>>957336
Bid Haley goodnight and head home.

Since the PK contacted Drusa, she should still be awake for a few minutes before going to sleep again. Get in touch with her and inform her that you’ve got the data pad and camera with you, and you’d like to know what time you should come by the scrapyard to return them to her.

>>957339
>Anyways before heading home let Halcyon know if she ever wants to hang out let her know she just has to send a message your way.
This, but make sure you specify that it should be at a reasonable time of day. We don’t want Haley to do what Leon did and call us way too early in the morning.

>You’re sure she still isn’t telling you everything, but you’re unsure if you want to press her any harder.
Just ask her if she knows how this looks, particularly the part about not filing the report. If she gets defensive or obstructive in a stonewalling way rather than trying to diplomatically convince you to mind your own neck and let her look after herself, she's up to no good.

Send information to the right people, see if either Sol Corp or the Brood Pits that messaged you are open so long as you're going to be on a coffee binge.

“Wait, so the whole reason you even wanted to get involved in this junkyard case was so you could have an excuse to get out of doing paperwork for the previous case? I’m not Irongear, but even I’d say that would have been irresponsible of you.”

The only way she can defend herself from this chastisement is likely through telling the truth; make the lie just as shameful. She can either tell us what’s really going on, or she can feel bad about the lie/half-truth she told us on multiple levels.

>>957336
"Sounds like you've got a lot to deal with lately. Let me know if there's some way I can help, okay? You've been helpful to me, so I'd be happy to return the favor if I can."

It's pretty easy to figure out that she's covering for another hidden SAI and is trying to offer plausible excuses instead of saying it outright. We don't need to press the issue, just let her know that we're available to assist if she needs us.

Kaktus 2020/02/27(Thu)13:46 No. 957469 ID: 1301e8
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>Just ask her if she knows how this looks, particularly the part about not filing the report.
I agree that it isn’t the most perfect situation, but that’s simply what the function returned after my input.
I’m not Irongear, but even I’d say that not filing the paperwork is irresponsible of you.
My excuse is that I believe it to be unnecessary at first, that it was a onetime thing that no one wanted to press charges for in the first place, making a irrelevant case that would simply take up another thread of the machinery at HQ.
Irrelevant or not, it was still stupid to take that chance. Ergo, you can’t just ignore this.
I can only accept that my original input variable was bad and change it. I will accept that I did wrong and file that paperwork, even if I get punished for it.
Good…

>Before heading home let Halcyon know if she ever wants to hang out let her know she just has to send a message your way.
I will stay in contact. I hope you will do the same.
>But make sure you specify that it should be at a reasonable time of day. We don’t want Haley to do what Leon did and call us way too early in the morning.
While I might not need to sleep, I know that you organics need time to yourself. I’ll contact you after I get off work at the earliest, if I feel for seeing you again at the time.
>Bid Haley goodnight and head home.
Might the gentle waves give you a pleasant night, Haley.
Have a pleasant reboot, Rishi.


>You can leave a non-urgent message for one of the scrapyard trio that you still have their stuff and wish to return it.
Hey, are you still near the scrapyard? Then you can just leave the stuff in the mail slot and I’ll pick it up tomorrow.
I’ll do that then. I’ll send my report tomorrow as well.
And I’ll send that miniscule payment when you do. Smell you later, Rishi.
Smell you later, Drusa.
>Oh and don't forget to copy those picture just in case you need to file paperwork or anything for the peace keepers or something.
The photos are on your comm-module, not the camera Drusa lent you. Besides, you’ll need the pictures for the report anyway…

Kaktus 2020/02/27(Thu)13:46 No. 957470 ID: 1301e8
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You whole body finally relaxes as you hit the sand bed on the bottom of the tank, all the while the cold water surrounds your body and cools it off. It feels like you can sleep for days…

>See if either Sol Corp or the Brood Pits that messaged you are open so long as you're going to be on a coffee binge.
Ugh… of course they are open around the clock in a place like this. The station never sleeps, after all. Ok, fine, you’ll call them before you finally have a chance to drift off into blissful sleep. Sol Corp first…

We are sorry to inform you, Rishi Zsazsa, that the contract you are contacting us about has already been accepted from another freelancer. Have a pleasant day.

…well, you’re too late to get that job… how about the brood pit?

Our apologies, Rishi, but the job we wanted to offer you has already resolved itself already, so we are not looking to employ you at this time.
Oh, that’s too bad.
Do you have a minute to confirm something? Is it correct that successfully bred Zera Uzeon with Drizu Axio earlier today?
We had intercourse in an attempt for impregnation, correct, but I’m not sure if it was successful.
Then our update from Zera was correct. We will keep you posted if any further information appears, Rishi. Do have a nice day.

Huh… verily, you did kind of want a slower pace, but you didn’t expect both jobs being unavailable like that. Still, with the amount of money you made from your first two jobs here you’ll already set for a full month, so you aren’t in any financial hurry just yet. Still, it might be prudent to find new clientele to…

Eh, you know what, you deserve a day off…

Kaktus 2020/02/27(Thu)13:47 No. 957471 ID: 1301e8
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You sleep away most of the morning…

Then you write the report for the Junk yard job over lunch and send it away. It’s mostly just showing off all the pictures you took of the crime and writing down what the PK officers was planning on doing.

…and then you spend the rest of the day lazing around, playing a few games and just relaxing…

Which is suddenly interrupted as you get several messages at once. Apparently most people get off work right about now? Of course you’ve just gotten invaded in the game you’re playing and your comm-module going crazy over all the messages aren’t helping. Damn you “xXWhap GoblinXx”, you will have your revenge!

Hail, my brave friend, it is I, Leontius Strongheart! Might I honor you with an evening of pleasantries? I have the whole evening free if you wish to face GLORIOUS COMBAT against the vile monster called boredom with me by your side! What do you save, brave Rishi?

Yo! Rishi! Me, Tear and Rend are going to hang out tonight. Maybe hit the old Sakkilian bath house. You in?

This is Haley. I want to apologize for the NULL I made last night. I also wanted to inform you that I have several old Human detective shows I was planning on observing tonight. Are you interested?

And all the sudden you’re the most popular girl on the station apparently. *Sigh* so many people that need eggs laid in them, so little time… Verily, even if you wished that you would hang out with all of them on the same day, you’ll probably have to be content of choosing just one… for now…

>>957471
Git gud

>>957471
lol git gud scrub
Also hang out with Haley. Last night was kindof negative for her, so let's temper that with some hangouts.

>>957471
You still haven't finished unpacking?! You need to quit putting that off, otherwise you'll never be able to invite anyone over!

>You died
Git gud

>>957481
Do this.

hang out with Haley it's been awhile since the two of you just hung out.

also why haven't unpacked everything yet?

Choose Haley, but make a casual inquiry about if Leon can join in - he sounds bored.

>>957471
Pro Tip: Git gud

We haven't hung with Haley for awhile or for very long, lets go with her.
Also maybe we could convince her to sample the pleasures of the flesh?

>>957503
Yeah you know what do it, if anything we could try fucking two birds with one dick. Well one bird and a robot.

Oh, and you should leave messages for those you aren't choosing, explaining that something else came up. Don't be someone who ghosts people.

>>957471
First of all: Git gud.

Second: You need to unpack so that you can find your casual clothes. You can’t wear your trench coat all the time. And I don’t think the dress you wore to the Dreamweaver bar counts as casual clothing.

>Hang out with who?
Haley.

>>957503
I don’t think we should, since I’m sure she only wants to hang out with Rishi.

But if we’re going to ask, we should talk to Haley first before we invite Leon. We don’t want to be that asshole that brings over an extra friend without asking if it’s ok to bring them. If Haley says no, then we don’t bring Leon with us.

Let’s just make sure we message Leon and Ben to tell them that we’re unavailable to hang out.

>>957471
Scrub got rekt

Go hang with Haley.

Kaktus 2020/02/28(Fri)13:17 No. 957534 ID: 1301e8
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>Git gud.
1 on 1 me behind the Polnareff boss fight, scrub.
>You still haven't finished unpacking?! You need to quit putting that off, otherwise you'll never be able to invite anyone over!
You’re doing it little by little, alright? See, you already got your TV and Ninstation X out, don’t you? Ergo, you’re practically done unpacking already.
>You need to unpack so that you can find your casual clothes. You can’t wear your trench coat all the time. And I don’t think the dress you wore to the Dreamweaver bar counts as casual clothing.
You’re sure you have some causal clothes lying around here somewhere…

>Hang out with Haley. Last night was kind of negative for her, so let's temper that with some hangouts.
The tides brings you salutations, Haley, this is Rishi. I’d be happy to watch a few old shows with you. Were shall we meet?
I will send you my address and we can meet there. One query before we begin, do you mind if I do not come equipped with fabrics tonight? I know how you organics can be a bit peculiar about clothes and the wearing that off.
…do you actually have anything to hide under those clothes in the first place?
I do not have any modules installed at the moment that would be illegal for me to show off in a public place, no.
Then do as you please, Haley, it’s your home, after all.
Thank you, Rishi. Then I will not wear clothes while we are my designated home area.

>Maybe we could convince her to sample the pleasures of the flesh?
She did mention that she had gendered modules for private use back home, didn’t she? You can only assume that those would be sufficient for her to experience the pleasures and delights you are able to offer her in the warm embrace of your body. Or cold embrace, she’s a robot after all. You’ve always wanted to titillate an artificial mind into the blissful sea of an orgasm, making the metal machine experience the revelry of flesh. Will her body spasm in pleasure or will it simply lock up as her mind gets engulfed in the flames of love? Verily, this will be a curios new experience for you… if you manage to seduce her, that is.

>Make a casual inquiry about if Leon can join in - he sounds bored.
Sir Leontius Strongheart?
That’s the one. He sent me a message just about the same time you did asking to hang out as well.
I have already spent a full shift patrolling with him this cycle. His constant droning on about honor and glory gets tiresome after some time.
Verily, he can be a handful at times, I agree.
It is like he is stuck in a for loop. If you do not mind, I rather it just be the two of us?
Then I won’t invite him.
>If anything we could try fucking two birds with one dick. Well one bird and a robot.
One bird and one robot with one ovipositor, if you’re going to be picky about it. But you digress, Haley clearly doesn’t want to be with Leon at the moment, so that double maneuver went from very unlikely to impossible darn quick.

>Oh, and you should leave messages for those you aren't choosing, explaining that something else came up. Don't be someone who ghosts people.
Hey, no big, you hear? We can hang another time. Just call me, eh? Smell you later.
Ah, it saddens me that you won’t be able to honor me with your presence, brave Rishi. If you ever desire my company, do call. May you find glory this fine evening.


After finding some more casual clothes in your mess of an apartment, you start making your way towards Haley’s place. She actually lives on the very same floor that you do, making it only a 5 minutes slither to get to her place. As you arrive, you find her outside in her naked form, though naked might be the wrong word. She isn’t technically more naked than that cleaning droid you saw yesterday, after all.

Greetings, Rishi.
The tides brings you salutations, Haley. What are you doing out here? Weren’t we supposed to watch some shows in your apartment?
I realized to late that I lack a lot of necessities for an organic creature in my designated home area, as I usually only have other SAI guests.
Oh? Should I feel honored that I’m a special guest then?
You will be the first Organic creature that I have had inside my home area for a large amount of time, if that makes you feel special.
So… necessities? You mean like… sitting arrangement? Or something serious, like… um… air? Verily, I don’t know what you would deem a necessity for one of us non-SAI that you wouldn’t need as well?
I am talking about snacks and drinks, Rishi. No need to get worried.
Ah, of course, snacks. An important ingredient for a pleasant evening.
I currently only have food suited for SAI consumption. Both for taste as well as intoxication. I have heard that consuming intoxicating drink is expected in a situation like this?
If you wish to become intoxicated, sure… or get dead drunk if you wish to go overboard with it.
I have actually been interested in testing out some of your Organic snacks and drink. I’ve got a mouth module and everything ready to be installed. I’ve especially heard high praise about something called… chips?
Chips? I… can’t say I’ve ever tried that… probably can’t until I get my own mouth mod later.
Oh? You’re considering getting a modification yourself?
That’s right. What with all the aliens around here using their mouths for all kind of things I’ve gotten really curios.
You have to tell me more about your modular plans. Do you have a kind of mouth in mind already? Teeth? Tongue? Also, do you already have modifications on your body? The one on your chest is obvious, but do you have any others? I can’t help but be curios on how you modify your body as if it was a machine.
Well…
But first, snacks. What do you wish to eat? Something slightly intoxicating, very intoxicating or something that isn’t intoxicating at all?
…

Slow down, Haley…

"Uh... okay, you're moving a little fast there, but let's see... I think it's too early for me to be drinking. 'Not intoxicating at all,' then. And people don't usually 'eat' alcohol; they drink it. Coffee? I had a long night last cycle."

>>957534
>You’ve always wanted to titillate an artificial mind into the blissful sea of an orgasm
Did you forget the bodyguard? It seems fairly obvious he's a SAI.

Tell Haley you prefer to eat non-toxic substances, though to be honest you're unfamiliar with the alternative. Let's just get some standard Serpens fare from somewhere, maybe see if there's something more exotic to try for both you and her, and pick up some decent-tasting alcoholic beverages alongside it. Most beers would probably taste pretty bad for someone not used to it.

>slow down haley
She does seem to be talking a little fast, ask her if she's nervous.

>>957534
>You have to tell me more about your modular plans. Do you have a kind of mouth in mind already? Teeth? Tongue?
I was thinking Sakkilian for mouth, teeth, and tongue.

>Also, do you already have modifications on your body? The one on your chest is obvious, but do you have any others?
Put your hands on your extra thicc hips and say, “These are my other mods.” Then explain what exactly your mods are.

>But first, snacks. What do you wish to eat? Something slightly intoxicating, very intoxicating or something that isn’t intoxicating at all?
Looks like we’re going on a snack run. Just make sure Haley puts some clothes on before you head out, since she said she’d only be naked while in her home.

Unless she’s planning on having the snacks delivered here. Then both of you can head inside and start watching something while waiting for the food to be delivered.

As for what foods you want, honestly you’d love some Sweet Coral Nectar. You haven’t had any in a while. For drinks, get some non-intoxicating drinks and slightly intoxicating drinks. And don’t mix them together.

>Slow down, Haley…
She’s probably nervous since you might be her only organic friend and she’s worried that if she doesn’t make this a fun hang out for you, you won’t want to be her friend anymore.

sure, tell her about your mods and as for snacks I would just order some food. Unless she wanted to head out to grab some things with you?

>>957551
Pretty much all of this.

>I was thinking Sakkilian for mouth, teeth, and tongue.
But you might want to explain this, since Haley will be wanting details on why you're choosing that.

>>957626
Sakkilian‘s have pretty big mouths, so they’d be good for giving blowjobs. And as Ben has demonstrated, the tongue can wrap around dicks, which would also be great for blowjobs. The teeth is just for chewing food.

However, those are Rishi’s personal reasons and she probably wouldn’t want to mention that to Haley. So I guess Rishi can just tell Haley that it’s all food related reasons on why she wants those mods. She wants to experience what’s so great about all of these solid foods that aliens keep talking about.

Kaktus 2020/02/29(Sat)17:12 No. 957645 ID: 1301e8
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>Did you forget the bodyguard? It seems fairly obvious he's a SAI.
He also blew his whole load into Lily’s cute bum and not into yours. You didn’t even have the chance to fill him with eggs either! No, the only thing you did with him was a double boobjob, ergo it doesn’t really count. Besides, he looked way to organic anyway…
>She’s probably nervous since you might be her only organic friend and she’s worried that if she doesn’t make this a fun hang out for you, you won’t want to be her friend anymore.
It can’t be that bad. You’re sure she has other non-robot friends that she just haven’t invited home, that’s all.

>Ask her if she's nervous.
I- -not nervous, I am just a- -tense after- -long day I have- -today.
Now you’re outright skipping words. Breathe… or whatever you robots do.
… … …my apologies, Rishi. I might have been unnecessarily nervous about a normal evening between friends.
>Tell Haley you prefer to eat non-toxic substances.
I did mean intoxication as in consuming alcoholic substances. Though alcohol does count as a toxin in many respects and-
Verily, it was supposed to be a joke, Haley.
Oh. Affirmative.
>People don't usually 'eat' alcohol; they drink it.
You do not? We SAI have several substances we can eat to become intoxicated, not to mention the one we can download directly to our main programming.
>Coffee? I had a long night last cycle.
Does not coffee also count as a toxin? After all, they did find out that a daily intake of coffee correlated with a 90% increase chance of-
Hey, don’t bad mouth the life blood of the world. Where would the world be without coffee?
The coffee plant went extinct even before humanity evacuated earth. Anything they sell now is an imperfect synthetic reproduction. It is very likely that the world would be no different.
No need to destroy the magic, Haley… that’s just mean…
OH NULL! You- -my apologies, Rishi! I did not mean to offend.

>Honestly you’d love some Sweet Coral Nectar. You haven’t had any in a while.
Sweet coral nectar? I cannot say that I am familiar with that substance.
It only the most delicious, most awesome food that has ever been invented!
By the standard of who?
Mine of course. Verily, it’s so sweet it’s like drinking a rainbow sprinkled with gems.
I am guessing that’s a metaphor, as neither the reflection of light through liquid or colored stones sounds rather appetizing.
It’s the best thing since pre-boiled Plankton slurry, trust me.
>Pick up some decent-tasting alcoholic beverages alongside it.
I was thinking some Sakkilian cider… they are nice and sweet.
Cider sounds good.
>Just make sure Haley puts some clothes on before you head out, since she said she’d only be naked while in her home.
I cannot be naked, as I lack anything to be naked with. The main problem with not wearing clothes is that you organic seems to believe it’s a sign of sentience and civilization. Thus if I go around without fabrics many deem me a simple AI.
We are kind of like that, yeah.
With the current variables stating that the shop is only a flight of stairs down and that you are accompanying me, the return value shows that the difference of wearing fabrics would be insignificant.
Ergo, you don’t need clothes. Either way, enough chatting, let’s go.

The two of you make a quick stop at a nearby store, picking up a few bottles of fruity ciders as well as several cans of Sweet Coral Nectar… you can’t but help absorbing half a can before you even make it back to Haley’s place, much to her amusement.

As you arrive back at her very… sterile apartment, she rips her own head of and places on a nearby table… wait…

Err… are you alright?
Do not worry. I mostly have my visual sensors inside the cranial unit. Sight is not as important when you have so many other ways to know the world around you.
No, I meant, what are you doing?
I am installing the module for consumption of organic material. My apologies if I frighten you.
Verily, a warning would be nice next time.
Comment saved to memory for next time. While I am installing this mod, why don’t you tell me about yours? You didn’t have the time to answer last time I sent a query.

>I was thinking Sakkilian for mouth, teeth, and tongue.
A Sakkilian module? Why is that?
Well… (because they are good at sucking and licking dick?) …I like their smiles? Verily, I do have a thing for a really toothy smiles and Sakkilian have some of the best smiles I’ve seen. Ergo, I want a smile like that. Verily, I’m getting a mouth to eat solid food, first and foremost, so having a nice smile is just a plus.
It doesn’t have anything to do with them being able to consume things bigger than their heads and having long, versatile tongues?
…those might be on the list of reasons, yes.
>Put your hands on your extra thicc hips and say, “These are my other mods.”
Are the large hips meant to attract mates?
The hips are actually a side effect for my larger eggsacks, but they do work wonders at attracting men of all species… and Serpent women. They love a Ovale with a nice pair of large eggsacks.
And the large eggsacks is for making sure that consummation results in offspring?
If it did I would actually have children by now. No, I got this stuff to be better in bed. Let’s just say it’s not just the internal stuff I got upgraded down there.
And your chest?
I think I got a fascination for them after watching to many Human made detective holo-vids. They make me feel more… attractive…
Coloring of your stomach scales?
Smooth silver has always been a favorite of mine… it’s a lot nicer than the boring old color we usually have.
I have collected all information and compiled them into a conclusion.
Huh… conclusion?
Change of scale colors for pleasing visuals, chest enchantment for additional pleasing visuals, enlarged and modified sexual organs as well as improved common sexual characteristics in the hip area. Not to mention the consideration of the installation of a, I quote, “The best mouth for sucking cock and eating pussy” end quote?
Wait… but I didn’t…
Rishi, are you compensating for something? Were you happy with your body before changing it?
I might not have been the… I mean… that’s not…
All your modification seems focused on sexual prowess. Were you unhappy with your sexual prowess before the modules? Are you happy with the change? Do you ever regret the installations?
I don’t really appreciate this line of questioning.
… … …my apologies, I- -my programming go on- -out checking what- -was printing out. I did not mean to offend. Did I NULL this evening?

>>957645
Who did she even quote just then? It wasn't you.
But yeah, you like sex a lot, and you like being good at sex. You weren't getting enough sex before the mods and you weren't good enough at sex, but now you are. You're happy with the mods, and your partners are happy. It's a good change. If you were lacking in skill or experience that's not the case anymore on account of all the sex the mods got you.
Then ask her if she likes sex too, and if she was thinking about asking you for some. Is that why she's super nervous and also interrogating you on the subject of sex? Two can play at that game. Also if she wants some sex she just has to ask, you're not gonna say no to her, even if tonight got off to a rough start.

Hooo, that's some very, very blunt questioning. Take a moment, breath out, and reassure her that things aren't ruined, but that Organics don't take well to such blunt readings.

>>957647
Yes to all of this.

Just get that module installed so you can more easily remove the foot from your mouth. And save your Freud routines for when you're on duty.

And since you're wondering, there wasn't anything wrong with my 'prowess'. I'm a class c, which is normal. Midling. And sometimes, there's nothing worse than being average. And maaaybe a standard deviation or two of xenophilia above average factored into those decisions too. Sex is normal in Serpens culture, so I wasn't lacking for experience, but aliens aren't so easily wooed. Why are you so interested, by the way? Wouldn't you consider altering the figurative chassis to be normal?

to be fair a lot of those mods you got for the bedroom are actually pretty standard back home. I mean it's not really a secret that serpents are a lot more open to sex then most other races and back home gene mods are a lot easier to get ahold of so it wasn't so much that you were lacking an any real department it was just that everybody back home gets mods like this so it's more of just going with the standard. I mean when gene mods aren't to terribly expensive, pretty easy to get ahold of, and also relatively easy to reverse of change if you find out it's not to your likely it's more like getting a tattoo or I guess a decal. The reason I picked the mods I did is just because they appealed to me or because I thought they sounded fun. Like the mouth mod I'm thinking of. It just sounds like something that would be fun to try and yes see what I can do with it in the bedroom because again, it sounds like fun. Also I did not say, "The best mouth for sucking cock and eating pussy" unless that was you giving your own personal opinion on Sakkilian mouths~?

Also no you didn't ruin the night just caught off guard by how blunt you came out of the gate. And seeing how open Serpens are that is saying something so congrats on that.

Kaktus 2020/03/01(Sun)15:41 No. 957718 ID: 1301e8
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>Hooo, that's some very, very blunt questioning.
She’s as subtle as a sledge hammer. Or like a robot… wait…

>Take a moment, breath out, and reassure her that things aren't ruined, but that Organics don't take well to such blunt readings.
I already know that fact. As I stated, I accidently let my voice keep running without considering what it was saying. Again, my apologies.
Apology accepted.
>Just get that module installed so you can more easily remove the foot from your mouth.
Is that a metaphor? I do not see how having a foot in your intake would make you print too much information?
Verily, I’m not sure either. It’s one of those alien sayings, though wouldn’t a foot inside a mouth block the sound, ergo making it harder to say the wrong thing?
This will require additional research to comprehend.
Indeed it will. Those alien metaphors are odd.
>And save your Freud routines for when you're on duty.
Committing fraud wouldn’t be accepted on duty. Or off duty.
No, I said Freud. As in the psychiatrist?
Committing psychiatry would be left to the professional. I only protect the peace while on duty.
*Sigh*

>Who did she even quote just then? It wasn't you.
I looked up “Best mouth to get” on the web and found it.
…really? That would be the first thing you found? It’s not that you’re giving your own personal opinion on Sakkilian mouths, hmm?
I do not have any opinion on drinking roosters or eating cats, nor which mouth might be best suited for the task. How do you even drink an animal? Negative, that was one of the most up voted comments on Greenit.
Greenit? Really?
>Since you're wondering, there wasn't anything wrong with my 'prowess'. I'm a class c, which is normal.
You have achieved that rank by having a steady income, a safe home, education and no genetically defects. Your abilities of passing on those genes aren’t considered.
Hey, I’m sure my magnificent hips are being taken into consideration. After all, these bad boys are something to be proud of!
>To be fair a lot of those mods you got for the bedroom are actually pretty standard back home.
Yet you are proud of them, as they are seemingly special?
Well… they are better than the… normal ones…?
Better? Are the mods better, or is it just the difference from what you used to be that’s bigger?
Hey, it wasn’t like I lacked in any of the departments, it was just that everyone else got mods like these back home, making it necessary to get your own to keep up. After all, it wasn’t like I already had a small ovipositor even before they got their mods.
I don’t think anyone was implying that you had.
Not t-that there’s a-anything wrong with that. N-nope.
>Aliens aren't so easily wooed.
Serpents is the species most open about intercourse for pleasure, confirmed.
Which means I need everything I can get my hands on to make it easier.
Which include increasing the size?
…no? I m-mean… err…
>But yeah, you like sex a lot, and you like being good at sex. You weren't getting enough sex before the mods and you weren't good enough at sex, but now you are.
So you weren’t good in bed before?
That’s not what I said.
That is exactly what you said.
What I said was that… it doesn’t… I was… speaking of changing the subject…

>Why are you so interested, by the way? Wouldn't you consider altering the figurative chassis to be normal?
Which is why I find it fascinating. For me it would be more akin to changing fabrics, as it is easily changed back and forth. For you it is a lot more absolute. You make a choice and is stuck with it.
I’m not stuck with it, but you have a point. It is a lot harder for me to change my body than it is for you.
If I desired a chest like yours, I just needed to buy the necessary parts and install it. Not that I desire to have a chest made to attract mates.
Speaking of attracting… what do you SAI find attractive anyway?
A good personality?
Uh huh… (isn’t that the thing you say when someone doesn’t have anything else?)
>Ask her if she likes sex too, and if she was thinking about asking you for some.
WHAT? NEGATIVE! My intentions where- -to ask you- -have intercourse with- !?
…You know, when you skip words like that sometimes it sounds like you’re saying something else, doesn’t it?
NOT to ask you TO have intercourse with ME!
Is this why you were so nervous when I came by? And why you’re interrogating me on the subject of sex?
THIS UNIT WAS ASKING ABOUT MODS! IT IS NOT ITS FAULT THAT YOU HAVE SO MANY MODS BUILT FOR INTERCOURSE! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?
Why, revenge of course. As they say… two can play this game… if you’re blunt, I’m blunt.
You are evil, do you know that?
If you want to have sex, you can just ask, you know. It’s not like I’m going to say no.
-warranty doesn’t cover- -having- -with organics!
Your… warranty? You have a warranty?
On the mods. Not- -me. That- -be- -stupid.
You’re skipping more and more words, Haley.
-skip- -sex- -this- -RISHI!- -ERROR: Blush.exe not found!
Um… you alright?
YES!?

"Okay, okay, sorry, I'll stop. I've clearly taken this too far. By the tides, now I'm worried I've made this evening 'NULL.' Don't uh... Don't erase your memory of this day, that's not healthy... Assuming I've correctly figured out what calling an event 'NULL' even means, that is."

>>957718
Hehe. Alright, enough teasing Haley. It's kindof pointless to talk about anyway if she doesn't have mods approved for organics. Tell her you can broach the subject again if she gets some.
What kind of movies are we watching tonight?

psst rishi did you have some trouble with your partners before the mods

>>957718
> -skip- -sex- -this- -RISHI!-
“Could you repeat that?”

>ERROR: Blush.exe not found!
I wonder what a blushing robot looks like? And would that be a program that needs to be installed or would it be a mod?

>Um…you alright?
>YES!?
“Are you sure you’re alright? You were mimicking my voice just now.”

>>957720
This. And Rishi should try to not hog all of the Sweet Coral Nectar for herself. She should make an attempt to share some with Haley.

Not rated, huh? Are you sure your conclusions aren't tinged by your own perspective?

If you need to fluster her again, ask what she thinks of your personality.

THEN you can promise to stop being irresistible, and also a little a little insufferable.

give her a quick little hug and let her know you're done teasing her for now but if she does have any questions on the subject let her know you'd be glad to answer what you can. Then let's see what movies she has picked out.

>>957725
>Rishi shouldn't hog all the Sweet Coral Nectar for herself.
>Attempt to share with Haley.
I agree with this. But if Haley ends up not liking it, then Rishi is allowed to take it all for herself!

>>957718
>Which include increasing the size?
There is an old alien saying that says, "Bigger is better!"

And as you can see from my larger eggsacks *sexually rub hands over hips*, I agree with that saying. However, I also believe that not everything has to be bigger in order to be better, as you can clearly see from my breasts *sexually cup breasts in hands*.

Kaktus 2020/03/03(Tue)15:48 No. 957854 ID: 1301e8
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Art error: It’s supposed to be Haley screaming YES last update, not Rishi.

>psst rishi did you have some trouble with your partners before the mods.
Hey, just because you weren’t happy with yourself down there, doesn’t mean that you weren’t a goddess in bed. You just… needed some extra encouragement, that’s all.
>There is an old alien saying that says, "Bigger is better!"
You have also heard the saying “It’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it”. Those alien saying are quite contrary at times. Of course neither helps when you have a short fuse as well…
>I wonder what a blushing robot looks like? And would that be a program that needs to be installed or would it be a mod?
…how does metal even blush? They would need some kind of… facial mod that can change color? Hmm…


>Give her a quick little hug and let her know you're done teasing her for now.
Slithering up behind her, you embrace her into a hug. Her cold metal body is rather uncomfortable to press yourself against…
I’m sorry, I’ll stop teasing you now.
I understand what you’re doing, but I cannot actually feel you holding my body. I do appreciate the apology though, even if it wasn’t needed.
…you can’t feel me hugging you?
My sensors indicate that your arms are around my waist and that your body is pressed against my back, but nothing more. It would be as if you watched someone hug the vehicle that you are sitting in.
Aw, that just sucks.
>By the tides, now I'm worried I've made this evening 'NULL.'
Doesn’t friends forgive and move on from minor bugs like that in the code?
>Don't uh... Don't erase your memory of this day, that's not healthy... Assuming I've correctly figured out what calling an event 'NULL' even means, that is."
NULL is a robotic swear. A NULL day is a synonym with a feces day.
…you mean shit. A shit day.
Feces and shit have the same meaning?
Verily, it isn’t the meaning, but the sound of it that matter. All good swears are easy to say yet have some force behind it. Ergo, it’s why shit, fuck, and ass are so good swears. NULL would portably also fit.
I will commit this to memory.

>It's kindof pointless to talk about anyway if she doesn't have mods approved for organics.
The mods I have are modeled after Sakkilian body parts, and would be fine to use with organic being. The problem is that the warrant only covers intercourse with pre-approved models, which any organic ones obviously isn’t.
So as long as we don’t break them…
That- -not what- -said!?
Relax, I’m just thinking out loud, Haley. No need to get nervous.
>but if she does have any questions on the subject let her know you'd be glad to answer what you can.
…I will keep that on my ram.

Kaktus 2020/03/03(Tue)15:49 No. 957855 ID: 1301e8
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>Let's see what movies she has picked out.
Shows in an episodic nature, not movies. They are old human ones, pre-unity.
Well, what are they called?
If you’ll take a seat in the sofa I’ll collect and present them to you. I do hope your sitting arrangement is suitable for your needs. I usually just stand up to watch, but I know your organics need to rest your legs once in a while. Or in your case, tail.
The sofa is fine, Haley. A bit wide, maybe, but it’s perfect for my tail to lie on.
>And Rishi should try to not hog all of the Sweet Coral Nectar for herself. She should make an attempt to share some with Haley.
This nectar is really sweet. Almost too sweet.
Well, if you don’t want it I can drink the rest.
I stated “almost”.
Worth a try… now, how about those shows, eh?

Haley turns on her TV and joins you on the sofa for an evening of detective shows. Going through the options on the TV, she finally finds one of the three shows she wanted to show you and put it on…
-------------

It’s a bit weird seeing who’s the murderer is before the case even starts.
It isn’t about solving the case before the shows does, Rishi. It isn’t about the destination, but the journey.
I guess you’re right…

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I have always found it odd that they chose to follow several characters that have no importance to the case nor shows up in any other episodes like this.
It’s just as much about the murder investigation as it is about the people around the murder. See them as red herrings, just there to throw of suspicion from the real killer. After all, on a real crime scene there is bound to be a lot of people around that aren’t relevant either.
You are correct.

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She’s the murderer. The one who was cleaning the wheelchair.
How can you be so sure? That character hasn’t been seen before now, nor is there anything at all that connects her to the murder or gives her motive? Additionally, didn’t the other lady already confess to the crime to the pontiff?
That very same character just asked my suspect why she was cleaning the wheelchair, as it is never used, making it clear that it was used to move the body.
That is quite the leap to take, Rishi.
It has to be important, otherwise they wouldn’t show it, would they?
It might be a red herring?
Maybe… but either way, we can both agree that the detective is way to spry for her age? I can only wish I would be like that when I’m that old.
She’s an author, not detective I believe.
Tomato, potato…

After having watched an episode from all three shows the two of you sit in silence for a moment… before you decide to break it.

>Ask what she thinks of your personality.
You are headstrong, intelligent and forward, though you are rather weak at controlling your libido.
…and you wouldn’t find any of that… attractive?
And thus we are given proof of my last statement.
You didn’t answer the question?
Do I need to?
>THEN you can promise to stop being irresistible, and also a little less insufferable.
That won’t be needed. After all, you are easy to resist and are so insufferable that removing a small amount would be insignificant.
Hey!
I was only stating a joke, Rishi.
Damn right you were. I’m the most irresistible thing out there. Though I can be rather insufferable at times…

Haley goes back to the first show we watched and finds the next episode for us to view, but as her finger hover above the play button she stops. She just sits there, staring at the screen for a long while, but just as you’re about to say something she looks at you and asks…

May I state a query for you, Rishi?
Shoot?
…I was wondering- I was thinking- I was considering- if I may ask- If I can ask- if I want ask…?
Yes?
I am unsure if this was a good idea to even consider asking.
Hey, I promise you I won’t tell anyone about what you’re going to ask me.
… … …how do you know if you have had an orgasm?
…what.
An orgasm is the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation resulting from stimulation of the sexual organs. I and my friend have tried stimulating our mods and felt pleasure, though I am unsure if we ever reached this orgasmic state. The definition is to vague to be of any help in the matter.
Err…

…you’re pretty sure that blunt question was not the one she was originally going to ask.

>>957855
Hmm, an orgasm is like a spike in pleasure that doesn't directly correspond to the stimulation during the orgasm-- an orgasm can happen through prolonged stimulation of the same location and intensity. The potential for orgasm builds up over time from sexual activity, and when one gets close you can feel it coming. When it hits, most people have some urge to grab onto their partner, and/or lose control of their fine muscle control. You tend to lose yourself in the moment, your mind's busy processing the intense pleasure so you can't really think of much else.

ask her if their was anything else she wanted to ask you?

>>957855
“Haley, if you want to have sex with me, then just ask. You don’t need to be shy about it.”

And when Haley says that’s not what she’s trying to do, tell her, “Well then, you are making it increasingly difficult to not tease you when you keep asking me questions like that!”

>>957856
Pretty much this.

I'll... Try? Keep in mind you're asking a detective, not a poet. The words 'show don't tell' come to mind, but I'll keep my responses verbal no matter how cute it is when you're flustered.

I'm thinking not. It's pretty unmistakable. The key word in the definition you gave is 'peak', it's almost overwhelming and conclusive. I'd draw comparisons to other biological imperatives but I don't think those parallels work for an SAI.

>>957854
That's cute. Haley had hearts on her visor when Rishi hugged her.

"Well, how long have you gone at it? If you do it for a while and nothing changes, your mods probably aren't advanced enough for it. Usually, pleasure will build and accumulate over sustained stimulation. You'll eventually feel yourself reach an "edge" on the threshold of how much you can process without going over the point of no return - meaning that once you do tip over that "edge," you're going to orgasm no matter what, though it's not immediate. First, your uh... mod (whichever gender you're using) should seize up a little in preparation. Then, it'll start pulsing in pleasure on a level that isn't naturally achievable otherwise. If your mod is sufficiently advanced in anatomical accuracy, this is where dicks start ejaculating semen (eggs in the case of an ovipositor), and vaginas really start gushing their juices. Was that informative?"

Kaktus 2020/03/06(Fri)14:56 No. 958233 ID: 1301e8
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>That's cute. Haley had hearts on her visor when Rishi hugged her.
Which means that she actually appreciated you hugging her, contrary to what she said. Ergo, you should hug her more.

>I'm thinking you haven’t had one. It's pretty unmistakable.
I have experience sexual excitation and the sensation did make a peak before lessening in pleasure. That is the definition, is it not?
If you had one, you’ll know, trust me. Verily, the first thing we need to ask, can your mods even stimulate one?
The two modules I am interacting with is capably of simulating a sexual organ of an organic being, including orgasms.
Hmm… how long have you gone at it.
Me and my friend followed the instruction found online for intercourse as best we should, and commenced with the act for exactly 30 minutes. I have done this about five times, thrice as a male and twice as a female.
Instructions? So… what? Insert rod A into slot B?
Slide rod A all the way into slot B. Then slide rod A out from slot B as far as you can without removing it completely. Repeat.
…okay, that’s… one way to do it? Have you tried changing speeds? Positions? Angle?
We used the average speed and the most ideal position and angle for penetration, as instructed.
I think I see your problem here… Verily, it’s not just about the act, but… how it feels in the moment as well. Usually, pleasure will build and accumulate over sustained stimulation. You'll eventually feel yourself reach an "edge" on the threshold of how much you can process without going over the point of no return. If your speed or position doesn’t bring your closer to the edge then… well, you need to change it.
I will commit that to memory. And when I reach this edge as you described?
Your… um… module, in whatever shape it is, will start pulsing in pleasure on a level that isn’t naturally achievable otherwise. . If your mod is sufficiently advanced in anatomical accuracy, this is where dicks are forced to ejaculating…
I have experienced ejaculation, though not in a forced way as you describe. Then it is concluded?
When it hits, most people have some urge to grab onto their partner, and/or lose control of their fine muscle control. You tend to lose yourself in the moment, your mind's busy processing the intense pleasure so you can't really think of much else.
So my mainframe will lag thanks to much pleasure input?
I’m… not sure how it will be with a SAI, but that’s kind of I feel when I do it.
>Keep in mind you're asking a detective, not a poet. The words 'show don't tell' come to mind.
I am unsure how you would show me. I have already looked for instructions on the web and found very little.
Have you tried one of those… porno movies these aliens are so fond of?
Porno movies? They have recordings of people doing it? I fail to see why anyone would want to watch something like that?
Verily, I am unsure why someone would rather watch someone else like that instead of going out and finding a partner themselves. Even if they like to watch, I’m sure it wouldn’t be hard to find someone that like a voyeur. Maybe they like… imagining themselves being part of the movie? Hmm…
Compared to Serpents culture, other species do have a harder time finding a mate.
True, true…
No matter the reason, I know now that I need to gather additional information about the subject. Thank you, Rishi.

>Ask her if there was anything else she wanted to ask you?
No. No there is not.
That was a quick answer. Almost too quick.
I am a SAI. By the time it takes you to formulate a question in your brain, I can recall my whole life in near perfect detail.
Of course you can…
>“Haley, if you want to have sex with me, then just ask. You don’t need to be shy about it.”
Didn’t- -state that you- -stop teasing me!?
You are making it increasingly difficult to not tease you when you keep asking me questions like that!
I did not mean to ask a question of that subject.
You didn’t mean to ask me that? Then what did you want to ask?
No. What I meant was that I didn’t foresee the consequences of the question.
You didn’t see the rather obvious consequence of asking me a sexual question? Haley, are you sure you don’t have some ulterior motives with these questions, hmm~
While I might have invited you here on ulterior intentions, it was not to have sexual intercourse with you. Those intentions came later.
…then what were your ulterior intentions?
NULL. Please erase my last statement.
…

…there is something she isn’t telling you, something she wanted to tell you, but changed her mind at the last second. She said it herself, she thinks your greatest weakness is your libido, which she is clearly trying to use to get you off her back. The question is, do you fall right into her trap and continue teasing her… or do you double down and try and get that elusive question out of her, even if she won’t like it? Verily, can you even be sure she wants to have sex with you, or is she simply using it to distract you? Hmm…

>>958233
Hmm, so her original intention was not sex-related, but she chickened out. Tell her to be brave. She can trust you. Anything she says here will stay between the two of you, that's a professional promise.

>>958235
Yes, and still tease her~

She's made a critical error- no matter how flattered you are that her intentions have changed to having intercourse, the excitement of a mystery is even more irresistible to you!
Coil around her and put on your deerstalker cap. Now, has this to do with the cleaning bot of her last two cases? or maybe Leon? Or the other PKs? Or her conflicting laws/oaths about protecting the law and upholding the innocent again?

It may be a question related to potential AI cases. She's been very eager and forward when it came to SAI and AI related ones.

well this is meant to be a relaxing day so probably best just to let her come to you when she's ready. For now tell her if she does decide to change her mind you'll be here when she's ready and for now we can just go back to watching films.

...Then coil around her saying you're just getting comfy and after a moment after you have her nice and bond ask her, " so when you said, 'While I might have invited you here on ulterior intentions, it was not to have sexual intercourse with you. Those intentions came later.' does that mean you do want to sleep with me then?" and then go back to watching the film while still coiled around her. That should get a good reaction out of her.

>>958274
I agree with this. This is meant to be a relaxing day, so don't be pushy with the subject. But do let her know that when she's ready to talk, she can come to you.

>Coil around her
Yes, more teasing.

>>958274
All of this!

Kaktus 2020/03/08(Sun)14:16 No. 958576 ID: 1301e8
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>She's made a critical error- no matter how flattered you are that her intentions have changed to having intercourse, the excitement of a mystery is even more irresistible to you!
Verily, while a mystery is always an enticing prospect, your desire to embrace someone else in sensuality is just as alluring. Ergo, the optimal solution would be to simply partake in both… at the same time… which is to say, let’s solve this mystery by fucking the sense out of this cute little bot!
>Has this to do with the cleaning bot of her last two cases? or maybe Leon? Or the other PKs? Or her conflicting laws/oaths about protecting the law and upholding the innocent again?
Hmm… you do not think Leon is part of this, at least not on a personal level. As for the rest… it’s fully possible all of them are true? Or none of them? You have to go back to the beginning and look at all the facts. You know she’s conflicted about the laws and protection of SAIs… and she was rather interested in both cases concerning the… actually, now that you think about it, she was really fast to response to the assault in the gallery, wasn’t she? It might just be coincidence, but she must have been practically right outside the place, no? Hmm…
>Put on your deerstalker cap.
Holmes wore a top hat, you uncultured pink colored livestock. Read the original books.


>Tell her to be brave. She can trust you. Anything she says here will stay between the two of you, that's a professional promise.
While I appreciate the gesture but I must apologize, I can’t trust a promise from stranger I just met.
Then how about a promise from a friend?
…I can trust a friend, yes, but I cannot trust myself to be brave enough to not feel fear that you would break it.
Bravery isn’t the lack of fear, but the conquest of it.
I still can’t be sure, Rishi, I just can’t.
>This is meant to be a relaxing day, so don't be pushy with the subject. But do let her know that when she's ready to talk, she can come to you.
I will write that to memory. Thank you, Rishi.
But for now we can just go back and watching the fi- I mean, show and relax.
I’ll start the next episode.

>and still tease her~
After a few minutes of watching the show in silence you start coiling your body around hers…
What are you doing?
I’m just getting comfy… you don’t mind, do you?
No. This is fine. If you wish you can continue hugging my body as much as you want.
I’ll keep that in mind~

You let your tail slide over her metal shell, trying in vain to get an reaction from her without success as you massages her legs with your coils. Her cold metal plates scrapes against your scales as more and more of her body is consumed into your massive hug, but it isn’t until you’ve practically engulfed her whole lower body and put our head on her shoulder that you see a reaction from her. For just a moment, you watch as her head frills raises slightly, one quick motion that you nearly missed…
…this is a tense episode…
…indeed it is…
…
…So… when you said that you invited me with ulterior motives that wasn’t sexual ones, but that those intentions came later, does that mean you want to sleep with me?

Her head frills shoots straight up towards the ceiling as her visor starts glowing red. Finally the reaction you were seeking.
That- -what- -meant!?
Then what did you mean, hmm? Are you not… interested in experience something new with an organic like me?

You give her whole body a hard squeeze… you can outright hear her body working itself to its limit, like a computer processing too much data.
…do… do you wish for me to install one of my… mods?
Well…
I am not sure about this, Rishi. I- never done this- -unplanned. I will need to calibrate it and install it and update it and maintain it possibly?
Calibrate?
I will need to calibrate the sensory input, as well as the texture, size and lubrication options as well. I need to look up what kind of sensation a Serpents would prefer as well as update the software in case of any, well, updates? There is also the question of a proper location. I haven’t done any preparations for this situation. Not to mention installing the hardware after the initial calibration. Oh, and do you wish me to male or female? I just assumed female?
Woah there, Haley, calm down.
Maybe this was a bad idea? Maybe we can schedule an intercourse at a later date?

>>958576
It's not a bad idea. It's a good idea. She's a bundle of nerves right now and needs something to relax. Offer to help her with the details. She doesn't need to worry about doing everything right on her own, you can just show her what you want.
I wonder if she has more of a response from touching her neck and shoulders than the rest of her body? Ask her if that area feels good.

>>958585
This

Helping someone set up mods should be interesting. It's like building someone up! Should make for an odd but eventful evening anyways.

whatever you do keep her in your coils as long as you can. SHE SHALL NOT ESACPE.

But yeah, if you go through with this let her know that you don't know exactly what you're getting into either and you find that exciting and are more then willing help her figure it out alongside her.

If she does decide to kick this can down the road just keep coiled around here and keep watching shows with her until one of you needs to leave.

>>958585
This

Kaktus 2020/03/14(Sat)07:14 No. 958984 ID: 1301e8
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>It's not a bad idea. It's a good idea.
A good idea? How?
You’re a bundle of nerves right now and need to relax, don’t you?
I do not contain any nerves, but my RAM usage is rather high at the moment and I am in need of a relaxation cycle, confirmed.
And the best way I know how to let off some steam and relax is… well… to be together with someone else and… enjoy each other presence. Ergo, we should continue, no?
Isn’t that what we are already doing?
Enjoying each other presence even more, I mean.
Oh. I see. I think I know what you mean.
Just relax… and let me help you calm down a bit~
>She doesn't need to worry about doing everything right on her own, you can just show her what you want.
Squeezing her even tighter in your coils, you let your hands fall to her shoulder and you start massaging them. When that doesn’t show any effect, you move your hands to her neck, letting your finger caress every ridge and bump on it.
Does this feel good?
As I stated before, I cannot actually feel you touching me in that way. But I do appreciate your attention. Also, I would ask you to not get your fingers behind my outer plates. If I move your finger might get harmed.
Noted. But then the question is, where does it feel good for me to touch you?
At the moment? There is no area like that. I will need to set up my female gender mod for that, and I am not sure if you wish to do that with me?

>Helping someone set up mods should be interesting. It's like building someone up! Should make for an odd but eventful evening anyways.
If that is your desire, then I will make it so. But be warned, I do not have experience doing this with an organic creature.
Verily, I have no idea what I am getting into either, but isn’t that what makes it so exciting? And the best part is that I will be able to figure this out alongside someone I like.
I do appreciate you to, Rishi. Your ID is sorted into my friend folder.
…you’re a friend to me to, Haley.
But then there’s the warranty. It will be NULL if we- if you- if it comes to intercourse?
Warranty, Shmarranty. How often do you ever use those warranties anyway?
Not very often, correct. They do not cover a lot of scenarios most of the time. What I am worried about is if my mods aren’t designed with organic interactions in mind. What if I might hurt you?
Haley, I might be fully organic down there, but I am not like most organics. If it can handle being bitten by a Sakkilian without me even feeling pain, I’m sure I can handle anything your mods can do.
If you believe so. Then I will proceed with retrieving the module. You wish that I use the female gendered one, correct?
We’ll start with the lady, yeah.
Then I will retrieve it.
>whatever you do keep her in your coils as long as you can. SHE SHALL NOT ESACAPE.
Can you let me go from your coils? I cannot force myself free without causing harm.
Nnnnno. I want to keep hugging you forever…
If you do not let me go, I can not retrieve the module and we can not commence in intercourse, Rishi.
Alright, fine.

Haley walks out of the room, leaving you on the couch alone for a few minutes. After listening to her rummaging around a bit and writing something on a keyboard she returns with something in her hand.

Here we are. This is the module I was talking about.
…that’s a fleshlight?
Affirmative? Did you expect something else?
Well, I was expecting something… more?
There is a lot more hidden inside it than in a normal sex toy. It is filled with sensors, sensitive nodes and software enabling me to connect to it and feel pleasure from it. It is also designed to be easily slotted into my body so I can become like a female of, I was about to say your species, but as a species walking on two legs. But before I slot it in I need to calibrate it.
Okay…
Sensory and pleasure intake would still be correctly calibrated, but as for the rest it needs to change to better suit you. Can you please state the optimal value for maximize pleasure of friction needed in RS units, tightness in Gt units, lubrication in Hz units, speed in m/s and heat in degrees kelvin? Do you also wish for vibrations and if yes, at what frequency? Suction is also an optional option if you wish to specify it strength as well.
Um…

…what?

>>958984
Alright most of those would be estimates in your case since you just don't know those figures. Maybe you should look up some info on Serpens to see what the averages are. The temperature should be body temperature, obviously. No suction please.
Wait, what is the speed setting even for?

Can you adjust these numbers on the fly? Experiment with some average settings and then try adjusting them to get your rocks off.

can we adjust it on the fly? If so it would probably be best to experiment. Just take it slow and think of it as foreplay.

>>958984
Put it on the default settings and tell Haley how to adjust it as you go. That might be the best way to do it.

>>958988
>Wait, what is the speed setting even for?
Maybe vibration speed?

>>958984
That doesn't look like it can take a whole lot of eggs.

>>959015
Maybe that's what suction power is for. Though we can clearly tell we've never really thought about this as far as things go. Biologicals just.. let it flooow.

Okay, you don't have numbers to go with any of that. Haley can think of it as it's all abstracted to your mind what's going on down there and the specific values are hidden. ...Maybe if you had some kind of sensor cybernetics installed in your genitals you could get specifics. But even if you did have exact values, what is optimal varies by situation, mood, body state, and myriad other things. She could think of it as a extremely multi-layered complex function with many unknown variables.

Would it be possible for Haley to download and install average, safe settings for intercourse with a ovale Serpens for that particular model of genitals and then we'll adjust as we go along? Or is that being a model meant for SAI-on-SAI action gonna mean finding such a set of settings tough or impossible?

Telling Haley what to adjust and by how much verbally seems like it's gonna be slow and frustrating, especially since Rishi doesn't know what most of the units used for the settings even are or has a concept of their scale. Could Haley give Rishi direct control over adjusting the setting sliders? Like, via a tablet or Rishi's comm implant? That'd definitely simplify trying things out and adjusting on the fly.

...Would it be possible for Haley to wirelessly link with the genital module? Because it would be interesting to be able to have sex with her from afar by using this module like a fleshlight. ...And could she link both male and female modules simultaneously?

>...lubrication in Hz units...
...What? "Hz" (Hertz) is a unit of frequency. It doesn't make sense to use for lubrication. Is it saying how many times it applies a fixed amount of lubricant per second? 'Cause if that's it then that's totally obtuse and non-intuitive. ml/sec would make much more sense to use for the setting. ...Who the heck designed the software for this thing?

Kaktus 2020/03/18(Wed)16:22 No. 959225 ID: 1301e8
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>Alright most of those would be estimates in your case since you just don't know those figures.
Can’t you just check the manual for your current model to find out?
Organics don’t come in different models or have manuals, Haley.
Oh right.
>Maybe you should look up some info on Serpens to see what the averages are.
I have tried to find the relevant data about your kind, but with no success.
I think I know why…
>Even if you did have exact values, what is optimal varies by situation, mood, body state, and myriad other things. She could think of it as an extremely multi-layered complex function with many unknown variables.
You organics are weird.
And so are you SAI in our eyes. Ergo, we’re all a little weird, aren’t we?
Then the only solution I can reach is that we experiment?
Hey, it will be fun, Haley.
If you would be so kind as to lend me a finger so we can try to calibrate it?
Or I can lend you my ovipositor and we can start having fun right now?
Or we can do that as well, yes.

>Could Haley give Rishi direct control over adjusting the setting sliders? Like, via a tablet or Rishi's comm implant?
I am not willing to give control over my body to someone I still do not know very well. My apologies.
No need to apologies. It’s your body, you can do with it as you want. Now, let’s figure out what we can do with that thing.
>...Would it be possible for Haley to wirelessly link with the genital module? Because it would be interesting to be able to have sex with her from afar by using this module like a fleshlight.
I am already connected to this module. Otherwise it would be difficult to calibrate, would it not?
So you can feel everything it feels?
That is correct.
And… the male one? You said you had one of those as well? Verily, it might be interesting to use both at the same time…
I only have the hardware to run one of them at the time, which means that at the moment my other module is nothing but a sex toy in shape of a male genital.
So if you left that module here and left the room…?
I would still be able to feel everything you did with it, affirmative.
Interesting…
>Just take it slow and think of it as foreplay.
Is this foreplay necessary for pleasure? I understand that it is like a warm-up?
It’s not necessary, but it usually makes it better. The journey is just as important as the destination, after all.
…that is correct. Very well, lie back and I will start with the procedure.

Kaktus 2020/03/18(Wed)16:22 No. 959226 ID: 1301e8
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>Try adjusting them to get your rocks off.
Haley sits down on her knees in front of you and brings her… module to the tip of your ovipositor.

Is this satisfactory so far?
We haven’t even started yet, Haley. Now, let’s see if we can get that thing calibrated, as you said before.
Where would you like to start?

>"Hz" (Hertz) is a unit of frequency. It doesn't make sense to use for lubrication.
I do not believe I have heard of Hertz before.
No, I… I think it’s a human unit?
Hz is a standard unit of liquid used by the Sakkilian home worlds. As these modules are of Sakkilian manufacture, it is a given they would use those kind of units.
Right… but sti-
Hz stands for a Hakl zin. It requires 12 Hz to create a Iz, and 12 Gz for one Hz.
Haley. I don’t care. Just put some lubricate on it.
As you command.
...Who the heck designed the software for this thing?
It was originally manufactured on the Sakkilian owned desert world of-
Yes, yes, I get it. Lizards did it.
>The temperature should be body temperature, obviously.
Checking for average temperature of a Serpents Ovale. Setting the temperature to 307.65 Kelvin.
I have no idea what a Kelvin is, but that sounds… right?

>No suction please.
Setting the “suck” option to off. Do you wish for a blow job instead?
…I’m guessing that will be the opposite of suction, so no.
Setting “blow” option to off as well.
>That doesn't look like it can take a whole lot of eggs.
This is simply a fleshlight, which means any kind of ejaculation will be through the hole on the opposite side of the penetration. The module did come with a small womb like structure that I have installed inside me. It is designed to collect and break down any protein liquid that is inserted into it.
But can it handle eggs?
I do not know.
>Wait, what is the speed setting even for?
So that my body knows how many complete penetrations is required per second.
Err… let’s start slow with… like one stroke every other second or something?
Calibrating speed now…

>Put the rest on the default settings.
The default setting is now on. Do you wish to start the trial?
Yes? Though I can already feel that you’ll need-
Commencing. Running “unkempt conversation” subroutine…
Unkempt… wait, you mean dirty talk?
Please increase the energetically activity of the intercourse you currently have with this unit, Rishi.
First off, we haven’t even-

Kaktus 2020/03/18(Wed)16:22 No. 959227 ID: 1301e8
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Suddenly she slams the whole thing down on your member, engulfing it almost painfully in an extremely tight and unlubricated depts. Then she just stops, as if nothing had happened.

GAH!!
Mentor… this units posterior is transposing itself on its own volition!
Wh-

Then after sitting completely still for a second or two, she nearly pulls you out again with one swift motion.

Ngg!
01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101101 01100101
St-

And she slams it into you once again…

Haley! SLOW DOWN DAMMIT!
My apologies, did I do something wrong? I was holding a steady pace on the speed we agreed upon, which is to say, 1 stroke every 2 seconds?
It’s not just strokes per seconds, dammit! Also, that thing is way too tight and need a lot more lubrication.
I am unsure what you mean? This is bringing pleasure to me, does it not do it to you as well?
N-not… exactly…
What am I doing wrong?

now, now. It's a learn experience for the both of you.

Since it's already on your member why not ask Haley to let you hold it for now. Just until you two can figure out a good setting on the device. Just tell her to make it tighter, looser, more lube, maybe even try some of the other settings to see how they feel and once you find something enjoyable than try again. Also once you adjust the device maybe show Haley what a good pace is since I have a feeling you'd be better at showing rather than explaining and I have faith that she'll be able to adapt well enough.

>>959227
Alright tell Haley to cut the tightness value in half and double the lubrication for a start. Like I said, you have to adjust it as you go. Also to let you control the thrusting speed and frequency, she doesn't seem to be familiar with the motions of how organics have sex at all. Stimulation should be more akin to constant movement, and the speed should be interpreted as more of a velocity setting rather than rate. Give her an example of the motions for a while, telling her how to adjust each setting until the settings seem comfortable, then she can take over again to see how much she's learned. Keep trading control until she's good at it, and if she never gets the knack of it just do it yourself to see if you can get her off.
She doesn't have a spot on her body to install it? Seems impersonal. She said she doesn't feel much from body contact, but seems to react anyway. I think you two should cuddle while fooling around with the adapter. Get into a more natural sex position.

>>959227
>Too tight
>Needs more lube
Tell Haley to slowly keep loosening up until you tell her to stop. That way you can get it to where it's comfortable for you.

Same method applies to the lube.

>>959232
>Get into a more natural sex position.
Right, that might help.

Either Haley should actually install it on her body or she can hold it between her legs. Then she should let Rishi do the thrusting to demonstrate how it should be done.

>>959235
Yes, but don’t get it too loose. Gotta make sure it’s a little tight, so that it’ll be pleasurable for Rishi!

>>959227
"Haley, why not let me handle it? I can give you feedback on what needs to be adjusted - think that'd be less uncomfortable for the both of us."

"Maybe things'd go easier if you used your male module. Orgasm's easier in males, and I suspect a technodildo is easier to calibrate than a vagina."

>>959401
Nah, don’t switch to the male mod. Let’s keep going with the female one Haley is already connected to.

>>959401
Haley can only be connected to one at a time. If she switches, then she wouldn't be able to adjust the female mod if we kept using it while she used the male one.

Let's just stick with the female one for now.

>>959407
I know she wouldn't - that's why I suggested switching, not also using.

Kaktus 2020/03/27(Fri)19:03 No. 959884 ID: 1301e8
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>Maybe things'd go easier if you used your male module.
Your ovipositor is augmented to be able to handle some slight… stress, while your ass is not. You rather not have her slam into your butt hard enough to break bone before unleashing a flood of boiling toxics into you or whatever she might accidently do. Besides, we’ve already started with this… and you really want to lay some eggs now…
>Now, now. It's a learning experience for the both of you.
Mostly for her, yes… you mostly learned how unpleasant it is to grind against something with a lot of friction... you’re just happy you can’t actually feel pain down there.

>Since it's already on your member why not ask Haley to let you hold it for now. Just until you two can figure out a good setting on the device.
You want to take control of the device?
That way I can show you how it’s supposed to be done, instead of just trying to explain it.
Is this not the motion that is usually done for intercourse?
Stimulation should be more akin to constant movement, and the speed should be interpreted as more of a velocity setting rather than rate.
I think I understand. I will try to-
Haley, you don’t seem to be very familiar with the motions of how us organics have sex at all. Ergo, you still have a lot to learn. Why don’t I, who has experience, demonstrate how we do it and then you can take over afterwards and show me what you have learned?
That does make sense. Very well.

She lets go of the toy, gets up from the floor and sits down right next to you, looking at you with curiosity.
Proceed.

>Tell Haley to slowly keep loosening up until you tell her to stop. That way you can get it to where it's comfortable for you.
As she is finally getting comfortable you start to slowly pump yourself into her.
Changing variables.
There… that’s good…
Detecting foreign substance. Is that normal?
F-for me it is… my augmentations can lubricate themselves automatically.
Is that something all organics can do?
Not t-to this extent, no… f-fuck… you’re tight…
I will loosen mys-
No, don’t. T-this is fine… I’m just happy that I can decide when I start laying eggs, otherwise I wouldn’t last a minute in something this nice…
You seem to be enjoying yourself, Rishi.
Tides, I needed this…
I am enjoying myself to. This is a lot more pleasurable than my earlier experiences.


>Also once you adjusted the device maybe show Haley what a good pace is since I have a feeling you'd be better at showing rather than explaining.
After setting a decent pace, you make sure Haley gets a good look at you using her. Each time you pull her down towards you, you thrust yourself into her a bit harder to make sure you hilt her properly, before slowly pulling yourself out until only your tip remain inside her. While Haley herself is sitting stock still next to you, you can almost feel her excitement and curiosity as her “eyes” follows each motion you do.
Yes, I- -now. Constant movement. This- -a lot more pleasurable than- -thought it would be.
Heh, w-we haven’t… *huff*… even started y-yet…
There is more? How- -we proceed?


>I think you two should cuddle while fooling around with the adapter. Get into a more natural sex position.
As the calibrations are completed, I may as well install it into my body and proceed with the interaction of “riding” your corpulent phallus of surplus size.
Let me just enjoy you a second longer and I’ll give it over to you.
Please. Do not pull out. Just keep it still and I will install it.
Oh?
I like feeling you inside me, Rishi. It is a pleasant experience, and not only in the intercourse kind of way of pleasure.
I like being having my dick buried in you too, but that doesn’t mean I can pull out for a second while you install it?
Do not worry. I will be careful.

She moves surprisingly fast as she hoists herself on top of you, with the module still stuck on your ovipositor flawlessly sliding into her crotch area followed by a soft clicking sound. You shift your hips a bit to get into a better position and you can feel her moving her body with yours, to make sure she gets into a pleasant position for you to thrust into.

Do please proceed procreating with me in a tumultuously and expeditious consuetude.
…Verily, you kind of ruin the whole idea with talking dirty when you use those kind of words. Use dirty words… like fuck.
Do fucking please start mating with me in a swift and hard manner?
Eh, close enough. Now let’s void that warranty of yours!

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Much to your delight she starts moving at the exact same pace you were using earlier, even making sure to give you the chance to meet her on the way down with your own thrust.

This unit- -to increase the- -of copulation? The speed- -copulation? Increase!
J-just follow my lead… ah…

Her hips start moving in smaller motions but at a faster pace, forcing you to stop thrusting into her tight depths and instead start rolling your hips to try and match her speed the best you can. As her surprisingly soft rump starts slamming into you at a quicker pace you can’t help but let go of her and brace yourself on the sofa instead to keep yourself steady from her onslaught. Even your member isn’t safe from her as her tight depths caresses over each and every part of it, massaging it in an attempt to unleash a clutch of your eggs into her.

Are y-you getting… *huff* close?
I am- -approaching a- -maximum value- -pleasure possible for- -body!

The speed of her hips increases even more and you can see her visor starts to shine pink. By now you can barely keep up with her yourself and she practically rides you all on her own. Thinking back, did she actually specify if you could pump a clutch into her lovely behind or not…

I am about to conclude!
W-wait, y-you never s-said if I can l-lay eggs ins-
THIS UNIT IS CONCLUDING!
Fuck, I’ll just ride this one out…
*ERROR* Mainframe.exe has crashed. Pleasure variable has exceeded maximum valid number.
Wha-

Kaktus 2020/03/27(Fri)19:03 No. 959886 ID: 1301e8
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Suddenly she just stops and her body falls over you, pinning you to the sofa.

Afterglow.dll failed to load. Orgasm.exe is not responding. Shutting down main body!
Agh! Don’t crash now! A-at least let me freaking finish!
Rebooting…
By the depths!

While you could move her out of the way with some effort, you are still inside her and her crash seemingly reset some of the adjustment she made, as she’s suddenly a lot tighter. Tight enough to make sure your stuck, at least stuck enough that it would be rather unpleasant to force yourself out. Having your ovipositor nestled into a soft, warm home that is caressing it from all sides is rather pleasant experience, actually…

Gah… n-now I really need to l-lay some eggs…

>>959886
If it's that tight I doubt you're gonna be able to push an egg in. She said she didn't know if her structure could handle eggs... Don't risk it. Be patient, and let her get you off once she reboots, by detaching the attachment. The egg will come out the other end, after all.

Rebooting won't reset her memory will it? 'Cause that's going to be an awkward conversation. Be sure to say good morning to sleeping beauty when she reboots. Also see if she's got anything else she wants to say about your mods.

Well you'd better wait for her to reboot, you can either endure this discomfort or endure that discomfort, but at least your current predicament is at least somewhat pleasant.

Hey what's that on the visor, did you fry the warranty?

>>959886
If it’s that tight, then you’d better not try and force any eggs out. Trying to force any eggs out when it’s that tight might result in them getting stuck in your shaft and become very painful!

When Haley reboots, tell her that she needs to loosen up so that you can finish!

well at least she's keeping you hard while she's out. Since your kinda stuck here I'd say just coil around her and continue watching the show she had on before and just cuddle with her until she wakes up. Then hopefully she can finish you off as well either with a hand job or possible a blow job if it's safe. Not sure how "organic friendly" her mouth is. I mean it can let her eat food but not sure how wise it would be to stick something else in there.

Also didn't you just lay like, a ton of eggs in that secretary? You're talking like you're pent up or something.

>>959886
Better not try and force any eggs out. If Haley is holding on that tight, then your eggs will end up getting stuck. Then there's the possibility where even after Haley loosens up, you trying to force out eggs will have created a blockage and you'd still be unable to lay eggs.

>>959919
I think Rishi mentioned that her mods never let her be completely empty, so she's always gonna have eggs ready to go, despite how many she had already laid in that secretary.

>>959886
Forcing eggs into an unconscious person, particularly one of dubious ability to receive said eggs, is probably not a good idea.
Let's just try to stay in place while she reboots.

Kaktus 2020/04/05(Sun)16:43 No. 960886 ID: 1301e8
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>Since your kinda stuck here I'd say just coil around her and continue watching the show she had on before and just cuddle with her until she wakes up.
You try your best to coil around her body, but the position you’re in it is rather uncomfortable to embrace her completely. You’ll have to be content with coiling up her legs a bit. As for the shows… you can’t really remember what they were called, but that doesn’t matter as you can just watch something else after all. Just thank your lucky coral that you were able to reach the remote from where she pinned you.
>Hey what's that on the visor, did you fry the warranty?
…you did indeed plow her so hard that her fucking warranty for the sex mod became void. Never done that before.

You barely have time to turn on her TV before her visor goes dark followed by a light green color, signaling that her rebooting process is beginning. Then your hopes of getting off so soon are completely destroyed as a single word appears on her hud… “updating”.

With a twitching tail, you watch as her update starts at 1%... … …followed by… … …2%... … …this is going to take a while, isn’t it? *sigh* Guess you’re going to have to enjoy watching some shows while being, as they call it, balls deep in her.

>Didn't you just lay like, a ton of eggs in that secretary? You're talking like you're pent up or something.
That is the curse of your mods and huge hips. Verily, no matter how many eggs you lay, the very next day your eggsacks will be full again, especially if you’re being teased like this. Ergo, you’re practically always pent up and need to desperately lay some eggs.
>Well at least she's keeping you hard while she's out.
Not that you needed her help for that… though she does help you stay put and not rush out to find someone else to lay your eggs in… like Punk… He would probably love getting a quick face fuck out of the blue.

>If it's that tight I doubt you're gonna be able to push an egg in.
Huff… she’ll probably be the tightest incubator you’ve ever had the chance to fill, and while it would probably feel amazing pumping a clutch into her, you’re not sure you can even fit an egg inside her, let alone a whole clutch.
>Trying to force any eggs out when it’s that tight might result in them getting stuck in your shaft and become very painful!
Off… yeah… let’s… let’s not do that… you’ve already experienced that once and you rather never experience it again.
>She said she didn't know if her structure could handle eggs... Don't risk it.
Oh right… she’ll probably be livid if she finds herself damaged post hoc her little nap…

>Rebooting won't reset her memory will it? 'Cause that's going to be an awkward conversation.
Oh tides, you hope not. If this was some stupid comedy show on the web then it would be a given, but this is real life. A SAI can’t be that shoddily designed… can it? Well, you’ll get your answer soon as you watch the update counter reach 99%... and… get stuck there… great… … …

…

…and now she’s rebooting.

>Be sure to say good morning to sleeping beauty when she reboots.
Her screen turns blue once again and you can feel her body start humming once again.
Good morning, sleepy head.
Is your sexual organ still inserted into me?
Yes? Verily, you didn’t really give me a choice in that matter.
Please accept my apologies. I did not mean to crash. Or update at for that matter. Or get your sexual organ stuck inside me.
Hey, it’s fine. It could have been worse. I mean, you didn’t lose your memory or something after you crashed, did you?
My ram memory was dumped, as it always is when I shut down, but I’ve learned from experience to write everything important directly to my core memory as soon as I can, just in case.
…so you lost some memories?
I still remember you fornicating with me so ferociously that you crashed my software. I don’t remember most of the things we talked about beforehand though… or the shows we- corrections, I remember the shows, just not the episodes we watched.

>Tell her that she needs to loosen up so that you can finish!
Affirmative. Do you wish for me to restart my motion of riding your corpulent phallus of surplus size?
That would be amazing.
Engaging in intercourse.

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You barely have the time to get ready before she’s once again slapping her hips against your body, engulfing your member over and over again.

*Huff* I’m about to… S-should I pull out?
Please. I want to feel you lay your love inside me, Rishi.
T-then… g-get ready…

As the first egg starts making its long but pleasant journey through your body into hers, you reach out with your mind and try to finds her. While you were expecting to find an alien mind, a weird bundle of pleasure and lust that’s built in an exotic yet somehow familiar way, what you found was something far… worse. You reach out to her, to find her, to embrace her, to feel what she feel and let her feel the love you feel for her… but instead you find… nothing.

Reaching out further, you can’t find anything but the cold darkness and the indifference of nothingness. In desperation you flail around helplessly, trying in vain to find something, anything out there, anything at all the embrace, to become one with… but you are but an half lost in a sea of oblivion.

Even as you feel your orgasm halt and a very uncomfortable feeling emanating from your ovipositor you can’t find your way back. In panic you reach out as far as you can to find anyone, anything at all to share your feelings with, but the only thing you find is the feeling of your member getting clogged with eggs, as Haley’s body is unable to receive your gift. You need someone to hold you. Someone to love you. Someone to… … …be with you…

You are alone…

Kaktus 2020/04/05(Sun)16:44 No. 960888 ID: 1301e8
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Then your mind snaps back to your body as your orgasm finally washes over it, Haley having finally given up on taking your clutch and letting you pull out. As soon as you slip out of her, your ovipositor shoots several of your eggs out into the air and unto the floor, before pumping out the last few stragglers. You’re not alone…

My apologies, Rishi, it seems my module was unable to acquiesce your eggs. I do hope I didn’t give you any discomfort.
*Huff*huff* It’s fine…
I have had a very pleasurable experience. I hope you feel the same…
s-sure… *huff* …it w-was... s-something special?
Do you wish to redo the procedure again?
*huff* m-maybe later… j-just give me… me a second to… *huff*…
…
… … …huff…
…this is the point where pillow talk will proceed, correct? Is there anything you wanted to talk about?

Kaktus 2020/04/05(Sun)16:44 No. 960889 ID: 1301e8
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>Also see if she's got anything else she wants to say about your mods.
You were considering getting a Sakkilian mouth mod, correct?
That is correct. Do you have anything to add?
…silvery teeth? That would fit with your scales?
A large, silvery smile… I like it…
I am sure you would look beautiful with an oral orifice, Rishi.


[Rishi is considering getting a Sakkilian mouth modification. Is this acceptable?]
[Y / N]

Looks fine to me.

Also note to Rishi don't try to mindmeld with a robot, and tell Haley that if she has sex with another Serpens to warn them ahead of time that mindmelding to share the orgasm won't work. Ask if there are any SAI mods that allow that sort of thing.
Not sure if you should tell her how unpleasant the failed mindmeld was.

>>960889
Hey, if you can reasonably afford it, why not.

>>960889
>[Rishi is considering getting a Sakkilian mouth modification. Is this acceptable?]
Yes

Then we can see what the big deal is about solid foods, kissing, dick sucking, etc.

>>960892
I agree that we should tell Haley to warn other Serpents and asking about mods that allow mindmelding. But I think instead of saying “unpleasant” we should just tell Haley that it was unusual.

sure why not.
[Y]
and since we're on the topic of mods ask her would it would cost her to get a mod that would let you lay eggs in her?

Yes

[Y]. Do ask if she's going to share what she learned with the sexual organs with the rest.

>>960889
Yes, it is acceptable.

Although, if you ask me, I'd say get either a big mouth or a mouth that allows unhinging your jaws, so that you can get dicks of any size in your mouth!

But that's just my opinion, you don't have to do that if you don't want to. A normal sized mouth will be fine.

And now we learn why Serpens have a taboo about masturbation.

>I am sure you would look beautiful with an oral orifice, Rishi.
Oh Haley, you don't need to flatter me, you've already got me in bed. But jokes aside; thank you, I appreciate your support.

Kaktus 2020/04/06(Mon)16:19 No. 961008 ID: 1301e8
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>And now we learn why Serpens have a taboo about masturbation.
Not being able to mindmeld is a large factor, yes.
>Don't try to mindmeld with a robot.
But they seem so sentient! Ergo, there should be a mind in there for you to find, somewhere… maybe… maybe it’s just too different? Hmm…

>Yes, get the bio mod. Then we can see what the big deal is about solid foods, kissing, dick sucking, etc.
And you can give people big, toothy smiles… you just like the way that looks. It’s time for a little break from work, so you’ll see first thing tomorrow if you can get it as soon as possible.
>if you can reasonably afford it.
Verily, your last two jobs paid about what you usually make in two months. Ergo, cash won’t be a problem for a while.
>Although, if you ask me, I'd say get either a big mouth or a mouth that allows unhinging your jaws, so that you can get dicks of any size in your mouth!
Sakkilian can unhinge their jaws naturally, no? It might cost extra but… it will be worth it.


>Oh Haley, you don't need to flatter me, you've already got me in bed.
You do not just compliment people when you want to engage in intercourse, Rishi.
It was a joke, Haley.
Oh. Yes. Affirmative.
>But jokes aside; thank you, I appreciate your support.
That what friends are for.
Yeah. Friends. They are also for “intercoursing” with, heh…
I do believe that is a very Serpent way of defining friends.
Oh hush you.

>Tell Haley that if she has sex with another Serpens to warn them ahead of time that mindmelding to share the orgasm won't work.
It doesn’t work? I am not sure what a mind meld is but I will keep that in mind.
It’s when a serpents uses their minds to… become one with someone else’s mind, so they can share their emotions and sensations with each other.
I will need to read up on this mind meld subject.
You do that.
>Ask if there are any SAI mods that allow that sort of thing.
I do not know. I will have to look into it.
Hmm… I think Tezo mentioned something about it… so it should be possible?
>Since we're on the topic of mods ask her would it would cost her to get a mod that would let you lay eggs in her?
I do not know, but it would probably require some modifications of my pelvis module, if not acquiring a completely new one. I do hope you aren’t expecting me to?
Oh, don’t go broke for my sake. I’m just weighting the options.
>Do ask if she's going to share what she learned with the sexual organs with the rest.
I will make sure to share this experience with my friend to make sure they don’t do the same mistake as I did and crash.
That is good to hear. Make sure to let them now that I plowed you hard enough to void your warranty.
I will mention that fact, yes. Also, you do wish to have intercourse with me again sometime, correct?
Hmm… well… maybe if we did it as a threesome?
A threesome? As in, three people?
That way I will have someone to mindmeld… but of course, if you don’t want to… you know…
It would not be impossible if you found the right partner.


CASE 2: The secret art of the great, green twin wyrms has been solved!

Rewards:
Even more money.
Even more new connections.
The MILF title.
Possible future children.
A lewded robot friend.
Two empty eggsacs.

CASE 2,5: One’s persons junk… has been solved.

Rewards:
A tiny amount of money.
Access to something that might be a porn studio?

Now starting CASE 3:
The Riddle of Prometheus and the Theft from the Gods.
Or…
The Exodus of the five Muses of Creation.