pick up the pentagon shaped rock, stick

Pentagon guy: pick up the 5 sticks and giant ring.

Are you a 2d or 3d Stick figure?

Stick 2019/03/17(Sun)20:02 No. 926182 ID: f46e5e
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>>926178
* * * *, * Stick * *. rock * *.
>>926179
*, the rock * * * and * * pick up * * *.
>>926180
* 3D stick figure.

Place hamster in rock.
Place rock in head.
Spin rock.

Stick 2019/03/17(Sun)21:26 No. 926187 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926185
* * * hampster.
* head * * * plac* rock * * head *.
The rock * * spin*.

Handstand

Stick 2019/03/17(Sun)21:59 No. 926192 ID: f46e5e
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>>926189
*.
>The rock falls and rolls a bit to the left.

>>926192
Pet the rock.

Stick 2019/03/17(Sun)22:15 No. 926195 ID: f46e5e
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>>926193
* *, * the rock * * pet.

So who are you anyway? What's with all the *s?

Isocahedron Cultist: Drink Void Fluid

Stick 2019/03/17(Sun)22:55 No. 926203 ID: f46e5e
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>>926197
* * a stick figure.
* * * * * * * * *.
>>926198
Who? * * * * * in * world. The rock and * are the * * in *
world.

Okay it kindof looks like each asterisk is a word. Not sure why we can only see some and not others.

Throw the rock.

Stick 2019/03/17(Sun)23:34 No. 926209 ID: f46e5e
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>>926204
>Okay it kindof looks like each asterisk is a word.
You are *.
>The rock flies through the air to the right and rolls a bit.

>>926203 'world' should just be '*' both times

Okay I believe we only get words that suggesters have already said in the comments, so here's some new words. Pretty sure that last one was either 'correct' or 'right' but I suppose I could be wrong. Also: world.

Now, go pick up your rock friend. It's dangerous to go alone.

Stick 2019/03/18(Mon)14:05 No. 926232 ID: f46e5e
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>>926229
That last one was: "You are correct." And so are you!
The rock is * only friend in * world. * world is * * *.

Alright let's provide some more vocabulary. I'm my am this empty space full white void one two three four five six seven eight nine ten

Do you have a name? Does the rock?

Stick 2019/03/18(Mon)14:48 No. 926238 ID: f46e5e
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>>926234
I * * name but, I am now name? Stick. The rock is a * with ?(one)?(two) *. Ignore the part where that is impossible with current rendering

>>926238
Ah, yes and no are good words to have. Hmm I wonder if you can use digits for numbers? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
Are you saying the rock is a dodecahedron?

So is this place completely empty of other potential friends? Seems like a boring place to be stuck. Do you remember a place before, when you weren't a stick in a white void?

Stick 2019/03/18(Mon)16:26 No. 926249 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926240
>yes and no are good words to have
Yes, Yes * are
>digits for numbers?
3.14159265359
>Are you saying the rock is a dodecahedron?
That was the *, yes.

>>926249
penis

communism

jackie chan

Navy seal copypasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

>>926249
So how did you get here?

Stick 2019/03/19(Tue)04:58 No. 926324 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926298
A? * * of words. I am * with the * of "jackie chan"
>926300
I... what? Al-Quaeda? USA? United States? IP? and why so *?
>>926301 >>926246
I have * been here in this * white void with a * and a rock, it has been boring. You guy? are the * * thing to *, ever.
>If desired Stick can repeat anything Stick has said (at least a few times before Stick gets tired of repeating itself)

>>926324
Could you repeat the first few things you said?

>I have * been here in this * white void with a * and a rock, it has been boring. You guy? are the * * thing to *, ever.
always, ?, ?, first, interesting, happen
Can you describe what you just mentioned? Is there something here other than the rock?

What is up with you? Why are you fading in and out?

Stick 2019/03/19(Tue)15:46 No. 926372 ID: f46e5e
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>>926352
>Could you repeat the first few things you said? I'm going to keep the repeats to one update per update. while I am here '?' is a single unknown character, most commonly 's'. 'ever' should have been '*' the copypasta had 2 partial matches oh well
Sure. >>926177
"I am * about this world, but * only know two words and one * * are as *: Rock, Stick, and &"
>always, ?, ?, first, interesting, happen
'first' is wrong, but the * is * the *.
>Can you describe what you just mentioned?
Not * better than I just did.
>Is there something here other than the rock?
There is me, Stick, the stick figure. Other than that, no.
>>926358
I am not fading in and out. It * be some * of what* you use to see me.

Well, I'm glad we could come along to help you with your existential boredom. It's too bad about your name though. Stick isn't a very good one, but without listing every name that exists, I don't know if we can really fix that. Would it be better if we call you Steve? Or should it be Sally? I don't want to assume you are a boy or a girl without asking.

>>926372
Oh, it was the second interesting thing to happen? third? Just stick a "th" at the end of the rest. Well, there's fifth too, and ninth.
Wait a minute, can we just give you each letter since you're substituting unknowns with ? marks?
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
Also symbols apparently: ! @ # $ % ^ * ( ) _ + ~ ` [ ] \ | ; ' : " < > / , . = -

So, what was "with a * and a rock" if you didn't mean there was something else here?

Stick 2019/03/19(Tue)19:04 No. 926388 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926375
I am Stick * that is the first thing I was call*, name? have little mean* when it is just you, a rock, and an * void. I will stick with Stick.
>>926378
>So, what was "with a * and a rock" if you didn't mean there was something else here?
It is the *. I stand on it.
>can we just give you each letter
I am just * as * of the word as I can, though it is good to know the *. A * would help a * more though.

Okay, Stick it is then. Is there anything we can do for you? Any life goals we could help you with? Shouting useless advice to whoever we are looking at is our stock and trade.

>>926388
Oh, the ground? The planet? Asteroid? Moon?
Hmm, you probably want a dictionary. I'm not sure how we'd give that to you, I can't just copy paste it in here. Do... links work?

since, called, names, meaning, infinite or unending
speaking, much, parts or pieces, lot

Let's try this: https://www.dictionary.com/

Stick 2019/03/19(Tue)20:34 No. 926405 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926389
You guy? are already help* * by exist*. I don't want to * you guy? up for*, so something to do when you guy? * would be *.
>>926390
>ground? The planet? Asteroid? Moon?
Ground is synonym* with *.
>Let's try this: https://www.dictionary.com/
I can see the *, but it does not have * as * words as I *.

Stick apparently spontaneously learned guy. shrug
Next update will be in 7 hours at the earliest

>>926405
Uh, you know Earth already, so... dirt? Surface? Terrafirma? Floor?

site, nearly, many, need?

Stick 2019/03/20(Wed)05:29 No. 926470 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926410
>Floor?
Floor
>site, nearly, many, need?
Yes, Yes, Yes, No.
I can see but what I see does not match my * of 'dictionary'.

Ok, try throwing the rock in front of you, it might just break something

Stick 2019/03/20(Wed)17:08 No. 926539 ID: 8eaf98
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ahhh perspective! turns out the internet failed me and doesn't have an easy pdf of a dictionary so uhhh dictionary.com will work. full language unlocked!

>>926539
cop-out

>>926591
your not wrong if someone wants to make a pdf or something with the English language in it be my guest, but I don't want to expect people to make something for this quest

furthermore dictionary.com is the next closest thing to the intended solution. Though further thought has lead me to a similarly effective solution, and as such; language is no longer solved. I will say it is annoying to do.

well fine, if we're doing this, how about
https://www.ef.com/wwen/english-resources/english-vocabulary/top-3000-words/

Andrews from HWC got by with less than a thousand words, but interpreting him was wild

Stick 2019/03/21(Thu)14:55 No. 926695 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926658
Oh, nice! this is like a dictionary but without all the definitions I don't need. My thought had been just link a bunch of book PDFs, this is better.
>Communication issues SOLVED (more or less), Stick can now infer some language, primarily conjugation.
>1/3 Parameters Met!
>Andrews from HWC got by[...]
That would work extra poorly here as no attempt is made to be aware of and work with vocabulary restrictions.

Alright, so, it looks like the rock is just pure black. Is that true? Does it have anything on each face?

Stick 2019/03/21(Thu)15:43 No. 926702 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926697
The rock's sides are as smooth as my * are thin, which is to say infinitely.
Turns out 3k words are not enough apparently >.<

Stick 2019/03/22(Fri)16:49 No. 926862 ID: 8eaf98
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This is a new feeling. un*, but new and *ing. Upon further analysis, it is also *ing.
It would appear that the link between myself and you guys force* takes energy from me every 24 hours of inactivity on your end to maintain the connection.
I think I have enough energy in me for this to happen about two more times before I * to exist.
Of possible note, the energy seemed to head toward the rock after *ing me.

>>926862
un pleasant, worry ing, concern ing?
force fully, cease, exit ing?

Alright fine I'll try to keep this going, we're 33% of the way there.

What does the rock taste like? Feel like? Have you tried digging in the ground? Is the ground made of soft soil or something else?
Is there a day/night cycle or is it just a constant amount of ambient light?

>>926862
pretty sure "fuck" can fit in all of those.

Stick 2019/03/22(Fri)18:18 No. 926881 ID: 8eaf98
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I feel reduced, but not any less capable.
>>926864
>un pleasant, worry ing, concern ing? force fully, cease, exit ing?
All correct.
>What does the rock taste like? Feel like?
Tastes like a clean glass window, and feels as smooth as it is, though it also feels more substantial than it ever did before, even factoring in my current reduced state.
>Have you tried digging in the ground? Is the ground made of soft soil or something else?
It is made of something similar to the rock, but white in color. It currently feels the same as it always has, unlike the rock.
>Is there a day/night cycle or is it just a constant amount of ambient light?
Constant ambient light.
>we're 33% of the way there.
The ending I had in mind for this quest when I started it could have happened as soon as the first suggestion or any of the following suggestions. two of the three are just 'skippable' milestones the third is the one that concludes the quest, I honestly expected the first two would be skipped and the quest would end almost immediately.

Stick 2019/03/22(Fri)18:49 No. 926882 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926876
>This is a new feeling. unfuck, but new and fucking. Upon further analysis, it is also fucking. It would appear that the link between myself and you guys forcefuck takes energy from me every 24 hours of inactivity on your end to maintain the connection. I think I have enough energy in me for this to happen about two more times before I fuck to exist. Of possible note, the energy seemed to head toward the rock after fucking me.
I don't think that works actually, but a * around one of those rings oddly true and I'm not sure why.

Have you tried making tender love to the rock?

>>926882
show affection to the rock. care for it. name it.....Wilson

Stick 2019/03/22(Fri)20:22 No. 926893 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926888
I have not. Why would I have, it's a rock
>>926889
I suppose this is new ground, perhaps by caring for Willson I can gain some of the energy it seems to have a * of now.
>Stick hugs Willson, double energy recovered.

>>926893
Hmm, surplus?

...oh, hey. The image names. "mate NSFW to win_ it's the EZ" I feel like that t should've been a k.
What a silly win condition.

Stick. Tell us about your anatomy. Do you have sexual organs

>>926894
>Do you have sexual organs
wut

do you have fingers?

>>926893
penis, vagina, boobs, fuck, idk.

mate with the rock, mate.

1/2 Stick 2019/03/23(Sat)18:25 No. 927007 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926894
>surplus?
Yes.
>The image names. "mate NSFW to win_ it's the EZ"
>2/3 Parameters Met!
>>926902
No fingers, though this hasn't been a problem, and I do not expect it, nor any other anatomical particularites, to become a problem.

2/2 Stick 2019/03/23(Sat)18:25 No. 927008 ID: 8eaf98
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>>926926
>mate with the rock, mate.
I mean I guess I can...
Oh my god! Why did I never do this soo-
>3/3 Parameters Met!
>Connection lost

3/3 Parameters Met
Bonuses found 0/1 (three of the previous pictures are not like the others)
Opening hypothesis: Unlikely to be true. Hints and prompting required to reach the expected conclusion.
I came up with this quest one night and then went fuck it and made the first post, feedback welcome.

>>927008
honestly, it was kinda silly.
i like it though.