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Well, this complicates things a bit. Not a problem, though -- we'll see soon enough how monogamous these Chupians really are! And if that turns to be "very monogamous", then no matter. She looks stunning (for an alien) and seems like she'll make very pleasant company to boot, so I'm sure we'll have a great time, even if we don't get to show her the true meaning of our facial calligraphy. And of course, we'll make sure she'll have a night to remember as well, regardless of what comes of it, because being "the one who fucks" demands that we are a virtuoso in all aspects of pleasing a lady, not simply carnal pleasure! We certainly don't want her to regret her generosity, after all.
Kneel down on one leg before her, taking her hand in yours, and then say, "Thaddeus Plymouth Saft at your service, Madamoiselle -- delighted and deeply honored to meet you. And if I may be so bold as to say so, no camera could properly capture your beauty -- you are even more radiant in person than in your photo!" Then, if she seems receptive to it, plant a kiss on the back of her hand before you release it and stand back up.
Now, Victor seems like a lot of fun to mess with -- and he demeaned our hallowed traditions as mere goat customs -- so let's break out the double entendres. Turn to him, giving a little bow, and say, "I give you my word as a gentleman, Victor, that your mother will be in good hands tonight; the best of hands, in fact! I will do my utmost to see that her generosity is richly rewarded -- this is a night she will never forget, I assure you!
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