Lets get to that- what could possibly go wrong?

they're my friends, they're coming with me. I can even ask them to follow me and not wander off

(If she disagrees, try to hide rathoney and take him with you)

I am pretty sure that we need at least one armful of rodent.

We must have one rat to show mom.

Ask if you can have a second communicator for Rathoney to use so you can talk to him from a long distance if you're ever separated from him

>>969427
Let me just carry Rathoney here. He's in charge of the others, so it might help with keeping his friends chill if he's here. Think of him as like a union rep.

Anyway, I think before we see Mom, we should schedule me for one of those treatments you mentioned... (wave her down so we can whisper to her) I'm beginning to hear your inner monologue...

>>969427
...M'kay, but if my friends are hurt when I get back, I'm gonna be mad.

Are the hin-hin- hind races like, bad stuff? Issat why things break easy around me alla sudden? 'Cause if not you need to get tougher things. They break easy.

1/2 FUN 2020/06/17(Wed)12:52 No. 969941 ID: a34b8a
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We attempt to bargain to have all of our rat friends come to meet mom but are swiftly denied by the doctor.
“This floor still functions as a hospital we just cant have giant pests scurrying around...again...again…besides this project of ours isn’t exactly supposed to be public yet.”
Dr. White explains

“Fine..” we admit in defeat
“Can we bring Rathoney tho’? T-to show mom!”
We say while pointing to our brainy friend.

The doctor releases a defeated sigh “yes that’s fine…(She has a name for it? Why is she saying we?) Lets get going your mother dosen’t typically stay in one place for too long.” she says gesturing us to follow.

(Be safe monster!)
(Be safe Brother!)
(Bring back snacks!)
(and a written contract of your employment!)

The rat choir preaches to us on our way out.

2/2 FUN 2020/06/17(Wed)13:06 No. 969943 ID: a34b8a
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Making our way down the hall the thought of a communicator for our rat friends crosses our mind. But… can they even use the device? I mean we’re not even talking to them in a traditional sense we’re thinking at them and they think back...we think? Would psychic rat powers even work over the phone? We ponder on our way

Maybe we could ask for teeny hats for all the rats that…”BABY!” we hear moments before being scooped up into a deadly grapple. “I was so worried about my little schoopy woopy bear!” mom gushes in an extra mom-like tone.

Between the spine crushing hugs, cute names and the bombardment of kisses. Our memory jogs itself as to why we wanted to come to the camp in the first place. With mom here she’s not gonna let us do anything fun! If she has our way with us we can say goodbye to rats and sugar blasters, We'd have to return to a diet of only healthy foods and watching educational television! Not to mention the amount of hugs and kisses she gives is a bit overbearing.

She's still our mommy, and we love her.

Let's fill her in on our adventures, and our big plans for the future!
This is Rathoney, he talks to my brain.

"Mommy why does this place suck?"

>>969943
Hi, Mom! I punched a centipede rat monster with electric defibrillator gloves last night! Also, apparently I'm a Hazard now and can read minds and punch through walls. Oh, hey, meet Rathony! He's the coolest hyperintelligent rat ever!

Maaa, my baaack.

Once you can breathe, hug her back and say you love her.

>>969943
"HURGHK! Back...breaking...can't...breathe...mom...please..."

>>969943
FATALITY

Idk kid. I mean you definitely need as much of anything educational as you can get.

>>969943
Yeah a spine should not bend that way

"Spine. Spine!"

1/3 FUN 2020/07/08(Wed)15:37 No. 971795 ID: a34b8a
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Once we get freed from moms death grip we start spewin’ the radical rat facts! There's so much to tell her! Our big electric punch, our new friend Rathoney, and our mind reading and super strength too!

“Hell yeah baby!” Mom exclaims “Rose (that good for nothing….) told me about how you beat the snot outta those rats” She cheers while thumbing at Rose. “....but... mind reading...super strength? And more importantly...lord, giiiirrrrl! what’s going on with your hair!”

2/3 FUN 2020/07/08(Wed)15:40 No. 971797 ID: a34b8a
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“Much better! You can tell me about that other stuff on the way back home baby."

3/3 FUN 2020/07/08(Wed)15:45 No. 971798 ID: a34b8a
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“Well...Bonnie has begun to exhibit signs of her being a Hazard.” Doctor White gleefully interjects before we get a chance to explain any further.

"It'd be best for her if she stayed here so she can receive the proper treat-"

“OH MY GOD!!” Mom, hollers.
“GRACE?!
“OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!! ITS BEEN SO LONG TOO LONG!!”

mom shouts like a schoolgirl.

"Y-yes it has, Vermillion we should really catch up (please don't hug me) b-b-but Bonnie told me before hand she'd rather stay here."
The doctor stutters

"Is that right baby?" mom asks

That's the deal.

>>971798
We sort of cut a deal. We were hoping to run it by her before going any further to make sure there wasn't anything shady or underhanded going on.

She said that I had to stay here or she’d kill all my new rat friends, could you please talk to her?
Make sure to use the saddest puppiest eyes you have, no mother could resist that and I’m betting they’re willing to renegotiate in the presence of such motherly love.

>>971798
yes mom

The first night I was here, I got a choice between a gun and a electric glove!

Best summer camp experience ever, except for...
No, no, This one's THE BEST!

>>971806
Thisss

"Yeah, Mom. For one, you promised I could join this year if I got good grades, two, if I didn't, she'd dispose of these little guys AND me, and three, since you didn't seem to notice when I mentioned it before, I'm a Hazard now."

"Also, you really got to tell me what the definition of that word you mentioned on the phone, cause I have been saying it a lot around here. Kinda rolls off the tongue really easy. Y'know, uh, who-"

(mouth is immediately clamped shut)O

>>971806
This.
It's playing dirty, but after the shit she pulled, she has it coming, and she seems pretty scared of your mom.

>>971806
This

>>971806
just like everone else, this

1/3 FUN 2020/07/27(Mon)17:45 No. 973370 ID: a34b8a
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If the doctor wants to play dirty we can too. We muster up every pint of salty water in our body and direct them into our eyeballs for maximum puppy eyes. Not even the hardiest of mothers can withstand such abundant displays of sadness.

“Mom my tt..he ,, mmzean ddoctoorr said th,,att shE woulld kil;;l all ...y raat ffriendss :,(“
We whimper to mom for extra effect

That doctor lady is as good as toast, you almost feel sorry for her.

2/3 FUN 2020/07/27(Mon)17:46 No. 973371 ID: a34b8a
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(What the hell...rats?! I don’t care about them!)
Oh no!
(buuuuut, she probably cares about these things, I haven't seen puppy eyes this big from her in weeks.)
Oh yes!

“Really? That doesn't sound too nice. I’ll go talk to her baby.”
Mom assures us before turning around to continue talking to the doctor a little more sternly this time.

3/3 MOM 2020/07/27(Mon)17:51 No. 973373 ID: a34b8a
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We are now, Vermillion Mccarthy. You were slightly peeved that you had to drive all the way down here and didnt even get to beat anyone up, not even a little. Everyone has been so nice to you so far since you used to run this place. But now you’re getting news about your baby worried about rats? or some shit? This all sounds kind of silly to you.

But your old friend Grace no matter how much you love her she isn’t exactly the most morally firm person. How should we approach this predicament.

>>973373
With our force of personality, applied with all the subtlety of using a cruise missile to open a screen door.
"Grace, I know and love you like a sister, which means I know you well enough to know that you already know every single question I have to ask. I also know that you're shrewd and clever enough to know how to spin it all in the most positive light possible, and morally flexible enough to dissemble just the right amount to not be branded a monster. So let's skip all the messy run-around and get right to the truth. Keep in mind that that's my daughter back there, and while I'd die for you, I'd kill for her."

>>973373
"Hey, Grace, could you not threaten to murderize my daughter next time she sneaks around and releases contaminated specimens? A spanking and having her fix what she broke is more than acceptable for what she did. And also, INFORM ME SOONER next time my daughter gets involved with any hazards, okay?"

"Now, Bonnie, sweetie, could you tell me WHY you felt it was necessary to punch through a wall to help highly contaminated rats escape? And why you seem to be so interested in keeping them as pets? Keep in mind your dessert privileges might be at risk if I don't like your answer."

Probably at some point we should ask some pointed questions about why we were attacked by a genetically modified ogre.

>>973370
Holy crap, you could win emmies with those eggs!

>>973373
"Grace. Sempai. Milkduds. What did you do to my daughter."

>>973381
Oh yeah... GRACE. EXPLAIN.

Meanwhile, ask her to explain the whole 'rats' situation, and to "contain all the sugar-crusted BS to within the legal limit; oh, and act like I'm still the one deciding what qualifies as 'legal' here."

>>973382
Say kouhai instead of senpai and this is perfect.

Terrible television and sugary cereal worked last time.

1/2 MOM 2020/08/12(Wed)15:09 No. 974391 ID: a34b8a
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“Calmly” I confront our old friend Grace. In my most angelic tone I “request” to know “WHAT THE FUCK! DID SHE DO TO BONNIE! WHY IS SHE PUNCHING THROUGH WALLS AND SHIT, AND WHY WAS I ATTACKED BY SOME BUCKTOOTHED WEIRDO EARLIER! GRACE WHAT KIND OF SHITSHOW ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!”

I politely ask making sure to keep my cool.

2/2 MOM 2020/08/12(Wed)15:10 No. 974392 ID: a34b8a
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“Wow! Vermillion you haven’t changed a bit! You’re just as animated as you were back then, I wish i was as ageless as you hun.”

“Grace....”

“Right right...We would have contacted you sooner about this minuet mishap but we weren’t even aware of her condition. Until she started punching through walls of course. Initially we suspected that Rose over there was compromised but didn’t think to check on dear Bonnie until a little later I had just assumed she was immune, like you Mil~.”
Grace discloses.


“And please dont mind Sapphire shes a bit...well...stupid. We’re working on teaching her the ropes a the moment. Say! Speaking of teaching this all could be explained much easier if we take a quick trip to my lab. Just so we could get a proper diagnostic and see whats really going on.”

“Hmmm…”
I groan

“It’ll only get worse if we don’t do something about it quick, you know how all this works Mil~.”
Grace purrs

Better get to the bottom of this! To the lab! See if Bonnie can convince a rat to come along too.

*grumble, sigh* We do know how this works, yeah. Let's go. Oh, get Rose in here, too.

Fine.

>>974392
Fine. But no tricks!

>>974391
I can tell it's polite cuz all the teeth are still there
>>974392
If "teaching her the ropes" still hasn't covered not attacking people in the bathroom, you need to step shit up.
But ok, lab time it is. Keep an eye out for funny business.
(do we know lab stuff? it seems like we might not know much lab stuff)

1/9 MOM 2020/09/03(Thu)07:37 No. 975541 ID: a34b8a
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"Hmmph fine…" I grumpily agree to whatever Grace’s plan is. But if she tries any of her crazy experiments she won't have a "good eye" left in her skull.

“Splendid!” Grace cheers. She says as she beckons us to follow.

2/8 MOM 2020/09/03(Thu)07:41 No. 975542 ID: a34b8a
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The second we enter this familiar laboratory an overwhelming wave of nostalgia takes over me. All I can think about is how things were back then...how WE were back then.

“See! See! mil’ you’ll love this! I think I found something revolutionary.” Grace gushes annoyingly
“How to farm rats?” I jokingly ask trying to sound as uninterested as possible.
“YES! Exactl- wait no… shut up i’m not farming rats i’m studying them, BREEDING them.”
“Ewwww…”

3/8 MOM 2020/09/03(Thu)07:44 No. 975543 ID: a34b8a
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“That's not even the real nasty part! Take a look at this big fella' here.” Grace giddily says as she presents us an abnormally large and long rat of hers.
“What’s wrong with his legs? He...why does he have so many legs??.”

4/8 MOM 2020/09/03(Thu)07:46 No. 975544 ID: a34b8a
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“I'm glad you asked! you see…”
Oh no
“We’ve found a cause for all these strange mutations! It’s caused by the blah blah blah blah when they’re exposed to the blah blah blah and then it causes them to blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.”

Oh god….I’ve made the terrible mistake of indulging her interest, now she's gonna gab about sciencey nonsense for hours!

5/8 MOM 2020/09/03(Thu)07:50 No. 975545 ID: a34b8a
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She hasn’t changed at all...Actually now that you think about it Grace's science babble seems twice as worse than before. I practically dozed off to her speech!

6/8 FUN 2020/09/03(Thu)07:53 No. 975546 ID: a34b8a
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Huh? that was weird! Seems like we were reading someone’s mind by accident there was that mom and the mean doctor we saw? How long has she been collecting rats? Her collection probably sucks compared to our rat friends tho.

“Bonnie baby!” Mom calls out to us.

7/9 FUN 2020/09/03(Thu)08:04 No. 975549 ID: a34b8a
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“Baby we just want to know if you feel any different we're just going to ask a couple questions.” Mom assures us through the intercom

“The same goes for you too Ms. Atkins, We can only estimate what changes happen to a person but the best way for us to figure out what’s really going on is for you to tell us how you these changes are affecting you.”
The doctor explains


“We want to know how you two feel about these 6 things. F being really bad and S being really really good.”
Mom explains to us.

8/9 FUN 2020/09/03(Thu)08:06 No. 975550 ID: a34b8a
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How we feel huh? guess we never put too much thought into it with all this sugary cereal going through our veins. But we know for sure that we feel pretty strong... but what about these other things?

9/9 FUN 2020/09/03(Thu)08:18 No. 975553 ID: a34b8a
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OOC

It's stat allotment time fellas we have seven points each for Bonnie and Rose. to allocate into stats all starting from grade D.

Every person is allowed to vote on +1 stat for both girls raising the grade by one letter for each vote.
(e.g. "+1 AGI for Bonnie and +1 END for Rose")

Bonnie's strength can't be altered
Rose's Perception can't be altered either



The grades are as follows;
F-Impaired
D-Below Average
C-Average
B-Above average
A- Phenomenal
S- Super Human

STR =Strength AGI =Agility PER = Perception
DEF =Defense INT =Intellect END = Endurance

+1 DEF for Bonnie
+1 INT for Rose

>>975554
+1 END for Bonnie
+1 INT for Rose

+1 DEF for Bonnie
+1 AGI for Rose

+End for Bonnie
+Int for Rose

>>975553
+1 END for Bonnie
+1 AGI for Rose

Bonnie's more than proven she's a tank on legs, methinks, and Rose isn't the smartest ever, but she's quick on her feet in both senses of the word.

I'm tempted to raise Bonnie's Int by one at least, even if she isn't the brightest crayon in the box. That or her Agility.

+1 int for bonnie
+1 agi for rose

Oh yeah. Also remember this: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/src/159064711210.gif

+1 AGI for Bonnie.
+1 END for Rose.

We have to spread this out at least a little bit (though I like where the specialization is going for both of them).

Bonnie, as a walking juggernaut, has no point if she can't hit her opponent once before they can return the favor ten times over; reading her opponents' minds has got to count for something. (Might be useful for someone to also boost her PER to at least (C): Average.)

Meanwhile, Rose has got the Evade/Accuracy stats down - she can predict and dodge attacks, and she's brainy and sharp enough to set up some critical hits. However, the last thing we want is for her to wind up utterly pooped less than a couple of minutes into the fight.

+1 int Bonnie
+1 int Rose

They are both pretty dumb.

>>975566
Smart thinking.

Bonnie: +1 to DEF
Rose: +1 to PER

I wanna max out Perception on Rose because why not?

Bonnie: +1 int
Because int + smol = creepy
Rose: +1 end
Because she has to put up with these people.

Everyone gets DEF. No one gets INT.

We will be the toughest, dumbest, crisis-solvers ever.

>>975550
damn, both our girls starting below average...

I guess let's get +1 endurance on bonnie and +1 Int on Esme.

Let's shoot for the classic brains/brawn team.

END for Bonnie and AGI for Rose.

>>975550
+1 Agility for Bonnie

>>975553
+1 Intelligence for Rose

Bonnie - End
Rose - Int

1/5 ROSE 2020/09/10(Thu)12:42 No. 976004 ID: a34b8a
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Rose:
You don’t mean to brag or anything but you’ve always considered yourself a bit of an egghead, and you’ve always been pretty nimble on my feet. This should come as a surprise to no one you are in the cheerleading squad at school. Although with those noodly arms and peachlike skin you much preferred positions that didn’t involve anything revolving around lifting or throwing.

If a problem ever arose you’d often opt to take a more supportive role offering assistance where it was needed with the use of your observational skills, quick wit, and just as quickly get out of the way before things get too sticky for you.

2/5 ROSE 2020/09/10(Thu)12:44 No. 976005 ID: a34b8a
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We tell the doctor all this and the weird visions and stomach sickness we’ve been having lately.
“Alright Ms. Atkins...It seems that you’re exhibiting traits of an anxiety hazard, it give’s you foresight into upcoming events.”
The Doctor says as she scribbles down notes into a folder.

“It’s one of the more passive type’s, although it can be utilized whenever you see fit. But…”
The doctor continues


“If you take advantage of it too often and depending on how far ahead you look. You can really tear up your body. Especially your stomach.”

3/5 FUN 2020/09/10(Thu)12:50 No. 976006 ID: a34b8a
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Bonnie
Well… um you seem pretty strong and super tough! You can punch through walls all day and it doesn't even hurt, not even a little bit. Although unfortunately your stubby little legs probably won't get you anywhere anytime soon. And seeing things lately has been a...Woah wait what?! Why is our INT and PER that low! We don’t feel dumb…

"Are you calling my baby a dummy?" mom "politely" inquires



“No no no....Bonnie dear~.” The doctor calls to us
“I'm not entirely sure what your hazard may be but I do know what it's not.” she says making sure to delay mom’s temper

4/5 FUN 2020/09/10(Thu)12:54 No. 976007 ID: a34b8a
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“You exhibit absolutely no signs of being a psychic But...as long as you stick around with your little rat...uhhh pet... It will have some sort of psychic influence on you. Any psychic feelings or abilities that you may be feeling are not from you but from your...pet. The mean doctor explains.

5/5 FUN 2020/09/10(Thu)12:56 No. 976008 ID: a34b8a
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“But with your symptoms we can easily predict what type of hazard you have. Do you feel irritable? Or any uncomfortable feelings on your back?" She asks

"I mean, I'm not emotionally e-rat-tibble, but I do feel a little tense and twitchy all over ever since I woke up. Is that what you mean by ee- ih-ra- the first thing?"

(My vote's for "EHS" (whatever that stands for), if it wasn't clear.)

EHS seems to be the best fit.

Koilonychia means your fingernails are flat; you might have an iron deficiency.
Not the worst thing to have, go for it.

Gonna go with Koilonyochia. Wings would be rad.

>>976008
Did a search. EHS is electromagnetic hypersensitivity. Irl this is an ill-defined catchall for any apparent sensitivity to electromagnetic signals. Most commonly an apparent allergic reaction to wifi, radio, magnetic fields, electromagnetic fields, and microwave. However, the ability to see electromagnetic fields (also a real, albeit very rare trait) would also fall under this. There have also been irl individuals that have claimed to be magnetic which could also potentially fall under this.

In this context, we could probably do any sort of vision within the electromagnetic spectrum (either all encompassing or selective, although all encompassing would probably be incredibly overwhelming), sense electromagnetic waves through some other sense (probably touch, and would present itself similarly to the warm feeling of sunlight on your skin), we could possibly generate an electromagnetic pulse (would fry electronics in a certain radius), or we may become magnetic.

Basically, EHS is an allergic sensitivity to electromagnetic waves although it can also be the ability to see or feel different electromagnetic waves as well. While passive irl, in the quest, EHS may also allow for some types of EM manipulation (magnetism, emp, shooting radiation, bending light, etc.).

--

Koilonychia, from what I have found, is simply an iron deficiency which can cause all sorts of negative effects, but the most visible symptom is brittle, flat fingernails. There is no connection to wings or flight, so idk if FUN just pulled the name out of their ass or if there is some other angle they are working that I just don't understand (probably the latter).

>>976008
EHS, we've already shown off the ability to shrug off a taser so why not BECOME the taser?

Your back does feel a bit itchy now that she mentions it.

>>976017
Technically, it wasn't a taser perse, it was an open circuited cell phone that was shocking us.

>>976008
Either way, voting EHS.

Static hair or wind-blown hair? Imma go with itchy back, so at least we can try to get our hair under control before everything goes wrong, rather than waking up with it completely unmanageable.

Lightening. EHS

EHS!

EHS

EHS

Koilonychia. Zaps? we already have equipment for that!

We don't have the agility to make good use of flight (unless it gave us a big boost to it) being a tank shocking things that contact us seems rather good. EHS

FUN 2020/09/23(Wed)23:42 No. 977073 ID: a34b8a
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Well we have been feeling a bit twitchy sense we woke up and lately it seems like the tiniest thing could send us over the edge and-”
“Ah see, EHS.” The mean doctor rudely interrupts
Making sure not to dilute her verbal blitz the doctor continues “It’s not too uncommon of a hazard. Basically Bonnie dear, you can produce and store a large amount of electricity. But it can cause the part of your body that you’re not transmitting to, to seize up momentarily….Not organs or anything just her skeletal muscles.” She reassures mom.

“Ordinarily you sit at a 25% charge anything below that and you’ll begin to feel fatigue and anything above that will make you feel energized. You’ll naturally build it up and will have to expel it somehow. External forces will have to boost you above your regular charge. But most importantly although you are very resistant to electricity you are not completely immune to it. Anything even the tiniest bit above your threshold (100%) will cause all that electricity you’ve stored up to blow.”

“Theres various forms of treatment that we can provide for you two young ladies but they’ll take blah some time until blah then I implore blah that blah blah blah blah…”
This doctor lady talks too much, we came her to do fun stuff and eat dirt not get lectured by some old lady!

Trying our hardest to phase out the mean doctors spiel, we begin to wonder what activities we’d enjoy at camp...an aquarium? Hiking? A trip to the beach perhaps?... or maybe something else? What would our perfect summer camp activity look like?

PARTY! Dance with all the girls!

Taking a walking battery to an aquarium could in no way result in hilarious and lethal hazards... so let's do that!

Shopping in the big city! Everyone loves to feast their eyes on the latest fashion. (And psst, hey, with the stuff the safety scouts can get you access to, it can be practical, too!) Can you imagine how good the food at the downtown galleria is? I heard they even had a few amusement rides! The galleria is truly the rich woman's mall.

A trip to the cheese factory, where they mine cheese from moon rock deposits and refine it into orange gold.

>>977073

Ropes course! Great way to build character!

Somewhere downtown sounds great! there’s probably lots to do there like amusement parks and cheese! We can’t quite put our finger on it but suddenly we have the urge to hoard copious amounts of various cheeses despite not liking it too much before.

NEW THREAD: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/977240.html