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Untamed Feather Milk
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Vance is face to face with his greatest and most sexually aggressive foe yet, a shape shifting Old One, a mass of tentacles and eyeballs, and one of the multitudinous spawn of the heralds of the end of man, Todd.
"oh hey Todd." Vance says Darkvisionly.
"word on the street is you got knocked up by a Slythogg" Todd replies, "listen, baby, I know I got my problems, but I want to make this work. I want to make you an honest lady."
"why would I get married to a Great Old One when I can just keep sleeping around with alien poontang the galaxy over?"
"I can give you true love"
"ehhhh... what else you got?"
"an infinite number of tentacles that can jerk you off forever."
"well you do have a strong offer there."
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