>>101938
Grab his sword, then jab your fingers into his eyes through the gaps in the helmet.

Rowan 2009/12/30(Wed)20:52 No. 101969 ID: c1b520
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>>101953
Knight: What in the- *HRGH*

>>101969
Disassemble his armor and continue to attack his soft bits.

>>101973
Assuming he has them.
I'd just pull him apart and leg it.

Rowan 2009/12/30(Wed)21:21 No. 101985 ID: c1b520
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>>101973
>>101976
Lizzy?: "You are a strange one aren't you? Crafted of many things, yes? Weak at the neck like so many, yet impenetrable everywhere else. You work for light you say, yet you show no mercy... even the light understood mercy. What are you?"

Knight: "SYSTEMS FAILING. SOUNDING HIGH ALERT. TARGET CONFIRMED SHADOW BEING. ALL UNITS REPORT. WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE."

>>101985
Silence him.

Rowan 2009/12/30(Wed)23:24 No. 102032 ID: c1b520
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>>102024
Lizzy?: "Damnit... he's already alerted his allies... I doubt I'll be ale to take them all on, no matter how precise my attacks are."

Sandstrom: "mmm-mmm-Miss? Whaaa- Wh-who are you? What's going on?"

Take him, get out of there. Notime for talking. Can you teleport him too?

Rowan 2009/12/31(Thu)13:24 No. 102313 ID: c1b520
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>>102054
Lizzy?: "Okay, now to get rid of the body... wait... HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?"

>>102313
Ask the man how to get out.

As for the body, Pitchy needs to eat.

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)17:05 No. 103070 ID: c1b520
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>>102327
Pitchy: Mama asks me to stay down here for a bit to make sure the place is safe. I think I heard an alarm go off... I guess that means there might be more. Oh and by the way, I've been telling mama your suggestions. I think she still can't hear you.

Lizzy?: "Sir, do you know how to get out of here?"

Sandstrom: "I-I-I umm... ye-yes, I do. This building is made of sandstone. You have to ask the wild sand elementals that inhabit the stone to move it... But they normally only respond when asked in their native tongue. Though recently they have been responding to those knights. I don't know why or how they pull it off."

Yell at the walls. "OI! You airheads! Let us out or I start breaking an exit myself!"

Mold into the knight's armor and attempt to take control of the body to emulate his voice.

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)18:48 No. 103110 ID: c1b520
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>>103107
>>103105
KnightLizzy?: "OI! Airheads. Let us out before I start breaking an exit myself!"

Sandstrom: "Umm... miss... I know I should have mentioned this earlier but... I can speak their language."

>>103110
Damn right you should have said that earlier! Get us out of here then.

>>103110
"Oh, well get them to let us out, would you?"

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)19:19 No. 103115 ID: c1b520
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>>103112
>>103111
Sandstrom: "Um... sure miss... just a moment while I get in position."

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)19:21 No. 103116 ID: c1b520
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Sandstrom: "Kalem'ek lam alum ne- wait, what?"

Lizzy?: "Well that was fast."

Sandstrom: "This isn't me."

Lizzy?: "Then who?"

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)19:23 No. 103117 ID: c1b520
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Sandstrom: "There is someone there."

Lizzy?: "Is it one of the knights?"

Sanstrom: "No, it's pitch black, I can't see it clearly though."

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)19:25 No. 103119 ID: c1b520
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Lizzy?: "G-Gus?!"

Gus: "Lizzy? Never mind, where's Pitchy? We need to get out of here!"

Seer: "Have you found them Darkness? We need to be out of here yesterday!"

Not enough time to retcon an entire day, you'll have to be late.

>>103119
Tell them Pitchy is in the floor below.

>>103119
"I'm down here!"

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)19:51 No. 103124 ID: c1b520
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>>103122
Pitchy: "I'm down here papa!"

Gus: "I got you pitchy."

Pitchy: :3

Lizzy: o|

Sandstrom: "darknessisreallyhere?
Ithoughtitwasarumor. butitsnotpossible. darknesswassupposedtobedead. howcouldihavedonethis?"

>>103124
Sandstrom is going with you, whether he likes it or not.

>>103124
Grab Sandstrom and carry him, he can recover while we run the hell away.

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)21:15 No. 103169 ID: c1b520
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Seer: "Everyone present? Good. Let's get a move on then."

Sandstrom: "maleknalamelkalnotemaroshamlanakronama"

Seer: "What is he doing?"

Lizzy: "If I knew I would tell you, who are you guys anyway?"

Seer: "Friends, now if you'll continue we should be able to outrun them once we reach the shore."

Lizzy: "And how far away is that?"

Seer: "We should be there in... about 13 hours if we keep up this pace."

Everyone: D:

>>103169
Where else can we go?

Keep up that pace. Keep up the FUCK out of it.

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)21:56 No. 103218 ID: c1b520
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>>103194
Lizzy?: "Well is there anywhere else we can go?"

Seer: "Well there is a forest to the south west, however it would put us too far off track, not to mention the dangers within the forests of this world."

*Rumble* *Rumble*

Lizzy?: "Do you feel something?"

Seer: "Like what?"

Lizzy?: "Like the ground is convulsing or something."

Sandstrom: "alekmalenakalaolemparanokelanakrala"

Seer: "This may be an old man's instinct, but I highly suggest we pick up our pace."

Lizzy?: "Why?"

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)21:57 No. 103220 ID: c1b520
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Sandstrom: "maleknaronoshalahash!"

Seer: "Thats why."

>>103220
Tell Sandstrom to SHUT THE FUCK UP! ALSO RUN THE FUCK AWAY!

>>103220
Yell at Sandstrom. "Are you doing that? We're on your side, stupid! If you want us to drop you just say so!"

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)22:16 No. 103245 ID: c1b520
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>>103230
Sandstrom: "What did I do? I was just talking to the sands telling them that I was being kidnapped by a bunch of crazy people, but then your buddy darkness over there pipes in and says that you guys aren't crazy. So sands are pretty confused at this point at which point I tell them bad guys comin, so yeah. No idea how that came out. They said something about ancient pact or something I wasn't really paying attention. Oh and you can keep carrying me by the way, all that chatter really wore me out."

>>103245
Looks like the sand's killing our pursuers. That's pretty nifty.

Insomnia 2010/01/01(Fri)22:28 No. 103258 ID: 4e9b58
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Transform and roll out!

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)22:36 No. 103265 ID: c1b520
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>>103252
Sandstrom: "Yup, they're getting crushed alright, but you might wanna keep moving, it's moving at a faster speed then those knights were moving and it's not gonna stop in a split second. I mean if it were me I wouldn't mind being a sand elemental and all, but you guys might wanna keep moving to avoid the burning sting of thousands of little projectiles piercing your body ripping it apart piece by piece until your nothing but a pool of mana. But I'm not you so go ahead and stop if you want."

>>103265
Can someone tell Sandstrom to say what he wants to say without rambing?

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)22:55 No. 103287 ID: c1b520
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>>103267
*after about 15 minuets of running*

Lizzy?: "With pleasure."

Sandstrom: "OW! Hey, what was that for?"

>>103287
"That's for being a blabbermouth. You are, as of right now, only to speak in sentences 5 words or less."

Rowan 2010/01/01(Fri)23:55 No. 103349 ID: c1b520
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>>103288
Sandstrom: "Alright fine. Was it really-"
Lizzy?: "Hush."
Sandstrom: "But I was-"
Lizzy?: "HUSH."
Sandstrom: ):(

Seer: "Alright then, now that we're all settled per your request, let us share our stories, I'm sure there are many questions to be asked and answered so lets just get them out there and we'll answer each one in turn."

>>103349
I recommend the newly messed-up lizzy relate her story first.

Rowan 2010/01/02(Sat)06:51 No. 103645 ID: c1b520
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>>103635
Lizzy?: "Well, alright, but there isn't much I know. The last thing I remember was getting a massive headache and the the next thing I know I see Gus running at me telling me we had to get out of that place. Pitchy told me earlier that I fought off one of those things that were chasing us but i don't remember any of it."

Seer: "Your form has a rather simple explanation really dear, your supposedly original form that Darkness bestowed upon you stemmed from his mana stream. When you entered our world your body was immediately bombarded with the mana stream that keeps us elementals alive. The balance in mana between both worlds is the key that disables each of our kind from living in the other. I'll explain that in more detail in a bit. But all you need to know is that because of all the mana bombarding your old form, your shell had to reconfigure itself to better accompany the mana being forced upon it."

Shocky: "I got about a quarter of that."

Lizzy: "Not to be rude, but I didn't catch that much either."

Seer: *sigh* "To sum it up then, Lizzy is starting to turn into an elemental. A transformation that hasn't been seen for over two thousand years since the great war."

>>103645
Man, Gus is gonna have two girls to play around with. How fortunate.

Pitchy looks cute over there by the way.

Rowan 2010/01/02(Sat)06:57 No. 103653 ID: c1b520
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>>103646
Gus: "Isn't that fortunate, huh Lizzy?"

Lizzy: ...

Seer: "Don't get too excited boy, there is more to it, don't forget your own transformation."

>>103653
Hey, it's hard not to get excited when you can make eggs with many different people, right Gus?

Anyway, let's ask Sage what the heck is going on and why everyone is changing.

Rowan 2010/01/02(Sat)07:25 No. 103677 ID: c1b520
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>>103664
Gus: "So why is all this happening?"

Seer: "It is my guess that Chaos and his lackeys are attempting to change the balance of the worlds. Why? Outside of complete destruction of both worlds I cannot say. However it seems that he has people on Lizzy's side working for the same goal as well. This Rastin person you mentioned in our earlier conversation Darkness, you said he was draining your mana and injecting it into another human?"

Gus: "Yeah, why?"

Seer: "I believe that this man may have close connections with Chaos and may be cooperating with him to achieve the same goal. How he will accomplish it, I'm not sure, but we need to get over to Lizzy's world as soon as possible."

>>103677
Yeah, Gus. Explore Lizzy's world. Mmm~ Maybe Pitchy can help.

>>103677
Well, we still have the same problem as before. How are we gonna get there? Has the situation changed at all?

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)12:11 No. 104333 ID: c1b520
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>>103964
Seer: "If you remember the points of entry back into Lizzy's world are the portal situated at the center of our world, the portal you entered through in the first place, though I doubt it is still open at this point, and finding someone to summon us over. Right now we should simply start heading to the edge of the world in the south. That means crossing the great ocean. Which means heading to the docks. If we get moving now we should get there within a day or two."

>>104333
Why are the Light forces suddenly using metal guys? Also, I wonder if that janitor guy we spoke to was the one who created the portal; and if so maybe he knows how to summon us back as well.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)17:33 No. 104583 ID: c1b520
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>>104569
Seer: "Metal? Is that what that stuff is? Well I believe it was created by chaos through some sort of abominable combination of multiple elementals. Either way they don't seem to want to help us and seem outside of our control. They don't seem to have any free will of there own, making them easy to control and hard to turn. A perfect solider. And as far as this Janitor person, I have no idea, from what I can guess he may possibly have some summoning abilities. If we CAN find Six, he would be the one to contact I believe. Well, I think that's enough information to get us going. Shall we move on?"

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)17:52 No. 104599 ID: c1b520
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>>103687
Gus: "Hey Lizzy, you know, you look amazing."

Lizzy: "Gus..."

Gus: "You wanna have some fun tonight, I know I'm not used to this body yet but-"

Lizzy: "Gus, I don't think I can't hang out with you anymore..."

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)17:53 No. 104600 ID: c1b520
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Gus: ...

Lizzy: "I'm sorry."

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)17:55 No. 104602 ID: c1b520
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...

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)18:00 No. 104604 ID: c1b520
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Sandstrom: "Mind if I catch her on the rebound?"

Gus: "..."

Sandstrom: "I'm not hearing a no."

Sing a sad song and have a good long cry, Gus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AroHm0FRp14

>>104604
punch him. Punch him in the fucking face.

>>104604
>Mind if I catch her on the rebound?
>8 word sentence
You know what to do.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)18:35 No. 104635 ID: c1b520
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>>104607
>>104605
>>104612
Gus: I'm fine guys... Lizzy was just a good friend, I'm sure she still is... she's just... seeing other people. I've got nothing to worry about... It's been almost two days since we've left... we should be at the docks soon... I just need to focus...

How's pitchy doing? I wonder if she'll get turned elemental like Lizzy.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)18:47 No. 104642 ID: c1b520
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>>104638
Gus: Pitchy is with Shocky and Aqua... I asked Seer about her and he said he's not sure. He says that most beings from the human world start to exhibit certain side effects at this point and Pitchy isn't showing any of them. Neither is anyone else. It's weird kinda. If Chaos is trying to make the elementals human, and that Rastin guy is trying to turn the humans into elementals, why aren't we getting hit with the side effects that normally affect humans?

>>104642
Is there some sort of ancient prophecy or something like that regarding this situation?

>>104635
She'll be back, Gus. Just give her time.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)18:59 No. 104649 ID: c1b520
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>>104648
...

>>104645
Gus: All he does is give me a nasty stare turns around and says we're there. All that I can see are a few huts and a couple villagers walking around. This seems to be more of a way point then a port.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)19:18 No. 104653 ID: c1b520
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Gus: Seer told us to just wait in the village while he go looks for someone to give us a ride across to the south. He gave each of us a bit of money to spend. While everyone heads to what appears to be an inn of some sort, I head around town. I come across this weird place that sells fabrics and such. While I'm only partially human I can't help but get the feeling I might want to change my look. There is someone else here who apparently has the same idea.

>>104653
Talk to her.

You have two options:
Buy something for Lizzy.
Get a new companion.

Choose.

>>104653
Maybe if you got something that didn't make you look like a little kid, Lizzy would be more comfortable being around you.

You do know that humans don't usually have lots and lots of sex until they're adults, right?

>>104656
Oh hell yes.

Stay in the same era as that outfit but go FUCKING CLASSY.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)19:42 No. 104659 ID: c1b520
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>>104655
>>104656
>>104657
Gus: I'll double task.


Gus: "Excuse me?"

???: "Hi! Did you come here to look at all the pretty clothes too?"

Gus: "Well, um, kinda you see-"

???: "THAT IS SO COOL! I thought I was the only one interested in this stuff!"

Gus: "Well you see I'm actually looking for something to impress one of my friends."

???: "Is it a girl?"

Gus: "What?"

???: "Is your friend a girl?"

Gus: "umm, yeah, I mean, she's not my girlfriend or anything..."

???: "OOOH. Okay. So you want another girl to fix you up to make the first girl like you, right?"

Gus: "Well, yeah, I guess that pretty much sums it up."

???: "That seems pretty desperate mister..."

Gus: "Gus, my names Gus."

Coco: "Cool, my name's Coco. Alright Mister Gus, I'll help you out. But I'm not paying for anything okay?"

Gus: "Uh... okay."

Stay cool, Gus. Tell her about the problem and ask her to come with you. Try to gain insight on why Lizz left.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)20:00 No. 104672 ID: c1b520
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Gus: "I'm feeling really self-conscious right now."

Coco: "Don't worry, this won't take long... unless it take's a long time."

In before Steve, Gimp, and Woman outfits.

>>104673
In b4 Mudy outfit

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2010/01/03(Sun)20:12 No. 104690 ID: 6faa8c
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>>104672
Here's what your after, for reference.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)20:24 No. 104699 ID: c1b520
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Coco: "Feeling a bit better?"

Gus: "I feel rich."

Coco: "You look rich! But there is something about the color..."

Gus: "What about it?"

Coco: "There a severe LACK of it. Let's keep going."

You can't go wrong with a charcoal gray.

If you're feelin lucky go with a deep blue or a black pinstripe.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)20:35 No. 104707 ID: c1b520
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>>104702
Coco: "..."

Gus: "Is something wrong?"

Coco: "No... you look great... perfect... I'll go pay for it."

Gus: "But you said-"

Coco: "It's fine, you just go see your girlfriend, I'm sure she'll love it."

Gus: "Umm... thanks, Coco."

Coco: "It's not a problem. Promise."

Gus: "I'll see you later then..."

Coco: "Yeah... later..."

>>104707
I think she likes how you look.

>>104707
YES.

YEEEEEEEEEES.

If this doesn't get her attention, well, you'll just need to add some nice white gloves.

White?

Dude, men with that fashion sense wear black leather gloves lined with cashmere.

Warmest fucking things you'll ever wear.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)21:02 No. 104720 ID: c1b520
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>>104715
(author's note: This is the truest statement to ever be uttered.)
>>104709
>>104714
Gus: I'm happy she bought me the suit, but there was something else, it was in her eyes. I think she was crying, and not in a good way. Maybe I should go and see her again before we leave... But for now, I got business to do.

~at the inn~

Gus: Here it is. How should I approach this?

>>104720
Ask Lizz how she's doing.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)21:36 No. 104735 ID: c1b520
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>>104722
Gus: She's completely smashed.

Lizzy: "Well hey there guy! You know this place is awesome. I only had two drinks. TWO! HA HA HA! Two. Hey, you wanna have some fun? I wanna have fun."

Sandstrom: "She's had like eight actually. It's pretty astonishing really. I think I'm gonna get lucky tonight. By the way, nice tux, how much was it?"

>>104735
"Uhh... I thought you said you didn't want to do that anymore? Why was that, anyway?"

>>104735
>I think I'm gonna get lucky tonight.

Did he just imply he would take advantage of a drunk woman?

Ask him outside. He needs a fucking beating.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)21:46 No. 104747 ID: c1b520
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>>104738
Lizzy: "You're funny, guy! But aren't you a little small? Are you a midget? Midgets are funny. I don't like midgets though, they're creepy. I also don't like kids. Needy little fuckers them, but your cool guy. Wanna know what else I hate? Disco balls. They're just stupid."

>>104739
Bartender: *whisper* No need to worry about that sand elemental boy, I've dealt with worse then him. I'll make sure he stays clear of the girl.*whisper*

>>104747
Can you alter your size to be taller? If yes, do so. If not, tell her this is the size your supposed to be as an elemental.

Thank the bartender.

>>104747
Well. I guess it wasn't just the clothes. You're too short for her, apparently.

>>104747
>I think I'm gonna get lucky tonight.
>Sentence with 7 words
>By the way, nice tux, how much was it?
>Sentence with 9 words

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)22:06 No. 104764 ID: c1b520
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>>104751
>>104749
Gus: I can't change size... but apparently she can...

Lizzy: "Why are you so short? Are you a kid? I hate kids, so fuckin needy. Are YOU a kid? cus you don't look like a kid. You look like... a midget. Do you have a unicycle? Cus that would be weird."

Gus: Is it just me or did the table get higher?
Anyway I thank the bartender for keeping Sandstrom away from Lizzy. I think I'm done here... I don't know what else I can do.

>>104764
Run away, find the nice girl who helped you. I know you're hurting, Gus. You need comfort. You need Coco. Go to her.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)22:23 No. 104769 ID: c1b520
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>>104766
Gus: I'm not hurting... I accepted that she didn't like me... but... I go to the clothing store and see her sitting outside the town in the desert. I go closer. It looks like she's crying.

Gus: "Coco?"

>>104769
Walk up and ask her what's wrong.

>>104769
Run man run

You might be why she's crying man

Comfort her. Hold her hand.

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)22:53 No. 104787 ID: c1b520
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>>104772
>>104773
>>104775
Gus: I run up to her, she doesn't notice me. I begin to sit down in the sand and grab her hand.

Gus: "Miss me?"

Coco: "Uh...*sniff* hi."

Gus: "You alright?"

Coco: "Yeah... *sniff* how did your talk with your... girlfriend... go?"

Gus: "I don't think it's going to work out between us."

Coco: "Well there goes my money down the drain..."

Gus: "I wouldn't say so..."

Coco: "..."

Gus: "..."

Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)23:08 No. 104791 ID: c1b520
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Coco: "I haven't known you long Gus, but..."

Gus: "I love you Coco..."

Coco: "I love you too Gus..."

>>104791
Hey, that water look weird to you? It's not giving an accurate reflection. Also, it's not flat at the horizon.

Chapter 8 End Rowan 2010/01/03(Sun)23:22 No. 104799 ID: c1b520
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Six: And so we end this chapter. But our quest has not ended. A king searches for freedom as a rebel seeks vengeance, and what of Chaos in his minions? As our heros rest, they work underneath the covers of law and order. What are their plans, and where will this change in reality lead? That is something not even I can see. Till next time we meet great sages.