to be a witch's familiar.
"And here, Kamma. Put these on." He tosses Kamma some more clothes.

Jet goes first, deciding on Mage Hand as the requisite magic. He wins the frame, so Kamma takes off his shirt.
Kamma selects Stasis, freezing the ball in the air and striking it to build up force before releasing the spell and launching the ball. He wins the frame. Jet takes off his robes. Now they both have pants, two socks, and underwear.
Barrier, any shape, but you can only use a single one. Jet's has a more complex shape and serves him better. Kamma loses his pants.
Summon Skeleton. Jet loses a sock. His skeleton also falls apart. The summoned one, not the one inside him.
Enlarge Balls. Kamma loses his underwear, but impresses the judge with his casting. Can't argue there. He made his balls way bigger than Jet did. The spell affected more than just the ones they use for bowling.

Jet is winning the bowl, but Kamma is ahead in the magic contest. Who will I cheer for?

>>961521
Climb on top of Sharp and cheer for Jet. You gotta fluster the thing.

Cheer? You should be taunting both of them! "C'mon boys, is that all you got? Show some moves! Some style! Is that how you impress a girl? If I'm not wet when this is over you ain't getting in my private garden!"

Cheer on Jet! Seems like he would benefit or overcompensate from some cheering.

Kamma Is going full balls; Jet needs to remember a part of this contest is putting some magic flair on it!

Jozi 2020/04/12(Sun)13:43 No. 961691 ID: 718d7b
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>>961523
I'm not going to climb on the nice magic snake. I've heard what she can do with only brute strength. And I like her and want to maintain a good relationship.

The balls spell wears off.
"C'mon, boys, is that the best you've got? Let's see some REAL style! Jet! Magic the hell out of this contest!"
"You're right!"
"But it's my turn to choose!" He cracks his knuckles outward. "Let's do... Animate Object!" His bowling ball grows big spidery legs and does a cute little dance before skittering toward the pins and knocking them all over.
"Aha! Try THIS on for size!" Jet makes a bunch of bowling balls arrange into a construct and bowl for him with perfect form and a pirouette at the end. It's a tie. "Hmh!" He gives me a thumbs-up and a grin. Kamma claps slightly and nods. "What say we make this more challenging for the last four frames? Once the ball is set in motion, perhaps we may interfere with each other using any spells we wish! And, whoever's turn it is may not directly affect the ball further."
"I dig it!"
"I will provide a cue by lighting up my eye and making a tone, when you may begin to interfere."
"Very well! The spell I choose is Transmogrification. Hah!" The ball turns into a bat, and Sharp gives the signal. Kamma turns his ball into a swarm of wasps to attack the bat as it flies toward the pins. Jet explodes the wasps, and the bat regains its form and gets him a split. He gets the rest after that, but how isn't important. I'm more excited when Kamma turns his ball into a tank. Jet creates a wall in front of it. Kamma turns the wall into water and has his tank fire at the pins. Strike. Jet loses his other sock.
Snakeboy selects Summoning, not only as the method of bowling, but as the only way they can interfere with each other. Jet asks for some time to research before they begin, and Sharp gives him a few minutes.

Jet summons a bunch of imps. Kamma summons a bunch of tentacles in the adjacent lanes that try to grab the ball. Jet summons a dragon to burn the tentacles. Kamma summons weird tentacle demons to subdue the dragon, and a really big demon to stand in the way of the imps. Jet calls on a big mouth underneath the demon to swallow it. Kamma tries to fill the room with his own continuous flow of imps. Jet counters with a row of steamrollers piloted by very peculiar polygonal creatures. Kamma's imps wrestle them away. Around this point it becomes a mess. Soon, Sharp interferes.
"FOUL!"
>-BYEWWwwv!-
She flashes her eyes and all the summons vanish except for one Imp, frozen in place bumping into the pins. "Kamma will undergo a penalty."
>-shoop-
The imp vanishes too.
"Shoot!" He tosses one sock to the side and wiggles his toes. "Hey, what happens if I lose two more times? I've only got one sock left, and there are three more chances~"

Good question. What should happen in that case?

>>961691
Why, he has to externalize his junk of course.
Or shed his skin, like the snake he is.

>>961691
you have to confess to your secret or not so secret crush!

Then he has to put on and wear a bunny suit for the rest of the day. After all, it's Easter.

Externalize his junk! Floppy snake equipment, cause you cant hide behind a slit during sexy strip bowling!

Either that or loose/trade an attribute, like say that sexy snake hood.

If Jet somehow looses too many, what will happen to him?
Will he have to shed his fur? Or also magic his junk into an awkward predicament?

Jozi 2020/04/13(Mon)13:45 No. 961812 ID: 718d7b
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Regarding my anti-magic field: it doesn't extend far from my body. If I hugged one of them while they were casting, that might mess things up.

>>961693
"Maybe you'd have to show us those hemis?"
"In the interest of fairness to me with my external parts, I was thinking... he should have done so already!" Aaand he does.
"Yeah, fair."
"Can you shed your skin at will?"
"Hah, nah man."

>>961694
Sounds a little boring, but a harmless secret like that could work.
>>961699
Having to wear a weird outfit. Yeah, maybe. I've never heard of Easter.
>>961701
Jet actually has no hair, though some Iros do.

"I don't have any good ideas. Jet, you got anything?"
"The way I'm accustomed to seeing these things play out, he would have to perform some small erotic favour, like a lap dance or a touching session."
"A touching session."
"Sssss...~"
"Indeeed!"
"How about, he'd have to have his hemis magicked into some awkward predicament?"
"Sssss...~!"
"Oh, dear... Not quite as tame as what I was thinking! As I would expect from you, Josie. Very well! If you're fine with those conditions, Kamma."
"Ssssure. It might not even come up!"
"I'll see to it that it does!"

One redo later, Jet loses his other sock.
He picks psychic magic as the only category allowed on this frame. He assumes the lotus position, closes his eyes, and levitates himself and his ball. He gathers three more balls with his mind, and uses them to guide his own down the lane, thereby not directly affecting it with his magic anymore. Sharp gives the signal, and Kamma tries to spin Jet around with his own telekinesis. Jet apparently counters by giving Kamma an orgasm.
"Gnh! That's CHEAP hahahH..." He falls over, splurting from his left hemipenis. Jet gets a strike.
Kamma telekinetically tosses the ball down the lane and uses his mind to spank Jet,
>-smack!-
"OWH!" lift him in the air, and from what I can tell from the way Jet's moving, fondle him. "Goodness...!" Kamma takes his pants off, too! "Hey! Hey!!"
"Sssshiiit..." He ripples the floor of the lane to correct the ball's course at the last second, but he doesn't get a strike. He takes off his sock with his mind and floats it over onto Jet's head.
"Well!" He shakes the sock off, and doesn't put his pants back on. "I suppose we didn't say that wasn't allowed..."
"Hsshsshss~"
"(ahem)" He claps. "Last round!" His underwear is tenting straight the fuck out.

Kamma picks no restriction on magic... but it can only target his and/or Jet's primary sexual characteristics.
"E-excuse me?"
"You heard me~ Bowl up!"
"Very well... (mumble mumble)" He turns his genitals into tentacles, and picks up and deploys the ball. Kamma stretches his hemipenes to intercept, and Jet isn't strong or fast enough to prevent a gutter ball. He gets a few pins down on the next try, by freezing Kamma's hemipenes so he can't interfere in time.
On Kamma's turn, he detaches his hemipenes and turns them into a swarm of nanomachines and does a throw. Sharp signals. Jet turns his dick into an EMP missile.
>-FwoooshhBANGO!-
The dickbots fall to the floor. Kamma makes some of them into a big wave that rushes toward Jet, who freezes and scatters it, but Kamma shoves the frozen pieces into Jet's underwear. "HOOOH!" Kamma ends up winning the frame. Jet loses his last item of clothing.

"I declare Jet the winner. How entertaining! Will you require me for anything further?" Things are back to normal now.
"I believe that will do! Thank you for your service, madam."
"You're welcome~ Goodbye, all." We say bye, and she slithers into a crack in the floor and vanishes.
"Huh, I should see if I can do that one."

I've got two naked boys with erections here. Should we keep hanging out, with them in this state, or do something overtly sexual? Or ask them to put their clothes back on?

>>961812
Overtly sexual things, definitely.

Would be a bit cruel to leave them hanging, plus they deserve some sort of a reward I suppose so... they get a nice kiss.

>>961812
Why, you tell him to give themselves as many buffs as possible before you ride them into the ground. Don't tell them that their buff are probably going to fade as soon as you touch them.

Ya, all you've done so far is tell everbody what to do. Time to reverse it and give the hot and aroused boys a turn to do what they want with you.

They are not putting their clothes back on. Hell, after the show they put on, they deserve a show of their own. Could even make a bit of a game of it, play it off that you just want to hang out, then try tempting and goading these delicious boys into action, and see which of them cracks first and let them have a taste of control. Not like you can't take a bit of punishment, and it seems clear what they want, plus you can probably outlast both of them.
Still, Jet won, so he deserves something special.

Jozi 2020/04/14(Tue)18:28 No. 961967 ID: 718d7b
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"Seeing as how you both look like you've got some ideas, why don't you decide what comes next?"
"You mean..." He taps his fingers together. "Even something of an erotic persuasion?"
"Yes, you nerd."
"Well, I've been highly curious about your anatomy..." He palpates my breasts with the practiced dexterity of a fuckin' dork. "Heeheehee~" But really, it’s clear that he's honestly excited just to find out what I feel like, and that it's not his first time doing something like this.
"My turn next~"
"Why don't you try another part for now? We can compare notes afterward!"
"Ssss good idea~" He gets behind me and feels up my... ears. Sure. I guess he doesn't have those. Must be exotic to him.
"You should get some kinda reward for winning the contest, too."
"I'll, have to keep that in mind! I have too many ideas right now, hahah..."

In the end they're too intimidated to stick their dicks in me, but I've got a long tongue and my boob fur isn't too scratchy. Plus, I've got hands. Jet ejaculates more than I expected. They both learned how to remove their own refractory periods through their studies, as well, and Jet keeps a stock of stamina potions, so I get some decent time out of them. Kamma is better at cunnilingus, but Jet is better at fingering. A good time is had by all.

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Continue with Jozi, or switch to Miko?
If continuing with Jozi, then what next?

Woah now, if they’re too intimidated to stick their dicks in you, why don’t you stick their dicks in you~?

>>961973
^they have a point
Keep ramping things up little by little until all the stamina potions are gone.

Once you have conquered all, take a break. Switch
Miko.

Onwards to Miko.

Switch while ahead.

Miko 2020/04/15(Wed)13:06 No. 962066 ID: 718d7b
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>>961973
Nah, if they're not going to do it, I'm not the type to make them. If I just wanted dick, that's easy to come by. These two might have future opportunities anyway.

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"So then I said, 'tell that to yer DICK!' Hah!"
"Hahaha, nice one! That's like the... Uh-oh, someone's at my door! I'll have to call ya back later!"
"Heh, alright, you take care now! Bye!"
"Bye!" We hang up. What was that, 2 hours? Heh. Can't believe they didn't have their own phone for so damn long. Well... I got nothin' pressin' to do.
Might as well have a peek at the ol' quests board.
Huh, got a team'a half-dragons causin' trouble over in Byidaka. One half-Cutebold, one half-Sergal, and one half-Niddle. Sounds like the kinda mission I'd want Glinp on, but I can't pull 'em outta their chill time early. Gotta let 'em get back into adventurin' on their own time! So let's see who else.

There's War, Jozi's Silirw Cyral weapons-platform pal. Real sweetheart, that one.
There's Irib, a good ol' Slime bud.
And there's Suleuri, an Amtsvane with a tough hide and a real zen thing goin' that doesn't seem to stop her snappin' folks in half.
'Course, I could invite all of 'em, but a four-way split 'a the cash ain't gonna be as good, so I'd have to be confident that was what I wanted.

Suleuri and Irib. Three's company.

Irib. Slimes solve all the problems.

Suleuri!!

>>962066
WAR.

What's a Niddle?

>>962066
War and Irib!

Oh, did Glinp Tell you about that jetpack neumono guy? Inspire you to get your own jet pack?

Irib. Slimes are güd.

>>962066
Irib

Miko 2020/04/16(Thu)18:58 No. 962234 ID: 718d7b
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>>962107
Niddles, lessee. Looks like they come from planet... sssomethin'orother, who cares, no elemental strengths or weaknesses. Just another furry alien species. They look a little like Foxfolk, but they're not.
>Irib
"Yo Irib! You seen this quest to take down three half-dragons?"
"No, I'll take a look~ Why, are you going for it~?"
"Yeah! And I wanna take you along. Just the two of us."
"Oh~ And it's a dinner date!"
"What do you - hahah, wait, 'cause we don't need to turn 'em in alive?"
"Mhmmm."
"See, it's perfect. Now we just have to figure out which one to tackle first... and hope we don't find 'em all at once."
"Cutebold sounds like the weakest... Why don't we start there?"

Should we? The Sergon's the only one that's been reported to breathe fire. He uses a sword, the Nidragon uses a spear, and the Cutebogon uses hand-to-hand stuff enhanced by magic.
Between the two of us, we could take any one of 'em, I'm sure!

Don't hurt the cute dragon boys by eating or turning them in. Instead you have to protect them by kidnapping them before someone else gets them.

Let's go after the Nidragon first. An unknown variable! And you can make lots of innuendos about his spear.

>>962237
Spear dude!

Wait, if Irib eats them how do you collect the bounty?

Also, Nidragon.

The cutebold gets slimed first!

At this point, i think miko just wants to quest more than be paid. But maybe leave an identifier after Iribs meal~

Anything that sounds cute is bound to be weak, yes, should start with that one. See what it tastes like.

Miko 2020/04/17(Fri)18:56 No. 962333 ID: 718d7b
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>>962247
Easy, we just bring back the skeleton!

>Nidragon
We figure out where Rong the Nidragon tends to be. He's been robbin' folks who travel along a certain path, so we warp there and start walkin'. Nice place. I can see why people would walk here. Might as well appreciate it while we wait!

Alright, I feel somethin'! Hah, he's nearby, alright!
"You noticed too~" Must've seen my huge grin.
>-kaboof!-
Rong appears in the path with a puff of smoke.
"Greetings, travelers!" Damn, he's not naked like the artist's drawing. "I know you're not just travelers, though. You could at least try to hide your killing intent!"
"Heheh! Not really my style, bein' a Neumono and all. Yours is cute too." I ready my sword.
"Cute!?"
>>962236
"I'm gonna give ya one chance ta get outta this alive! Come with us, or else!"
"Oh~?"
"Tch. There's no chance of that!" He approaches slowly.

Well, I tried, hahah!
Do I take it slow and careful, or rush 'em down?

Rush him! Be cool.

Take things slow. Neumono are slow to react, but they can shrug off hits and outlast their opponent. And Irib, well, is a slime. Slow and sticky wins the race!

>>962333
Approach him menacingly! Your sword has a hook in it so use it to your advantage to pry his spear away or plain break it!

>>962346
>menacingly
YES. Definitely.

slime him

Approach them menacingly, and with great malice!

Miko 2020/04/18(Sat)17:11 No. 962482 ID: 718d7b
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>>962111
Glinp told me about the one on the spaceship mission with Irib, and there was that one we saw on Mt. Boom, but I ain't goin' for a jetpack myself. Didn't exactly work out fer those guys!

>approach menacingly
I come at 'im slow and deliberate, with my sword kinda akimbo and my best Rokoa grin. He's got more range, so I hop back when he's close enough to get me. I was hopin' he'd strike, so I could hook his spear, but he didn't.
"Scared? I don't blame you."
"Nah. Just mindful is all." Irib tries to grab his foot, but it turns out this guy can breathe fire too!
>-bwooff-
"Owie~" They retreat. I lunge and slash, he blocks with his spear, perfect!
"Your spear looks pretty big, but I bet I can take it!" I hook it and yank! He doesn't let go, so I end up pullin' him closer to me. "Tch. Strong grip you've got." I swing REAL hard and he arcs into the dirt. Still holdin' on! Irib spooks 'im into lettin' go so he can hop away.
"Two-on-one hardly seems fair, does it?"
"I didn't come to fight fair! HYAAH!"
>-chiffff-
He blocks with his thick-ass forearm. I can see my sword dig into it.
"Hahaha, commendable strength!" We pull apart. "It's rare that someone punctures my scales, much less cuts so deeply. Your sportsmanship, however... tsk tsk tsk..."
"I'm kinda surprised. I thought even half-dragon scales woulda blocked that better."
"Oh, I'm only 1/16 dragon."
"Oh! ...You sure?"
"Yes, I know my lineage. Our dragons were the size of mountains - ah, doesn't matter. Now, I don't suppose I'll be getting my spear back?" Irib's got it now.
"Nope. Y'know, it's gonna be a real shame we have t'kill ya. Ya got a hell of a bod. I know some folks who'da liked to give yer other spear a try, if ya didn't turn out to be some lowlife bandit."
"Hmm, I'd probably do it anyway~" Rong has a hearty laugh.
"Ha, ha, ha! Why don't you and I both find someplace private to work things out before this battle goes any further, hm~? I've got plenty to offer a horny Slime." He bucks his hips.
"Are you serious??"
"I definitely am~"

Hnh. I know Irib's not gonna betray me, and they're not gonna get into any situation that looks too sticky. It could be this guy's last chance to fuck before he dies. Should I give 'em the OK and see what happens, or just cut this guy to pieces here and now?

Let him and Irib have a go!
At best, everyone gets some hot hybrid cock. At worst you can convince Irib to take advantage of their proximity if you dont want to fight fair.

>>962482
He may not have a weapon but he still has fire breath. Might have something else up his sleeve too.
If Irib is gonna fuck him, maybe some bondage is in order.

>>962482
All right. Do it. But you're going to keep him pinned to the wall with the hook on your sword. Just enough space for his neck to fit through.

I say let him choose the manner of his death. Did he choose wisely? Irib probably thinks so. Best double check for possession contingencies, though! Resurrection is probably fair play.

Without a weapon, this guy probably wouldn't be able to harm Irib much anyway. Being only 1/16 dragon means his flames aren't strong either. So I don't see this as any sort of a risk. Worst case is he would try to get away. But then Miko can prepare for that and catch him. And punish him accordingly huehue. So it's fine to let them to do what they want.

You can't just not check what's packed into that prodigious bulge.
Irib could always use their slimy skills to keep a good hold of him without impeding any funtimes.

Miko 2020/04/20(Mon)10:31 No. 962759 ID: 718d7b
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"Fine... " He did lower his killing intent a bit. I stand down, but keep my guard up. We reach a point where we're both only feelin' a little murderous. "I ain't gonna cock block my partner here. Or you, I guess."
"The offer's open to you too, you know."
"I got a few more scruples than my friend here. I am curious, though. I'll just watch. Then we come back here and finish our fight. Deal?"
"I don't know... Are you going to leave me with any stamina~?" He points to Irib.
"A little, maybe~"
"Surely a warrior such as yourself desires some challenge... A stamina potion ought-"
"Yeah, fine. We'll top up with our own potions, but I'm not givin' your staff back. You'd just lose it again anyway!"
"Then it shouldn't be any trouble!"
"How aboouut, we give it back if he satisfies me well enough?" I cast Detect Magic on his clothes and spear. Just extra durability on both.
"Oooookay. Jeez. Just don't take too long!" We check out where he wants to go. It's a good neutral spot, so we go there.

Irib and I suppress his warp, just in case he tries to escape that way, and Irib sensually undoes his armour from the inside.
"Hmm~ I can't tell how it compares to the drawing."
"They got the colour and style right. I woulda guessed somethin' more on the dragon side, but if he's only 1/16..."
"Oh, I feel like a piece of meat~"
"Show me how your piece of meat feels, and " I tune 'em out. I don't need ta hear this crap!

Irib puts on a good show. I'm not that into Slimes, but they do both seem to be enjoyin' each other. They're done in about an hour.
"So. We givin' 'im the spear back?"
"Yeah~" I take a stamina potion from Rong's inventory and toss it to him.
"Drink up. Last fuck's over."
"(siiigh)... Alright..."

Take 2 at killin' this guy, and this time I'm gonna finish 'im off fer sure! Do I have any instructions for Irib, like 'hang back until I look like I'm in trouble,' or 'get inside his body and rip 'im apart at the first opportunity' ?

>>962759
Your sword has more mass, keep cleaving him and his spear until you pressure him into stepping into Irib's trap. Which is simply Irib hiding on the floor to dissolve him.

Tell Irib to stand back and simply prevent him from escaping. You're gonna go for a fair and square 1 on 1 this time. So that he'll keep his mouth shut.

Miko 2020/04/21(Tue)14:38 No. 962897 ID: 718d7b
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We introduced ourselves to him in the neutral area, so that's outta the way.
I just won't give Irib any instructions. Back at the scene, Rong all clothed up again, Irib tosses him his spear.
"No hard feelings when we kill you~ It's just business."
"Hah! No hard feelings indeed!" There's that aura again.
>-Clang! Cleeng! Clash!-
>-Swooosh!-
He rushes me down and I have to parry his strikes. I break away and slash out a wave of energy! That he blocks and gets pushed back by. Yep. That'll be the enhanced durability on his spear.
He doesn't leave me time to gather up my energy for a strike that'll cleave 'im in half, but he slips up. I hook the spear and send 'im on an arc again. And another. And another! THEN he lets go and sails off a ways.
"Make sure he doesn't get away." Irib glops over to Rong while I work up my mojo. It doesn't take long. "Curse of Resurrection Delay! RRRAAAAAGH!" My blade glows with fury as I dash for my opponent! He doesn't fully evade my strike.
I cut through his foot. It's a lot thinner than his hand, and my strike now is much stronger than earlier.
"D-dammit...! GaaAAAAH!" There.
"Farewell." I try to cut through his chest, but he blocks with his arms!
"GHUOHK!!" Knocks the wind out of 'im and the blade reaches the bone.
"You still cling to life? Hmh. Can't blame ya. Irib, come finish this." I step on his chest and wiggle my stuck blade out. I see him trying to spark up a flame in his mouth, but he can draw no breath. Irib fills his mouth and dissolves his guts. I can feel him fading, until the light is gone from his eyes. Happens some time before Irib's pokin' their own toes out of his foot stump. "Yeesh..." The corpse sits up.
"I had an idea. Can we use these remains to, maybe, sneak up on the others somehow?"

Hahah! That's pretty macabre! Is there somethin' we should try with that?
And who's goin' down next? Half-Cutebold or Half-Sergal?

>>962897
I mean, sure if only to act as a Trojan horse for an opening attack. The sergal is next.

I was secretly hoping that Rong would win and show Miko some good time as well. Oh well.

Sergal time. I'm neutral on using the remains.

Perhaps, but after you dissolved his soft bodies you'll need to cover those up. Can Irib turn opaque and form a full-body covering? Getting stuck in a gimp suit seems like something this guy would do.
Slay the half-sergal next.

Miko 2020/04/23(Thu)17:19 No. 963312 ID: 718d7b
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>>962965
Nope, Irib can't change transparency.

>Sergon
"Yeah, you thinkin' you pretend to be him and then WHAM! We uh... do somethin'?"
"That's about as far as I got~" They grab the severed part of the foot with their own toes and splort it back in place.
"Can you imitate his voice?"
"Sort of... I think they'd catch on quickly!"
"That sounded close. Let's see if it works on that Sergon!"

The Sergon's name is Sonny, and he's been spotted out in a forest a ways from here. I get Irib to put me in some fake chains and we warp somewhere that's had activity from their little gang.
"Rong! Uhh sir! Whhhat's up?" There's a little Miklik with a military-lookin' helmet here. There's also some little rods with orange-colored tops that seem to be dividin' off this part of the forest from another one, but it doesn't look any different over there.
"I've got a prisoner. Where's Sonny?"
"He's over at the base, sir!"
"Great, can you point me in the right direction? I'm a bit disoriented after my battle with this feisty scamp." Heh, good cover story for why he looks and sounds off.
"It's over that way, sir!" They point along a trail.
"Keep up the good work, soldier~"
"Th-thanky you! Sir!"

"Nice ad-libbin' back there! Ya get some insight from eatin' his brains or somethin'?"
"Nope~ Just lucky, I guess~"
We go down the trail a ways, but there's no sign of any base!
"Shit, where the hell is it?? Lemme scope out that inventory again, see if there's anything useful."

There's one remote control, uh, thing with a dial and a button, couple stamina potions, a phone (password-protected, a'course), a spiked cock collar (HAH! I could wear this thing on my pinky), a big flask of somethin', and 238 krels.

Shit, someone's comin'! What's our plan?

Push the button! If you're out of your bonds, I'd get the jump on whoever's coming while Irib distracts them.

>>963312
Mash some buttons! Claim the remote is busted, maybe they'll open it for you.

Press EVERYTHING

>>963317
yes

Miko 2020/04/24(Fri)17:37 No. 963462 ID: 718d7b
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I tell Irib to try the remote and claim it's busted if we don't see any results. I get re-tied fast.
The mook turns out to be a lanky... What the heck are they? Canine folk maybe. Nah, that's like a lizard tail almost. Oh, obviously! Another hybrid.
>-click click click-
"Oh good, you're here. You know, I just can't seem to get into the base."
"Hehe, it's not over here! That's why!"
"Why don't you lead us there~"
"Yeahyeah, sure! Follow MEEEEeeeee" They grab Irib by Rong's arm and pull us both at crazy speed behind 'em, so fast we're both wavin' in the air! "Hoohoohoohoo! Gee y'know, you're looking more Rong than ever!" This freak must be the muscle of Sonny's gang!
>-slam!-
I don't even see what the place looks like on the outside before the mutant weirdo opens the door and yanks us inside! It looks like a cozy cabin.
"Heyyyy SONNY! Rong's here! Heeheehee!" They flop us both onto a sofa and give us a thumbs-up.
"So that was you pressing the button." Sonny comes out and pulls a seductive pose against the doorframe. Tch. "What are you doing here so early? Oh! You brought me a gift?"

My bindings're loose. I can bust out any time and pull out my sword, but that cartoon-ass character is still here, and I bet they're gonna be a real pain in the ass if we don't deal with 'em! What should we do... Is there some way we can get 'em outta the picture? Or some other tactic, maybe...

>>963462
Irib: Suggest you and Sonny go have some fun with the prisoner in private. Then you can ambush him!

>>963462
Yeah, You got to separate them with honeypot tactics. Got them in close and then strangle them with your bindings

I agree, were going to have to separate them. A strong cartoon character like that makes a hell of a support fighter.

Too bad we dont know any of the personal connections they had to our flesh trojan, and asking random questions might raise suspicion.

Ask/seduce them to accompany you to wherever prisoners are normally kept, unless for some asinine reason the couch is were they're kept.

At some point someone get a whiff of whats in that flask, it might just be plain old booze. Hopefully top shelf if it is, although i suspect its just Bandit Swill.

Miko should start insulting them by calling them pussies with small dicks, etc. Half-dragon? More like half-brained half-male. Bet they never touched a girl in their life, what a virgin. Might make them decide to turn their back to Irib who'd then be able to make short work of them. Or at least split up, where Miko, if she's alone with someone, could use the opportunity to break free at the right moment.

Miko 2020/04/26(Sun)11:12 No. 963840 ID: 718d7b
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"That's right~ How about you and I have some fun with our new prisoner, in private~?"
"Hmph."
"I suppose we couuuld. Why don't you come on back?" He waves us back toward where he came from. "Stay, Cherry."
"Awwwww OK."
"Come along, prisoner~" We head down into a dingy dungeon. They got a few prisoners here. I see a little Bearfolk or something, and two blue ant Bugfolk, all in their own cells. I sniff the flask contents on the way, and I'm pretty sure it's fruit juice.

"So what's your name, little missus?" He gets in close. That's my cue to take my bindings 'n choke this bitch!
"Miko Rozu Deepdive!"
>-shing!-
He cuts away the ropes with his sword and slides away from me! I pull out mine.
"Aaaaagh!"
>-BWOOMF-SSH! plop-
Irib tries to bite his head off, and he inflates Irib/Rong's head with fire breath until it explodes! Irib hits the ground.
"'Sblood, nani the fuck!?" He coughs.


Irib's tougher to kill than that, but it looks like they ain't gettin' up at the moment so I can't lean on 'em like last time. Not a tonna room to maneuver here either. The prisoners're sure riled up!
>-Clang cloing clash!-
Our swords meet.
"That's one wicked trap! I've got to hand it to you, missus!"
"Thanks, pal! You got a nice setup goin' here, I didn't know bandito was such a lucrative job!"
>-ksshhhhanggg-
"We do more than that, Miss Miko! Why, if you're intrested, I think we could use someone like you and your friend here..."

I'm not intrested, but he doesn't have to know that. How'm I gonna take this guy down?

You'll want his business end pointed away from you for this one. Throw him headfirst into the bars of the prison cells and make a makeshift guillotine.

>>963840
All right, let's see if we can get some even ground again. Make the deal that if he can beat you, you'll join up with them. If you beat him, you'll take him in to collect the bounty. That puts things slightly in your favor as you don't need him alive but he doesn't know that.

Be sure to use the environment to your advantage. If those prisoners are free roaming in their cells, they're going to want to grab him.

>>963840
Maybe the prisoners can help. Lure him over to the bars and they'll grab him.

Wait, he has fire breath, yeah? Splash attack his ass with the flask! Idk if hes fireproof, or what proof the flask contains, but going up in a fireball might make him think twice about sparking up! Then its all fisticuffs!

Id say splash him with the wierd potions too, but i wouldn't want to +1 anything he could use against you.

I doubt agreeing to join his cause would give him pause, but if it works, then play dirty and donkey punch his ass when he thinks your in an alliance. Or sword.

Oops, guess the tables have turned. But still. Tell him that unless this thing that he does involves saving the world, and he pays better than this quest to kill him, that you're not interested.

Miko 2020/04/27(Mon)19:03 No. 964017 ID: 718d7b
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>>963843
>>963847
"Oh yeah? Well I'm a gamblin' type of gal. If I win, I'm takin' you in for the bounty, but if you win, I'll join up."
"And the Slime?"
"They'll leave you alone."
"Then you won't mind if I call in for some insurance!"
>-clang!-
"Ouhh! Hahah! Nice try."
>-kssh krsj glong!-
With my overpowering swings, I get him against the bars of one of the Bugfolk cells. They grab him so he can't use his sword, for just long enough.
>-FWOOSH!-
"CHERRY! GLHHHH" A slash through the chest, a moment too late. His yell is paired with a fire breath that scorches my upper body.
>-sprot, sklk-
"Ch...erry..." He slumps to the ground. The Bugfolk makes a squeal that sounds like it came from a hog.
"(cough, kaff)." It's a win, and a fast one too, but now I'm in a sticky spot.
>-bwazoom!-
"Hey Sonny wow is he dead what happened to your FFFFFFACES!"

Cherry's vibrating hard, and looks concerned. And... concerning. What do I say to get outta this?

>>964017
Say that you made a bet. He lost.

>>964017
Tell Cherry that he was into that freaky shit. Does Cherry want in?

Just be honest. They bet that if they could beat you in a fight you would join them and if you won you could get the bounty, then they lost.

Tell him that Sonny attacked you and you had to kill him. It was self-defense, so it's ok, right? Ask Cherry if they want some ice cream to celebrate this.

Tell him about the bet. You won pretty fairly.

Failing that, maybe disarm yourself to see if that will reset his Aggro. Seems a bit spotty with the cognitive skills that one.

Miko 2020/04/29(Wed)10:53 No. 964301 ID: 718d7b
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>>964018
>>964020
>>964122
"Nothing to worry about, my fair, um... individual-"
"I'ma girl!"
"My fair lassie. Sonny and I made a bet about which one of us would win in a fight. I won." She stops vibrating slowly.
"Oh... OK Ok. He fire breath'd you good, huhuhuh~?"
"Yep. Got my buddy here, too." Irib sits up. "It was a slime wearing Rong's skin!"
"He sure did~ (siiiigh) I was going to ask him to fuck, too..."
"Oh yeah he was pretty good in the ol' sack!"
"Seriously?" I ask Irib.
"I wanted to collect the whole set~" They tilt their head and make a big pouty eye face.
"Fer cryin' out loud..."
"I'll have to look for him if he gets resurrected~"
"Irib."
"Yes~?" They're already eating him. Cherry joined in and Irib doesn't seem to mind.
>>964058
"Nevermind. Just save some for the bounty." I work up another curse. "Curse of resurrection delay," I mutter, and scratch Sonny's body with my blade. "So Cherry, I guess you'll have to find work somewhere else. Want us to getcha some ice cream before we move on?"
"Dessert! Mmmmost indubitably!"
"Oh, that sounds lovely~ By the way, I found this." They pull out a vibrating cockring from Sonny's pants. It looks like it goes with the remote I pressed earlier.
"Teeheeheehee..."
"Oh. Pfffft! Good find." He's also got a remote in HIS inventory, plus a flask of whiskey, some cooked chicken legs, a keychain with some keys, and 121 krels.

So we get some ice cream at Freezia, the ice-goblin-goddess-themed parlor. I go with Glittering Rondo, Irib gets a Caustic Chill, and Cherry gets a Poppin' Cherry cone. Guess she's what you call a "Crux," which IS some kind of hybrid species, but she doesn't know too much about it. She had Crux parents, but both of them used to be somethin' else? Weird.
Irib ate the rest of Rong before we came, aside from a piece so we can get the bounty. It'd look too weird if they came into town lookin' like... that.

Only one left before we can collect is Hrny, the half-Cutebold. He's supposed to have a hoard of treasure in a cave somewhere. There's an idea where it should be, so we'll head there and do some rock climbing. A hand-to-hand magic user... And he's probably got fire breath like the other two. What should we do? See if we can sneak in while he's out and hide in the hoard t' ambush him? Set traps? Kobolds tend to have trap immunity, but I don't think a half-kobold would. Still, we can't mess up so close to victory!

Pose as the IRS and bust down his front door.

>>964301
He might not have trap immunity, but he probably has trap resistance. If you can somehow get past his own traps, seems like a good idea to hide in his horde. Have Irib on the ceiling to drop down on them while you come up from below. A splitroast, if you will.

Are there any traps you can set inside your junk?

If so, all you'd have to do is spread your legs and let him come at you. And then sandwich him.

1/2 Miko 2020/05/01(Fri)19:17 No. 964591 ID: 718d7b
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We freed the prisoners, by the way. Couldn't understand a damn thing they said, but they seemed happy t' escape.

>>964302
Haha... posing as a tax collector would be funny, but no.

>>964317
Hmm... I don't hate the idea. Not sure I could put on a seductive act long enough to make it work, is the thing.

>>964303
Irib follows my moves, and we sneak around, being careful not to make a sound.
"Shh."
>-crunch-
Irib steps on some old bone or something.
"No, don't touch that!" Luckily, it doesn't set off any traps or anything. We do notice a few, and Irib splits off a little piece that goes ahead of us so they can deal with the ones we don't find.

The hoard turns out to be martial arts media and paraphernalia from across many worlds, maybe even multiple realities. I get Irib to hide on the ceiling, while I hide behind a big sculpture of a noodle dragon.
Hrny comes in after a while, and that's my cue to pop out and slice for his neck!
"Whoa whoa, hey!" He's already turned around when I see him! He stops the blade by pinning it between his hands. "Geez!" Irib lands on him, but he does this intense whirlwind spin move that flings the goop right off!
>-splt sppklp-
"Gack pleh!"
"Sorry~" Hrny stops spinning and steadies himself.
"What's this all about?"
"Killed yer dragonblooded pals for a bounty. You're next."
"Oh! Well if they're dead, you can just take me in alive! Right? ...but I need proof that they're dead."
"Show him." Irib presents a bone fragment from each.
"Hmmmmmm..." He does some wavy hand stuff and gets a glowy aura. "Yep. (sigh) These are their bones. You guys must be pretty tough!"
"Got that right."
"I'm very soft, actually~"
"Hahah, you look it. Honestly, the whole operation was their idea. I went along, sure, but it didn't grow my hoard much."
"That's your thing, huh."
"Yeah, I just can't get enough! Bruce Flea, Jean-claude van Damtsvane, it's all a lot of fun!"
"You like vigorous physical activity~"
"You got it~" He winks and grins and points at Irib. "And the whole discipline angle! Let me tell you, with my genes, self-restraint does not come easy."
"If you let go of some of that restraint, I'll show you how easy it is to come~"
"Gods."
"Wow...~ Both of you, or just you?"

Fuck it! Y’know what? Why not! Let's show this Hrny hybrid a thing or two!

After that, we turn him in and collect some cash. Not a bad day. I wonder what Glinp’s been up to...

2/2 End Glinp 2020/05/01(Fri)19:18 No. 964592 ID: 718d7b
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"...And that's how we knew we had slain the last of them, and it was finally safe to visit you!"

Woooow, I'm so glad this whole thing was canon and not just parts of it here and there!
April fools!

What a fun adventure it's been~

15 characters lewded in 38 updates. This must be some sort of a record.

Well done.