dig through the trash it could have good shit

Now, use your souls to level up your ATK

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)12:39 No. 942085 ID: 49c504
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UG UG RRRRR

CAVEDEER UNLOCKED

flip a fucking car

Fight a badger

Not enough drinking for a drunk quest. Either steal some alcohol to fuel the revolution or kill a billionaire and drink his blood

You are freer now than you have ever been. Truly the beast has outthought the man.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)12:48 No. 942091 ID: 49c504
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>>942084
ok i read this as AK? and i know nobody sugggested it but it is MY Fucking quest. so i am joining the kurds.

im still in austria, but you know, im...

in cosplay.

i can feel myself sobering up. i need to expropriate alcohol pronto or this quest will end. where go.

America deserves to get stolen from

If you're Euro, go to a McDonalds and demand all their beer. And most of their toys.

Get out your portrait of Öcalon, use it as motivation for the conquest of beer

go get that gin you were talking about, and then go piss on hitler's birthplace

>>942091
Procure some fine wine. Sip it with class- GUZZLE IT DOWN

I argue that it is Noble to enact violence for a noble cause. No one must get in the way of your intoxication. There is alcohol somewhere in this distopia, and it is just for you to seize it for your own needs than let it be used by villains

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)12:58 No. 942098 ID: 49c504
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>>942095
fun fact i was born a few minutes away from there!! wowee

>>942092
id love to go to america but its ON FIRE. i could go to the embassy here maybe. do they keep a bunch of lassos and hamburgos in s big freeezer

American embassies are full of oil, hamburgers, lassos, and racism. Destroy the fascists inside and claim the precious loot.

Unite the proles.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)13:06 No. 942102 ID: 49c504
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>>942100
ok im on my way let me just make a quick detour

Yes it's a shame we can't do anything about that fire but it is a part of our culture I'm afraid. The American embassy is required to keep an emergency supply of keystone light in order to act as cultural exchange.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)13:10 No. 942105 ID: 49c504
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ok now im ready. restocking on alchohol irl too so reply with ideas or w(e. can someone google where the american emabssy in austria is for me because i dont have a phone on me

It’s in Vienna

it's in my pants

yes it resides in beautiful, picturesque Vienna, which certainly contains many landmarks that I would recognize if they were depicted here.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)13:23 No. 942109 ID: 49c504
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>>942107
Oh thanks! let me just- oh.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)13:23 No. 942110 ID: 49c504
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>>942108
oh nice vienna yeah ok. ill just walk over there

here we are! this must be the embassy!

Find a wolf and marry it, you are one of the pack now.

You have an AK, a baseball bat, and a BAC above the driving limit. I don't think we have to tell you what to do here.

g-g-ghosts!!! get out of there quick!!!!

ah yes, it must be summertime. you are getting close to the Keystone Light now. be careful as Americans are easily frightened by sudden noises and socialized programs. my advice would be to keep your hands visible, preferably grasping at either side of your belt buckle as you exclaim "Yellow there! ope, I'm gonnnnna sneeeeeak right by you there and grab a couple of brews."

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)13:36 No. 942115 ID: 49c504
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>>942114
"Howdy fellas! Black people, am I right? Y'all wouldn't happen to have any good ol' moonshine stashed out around in 'ese here parts?"

you've successfully infiltrated them. look at how happy they are to meet a contemporary. now is a good time to steal some rocky mountain filtered piss water.

Steal the Declaration of Independence, they'll become a British colony again.

It's ok, all racists are secret furries.

Sing them one of your soothing german sonnets.

Sell them your Bathwater

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)13:51 No. 942122 ID: 49c504
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>>942120
You know not what you ask, wench. No need to commit gamercide.

>>942121

seconded. this is what you obtained that quest item for. it is time to cash in on your e-femininity.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)13:57 No. 942124 ID: 49c504
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>>942123
the kekistani warrior is willing to exchange [GAMER DOE BATHWATER] for [THE UNITED STATES TREASURY]

(this is in the vienna embassy ofc)

Now's your chance, steal the Declaration of Independence and make them a British Colony again. Nothing would piss them off more.

don't get too excited. that's not worth nearly as much as the United States debt, but you should be able to trade it at a gas station for some wine coolers in a variety of fun bottles.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)14:00 No. 942127 ID: 49c504
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>>942125
ok!

>>942125
I don't think they keep it in Vienna.

Visit a totally legit surgeon and get extra livers implanted.

fawnbutt 2019/08/10(Sat)14:03 No. 942129 ID: 1dbaf7

Use the treasury to buy every brewery, pub, and alcohol distributor in Europe, make them all worker-run, and grab some booze from em

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)14:06 No. 942130 ID: 49c504
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>>942129
its actually all just debt, so i got scammed.

i did get the constitution out of it though. shame its a bunch of bullhockey. should've planned for a ideologically coherent and opposed parties, dumbasses.

what now???

If that’s the original constitution then the US government, by order of God, must follow whatever is written on it. Rewrite it to make America socialist and give you beer

Roll a joint with it

be careful, that's a living document! it must be treated with utmost respect and care for it represents the beliefs and foundation of our peo-

wait a second is that semen? who came on the fucking Constitution? it appears that 238 people simultaneously ejaculated upon this document! and recently, at that!

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)14:12 No. 942134 ID: 49c504
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>>942131
ok done

>>942132
i already TOLD you i dont have weed or i wouldnt need fcuckni g alcohol

any additional articles?

Monogamy is illegal

Kill all hets

uwu'ing is mandatory

Free public guillotines

yes good finally a decree to answer the "Gamer Question".

you should be legally able to obtain unlimited free booze now. if only we could get you to the shores of this great country so you could enjoy said unlimited free booze...

Marx beards are mandatory.

Demand weed

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)14:31 No. 942140 ID: 49c504
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armerica is autopia now yeah??

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)14:36 No. 942141 ID: 49c504
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oh there we go

Truly a perfect state now. we shall live as primordial gods in our new weed and booze filled Orgyocratic Hedonist commune.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)14:36 No. 942143 ID: 49c504
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oops did THIS just get political

Be Crime

Do Gay

well he certainly seems to be enjoying himself. you see, everything worked out well in the end, and no one important got hurt. I call that a victory.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)14:44 No. 942146 ID: 49c504
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>>942144
bffs!!!

but its only midnight and im lowkey horny ngl

Go get some dick and/or pussy then. The new America must be full of em.

Dance to celebrate your freedom from the shackles of the bourgeoisie

Join a gay pride parade there must be one somewhere.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)15:04 No. 942152 ID: 49c504
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>>942147
wow lok at all sthese cuties. who do u want to date

Double date with shade and bicycle?

Obviously Harold.

Throw down with emerald.

You know Emerald likes to be tied up, obviously her.

all of them of course

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)15:11 No. 942159 ID: 49c504
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guys i only have so many parts please

Challenge emerald

You have enough parts for everyone, if you’re willing to push yourself.

Looks like the choice is Emerald.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)15:16 No. 942164 ID: 49c504
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ok emerald it is



...on second thought

If it's part efficiency you're worried about, Bicycle's tiny size is maximal!

Don't back out. You're dead if you show weakness

give smoochies. eldritch monstrosities deserve love, too

Don't be a coward.

Date the Shade from Ethquest.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)15:24 No. 942173 ID: 49c504
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>>942166
"Hey. so, uh.


...come here often?"

Give her The Shoulder Touch! It always works!

No stealing from Tim

Lick her eye to assert dominance

Ask how cat and bird are doing these days.

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)15:40 No. 942179 ID: 49c504
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>>942174
shoulder touched.

"how are your frifnds?"

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)15:40 No. 942180 ID: 49c504
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she says:

"a rubyquest refernece in 2019 is kinda cringe sis"

See if you can draw a large triangle around Emerald's third eye on her forehead, just so we can amp up the cringe.

>.< that is absolutely false

>>942181
Do this and hum the xfiles theme

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)15:50 No. 942185 ID: 49c504
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"are you done?"

*gasp* what about some rosy red cheeks??

*gasp* what about some rosy red cheeks??

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/10(Sat)16:04 No. 942188 ID: 49c504
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im dying

You're dying? OH NO! QUICK! KISS EMERALD SO THAT YOU CAN RECEIVE CPRs! OH MY GAWDS!!!!1

Show her your superior mating ability by flexing.

Stop posting cringe GOSH
flirt with the shade. It can be anything you want it to be

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/11(Sun)07:28 No. 942230 ID: 96ec74
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ITS OVER i DIED BAD END

Deeeeeeer 2019/08/11(Sun)08:00 No. 942232 ID: 96ec74
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bonus tho

Good end.

Until someone starts practicing black magic.